Oh I forgot Flora and Pocoa had a thing in a previous life

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"when a robot and an aztec mummy love each other very much..."

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WHAT THE...

smoking night watchman?????

#Monsterdon #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy

So we didn't get a Mexican wrestler, but we are getting a wrestling match at least

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Evil doctor has crazy evil doctor stare DOWN. All that practicing in front of the mirror is finally paying off

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With the guy in the robot suit it's a bit like Ripley in the powerloader...

ooff, the Robot goes down.

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...it's not going to be a quick fight, I know that

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This robot kills with his lethal boredom field.

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Oh wow, the Watchman gets another scene. Hero

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OH MY GOD AGAIN WITH THE BREASTPLATE, STOP TRYING TO MAKE BREASTPLATE HAPPEN

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Dr Almeda really laying into that minion, like Homer vs the Krustyburgler level of overkill

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I mean it's a pretty solid evil plan.

-Defeat the Ancient Aztec mummy

-sell it's cursed treasure

-build an army of humanoid robots take over the world

#Monsterdon

Wait, you *still* haven't fully translated the information? I thought that the mummy arrived after that was done?

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@Lazarou Yeah, especially since it takes like 45 minutes to tell enough back story so they can find out what's going on right now. #monsterdon

i want to see this dang robot get in and out of one of those 50's cars please #monsterdon

prettyboi so speechless all he knows is to be pretty

#Monsterdon #RobotvAztecMummy

Fully expecting the next movie to feature Warewolves, we've had all the other classic humanoid monsters

Oh dear fuck they put an extra inside that thing, look at the poor fuck stumble around...no dignity....on
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Aww, it's nose lights up! That's so... so...

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You're doing something wrong if you need the robot to be alive, sir

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#monsterdon A man! A man to hug and a man to kiss! Just for ME! ;)

Ahhh, there's the robot.

It all makes sense now.

Sorta...

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please cut to the mummy in the present telling us this story

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he better flip that big fuggen switch i stg
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(a little late): "Who the fuck put an unlocked door in the back of my snake pit!" #monsterdon

"Get a room you two!"

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Could they not give the minion some 'Phantom of the Opera' style mask?
His arm is getting tired

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#monsterdon I'm not the bat! I'm not Krupp! It's pronounced Fronk-en-steen!

now THIS is a laboratory!!

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that kiss was so awkward

#Monsterdon #RobotvAztecMummy

Still no Robot.....is that what Dr Bat is cooking up in his lab?

It better be.

#monsterdon

What this film needs is a Mexican wrestler + a little person

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yeah, mad science lab, NOW we are talking!
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@springdiesel 3/4 of the way through, not even a robot MANUFACTURING FACILITY

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THERE WILL BE NO ROBOT.

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A body, a brain and radium. What a shopping list #monsterdon

@Taweret@octodon.social I *think* the mummy has his gear and doesn't care? I'm not sure.

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The creature with an atomic brain vs the mummy?

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trying to figure out if you're out of the flashbacks in this movie is like that Rick and Morty ep where he's trapped in layers of a simulation

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how can you even start a movie 50 minutes into a 60 minute runtime, you have to introduce a whole ass ROBOT #monsterdon

IT WAS A FLASHBACK of a flashback?
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I cannot believe this actor has EVER looked for anything in his life. There's no way he has even SEEN anyone look for something. #monsterdon

This scene you thought was in the preset? It was 5 years ago!

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#monsterdon The Aztec Mummy vs A Plot Hole Shaped Like a Robot

@JoeWynne @moira (why don't they return our calls?)

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They really didn't do casual clothes for snooping back then, did they?

Now it's nothing but casual clothes for snooping, such are the times....

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#monsterdon Dungeon Master here, NEVER SPLIT THE PARTY 🪓

If the mummy is repelled by crosses, HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET INTO THE GRAVEYARD #Monsterdon

"Last 2 guys in ties who came here in the middle of the night beat the shit outta me. What do YOU want?" #monsterdon

I'm confused, is The Bat the same person as Dr Krupp, or?

#monsterdon

Really feeling for Flora in this, while all the men plot around her, controlling her.....

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...the bat

...I swear to god if you do more "Aztec Mummy with vampire powers" I will kill everyone in this theater and then myself. #Monsterdon

"you can't investigate without any clues"

Have you met the Police?

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We have not even been introduced to someone who could credibly create or operate a robot. #RobotVsTheAztecMummy #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Flora's going back to bed. I figure I have about ten minutes here before we cut back to another flashback - I'm getting a snack. Don't let any plot happen while I'm in the kitchen!

