no fraud but we did make up a lot of this

#monsterdon

"please don't joke"

It was a bit edgy tbh

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What is this Blair Witch Project? #monsterdon

Hello, I will be your unreliable narrator this evening. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh there is huge doubt of this movie... huuuuge.

I approve of the use of tympani in this opening #Monsterdon

"GOOD EVENING!"

#monsterdon

AGAIN with the penetrating. Why are we always penetrating in these flicks? #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

PENETRATE. DRINK!

#Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

There *will be* 'Aztec Choreography' !

Again with the penetration of the great beyond?

#monsterdon

GODDAMMIT WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT PENETRATION ALREADY

#monsterdon #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy

Cool typeface for the opening credits.

#Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

Detecting distinct overtones of Danger Piccolo in this opening theme.

#Monsterdon

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Am I hearing recorders being played in this opening song?

Hm, explicit credits for the robot and aztec features.

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No I'm not still bitter about the Wrestling Women never actually wrestling the goddamn mummy, why? #Monsterdon

Aztec Choreograph credit. yup, we're in for a treat this evening, folks. #monsterdon

Okay, place your bets. What are the odds the mummy and the robot never actually fight? #Monsterdon

can i just say i love the Young America Horror Club logo #Monsterdon

recommended by young america, huh. severe side eye... #monsterdon

Young America! ...That mummy does not look young. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Young America Horror Club! That's a new one for me :)

All I want is a frikin' robot wrestling a frikin' mummy. Is that too much to ask? We got movie sign! #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

I had to go with the IPA version, or IAP or PIA or whatever, solely for the score, and it has already not disappointed.

#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🛕 ROBOT VS TRIVIA 🛕

The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy (1958) is the third in a series of three movies.

Missed the first two? Don't worry, they are reviewed with plenty of footage from the movies in the first 30 minutes.

That's about half the movie regurgitating exposition.

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We should have a pool on what minute in the film the mummy ACTUALLY shows up. #monsterdon

This splash screen looks rather formal for the subject matter. They're very suity. #monsterdon

#MonsterdonAlert

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GO GO GO!!

If only it weren’t for those meddling kids I mean academics and woman who always gets hypnotized #Monsterdon

Heeee wants to swing from the chandelier...the chandelieeeeeer

#Monsterdon

That was a pretty good tense scene.

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Okay, so they're smarter than Skyrim guards. That's something.

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i can't believe some of you are watching *another* aztec mummy movie (or maybe the same movie, in a way) #Monsterdon

"Must've been my imagination"

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@diazona RIGHT?! 😂 He has nothing to fear, if he falls he has the escape hatch

#Monsterdon

"HARDER! HARDER!"

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It's like we have another movie with a mime in it. #monsterdon #CurseOfTheAztecMummy

@crazypedia@officemarx.party I think I'll do a rewatch on my lunch break tomorrow at https://monsterdon-replay.gerlach.dev/ :blobpopcorn:

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonReplay

doctor

doctor

doctor

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The evil guy seems out of character somehow

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@paco I mean I was gonna say....

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Yes, doctor, that is precisely why we beat you when you're tied up, because it's easy

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the pyramid was a swingers club, wasn't it?

#Monsterdon #CurseOfTheAztecMummy

oooooh, so his daughter is not Flora's daughter?

hmmmm…

#Monsterdon #CurseOfTheAztecMummy

Doctor doctor, give me the news, I've got a bad case of... wanting to beat you.

#Monsterdon

@whknott
They didn't have the budget for a mesmerizing device? 😞

#Monsterdon Double Feature of Pain
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@moira Maybe Mothra's fairies could get in on that too

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The way these Mummy movies occasionally use Frère Jacques but in minor! 😂 #Monsterdon

The actors are also being put to sleep by this movie

#Monsterdon Double Feature of Pain
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"Look, pal, I've been in this bed for at least three movies. What's your rush?" -Laura, probably

#monsterdon

Well, I'm getting tired of Dr. Krupp

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@hollie it's https://xkcd.com/149/

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@crazypedia@officemarx.party arrgh! There's a #mst3k version I could have watched , I didn't even realize
#Monsterdon #mysterysciencetheater3000
https://youtu.be/Bhg2ofmCSaY?si=OJUjtYcWlifBiqvi

Small microscope desk with no light. The Bat is on The Budget.

