they're absolutely going to go back to previous movies again aren't they

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Wait, all this because he wants to hit the mummy up for a loan? #Monsterdon

This is the cybertruck of robot

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Master, where are my knees? It is uncomfortable to walk like a penguin.

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He does look like the kind of mad scientist who would torture animals with pleasure. Even before he admitted it.

But where did he source animals with pleasure?

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nobody show boston dynamics this we don't want to give them any ideas

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*Glasses on* Actually, that is a cyb-

*They gag him*

in modern scifi terms we would call this a cyborg, actually,

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That's not how Radium works!!

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Knees were too expensive.

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i think i'd rather be reduced to atomic dust rather than watch this movie, tbh. #monsterdon

that was awesome, for all the wrong reasons 😂

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oh my god you can see where it's taped together this is so good #monsterdon

I'll hand it to him, that's a great villain laugh. Earning his paycheque there

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HUMAN ROBOT? #Monsterdon

YES!!

He's perfected putting human brains into indestructible super-strong robots.

Obviously the next step is finding an archeological treasure.

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It's the robot! Finally. Jeez.

And Orson evern wore his cape for the scene!

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"I may have forgotten to articulate the joints. Could you just walk up to get strangled or something?"

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Eight minutes left. They better get to winding that thing up if it's gonna be fighting any mummies. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

Time for a quick cutaway to a grandfather clock.

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#monsterdon Finally! We've got plate steel and sex toys. I thought we'd go without the titular character!

fuck yes. fuck yes. holy hell. this is the best robot ever. yes yes yes. it's all worth it #monsterdon

#Monsterdon he's wearing a cape! yes

"You're completely mad and ignorant also!!" me trying to come up with an insult on the spot

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Ok, so there is not even a robot in this movie. It’s a cyborg. I am angry. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

But the robot is just a bunch of tin cans laying on a slab fwiw

This girl says Edward and then kisses him more than Bella in Twilight.

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where did we find this video of jeff bezos #monsterdon

During World War 2, the Manhattan project used silver for wiring rather than copper, both due to copper being needed for shells, but also because the Nazi's were known to be tracking the movement of manufacturing resources. Fort Knox gave us the a-bomb without the Nazis knowing about it.

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"we've carefully designed this robot to fit into the breastplate"

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"You're about to see something truly unbelievable"
"At this point, I don't believe you've even got the robot from the title of this movie."

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The robot appears (turned off) at minute 51

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@Lazarou Been there. Beeeeeen theeeere.

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imagine if the robot doesnt get up like thatd be so embarrassing

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#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

You guys the literal plot synoposis of this movie in Tubi.com is this:

"A mad scientist builds a fighting robot to battle the scary centuries-old mummy warrior guarding the ancient Aztec treasure he seeks" and we're at 50 mins of 65 and none of this has happened yet

I am still confused about why "The Bat" is called "The Bat" and what his agenda is.

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#monsterdon If you've been up for longer than 72 hours then all of this is hallucinations and pink elephants. If you're tired, Krupp, TAKE A NAP!

lol, beating heart in a jar, classic

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Oh, wait, if a ROBOT steals the bracelet and breastplate, who's family will the mummy curse?

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"ive decided to make a man, a REAL man"

gay (good for him)

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he set out those chairs before they got there and put on his cape

he was prepared

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"How's your beautiful and charming wife?"

Bitch you got less than fifteen minutes, we do NOT have time for small talk. #Monsterdon

after all that flashback i am still at 0% of understanding what the hell is going on, presumably the purpose of a flashback #monsterdon

We had a Very Creature From the Black Lagoon Xmas here today! with @BlunderBusted #christmas #monsterdon #florida

@Newpa_Hasai @Taweret Yeah as well as I can tell the mummy has been sleeping in the cemetery with the breastplate for five years

This is so confusing though

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BAT LAB

BAT LAB

BAT LAAAAAAAAB

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Previously, on The Flashback vs The Aztec Mummy, there was a flashback

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@blogdiva at least we got to see the dress, that's one win #monsterdon

fuckin a is it robot time
lets gooo
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Longest “As You Know, Bob” ever? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "a woman in a robe and two dudes came into the cemetery and slugged me when i asked them about it" duded that's just goths having sex on the graves. professional risk

So basically this is "The Menagerie" but Aztec Mummies instead of Star Trek innit? #Monsterdon

The Bat?! 🦇 Did they splice together scripts from different movies? #Monsterdon 🤖 #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy

okay I bet this guy has a robot

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There just happened to be a basin full of rattlesnakes?

