monsterdon replay · Best of The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy

Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈

Lazarou

"How far can the human mind penetrate the mysteries of the universe"

My friday night with a bag of weed

#monsterdon
#TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy

jammerb :twit:

jammerb@twit.social

Abbott and Costello vs The Aztec Mummy is my favorite in this series

starkraving666

starkraving666@jorts.horse

WE GOT MOVIE SIGN

#monsterdon #RobotVsTheAztecMumny

I love total chaotic feralness of the superhero and his ten-year-old rescuer beating the bad guys to the floor with boards

Clara

rallias@hax.social

@steggy HE CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

It is the #Monsterdon Double Feature of Pain

"Get your hands in the air" like you just don't care!

The death chamber seems to be taking its sweet time

🐍🎉SNAKE PIT!!!!🐍🎉 #monsterdon #thecurseoftheaztecmummy

#Monsterdon #CurseOfTheAztecMummy

This was a surprising fight move. #monsterdon

your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦

blogdiva

EL SANTO always does this. he always gets roughed up and then he somehow overcomes. i hate that. just beat the shit out of them when you're ahead of the game dude!

#monsterdon Flora has utterly failed her Bechdel Test. ;)

3 on 1! No fair! Lucha!!!!

I wonder if the death chamber has a secret back door like the snake pit

Mayor of Nerdocrumbesia 🏡

jchaven@social.sdf.org

Luis Aceves Castañeda as the mad scientist is awesome.

#Monsterdon #TheCurseOfTheAztecMummy #DoubleFeature

Unmask him! #thecurseoftheaztecmummy #monsterdon

This would have been the perfect opportunity for the wrestling women to pop in and make a legitimate contribution to the story

Guys, this is not how you defend a thesis!

I was busy writing toots, but I thought this guy said "you mom called." #monsterdon

@moira Being a mad scientist sounds fun

honestly the mad scientist is the only one who ever looks like he's having a good time in these things

"I have no doubt that you are plenty of a man, I'll have to try you out."

This movie took a little kinky turn.
#monsterdon

@blogdiva He's comfortable with himself.

OK I think I'm following some semblance of a plot here

I am mildly concerned, this feels wrong

MindTGap@universeodon.com

MindTGap 🇺🇸

damn (oh, damn) missed the first 30min, 'cause I had to make a late meal... uh, it's the same movie hahahahaha I haven't missed a thing!
#monsterdon
#TheCurseOfTheAztecMummy

Mayor of Nerdocrumbesia 🏡

jchaven@social.sdf.org

Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques...

#Monsterdon #TheCurseOfTheAztecMummy #DoubleFeature

@Bluedepth With his henchmen Martini & Rossi. #monsterdon

@JoeWynne No one could afford a pocketwatch on this shoot, got it.

I missed the introduction of Angel - he looks like a character that would haunt my dreams but apparently he's a good guy?

this kid and the OG gamera kids should team up in some kind of League of Monster Kids

:jan:‍:abreath:🌬️:dandelion:

"I have a plan. You could reach him by telephone."

That's why HE is the boss. He has PLANS, like picking up the phone. #monsterdon

Crazypedia@pagan.plus

@crazypedia@officemarx.party you would have had to have skipped a Commander Cody jetpack short at the beginning, and two skits/commercial interruptions. Not unlike a Tubi watch

"you're slowly getting tired..."

"you feel that you must rest..."

"you are sleeping"

okay

#monsterdon I think a lot of people really kind of want this shot, and some commands like "sleep of the dead” which sounds so restorative and resting right about now. The audience is in the trance, except no point to do so, we're bored to tears.

@hollie "lie down right there"
"error not authorized"
"sudo lie down right there"
"Ok"
#monsterdon

MooMoo the Cat

flowerpot@mas.to

"Laura, I'm your master"
Laura: The fuck you are.
#Monsterdon #Curse of the Aztec Mummy

flora's not the only one getting tired - OF THIS MOVIE ar ar ar ar ar ar ar

honestly tho' it's so much better than the previous holy shit

The microscope: very important for hypnosis

it's dramatically critical to wait until you hear the door click to end the scene. _critical._

oh wait is jerry lewis secretly the luchador? does that work?

wait i don't think it works nevermind

Ah, the classic hide behind the door trick... except, wait, the door doesn't open out....

@whknott @JoeWynne lol yup

So many dynamos

Zerofactorial@noc.social

@whknott It's like when you use your copier to reproduce copies of an original document too many times #monsterdon

Women in these movies are brilliant at three things

1. Kissin'
2. Sassin'
3. Finding ancient and cursed creatures

Bad scripts, acting, sets, music, voiceovers - all have been normalized!!

#Monsterdon Double Feature of Pain
#CurseOfTheAztecMummy

Joe Watching ⚽🎞️🚴📺

JoeWynne@mstdn.plus

@whknott
Yes, MY ONLY FAULT with this movie!

#Monsterdon Double Feature of Pain
#CurseOfTheAztecMummy

@whknott @JoeWynne Perhaps it's a situation where, having been desensitized to all the other faults, we now get around to the historical accuracy

My camera shoots fascists

Mikal@sfba.social

@diazona @lytta

Maybe I'm missing something, but I think these #monsterdon movies are *supposed* to be bad? 😂

Steggy

steggy@sunny.garden

@diazona She couldn't help it. Sooner or later, the rhythm IS gonna get you.

