@amyfou I kept thinking they were saying "Pinche" but no #monsterdon

@randy_s I'm watching the dubbed version from the Internet Archive and that is an accurate description, so yes, I think it came through

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this is not the way to do science.
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well i'll give them this much, I have managed to get lost. Is this new footage or re-used footage from a _different_ aztec mummy film I haven't seen?

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"ive asked you all here" i love shit like that

ARE YOU TELLING A STORY WHEN EVERYONE WAS ALREADY THERE

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Sure, lets go into the dark hole. Nobody's EVER regretted that.

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Jodpurs, stiff riding boots and a polo shirt is just what I want to wear while navigating a temple.

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The Aztec's reason was to mess with you, duh.

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"This isn't the temple."

Did you figure that out by... going into the temple??

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#monsterdon I'm not saying Lego _should_ release a Xochitl Sacrifice set, I'm just surprised they haven't.

Wait, who's the kid, & why did they bring him along?

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"no edward, dont do it!"

edward: does it

i'd have to fight him

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where is the Kool-Aid man when you need him #monsterdon #RobotVsTheAztecMumny

idle question: do gen-z kids know what clip shows are

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@ramsey He's the Science Guy™. He is sciencing, and all sciencing is an "expeirment" #monsterdon

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"Pincate" is dubbed into English as 'Pink-kate'???

@CactuarJoe @jonny I'm not sure taste has anything to do with it at this point... I mean, we know what we're getting into

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Poofy safari pants are a mood #Monsterdon

it's hilarious they got rid of Las Luchadoras and replaced them with two more guys and, allegedly, a robot (which we haven't seen yet)

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"P.K., come here and help me put more hip in this. It needs more hip. If I gyrate my hips just a bit more, we can get the secret door open."

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"the aztecs wouldn't build a secret passage just for it to end for no rhyme or reason"

the aztecs, 1000s of years ago: lololol, just imagine their faces!

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flora! fauna! c'

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the world is awakening because yall ARE YELLING

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It sounds hollow... and your solution is to dry-hump it?

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Modern society needs more treasure maps.

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Dude wearing the cape, top hat and wrestling mask is a look I covert....

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#monsterdon Oh wow that's quite a voice, not sure if the dubbed version captures this well. Or at all, for clarification it's mildly painful.

all in all it's just another brick in the wall #monsterdon

did he call him pink eggs?

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“Who had suddenly become a dangerous criminal” #Monsterdon

Why not? Maybe they just wanted to fuck with archeologists.

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@Taweret beyond "last time on Aztec Mummies..." not much it seems they better get on with it with less than an hour left already #Monsterdon

Wist, I grabed some popcorn, how did we get in the cave and why did they bring a small child?

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so... they re-dubbed the second movie in the third movie? that's not the same voice.

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DyNaMITE!
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Luckily there are several versions of the movie on YTube. The one I was watching went to a long ad, so I bailed and shifted to another option. Less processed, more tape hiss. Seems a good authentic one.

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"It sounds hollow!"

Just like this plot, yeah. #Monsterdon

"...the wall is too thick to tear it down."
"Hold my beer."

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It sounds hollow... like wood!

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"After descending several steps of stairs" SO LOUDLY I THOUGHT THEY WERE WEARING TAP SHOES

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Are spider webs on someone's bingo card?
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Wait, the first half hour is a recap? But the movie's only 1:05 long .... #Monsterdon

Zoom in on their legs! #Monsterdon

@Taweret Will you be burying a warrior alive too? #monsterdon

More top-notch tympani. I’m frankly more interested in it than these endless stairs #Monsterdon

@jonny Kitty's got better taste than any of us :P #Monsterdon

so we've got Carole Anne Ford (again), Jonnhy (or equivalent kid), Mexican John Turturro with the flashlight, old Indy Jones in the hat, and goofy comic relief in the horn-rimmed glasses.

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OMGLOL THEY ARE DOING WITH THIS MOVIE WHAT THEY DID WITH #GOJIRA!!! there's a #whitesplaining version of Gojira done like a year after it come out and they're doing it with this movie; giving us the TL;DR of the Las Luchadoras movie.

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Oh noes! I'm late for #monsterdon !!!

bring back jodhpurs tho
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Like, what isn't an experiment, man? - Scientist #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie WHAT THE FUCK IS A RADIO PIC.. oh it's this? Okay, that makes sense.

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my cat does not like the music, she is hiding with her head buried in her bed with only the tip of one ear showing #monsterdon

@Taweret the flashbacks really aren't helping #monsterdon

we should bring jodhpurs tho

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JODHPURS

@brooke i offer as counter-evidence the bulk of the republican party

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@Taweret Would you settle for right of way through all traffic lights

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@Taweret after is probably preferable to before or during

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Oh we're just going to introduce a dangerous underground criminal element as a quack, gotcha

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eeviiil german scientist again? #Monsterdon

And then hide a mummy there. #Monsterdon

oh i suppose the hashtag would help but like

if that door was that stuck im thinking yall aint supposed to be in there! #Monsterdon

OMG, those sets! Lots of steaming dry ice and hippy drum circle.
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Wait. What was he doing an experiment for? #Monsterdon

the fuck kind of criminal hides out and spies on hypnotism experiments, whats the percentage there #monsterdon

How much of this movie IS going to be flashback anyway? #monsterdon

"Seen it!"

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#Monsterdon Why would you wear white to a blood sacrifice?

@moira hmm... the monologuing guy whose work was discredited probably #monsterdon

Ah yes, the traditional Aztec dry ice #monsterdon #RobotVsTheAztecMumny

I know when I make a breastplate I always like to engrave the location of my most expensive possessions onto it. Y'know, for giggles. #Monsterdon

I question the utility of making one dude play all the instruments

I mean, yes, I get that the part for "burly man crossing their arms" is absolutely critical and needs to be covered by multiple people, but still

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Aztecs with fog machines? And live music? I guess it's technically a rave...

Still missing the oontz oontz. Thump thump ain't cutting it.

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Wow, milking that racism and cultural appropriation for all the spectacle and footage you can huh

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BAT!!!!

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The percussion section feels like they're not expressing their full potential with the current ritual. #Monsterdon

This really happened. #Monsterdon

I guess ChatGPT didn't have the Aztec training library when they did the subs for this.

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Yeah. It's a great act. But I can only do it once. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

I really hope THIS does not count as "choreography" #Monsterdon 🤖 #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy

Well she's getting sacrificed. And they're probably gonna be real sexual about it. #monsterdon

I see we don't deserve aztec translations

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...Either the sound on my copy is weird or those drums are made of vulcanized rubber. #Monsterdon

No one will be admitted during the gripping bowl movement scene

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@lytta which one's dib?

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Not over-dramatized at all

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Boom shakalakalaka...Boom shakalakalaka...Boom shakalakalaka...

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I think the Aztec Wardrobe in this #Monsterdon may just steal the show from the Aztec Choreography

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I think those are turkey feathers

At least it's got a good beat, and you can dance to it.
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🎵 kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit 🎵

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@wohali I am impressed that anyone cared enough about the plot line to continue it.

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The Aztecs knew how to throw a party #monsterdon

@lytta I've only seen Wrestling Women, so I'm watching 'em backwards :P #Monsterdon

@Princejvstin

At least he wasn’t on the verge of snickering the way the opening narrator was when he said that everything was true.

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This is the salad tossing ceremony....

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so has #monsterdon watched the previous two movies, or just some of you independently?

#monsterdon I'm almost certain this was also the plot of an El Santo! movie...