Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I'm wearing my #Monsterdon shirt tonight!
https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/designs/monsterdon-doodles-color/mens/t-shirt/extra-soft
@jchaven You are a glutton for punishment
@whknott "The movie wasn't so hot
It didn't have much of a plot
We fell asleep, our goose is cooked
Our reputation is shot" oh yeah! #Monsterdon #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy
it was a good #Monsterdon :muppets_waldorf: :muppets_statler:
@hollie but thereβs also a screen in the middle of the robotβs torso for someone to view out from. What?!
This was my first #monsterdon so I can't wait to see how much lower it can go.
@jsadow This is a comment that could really go on ANY #Monsterdon movie....
@ranjit Many thanks to @Taweret for hosting, to @Cherizilla for bingo, and to all of you for the lulz! #Monsterdon
"Sorry to wake you up AGAIN. Here's your stuff back."
"FINALLY thank you."
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon at long last, the mummy and the robot are about the fight <3
The mummy sounds as disgusted as I am.
Feel like you need more?
Some of us are doing a double feature starting at 0:15 after the hour
Curse of the Aztec Mummy
Testing the axiom that "two wrongs don't make a right"
@moira FORTY THREE MINUTES
holy *shit* #Monsterdon
Not really sure what just I just watched, I guess it was theoretically a movie of some sort but it lacked most of the usual movie elements, like being a movie
@ramsey didn't friend mummy fuck off in the general direction of the ruins of his tomb?
#Monsterdon ah that was great
It'd have been hilarious if there'd been a love scene between Edward and Flora, they could have spent forty minutes on him just unbuttoning her clothes
@Victorsigmoid I'm certainly horrified, but I don't think it's in the way they intended.
The key feature of any Aztec mummy feature is that the thing they promise in the title you only see for like 5 minutes at the end of the film, so you are forced to buy a ticket to the next film in order to actually see what you paid your cash money to see. Well, that and the funny hats.
So movies, huh. Was this one of them? Jury's still out for me. #monsterdon
I'm really not sure what happened at the end because no one fucked off into anything.
Okay, that was fucking hilarious, but no way I could keep up with both the movie and the comments.
#monsterdon
And that right there, folks is why we monsterdon, the patented βabrupt endingβ
So, next movie at 9:15? Curse of the Aztec Mummy?
Accurate.
@apLundell I think we can safely write off the Young America Horror Club as a troll farm.
#Monsterdon i want the old cemetery guard to come out and look at the robot and go "hoooo boy"
What in the actual fuck, of all the endings that didn't actually happen, that one didn't actually happen the most
Poor kneeless cyborg. I know precisely what kneelessness feels like.
Really? #monsterdon
How did the robot get down the stairs with no knees?
Oh man you guys I zonked out on the couch. I just _could not even_ with this movie. This is one I cannot make it through un-MST'ed.
#Monsterdon it's gonna take forever for this lumbering robot to make it to the cemetery, jeez
Hey, remember last week when we watched an Aztec mummy movie. It feels like just yesterday when.... thanks again to @Taweret for hosting. That was a tough one. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy
Oh hey, the breastplate, and the bracelet. #monsterdon
Poor cyborg. Having to go zip-zap zip-zap zip-zap non-stop all the time.
Wow. That was really bad.
oh lord, DEEP HURTING!!!!!
Thanks everyone for....whatever the fuck that was!
See you next week for more #monsterdon !!
That's not a human robot, that's just a deep sea diver out of water #monsterdon
oop and we done
#Monsterdon
The end?
#Monsterdon
@Zerofactorial @starkraving666 I mean, how else would it justify wearing a breastplate?
hooooooly shit. mst3k's edits made it _better_.
The mummyβs voice actor has clearly changed.
#monsterdon
And it ends with no closure, just like a good #Monsterdon movie should.
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Just awful
And we learn, after all this time, the real monster was the accountant who decided to make a clip show.
Another #Monsterdon is in the can!
As always, huge thanks to @Taweret for hosting!
Tonightβs feature , #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy, released in 1958, was the second feature this year showcasing an Aztec Mummy, though there was remarkably more Mummy in this showing! We also had,
Ritual sacrifice!Flashbacks, and then some flashbacks, to be followed by a few, you know, flashbacks.Mummy shuffle!Hypnotizing! The Bat! No, not that one, the other one.A robot! Epic robot mummy fight!
You can tell they only got once chance to film this fight scene because of the way the robot's tin cans get dented whenever he gets ... uh ... hugged, vigorously
This flashback could have been an email. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy
Mummy said knock you out. #monsterdon
@starkraving666 The robot has nipples at least #monsterdon
This mummy is SO FEKKING AWESOME tho! #Monsterdon
Mummyβs vocalizations are starting to sound Muppet-esque
oh SHIT mummy boy goes hard in the end
#monsterdon
Aww, poor mummy. I hate when I get woken up to fight giant robo-men, too. #Monsterdon
FINALLY
Thank you for beating the shit out of the robot, Popo-whatever. #Monsterdon
Mummy 1. Robot 0. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy
damnit, my movie got stuck, LOL
Now hug! #monsterdon
This is the worst wrestling match ever #Monsterdon
Here we are! The central thesis of the movie ready to bask in the spotlight of the *checks time left* final three minutes. #monsterdon
the greatest fight scene in cinema
wait, why does the aztec mummy sound like Frankenstein's Monster, but the human robot made from reanimated human tissue is silent?
NO DON"T CUT AWAY! DAMMIT!
"I picked the wrong semana to quit tequila" #monsterdon
Yay - cemetery groundskeeper is back. Everyone's favourite character. Hope they give him some juicy dialog.
@Lazarou Nothing is certain in this film.
There's a reason they're called mad scientists.
What happened to "The Robot Vs The Stairs"
Mummy! You lookin' good, babe! You been workin' out?
The power of dry ice from a robot?
@FirstFish Looks to have been in English ~20-30 years at the start of the movie (and the word in its present usage began in 1920)
i think it would have been way more interesting if she did indeed turn out to be the robot #monsterdon
#Monsterdon π€ :AztecCalendar: π¨βπ¬ πΊοΈ π±
They really should have given this robot knees it's very hard to walk when you can't bend your legs at all, and you're probably gonna be even slower than the mummy was
@ohiofi i mean, if the rents low...
#Monsterdon
The human inside the robot looks really bored
I wonder what that watchman is paid
Who would win in a foot race? #monsterdon
Wait till you see what happens to it when you press the button on the shiny metal ass.
Oh the horror. Oh the suspense. #Monsterdon
@whknott yeah this is such a letdown
the movie ends with film breakage and the projectionist declaring, 'NO REFUNDS"
@ricci it's recursive into Infinity #monsterdon
every part of the robot is good. the watering can head, the lightbulbs for ears, the construction paper tube legs, like watch those things flex as he walks #monsterdon
It really is Bender Bending Rodriguez #Monsterdon
He's got knobs for vertical and horizontal hold right there on his chest. Convenient. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy
@blogdiva the tiniest of knobs
I love how they just painted over the lightbulbs in some scenes. The one over his face, for instance. Just hilarious.
#monsterdon I bet there are fishnets and a precious pair of lace panties under all that cloak fabric that Krupp is wearing. Just like Dr. Frankenfurter. Muahahhahaha!
please leave the watchman alone he's all i care about
@mattgriffin Exhibit 2 in my theory that all monsterdon films are really about the funny hats.
@Lazarou Sense, ha
@Lazarou then we get 45 minutes of the same reused footage with her doing the voiceover instead