Are these flashbacks to the movie we just watched? This is GOLD

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#monsterdon The Youtube copy has dropped frames. Still playing along, ah well. hahahahah

This is already better than the robot one

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Wait, so they killed the luchador?? How am I this confused ALREADY???

But NO, he's ALIVE!!!

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@diazona @allanb this one is an actual, if silly, movie.

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Police killed by the Bat[s]men?

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@blogdiva Are you sure? Maybe the Aztecs sailed around the Caribbean, planting pyramids.

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@diazona @allanb YEP

ACTUALLY IS

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@blogdiva well there's your luchador

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@allanb Y'know surprisingly it actually is

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The Angel! #thecurseoftheaztecmummy #monsterdon

@blogdiva

What name does El Santo use when he submits for his car registration and plate?

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@diazona No one tells me anything 😂

How many minutes in are we?

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@hollie currently about 10 minutes in

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@hollie Yes! The Curse of the Aztec Mummy. Seems to be a sequel or something. https://archive.org/details/CurseOfTheAztecMummylaMaldicionDeLaMomiaAzteca1957-English

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@hollie Curse of the Aztec Mummy, it's on the archive

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"you can't kill him, he's the star of this movie!"

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hey the bat is a cold-blooded assassin in this one

already much better

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Wait. The wrestlers are back. Awesome!

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@lytta does it matter tho

(I think it's later because they talk about revealing the identity of The Bat at the beginning)

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#monsterdon I think they replaced the machine gun sound with a plastic gear assembly that is slipping.

Who is the wrestler on the scene?

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It seems like there might be something happening in this one

I wonder if I should pay attention

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fimally a gaddamn luchador in this luchador movie

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"He who ran came back to say that the other heroes were buried today" is the most ambiguous possible version of that sentiment

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@Zerofactorial @Mikal @lytta At least The Phantom Planet had a war between tiny peoples.

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#monsterdon Is the man in the white car wearing a cape and … helmet?

@diazona honestly, the robot OR the mummy probably could have made a better Robot vs Mummy movie. #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe @yatsu We might have seen that movie, in fact

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@yatsu @CactuarJoe lol

Although a potato could make a better movie than the one we just watched

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@CactuarJoe that would actually make a much better movie than the one we just watched. #monsterdon

@athena_rising This is pretty much the only worthwhile part out of 64 minutes, apart from the grave keeper. #monsterdon

OMG! this is the follow up with a mention of Dr. Bat. it just has new pachucos.

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I don't think Flora and Maria the housekeeper exchanged lines so no Bechdel for us tonight #monsterdon

okay so we're gonna see a lot of reused footage here that isn't actually reused _here_, it's just that we just saw it because of the _previous_ movie I GUESS

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Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I'm wearing my #Monsterdon shirt tonight!

https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/designs/monsterdon-doodles-color/mens/t-shirt/extra-soft

@jchaven You are a glutton for punishment

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@whknott "The movie wasn't so hot
It didn't have much of a plot
We fell asleep, our goose is cooked
Our reputation is shot" oh yeah! #Monsterdon #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy

FINE. YOU THINK YOUR FILTHY CARDBOARD ROBOT CAN BEAT ME?!

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it was a good #Monsterdon :muppets_waldorf: :muppets_statler:

@athena_rising You missed literally the only new footage in the movie.

How you feel about that is up to you.

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@hollie but there’s also a screen in the middle of the robot’s torso for someone to view out from. What?!

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I missed the last 22 minutes.

Should I be…..

@lytta

This was my first #monsterdon so I can't wait to see how much lower it can go.

@hollie @jsadow But are we talking about the screaming in the movie or our screaming

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Lessons for Screenwriters: Masterclass in Session....1. If you have a plot for a 'short' but the execs. give you a 90', one word: 'flashbacks.' 2. If you don't have a believable character use make-up to approximate an A-lister or two. 3. Make sure to add in yaoi-fight scene and fade to smoke for cover.

@jsadow This is a comment that could really go on ANY #Monsterdon movie....

