@amyfou I would like to know this too

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Why can't someone who wears white after Labor Day be eternally cursed? #Monsterdon

this has the same cadance as the invader zim theme

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Big Hawkman/Hawkgirl vibes from this lady's past-life-as-revealed-under-hypnosis

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Ah, white Aztec princess!

#monsterdon hitting play a few minutes behind, playback at 1.33x speed really livens up the intro music, all the music really. Watching Momia Azteca vs Robot Humano from archive.org, 1950-something. Hardcoded English Subs.

He was cursed to be the subject of several #monsterdon sundays. Obviously, a fate worst than death.

what the hell is this English dub singing, opera? #monsterdon

Wait a second, we’ve heard this legend before.
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(lively tribal music)
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The dogs in my neighborhood are howling their lungs out now. I’ll have to turn my tv down. #Monsterdon

My theory was also greeted with ridicule and I left the convention bitter and defeated.

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So much exposition

not sure the colorized version is doing it any favors but that's okay

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How's my eyeliner? Did I do it ok? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon cursed! in the aztec pyramid

It was her duty to preserve her maidenhood and be sacrificed to the god Lee Iacocca.

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so is this more footage from a different film???

did we ever solve that with the last movie?

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@paco that's too bad i saw doctor crunk at the crocodile some years ago, nota bad show

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Hey, this was the basic story with the wrestlers. Cool.

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They should make the whole movie about this Aztec period. #monsterdon

This movie is cheating in the #monsterdon giant stupid hat competition

A bitter scientist who has a bruised ego. Surely nothing bad will happen #Monsterdon

flashback within a flashback, we are winning today
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that's a flashback to a flashback now? #monsterdon

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OK I don't think you'd say 'Xochi' with an initial [ z ] sound, I think it'd be [ʃ] (English 'sh'), right?

The maid is a whole damn mood.

Can we follow her story instead?

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Nice thing about clip episodes is they keep the budget down. #Monsterdon

Kinda surprised the racism took this long, TBH #monsterdon #RobotVsTheAztecMumny

I wonder if they made airplane noises while bringing in the cup.

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Exposition for your opening!

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“The best thing to do is begin at the beginning…”
aww, can’t we just skip to the middle?

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I could be staring at the Spiderman pointing meme for three minutes and it would probably be a better setup

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so basically this movie is about 15 minutes of new footage and the whole thing is a clip show?

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Oh goody a past life flashback. #Monsterdon

"My patient's past life was revealed to be as a child in Europe in the late 1400s. She died of pneumonia when she was seven."

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Sacred duty? What about her wishes?

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Flashback to the high budget Aztec recreations

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The "experiment". #Monsterdon

This is the same plot structure as Silent Night Deadly Night 2 #DiaDeLaBasura #monsterdon

@moira I heard it as "Doctor Crock" as in "that's a crock of shit, doctor." #monsterdon

Hard to believe we’re halfway thru this movie and still no robot or monster. #Monsterdon

and in my past life, I was Cleopatra!

yeahhh right

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A bit late to the #Monsterdon but they are beginning at the beginning just now so it's all good. Time to see if automation is the solution to Aztec Mummy Mitigation

#Monsterdon This has echoes of Force 10 from Navarone.

this is why psychology is not respected as a science #monsterdon #RobotVsTheAztecMumny

Looking forward to the "Aztec Choreography" 🤣 #Monsterdon 🤖 #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy
https://lingo.lol/@amyfou/113620400448124946

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One of the guys with dark rimmed glasses must be disguised...

Is Mr. Bowtie Glasses named "pancake"?

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Hmm, an info dump. #monsterdon

doctor crunk?

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I think the best thing to do is start at the beginning of the last flick that had a higher budget. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

This house is enormous #monsterdon #RobotVsTheAztecMumny

Good evening

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Wait, didn't they leave the breastplate in the pyramid?

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that occasion, years ago, when we discovered flashbacks. #monsterdon

As you know, Bob! #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow This guy's looking to get shot by a guy in a hoodie in New York City. #Monsterdon

wait what, a psych convention?

and why is he speaking from a pulpit???

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#monsterdon Let's begin in the middle and have a montage to get us caught up? No! From the start tho! Okay!

flashback to last week's movie

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Narrative please!

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Allow me to go back in time.

Pre-colonial maybe?

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Watching all these Aztec Mummy movies close together helps us complete our essay on the topic for The Atlantic.

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"This picture is a mixture of factual information and fiction." Dude. LIFE is a mixture of factual information and fiction. #monsterdon

we didn't forget it, it's still scarred in my brain

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"trying to find more ways to help patients die painlessly, ha ha" -this doctor apparently

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Loving the mansion, the slick man heads, and the fast talk.

Good Evening! #Monsterdon

I really thought she was about to break into Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off when she said "Dr. Z" #Monsterdon

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Good news, I already don't understand what's happening!

Boy I'm sure glad the events with robots and aztec mummies were reviewed by a notary public

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@CactuarJoe I was okay with it, because they were called Wrestling Women *because* they wrestled women #monsterdon

Oh hey it's Mexican Clark Kent!

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#Monsterdon notary public and private

#Monsterdon Uh oh, a Notary Pubic. Srs biznezz

oh fuck yeah an opportunity to reflect on how ive been learning spanish for >10 years and just barely have the basics! had no idea this was spanish and subbed. unironically excited
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Good Evening! #Monsterdon

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And now I thought I heard nostalgic Christmas music.

GOOD EVENING! GOOD EVENING! GOOD EVENING! #monsterdon

oh no that doorbell and her maid bucket hat I just can't

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apparently this was shown by Murray as a double feature with The Vampire’s Coffin ‘with a new innovation added by Murray called “Hypnoscope,” a gimmick in which costumed crew entered the theater at some point during the film to menace the audience, their presence explained as “a trance of hallucinations” caused by mass hypnosis.’ #monsterdon

https://wearethemutants.com/2017/01/09/death-spirals-a-history-of-the-hypnotic-horror-film/

that is a VERY fancy house, anywhere, Mexico or no

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GOOD EVENING!

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Good evening, sir!

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@Violinknitter I'm kind of disapproving of everything else in the soundtrack though

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“Mixed with fiction” #Monsterdon

"what you are about to see is a fib, but it's short." #monsterdon

Well, which is it, young feller?
If it's factual data, then it can't rightly be fiction; but if it's fiction, then it ain't gonna be factual, will it?

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Did they just claim this movie has scientific backing? #monsterdon

Definitely not getting mummy or robot vibes from this opening scene, this might take a while

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#Monsterdon the blair witch of 1950s mexico. claims to be found document

I wonder if we'll see the mummy wrestle anyone in this film. #Monsterdon

apparently i missed something about penetration? #monsterdon

The anti-stank put on "Hughes" and "Tony" in the v/o, lol #monsterdon

I blame UCLA.

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"…mixed with fiction." Anyone wanna take bets on what the fictional parts are #Monsterdon

f that, no cw on monsterdon

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#Monsterdon once again the word "penetrate" was used in the opening narration *smdh*