@moira breastplate*

I think they may have overdubbed the Aztec orchestra with a better rhythm section

@blogdiva someone was making BANK if they just kept churning this shit out

(does a a little chair dance)

I still think it's got a good beat

@hollie Tenochtitlan edition

So the Aztec Opera was such a compelling scene in movie 2 they had to bring it back for movie 3. #monsterdon

@nev It's a rare double feature

This one is actually better though (I mean, honestly, there's pretty much no way it could not have been better)

Clara

rallias@hax.social

@hollie Will that be followed by the Da Aztec Vinci Code?

Infoseepage #StopGazaGenocide

Infoseepage

@moira The Robot movie had 43 minutes of flashbacks to this movie and this movie had about that much time left. Oh now, what have I do to us?

The next movie will be called Déjà Vu of the Aztec Mummy

Joe Wynne 🌻🚗⛰️

joewynne@mindly.social

@blogdiva Exact same footage

#Monsterdon Double Feature
#CurseOfTheAztecMummy

@Mikal @jchaven @lytta I believe that is accurate

Some ignorable nonsense happened and we are now on Flor flashing back to her previous life as an Aztec

"Wny are you wearing that mask?"
"No, no, that story takes too long."

If only the Robot folks had seen that line... #monsterdon

MooMoo the Cat

flowerpot@mas.to

It's a flashback using footage from the movie we saw at 9PM.
#Monsterdon #Curse of the Aztec Mummy

Bridge&Tunnel Jeff

jf_718@mas.to

I don't participate in #Monsterdon but I love seeing it on my timeline. Especially tonight when I see it's a double feature!

Thank you for all your silly posts about terrible horror movies, you're all awesome!

Take a shot every time a FLASHBACK happens! #monsterdon #thecurseoftheaztecmummy

Are these flashbacks to the movie we just watched? This is GOLD

#monsterdon The Youtube copy has dropped frames. Still playing along, ah well. hahahahah

This is already better than the robot one

Wait, so they killed the luchador?? How am I this confused ALREADY???

But NO, he's ALIVE!!!

@diazona @allanb this one is an actual, if silly, movie.

Clara

rallias@hax.social

Police killed by the Bat[s]men?

Ben Ramsey

ramsey@phpc.social

@blogdiva Are you sure? Maybe the Aztecs sailed around the Caribbean, planting pyramids.

@diazona @allanb YEP

ACTUALLY IS

@blogdiva well there's your luchador

@allanb Y'know surprisingly it actually is

The Angel! #thecurseoftheaztecmummy #monsterdon

Joe Watching ⚽🎞️🚴📺

JoeWynne@mstdn.plus

@blogdiva

What name does El Santo use when he submits for his car registration and plate?

#Monsterdon Double Feature
#CurseOfTheAztecMummy

@diazona No one tells me anything 😂

How many minutes in are we?

@hollie currently about 10 minutes in

@hollie Yes! The Curse of the Aztec Mummy. Seems to be a sequel or something. https://archive.org/details/CurseOfTheAztecMummylaMaldicionDeLaMomiaAzteca1957-English

"you can't kill him, he's the star of this movie!"

@hollie Curse of the Aztec Mummy, it's on the archive

hey the bat is a cold-blooded assassin in this one

already much better

Mayor of Nerdocrumbesia 🏡

jchaven@social.sdf.org

Wait. The wrestlers are back. Awesome!

#Monsterdon #TheCurseOfTheAztecMummy #DoubleFeature

@lytta does it matter tho

(I think it's later because they talk about revealing the identity of The Bat at the beginning)

#monsterdon
#TheCurseOfTheAztecMummy

#monsterdon I think they replaced the machine gun sound with a plastic gear assembly that is slipping.

MooMoo the Cat

flowerpot@mas.to

Who is the wrestler on the scene?

It seems like there might be something happening in this one

I wonder if I should pay attention

fimally a gaddamn luchador in this luchador movie

"He who ran came back to say that the other heroes were buried today" is the most ambiguous possible version of that sentiment

Jonathan Sadow

jsadow@c18.masto.host

@Zerofactorial @Mikal @lytta At least The Phantom Planet had a war between tiny peoples.

#monsterdon Is the man in the white car wearing a cape and … helmet?

#Monsterdon #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy

@CactuarJoe @yatsu We might have seen that movie, in fact

#Monsterdon #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy

@yatsu @CactuarJoe lol

Although a potato could make a better movie than the one we just watched

ano yatsu

yatsu@retro.pizza

@CactuarJoe that would actually make a much better movie than the one we just watched. #monsterdon

bobert

combatwombat@hachyderm.io

@athena_rising This is pretty much the only worthwhile part out of 64 minutes, apart from the grave keeper. #monsterdon

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blogdiva

OMG! this is the follow up with a mention of Dr. Bat. it just has new pachucos.

#Monsterdon #CurseOfTheAztecMummy

So many dynamos

Zerofactorial@noc.social

I don't think Flora and Maria the housekeeper exchanged lines so no Bechdel for us tonight #monsterdon

okay so we're gonna see a lot of reused footage here that isn't actually reused _here_, it's just that we just saw it because of the _previous_ movie I GUESS