#Monsterdon Double Feature of Pain
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Guy: Lie down right there
Flora: No
Guy: Do as you're told
Flora: <lays down>
Guy: She has an amazing and rebellious will

#Monsterdon

Do you forget I know this thing?

No, but you forgot that I knew this other thing.

Right, but YOU forgot that I knew the other other thing.
#monsterdon

@jchaven ahh thanks

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@paco It would be a shocking indictment of Kung Fu Saturday if it didn't

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"NURSE! NURSE!" - this guy, probably

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@Zerofactorial aha, so it's not me that's getting blurry? good, good.

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Wait I missed how this guy (The Bat/Krupp) made it out of police custody

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My other weekend watch party is Kung Fu Saturday and, well, it wins this week in terms of fight scenes. :) #monsterdon

I don't forget you know either oh wait

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that's nice of them to put his glasses on after una paliza

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@hollie Again with the Aztec Mummy: Electric Boogaloo #monsterdon

poor jerry lewis, he didn't deserve that

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@CactuarJoe @moira As I understand the Aztec Mummy Cinematic Universe:

1. The Aztec Mummy (1957)
2. The Curse of the Aztec Mummy (1957) - with flashbacks to 1. Currently watching.
3. The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy (1957) - with flashbacks to 1. and 2. Watched today.
4. The Wrestling Women vs. the Aztec Mummy (1964) - Did that one have flashbacks? Watched on Nov 17 on #monsterdon

That means, instead of a proper spider movie we have to watch The Aztec Mummy next week to get the whole story.

they didn't even give them LA accents to these cops. that sucks.

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@jsadow @Mikal @lytta I like that, makes it sound like an art film #monsterdon

and for the love of god, keep your vests on. you never know how hard it might hit.

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okay we're out of flashbacks for now

stay at your stations everyone, you never know when another wave will hit

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@nev i'm just going to watch these poor fools suffer through it while not watching the second movie 👍

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Wait so the god is actually there at their ritual inside the pyramid?

Can we get the god some screen time?

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She was a maiden serving the God Stick Hockey Polka. Did I get that right? #monsterdon

oh my god there's ANOTHER #Monsterdon? Nope nope I'm too tired, gonna listen to my "British man having a bad day" horror story and call ita night

@jchaven @lytta

I mean, the booze required to make this movie hilarious hasn't worn off yet, so maybe I should watch it. Something tells me I could start now and not miss anything, since I've already seen most of it in flashbacks, apparently.
#monsterdon

@moira Oh, I was thrown off by the lack of Versus. Ah well. #Monsterdon

"I'm twenty years old, and I'm questioning my career choices..."

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@paco I'm at 14min into it. #Monsterdon

@diazona Okay I'm following you so maybe I'll catch more...

#Monsterdon

@paco He's a very well-spoken curse

#Monsterdon #TheCurseOfTheAztecMummy

If Truman Capote had watched this film: "That's not a movie. That's just exposed film."
#monsterdon

Well that was short, bad, and a real delight! Thanks @Taweret and fellow monster movie nerds. #Monsterdon

@hollie About 12 minutes in now - we started at 15 minutes past the hour (well I started a little late)

This one was actually announced slightly in advance of when the first movie started but it was easy to miss. (I tried to boost the announcement as much as possible)

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This one has a wrestler at least

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#CurseOfTheAztecMummy

I only just got *Curse of the Aztec Mummy* playing. Had problems with plex. I've jumped to about the right time, but there's a dude in his underwear and a cape. Is that the Curse? #monsterdon

oh, nice fake machine acting there, pal

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Oh my god is this the mummy from the first movie when he was still alive?

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@hollie About 12min into it. #Monsterdon

the classic melodrama music actually works here

and actually improves this movie

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@moira the original plot armor

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@hollie Yes. Curse of the Aztec Mummy
https://archive.org/details/CurseOfTheAztecMummylaMaldicionDeLaMomiaAzteca1957-English #Monsterdon

@moira It was the only way they could think of to get the word "breast" past the censors?

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@diazona truly I didn't realize we DIDN'T know the identity of the bat at any point

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Hey, the guy in the suit and hat shooting a gun is the Cemetary keeper from the last movie.

#Monsterdon Double Feature
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Is this film actually The Fugitive? Prisoner escape on a bus?

#monsterdon

EL SANTO!!!!!!

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Aw yeah! I’ll just shake my Tommy gun and say ratatatatata! #thecurseoftheaztecmummy #monsterdon