@ranjit Many thanks to @Taweret for hosting, to @Cherizilla for bingo, and to all of you for the lulz! #Monsterdon

What did the robot do to the watchman, spray habanero sauce on his serape? #monsterdon

every time i watch what for me is the worst #monsterdon movie yet, i think it can't get any worse. i am always wrong

Dubbing was quite good. Not the voice actors, but the timing and accuracy of lip-syncing. seen/heard worse #Monsterdon

So he just fucked off into a tomb or something?

Well. Okay.

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"Sorry to wake you up AGAIN. Here's your stuff back."
"FINALLY thank you."
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#Monsterdon at long last, the mummy and the robot are about the fight <3

The mummy sounds as disgusted as I am.

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Feel like you need more?

Some of us are doing a double feature starting at 0:15 after the hour

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Testing the axiom that "two wrongs don't make a right"

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@moira FORTY THREE MINUTES

holy *shit* #Monsterdon

Not really sure what just I just watched, I guess it was theoretically a movie of some sort but it lacked most of the usual movie elements, like being a movie

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@ramsey didn't friend mummy fuck off in the general direction of the ruins of his tomb?

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@CactuarJoe YES. 43:44 of previous film.

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#Monsterdon ah that was great

It'd have been hilarious if there'd been a love scene between Edward and Flora, they could have spent forty minutes on him just unbuttoning her clothes

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@Victorsigmoid I'm certainly horrified, but I don't think it's in the way they intended.

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The key feature of any Aztec mummy feature is that the thing they promise in the title you only see for like 5 minutes at the end of the film, so you are forced to buy a ticket to the next film in order to actually see what you paid your cash money to see. Well, that and the funny hats.

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So movies, huh. Was this one of them? Jury's still out for me. #monsterdon

I'm really not sure what happened at the end because no one fucked off into anything.

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Okay, that was fucking hilarious, but no way I could keep up with both the movie and the comments.
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And that right there, folks is why we monsterdon, the patented “abrupt ending”

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So, next movie at 9:15? Curse of the Aztec Mummy?

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Many thanks to @ryan for the stream and @Taweret for hosting, as always! Plus all of YOU for being such nice company on a Sunday night.

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Accurate.

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Could have done with a longer fight at the end and much less recap of the previous films

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@apLundell I think we can safely write off the Young America Horror Club as a troll farm.

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Well that was a short battle.

The End.

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#Monsterdon i want the old cemetery guard to come out and look at the robot and go "hoooo boy"

What in the actual fuck, of all the endings that didn't actually happen, that one didn't actually happen the most

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Poor kneeless cyborg. I know precisely what kneelessness feels like.

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Really? #monsterdon

How did the robot get down the stairs with no knees?

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Oh man you guys I zonked out on the couch. I just _could not even_ with this movie. This is one I cannot make it through un-MST'ed.

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#Monsterdon it's gonna take forever for this lumbering robot to make it to the cemetery, jeez

Hey, remember last week when we watched an Aztec mummy movie. It feels like just yesterday when.... thanks again to @Taweret for hosting. That was a tough one. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

Oh hey, the breastplate, and the bracelet. #monsterdon

Poor cyborg. Having to go zip-zap zip-zap zip-zap non-stop all the time.

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Wow. That was really bad.

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"recommended by Young America Horror Club"
for which i shall never forgive them. #monsterdon

oh lord, DEEP HURTING!!!!!

Thanks everyone for....whatever the fuck that was!

See you next week for more #monsterdon !!

That's not a human robot, that's just a deep sea diver out of water #monsterdon

oop and we done
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The end?
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@Zerofactorial @starkraving666 I mean, how else would it justify wearing a breastplate?

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hooooooly shit. mst3k's edits made it _better_.

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The mummy’s voice actor has clearly changed.
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And it ends with no closure, just like a good #Monsterdon movie should.

Just awful

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And we learn, after all this time, the real monster was the accountant who decided to make a clip show.

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Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

As always, huge thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight’s feature , #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy, released in 1958, was the second feature this year showcasing an Aztec Mummy, though there was remarkably more Mummy in this showing! We also had,

You can tell they only got once chance to film this fight scene because of the way the robot's tin cans get dented whenever he gets ... uh ... hugged, vigorously

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This flashback could have been an email. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy