We had a Very Creature From the Black Lagoon Xmas here today! with @BlunderBusted #christmas #monsterdon #florida

@Newpa_Hasai @Taweret Yeah as well as I can tell the mummy has been sleeping in the cemetery with the breastplate for five years

This is so confusing though

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BAT LAB

BAT LAB

BAT LAAAAAAAAB

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Previously, on The Flashback vs The Aztec Mummy, there was a flashback

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@blogdiva at least we got to see the dress, that's one win #monsterdon

fuckin a is it robot time
lets gooo
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Longest “As You Know, Bob” ever? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "a woman in a robe and two dudes came into the cemetery and slugged me when i asked them about it" duded that's just goths having sex on the graves. professional risk

So basically this is "The Menagerie" but Aztec Mummies instead of Star Trek innit? #Monsterdon

The Bat?! 🦇 Did they splice together scripts from different movies? #Monsterdon 🤖 #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy

okay I bet this guy has a robot

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oh my god ok 46 minutes into the film it appears as if we are officially not doing flashbacks anymore #monsterdon

There just happened to be a basin full of rattlesnakes?

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22 Shade street.

That's so you know it's shady.

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When did The Bat become an experimenter? I have completely lost the plot of this

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Nobody's even BUILT a robot yet!!!

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Say breastplate again!

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'We keep a list of shipments in this book.'
This cup is for my coffee.

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Don't they have to visit Jim Morrison's grave while they're wandering through the cemetery?

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"That was 5 years ago. We visited the tomb from time to time, to see the mummy."

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK

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Is this "How to make a robot movie with less than 10 minutes of robot footage" or something?

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THERE WAS EXPOSITION IN THE EXPOSITION.

WE NEED TO GO DEEPER.

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Ah, it's a movie from the 50s so RADIATION will have to come into it somewhere.

Everybody has learned some new Science and now it's everywhere...

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FIVE YEARS AGO!?!?

Wh-

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fuuuuuuck okay we are at 37 minutes of flashback

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A tiny house in a cemetery! #monsterdon

nope, oh my god, that was still flashback!?
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so that WAS all a flashback???

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FIVE YEARS AGO

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oh my FUCK IT WAS STILL A FLASHBACK #monsterdon

I LOVE the graveyard keeper with the huge mustache, bottle of booze, plaid poncho, crumpled sunhat, AND old timey prospector voice, now that's how you do affectations

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youshutyourbigmouthyou'retheliar #Monsterdon

@cbleslie he’s been walking all over town! Mummy can have some Chuck Taylor’s as a treat.

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Yes we definitely couldn't have done this graveyard mummy search together, or during the daytime, we are strategic geniuses

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"Remember she has a great imagination..."

People with fantasy-prone personalities are also great hypnotic subjects. She's both FPP and PTSD. No wonder she falls under the doctor's thrawl so easily!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantasy-prone_personality

Everyone, this movie is SO right about hypnosis. It's all true. All of it!

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I hope they get back to the rattler pit. That was quality #monsterdon

Oh no now time for the hard part. Walking around a graveyard

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The only thing that can save this movie… yup, a robot. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Anything? We could... french kiss? I could get a strap on? We could get to pegging!?!? ANYTHING!? Oooooh!

Hahaha! That groundskeeper dub is way over the top!

"You can do anything you want. Anything you want."

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OMFG the dubbed voice of this watchman dude 🤣 #Monsterdon

ACAB includes graveyard watchmen

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I'm still stuck on Flora's 'dirty slippers'
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Are the watchman here?

Yes, what can I do for you?

<CONK>

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Sure, gaslight the kids, that is great.

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the fuckin graveyard watchman is the MVP for real #monsterdon

@moira @Lazarou

The first two movies came out the year before this movie. What was the need for all the duplication?

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@Lazarou The minion has acid burns from the mummy battle in the lab (flashback scene). #Monsterdon #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy

"Are you from the Police?"

Watchman doesn't snitch

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the scars on his face have a very distinct edge #Monsterdon

What do we want?
Robot!
When do we want it?
About five minutes before the film’s abrupt ending!

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"...I thought it was tell, not show"
"No, no, no, it's the other way around."
"Ooops."

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"we know what he's after"

a more sensible movie?'
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Thank goodness, an ad

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@Newpa_Hasai @jonny I was thinking this, too!

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Perhaps it would help your understanding ifI told you another long story about people slowly walking around talking about a mummy.

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Trust the kids #monsterdon

OMG first time I've ever been GRATEFUL for the ad breaks.

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wait. are we in a flashback now right now or this the present?

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#monsterdon Oops, some of the film seems to have escaped the editor. Ah well, didn't need it.

@Lazarou Not just Mastodon. I've literally never seen anything like this outside of a television clip show.

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You got mummy juice on your nightgown!

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30 minutes of re-used footage and counting

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I want bacon and eggs

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I am going to make the musicians on the soundtrack eat their own trumpets. Or the tiny mosquitos they're playing, or whatever they are. #Monsterdon

remember guys, this was all notarised

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Are we in the current day now? After Flora's midnight walk?

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So you dragged acid burned minion down here to for exposition and to gloat, and then just.... go back home?

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So the whole point of that scene was to allow Doctor Krupp to yell at a sleeping mummy.

Who WROTE this mess? #Monsterdon

We're all glad this man is using his powers for some weird Aztec plot instead what we'd all assume a man would use those powers for

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@Lazarou You can tell she's had experience walking with a book balanced on her head before #monsterdon

his experiment involves baking soda and vinegar, doesn't it.

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Oh hey it's his buddy acid face

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No. Mummy. Not devil. Mummy.

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Acid burn guy should wear a phantom of the opera mask.

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So his temple burned down and he thought, "Where else can a dead guy sleep with his cursed breastplate," and he chose the ancient cemetery - I mean that was very thoughtful of him

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Oh! Hey it's acid burns guy!

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oh the guy whose face got messed up is ANGSTING

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@yatsu incredible scene #monsterdon

WHERE IS MY GOD DAMN ROBOT #monsterdon

The old cemetary has an Aztec section, apparently for the mummy to chill in?

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#monsterdon hypno trumpet and tympani is pretty great here.

@msh NO ROBOTS IN FLASHBACKS WE HAVE ROBOTS AT HOME

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I just hope that when the robot finally shows up, the voice actors for the English dub pronounce it “ROE-bit”. #Monsterdon #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy

please let the mummy wake up and destroy you

im on the mummys side

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I'm back to being confused about what's going on in this movie.
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... did that old man just show up in this film to be slapped upside the head by mr Only The Shadow Knows??? or like... ???
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#monsterdon Come now Flora! Don't come now! Relax, don't do it, when you want to come! Oh Flora! Such a mess.

The colored version is funny because all the stuff they didn't want to show up because it was in lower fidelity Black and White shows up like the spotlights and everything

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You can tell this isn't an American movie by the way that guy used the butt of his gun instead of doing a Yosemite Sam

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So nice that she had her hair already did when the doctor telepathically commanded her to get out of bed and saunter out to him. She didn't have her hair in curlers or anything. #Monsterdon

Wait, why the mexican batman and hypno ladie are in the graveyard to get someone named popoca?
And how can she get tuned with the mummy?
Damn, this movie is harder than I expected!
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#Monsterdon I keep hearing "The Polka" and that would make a much more interesting movie.

Had to refill my drinking jar. What'd I miss?
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"can you move it along, Ed Wood has this set reserved in 15 minutes."

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so is the robot not going to show up until like minute 50 or

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lol, @ man who looks like he's on a mobile phone attacking that poncho graveyard dude who really could not be bothered

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I want a giant 50s car tho. 40 feet long and 3 lanes wide

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