@Lazarou Not just Mastodon. I've literally never seen anything like this outside of a television clip show.

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You got mummy juice on your nightgown!

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30 minutes of re-used footage and counting

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I want bacon and eggs

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I am going to make the musicians on the soundtrack eat their own trumpets. Or the tiny mosquitos they're playing, or whatever they are. #Monsterdon

remember guys, this was all notarised

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Are we in the current day now? After Flora's midnight walk?

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So you dragged acid burned minion down here to for exposition and to gloat, and then just.... go back home?

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So the whole point of that scene was to allow Doctor Krupp to yell at a sleeping mummy.

Who WROTE this mess? #Monsterdon

@Lazarou You can tell she's had experience walking with a book balanced on her head before #monsterdon

his experiment involves baking soda and vinegar, doesn't it.

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Oh hey it's his buddy acid face

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Acid burn guy should wear a phantom of the opera mask.

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Oh! Hey it's acid burns guy!

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oh the guy whose face got messed up is ANGSTING

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@yatsu incredible scene #monsterdon

WHERE IS MY GOD DAMN ROBOT #monsterdon

The old cemetary has an Aztec section, apparently for the mummy to chill in?

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#monsterdon hypno trumpet and tympani is pretty great here.

@msh NO ROBOTS IN FLASHBACKS WE HAVE ROBOTS AT HOME

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I just hope that when the robot finally shows up, the voice actors for the English dub pronounce it “ROE-bit”. #Monsterdon #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy

please let the mummy wake up and destroy you

im on the mummys side

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I'm back to being confused about what's going on in this movie.
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... did that old man just show up in this film to be slapped upside the head by mr Only The Shadow Knows??? or like... ???
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#monsterdon Come now Flora! Don't come now! Relax, don't do it, when you want to come! Oh Flora! Such a mess.

The colored version is funny because all the stuff they didn't want to show up because it was in lower fidelity Black and White shows up like the spotlights and everything

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You can tell this isn't an American movie by the way that guy used the butt of his gun instead of doing a Yosemite Sam

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So nice that she had her hair already did when the doctor telepathically commanded her to get out of bed and saunter out to him. She didn't have her hair in curlers or anything. #Monsterdon

Wait, why the mexican batman and hypno ladie are in the graveyard to get someone named popoca?
And how can she get tuned with the mummy?
Damn, this movie is harder than I expected!
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#Monsterdon I keep hearing "The Polka" and that would make a much more interesting movie.

Had to refill my drinking jar. What'd I miss?
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"can you move it along, Ed Wood has this set reserved in 15 minutes."

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lol, @ man who looks like he's on a mobile phone attacking that poncho graveyard dude who really could not be bothered

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I want a giant 50s car tho. 40 feet long and 3 lanes wide

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#monsterdon She channels her previous life? How handy! You know where the mummy is!? He has an Apple AirTag! Wowsa!

@blogdiva The sharks got listed as endangered, and it was cheaper than mounting lasers on the sea bass

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We should have an over/under poll for when the Robot is going to show up. My guess is 48 minutes in #monsterdon

dating in the mid-century was so easy.
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Is this still all flashback or actual movie?

I see no mention of robots yet.....not looking hopeful....

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If she is the robot I will throw my TV across the room

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Are we still in a flashback?

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#monsterdon - I already KNOW what we get for expecting someone wrestling a mummy but c'mon, the bad guy is named "The Bat"? He's either a wrestler, Bruce Wayne, or someone really adept at showing off his junk in the back of a restaurant.

Those snakes don’t look full. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe deffo #monsterdon

Is she being hypnotized over a CB radio?
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@Zerofactorial
Roll for initiative
What weapons did you bring with you...
Check your bag of holding...
Women ALWAYS have a bag of holding...
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the flashback vs the aztec mummy

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"Escaped through the secret door in the snake pit," what a cliche

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"It happened quite suddenly, you see."

Unlike everything else in this film.

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He escaped into the crawlspace filled with venomous spiders. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

#Monsterdon All the others: Are you gonna tell us why we're here or what? Guy: nah, I got more to say.

#monsterdon I had drunk friends telling me less credible stories on a Saturday night tbh

Why would Krupp have a literal snake pit?

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I feel like the mummy is actually being kind of nice, just throwing people around instead of snapping their necks or something

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@blogdiva i think it was supposed to be the mummy's place but the set was just... confusing and seemed like a then-modern building? #monsterdon

That's a nice ✅ Stiff-Legged Walk you got there. No idea why that guy splashed acid in his own dang eyes but I suppose we're rolling with the punches here.

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"Permit me to continue" Under no fucking circumstances. Check please. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

Why do we have a snake pit? #monsterdon

i'm thinking surely they won't make more than half of the movie flashbacks but my bet becomes less sure as we go #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

This mummy is shuffly but also tossy and has access to rattlers!

@Violinknitter
The 'Young Horror Club' version has worse music and voicework that the other version.

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WHERE DID THE MUMMY GET A SNAKE PIT

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Ok, I'm completely lost on this movie! 😆
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I love when scientist's labs have grade-school anatomy posters in them.

That's how you know they're scientists!

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A pit full of rattlers - #mst3k

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@Newpa_Hasai Probably everyone carried dynamite around in the 60's

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wait wut
where'd the snakes come from??? #monsterdon

@ShiitakeToast omg you're missing the WHOLE THING

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Is there a Robot here somewhere? Did I miss it?

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The mummy with his lethal shoulder pushes strikes again!

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He was ... asping for it. 🥁

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#monsterdon Why not just throw a net over the mummy and leave him to just struggle with it in the corner? Or we could just do a Michael Myers follow-along.

he BROKE OUT OF JAIL

In a movie with intercontinental vampire mummies, jail seems so pedestrian

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The mummy is so much better in this one! Barely made an appearance v. Wrestling Women

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Mom, he pushed me! #Monsterdon

oh hey guys #monsterdon

Mummy is back, but now he's in a dream sequence.
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This movie should have been a podcast.

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not the rattlers done disposed of the evidence

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#Monsterdon Oh, god. I forgot the bat.

Can I get a Tinder match with Tender?

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Machine gun that fires no bullets, I see where you went wrong there mate

Wait, the Mummy/Vampire has an acid attack now?

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basically literally everything _except_ for the wrestling women

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Honestly, the cutthroat academic competition checks out #Monsterdon

That's a lot of machine guns for an archeology lab

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So, this movie is a whole flashback of thin mustache man?
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Oh shit. He just Columbo'd Dr. Krupp! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Maybe it'll be one giant flashback

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Why would a cross affect him? Like, shouldn't that just piss him off more?

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@nev because the mummy is also a vampire #monsterdon

“what if we just have the mummy DO the robot” #monsterdon

What the holy hell? How on earth would and Aztec mummy even know what the hell a cross was. And why would ANY mummy even care. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

#monsterdon you know what they say about enormous hands right???

Titillating me over and over with the word 'breastplate'

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Yeah, just leave things to the last second for dramatic effect, she'll thank you for that.

Aztec Mummies are afraid of The Cross? I mean that does make a lot of sense considering what The Church did.

So is this movie ALL recap then?

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With Michael Myers as the "Mummy."

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"Continue Edward", she interrupted for no apparent reason

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And that's ✅ Mummy Backstory Revealed

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I'll pants you!

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