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22 Shade street.

That's so you know it's shady.

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When did The Bat become an experimenter? I have completely lost the plot of this

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Nobody's even BUILT a robot yet!!!

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Say breastplate again!

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'We keep a list of shipments in this book.'
This cup is for my coffee.

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Don't they have to visit Jim Morrison's grave while they're wandering through the cemetery?

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"That was 5 years ago. We visited the tomb from time to time, to see the mummy."

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK

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Is this "How to make a robot movie with less than 10 minutes of robot footage" or something?

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THERE WAS EXPOSITION IN THE EXPOSITION.

WE NEED TO GO DEEPER.

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Ah, it's a movie from the 50s so RADIATION will have to come into it somewhere.

Everybody has learned some new Science and now it's everywhere...

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FIVE YEARS AGO!?!?

Wh-

??????? #Monsterdon

fuuuuuuck okay we are at 37 minutes of flashback

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A tiny house in a cemetery! #monsterdon

nope, oh my god, that was still flashback!?
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so that WAS all a flashback???

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FIVE YEARS AGO

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oh my FUCK IT WAS STILL A FLASHBACK #monsterdon

I LOVE the graveyard keeper with the huge mustache, bottle of booze, plaid poncho, crumpled sunhat, AND old timey prospector voice, now that's how you do affectations

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youshutyourbigmouthyou'retheliar #Monsterdon

@cbleslie he’s been walking all over town! Mummy can have some Chuck Taylor’s as a treat.

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Yes we definitely couldn't have done this graveyard mummy search together, or during the daytime, we are strategic geniuses

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"Remember she has a great imagination..."

People with fantasy-prone personalities are also great hypnotic subjects. She's both FPP and PTSD. No wonder she falls under the doctor's thrawl so easily!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantasy-prone_personality

Everyone, this movie is SO right about hypnosis. It's all true. All of it!

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Oh no now time for the hard part. Walking around a graveyard

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The only thing that can save this movie… yup, a robot. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Anything? We could... french kiss? I could get a strap on? We could get to pegging!?!? ANYTHING!? Oooooh!

Hahaha! That groundskeeper dub is way over the top!

"You can do anything you want. Anything you want."

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OMFG the dubbed voice of this watchman dude 🤣 #Monsterdon

ACAB includes graveyard watchmen

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I'm still stuck on Flora's 'dirty slippers'
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Are the watchman here?

Yes, what can I do for you?

<CONK>

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the fuckin graveyard watchman is the MVP for real #monsterdon

@moira @Lazarou

The first two movies came out the year before this movie. What was the need for all the duplication?

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@Lazarou The minion has acid burns from the mummy battle in the lab (flashback scene). #Monsterdon #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy

"Are you from the Police?"

Watchman doesn't snitch

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the scars on his face have a very distinct edge #Monsterdon

What do we want?
Robot!
When do we want it?
About five minutes before the film’s abrupt ending!

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"...I thought it was tell, not show"
"No, no, no, it's the other way around."
"Ooops."

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"we know what he's after"

a more sensible movie?'
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Thank goodness, an ad

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@Newpa_Hasai @jonny I was thinking this, too!

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Perhaps it would help your understanding ifI told you another long story about people slowly walking around talking about a mummy.

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Trust the kids #monsterdon

OMG first time I've ever been GRATEFUL for the ad breaks.

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wait. are we in a flashback now right now or this the present?

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#monsterdon Oops, some of the film seems to have escaped the editor. Ah well, didn't need it.