Mummy said knock you out. #monsterdon

@starkraving666 The robot has nipples at least #monsterdon

This mummy is SO FEKKING AWESOME tho! #Monsterdon

hahaha she has no fear

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#monsterdon Alright! Let's get Reeaaaaddy tooooo RUUUUMBLE

Aztec Mummy: Gets out of bed slower than me on a Tuesday morning after a long weekend, groans
Giant Robot: Sways side to side while making neon sign zip-zap-zip-zap noises. It's literally all he can do.

oh SHIT mummy boy goes hard in the end
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Mummy’s vocalizations are starting to sound Muppet-esque

#MeWantCookies
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Aww, poor mummy. I hate when I get woken up to fight giant robo-men, too. #Monsterdon

FINALLY

Thank you for beating the shit out of the robot, Popo-whatever. #Monsterdon

Mummy 1. Robot 0. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

damnit, my movie got stuck, LOL

#Monsterdon #RobotvAztecMummy

Really, the joystick controller has like a six foot range #Monsterdon

Now hug! #monsterdon

This is the worst wrestling match ever #Monsterdon

Here we are! The central thesis of the movie ready to bask in the spotlight of the *checks time left* final three minutes. #monsterdon

the greatest fight scene in cinema

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wait, why does the aztec mummy sound like Frankenstein's Monster, but the human robot made from reanimated human tissue is silent?

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#monsterdon *energetic slap fight ensues*

NO DON"T CUT AWAY! DAMMIT!

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"I picked the wrong semana to quit tequila" #monsterdon

Yay - cemetery groundskeeper is back. Everyone's favourite character. Hope they give him some juicy dialog.

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@Lazarou Nothing is certain in this film.

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There's a reason they're called mad scientists.

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What happened to "The Robot Vs The Stairs"

#Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

Mummy! You lookin' good, babe! You been workin' out?

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The power of dry ice from a robot?

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@FirstFish Looks to have been in English ~20-30 years at the start of the movie (and the word in its present usage began in 1920)

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#Monsterdon #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy

i think it would have been way more interesting if she did indeed turn out to be the robot #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

They really should have given this robot knees it's very hard to walk when you can't bend your legs at all, and you're probably gonna be even slower than the mummy was

@ohiofi i mean, if the rents low...
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The human inside the robot looks really bored

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I wonder what that watchman is paid

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Who would win in a foot race? #monsterdon

@blogdiva

Wait till you see what happens to it when you press the button on the shiny metal ass.

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Oh the horror. Oh the suspense. #Monsterdon

@whknott yeah this is such a letdown

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the movie ends with film breakage and the projectionist declaring, 'NO REFUNDS"

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@ricci it's recursive into Infinity #monsterdon

every part of the robot is good. the watering can head, the lightbulbs for ears, the construction paper tube legs, like watch those things flex as he walks #monsterdon

It really is Bender Bending Rodriguez #Monsterdon

He's got knobs for vertical and horizontal hold right there on his chest. Convenient. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

@blogdiva the tiniest of knobs

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I love how they just painted over the lightbulbs in some scenes. The one over his face, for instance. Just hilarious.

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#monsterdon I bet there are fishnets and a precious pair of lace panties under all that cloak fabric that Krupp is wearing. Just like Dr. Frankenfurter. Muahahhahaha!

please leave the watchman alone he's all i care about

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@mattgriffin Exhibit 2 in my theory that all monsterdon films are really about the funny hats.

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@Lazarou Sense, ha

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@Lazarou then we get 45 minutes of the same reused footage with her doing the voiceover instead

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they're absolutely going to go back to previous movies again aren't they

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Wait, all this because he wants to hit the mummy up for a loan? #Monsterdon

...it's a guy in a robot suit

🤦

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I’m… I’m not sure radium works like that? #Monsterdon

This is the cybertruck of robot

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the chief of pleese

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Master, where are my knees? It is uncomfortable to walk like a penguin.

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He does look like the kind of mad scientist who would torture animals with pleasure. Even before he admitted it.

But where did he source animals with pleasure?

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nobody show boston dynamics this we don't want to give them any ideas

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*Glasses on* Actually, that is a cyb-

*They gag him*

in modern scifi terms we would call this a cyborg, actually,

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That's not how Radium works!!

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Knees were too expensive.

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Random cut to Flor(a)

Because we couldn't be promised a robot and actually just get a robot, that would be too easy

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i think i'd rather be reduced to atomic dust rather than watch this movie, tbh. #monsterdon

(sigh) Electricity and nuclear energy don't work like that

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that was awesome, for all the wrong reasons 😂

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oh my god you can see where it's taped together this is so good #monsterdon

I'll hand it to him, that's a great villain laugh. Earning his paycheque there

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HUMAN ROBOT? #Monsterdon

YES!!

He's perfected putting human brains into indestructible super-strong robots.

Obviously the next step is finding an archeological treasure.

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It's the robot! Finally. Jeez.

And Orson evern wore his cape for the scene!

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"I may have forgotten to articulate the joints. Could you just walk up to get strangled or something?"

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Eight minutes left. They better get to winding that thing up if it's gonna be fighting any mummies. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

Time for a quick cutaway to a grandfather clock.

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#monsterdon Finally! We've got plate steel and sex toys. I thought we'd go without the titular character!

fuck yes. fuck yes. holy hell. this is the best robot ever. yes yes yes. it's all worth it #monsterdon

#Monsterdon he's wearing a cape! yes

"You're completely mad and ignorant also!!" me trying to come up with an insult on the spot

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Ok, so there is not even a robot in this movie. It’s a cyborg. I am angry. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

But the robot is just a bunch of tin cans laying on a slab fwiw

This girl says Edward and then kisses him more than Bella in Twilight.

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where did we find this video of jeff bezos #monsterdon

During World War 2, the Manhattan project used silver for wiring rather than copper, both due to copper being needed for shells, but also because the Nazi's were known to be tracking the movement of manufacturing resources. Fort Knox gave us the a-bomb without the Nazis knowing about it.

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"we've carefully designed this robot to fit into the breastplate"

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"You're about to see something truly unbelievable"
"At this point, I don't believe you've even got the robot from the title of this movie."

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ROBOT!

WE HAVE ROBOT!!!

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The robot appears (turned off) at minute 51

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@Lazarou Been there. Beeeeeen theeeere.

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#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

You guys the literal plot synoposis of this movie in Tubi.com is this:

"A mad scientist builds a fighting robot to battle the scary centuries-old mummy warrior guarding the ancient Aztec treasure he seeks" and we're at 50 mins of 65 and none of this has happened yet

imagine if the robot doesnt get up like thatd be so embarrassing

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I am still confused about why "The Bat" is called "The Bat" and what his agenda is.

#Monsterdon

RO-bot!
RO-bot!
RO-bot!

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#monsterdon If you've been up for longer than 72 hours then all of this is hallucinations and pink elephants. If you're tired, Krupp, TAKE A NAP!

14 minutes of non-stop robit action incoming #monsterdon

lol, beating heart in a jar, classic

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Oh, wait, if a ROBOT steals the bracelet and breastplate, who's family will the mummy curse?

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"ive decided to make a man, a REAL man"

gay (good for him)

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he set out those chairs before they got there and put on his cape

he was prepared

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"How's your beautiful and charming wife?"

Bitch you got less than fifteen minutes, we do NOT have time for small talk. #Monsterdon

after all that flashback i am still at 0% of understanding what the hell is going on, presumably the purpose of a flashback #monsterdon