Plots you couldn't have in the 21st century where cameras are everywhere

"Why are my slippers dirty, have I been outside?"

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#monsterdon You'll act quite normally. Not totally normally, but just quite. “Cha cha, real smooth”

Maybe they should have called it Flashback vs the robot vs the mummy

like a 3 way cage match

I think the flashback is winning

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Most tombs nowadays have a little plot-specific cardboard placard over the door

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Oh wait, somebody drew all over his face with paint, that's why he's hiding his face.

And he's not a minion, he's The Bat's friend?

Again with the Breastplate

#monsterdon

i wanna see pachuco Two Face's, face

#Monsterdon #RobotvAztecMummy

So. Much. Slow. Walking.
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@blogdiva no drool

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@bk1e whatareyou, in the writer's guild?

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Unlike the previous Aztec mummy movie, we got our mummies right up front, however we're really low on robots so far.

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This plot #Monsterdon

why is the driver covering his face? ooooh! that's pachuco Two Face.

#Monsterdon #RobotvAztecMummy

What's up with all the hypnosis of women in these films? #Monsterdon

The English script was written by someone who didn’t know a word of Spanish and just made up a story that loosely reflected what’s on screen. #Monsterdon

Oh man this 'Flora is mind controlled' scene is quite something as well

"FLORA, FLORA.....DON'T FIGHT IT"

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"And the mummy went back to the pyramid?"

"No, it was completely destroyed, so he checked into a Howard Johnson's and took a job in a local accounting firm."

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#monsterdon "Continuing our search, we hurried to the snake pit..."

I hope we return to the snake pit once we escape this flashback.

Is this whole movie just some waster's wild story at a party?

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@blogdiva "expensive experiments" he spent all his grant money on sneks

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WAIT! so the mummy's temple was destroy? so he's just looking for real estate?!?!

#Monsterdon #RobotvAztecMummy

Convenient having a pit of rattlesnakes right there in the villain's hideout

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#Monsterdon the mummy is wearing converse hi-tops. Just throwing it out there.

Narrator: "Those were not actually rattlers" #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

lol, chekovs 'pit full of rattlesnakes'

"I never forget the affection I had for Flora's father" oooo, Queer romance?!

#monsterdon

The mummy is immune to SMG fire and can do tons of damage with a shove? Or were those vials of RFNA or something?

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Dr Krupp has the kindliest face of all these oafs

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That escalated quickly

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@Taweret@octodon.social lol, I bet you had forgotten about Dr Krupp/The Bat too, I did!

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OMG QUÉ FALTA DE RESPETO
so Originarios that haven't converted to the euro-death-cult are like vampires?!?!

btw: y'all know vampires are antisemitic monsters, right?!?!

#Monsterdon #RobotvAztecMummy

if he's gonna do all these flashbacks, he should at least wave his hands and make that 'doo doo doo' noise Wayne and Garth make when they do a flashback

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#monsterdon The Mummy has an overwhelming dedication to artsy decor pieces. Some bangles, a neat little breastplate, "walk like an e-gyp-tian!”

well if history doesn't repeat itself, this movie certainly does. #monsterdon

"Also, there was a really weird thing about some chinese wrestlers. I don't know why we did any of that."
#monsterdon

@Ayyyydrew Ugh, can attest. When they wake you up for midwatch with the flashlights in your eyes. SO annoying.

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so these's settler colonialists are stealing the goods La Momia Azteca was entrusted with and am supposed to feel bad for these plunderers?

dude is as good as a health insurance CEO

#Monsterdon #RobotvAztecMummy

#monsterdon You aren't frank, you're Edward. You ninny!

#Monsterdon bright lights! his only weakness

"You have my word of honour that what I'm telling you is the truth"

Laughs in post-truth 21st century where words mean nothing

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the mummy is a vampire now!

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mummy appears at 17 minutes.... i was 5 minutes off with my guess #monsterdon

Unhappy mummy sounds are much less terrifying than I expected.

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Breastplate, breastplate, breastplate. This movie is obsessed. #Monsterdon

Don't do it! The Aztec mummy! He's gonna get you! #monsterdon

#monsterdon The lower temple, where Barry Manilow was singing “Copa Cabana” it was quite an exploration!

"This must be the room under the pyramid."

I think you might be right. We are under the pyramid, and this is a room.

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#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

Wait why is there a kid in there?