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The Aztec mummy is slow and hypersensitive and seems to pose no risk to anyone but they are all scrambling away anyhow
THAT was mummy noises??? A constipated pig would sound scarier #Monsterdon
That's an angry mummy.
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Weakass mummy >_> #Monsterdon
girl, that mummy is fuckin with you im expecting him to come back in ten days and be sitting at your table smoking a cigar like what were yall even tryin to do
@apLundell It's nothing like that movie. No wrestling women for instance #monsterdon
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@rallias Ooh now there's an idea: if the Aztec curse can be transmitted through film, so that by watching a movie about it we're all subject to it
oh fuck thats an ergly guy
Popoca?? thats the mummys name?
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oh mummy, how we've missed you!
#TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy #Monsterdon
@ramsey "You look so handsome! I love that suit!"
"Oh gosh, this? This old thing? This is just my ancient Aztec temple suit!"
We got mummy but in a flashback? Who didn't like flashlights.
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The Aztec mummy has been shuffling toward you for 5 years apparently #monsterdon
I'd be pretty pissed too if people woke me up and started shining flashlights in my face in the dark #monsterdon
Dubbing is funny on the mummy #Monsterdon
Mummy pops out: "Every day I'm shufflelin'" music starts. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy
Imagine living through a mummy attack and then later needing some nerdy professor to remind you about it because you forgot.
If only they had brought a robot to battle him.... #monsterdon
I haven't been here for the last few Monsterdons, so this is all new to me. Still kinda boring tho
The mummy just wants some shoes.
"Blinded by the light..." #monsterdon "Revved up like a deuce"
#monsterdon The mummy has soft smushy Spock-face after the radiation chamber. He's gonna make soft smushy sounds.
So you're cursed if you take the plate/map unless you return it. But it's the 20th century, what if you just take a photo of it and go get the treasure
imagine youre minding your business but ol dude brought a whole ass avoidable curse into your house
i bet she was dreaming about like high tea or some shit the next day
oh i'd fight him
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He forgot to scream! #Monsterdon
Is that a Shatner mask? #Monsterdon
@crazypedia thank you. I've been watching the whole time and I didn't understand what was going on #Monsterdon
Look, he's smiling!
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dog you had like 20 minutes to prepare for the mummy warrior to shuffle up to y'all and you did nothing #monsterdon
mummy in the first one was cuter, let's be honest. #monsterdon
Behold the magic of paper mache! #Monsterdon
The dreaded shuffle mummy!
Imagine you come back from the Dead and the first thing people do is throw shit at you....
#monsterdon This is an ancient way-marking sign. Itβs fallen over. Lets see, 100 miles to Albuquerque. Huh.
@plaidtron3000 says "it's a model of the ISS!" #monsterdon #RobotVsTheAztecMumny
Somebodys brooming #Monsterdon
Love the use of the cabasa for mummy footstep sound effects
#Monsterdon i wonder what the robot's doing
like if he came to get his stuff back, you coulda just given it back to him
#monsterdon, okay so you need the breastplate, _and_ you need the bracelets... Once you get those you find out you also need a magic lasso...
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Mummmmmyyyy????
@hollie That's the uniform of archaeologists.
All this detail in explaining what we're actively watching is yet another "Dude this is a movie, not radio." moment. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy
@ramsey unacceptable
like buying raisin cookies and finding no raisins in the first two cookies, just oatmeal, ugh
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None of the characters in these films have ever watched these monster movies, because if they had, theyβd know you NEVER take an artifact from a mummyβ¦itβs bad news!
Is it a robot? #Monsterdon
βRun the risk of deathβ¦β
Well, as long as itβs not a sure thing! #Monsterdon
torn to pieces........by that gentleman?
Okay, so, through convoluted retelling of flashbacks within flashbacks Within retellings, they hypnotized a lady to relive a past life where she was murdered in a ritualistic temple under an Aztec Temple, and for some reason they went there and took a breastplate
#Monsterdon have to go back for the bracelet, eh? accessories make the outfit after all
donβt worry weβre all smoking in the present #monsterdon
*sigh* APPARENTLY we're not done with the FLASHBACK YET >_>
Getting impatient for the robot now. #Monsterdon
It's a very breastplate-centric curse. #Monsterdon
Weird book placement.
Kid looks into black abyss without a flashlight and sees something down "several sets of stair." Night vision for the win, I guess?
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GODDAMMIT MORE FLASHBACK
I'm looking at the diagonal button top and can't decide if I like it or not
@wohali It may be an English dub. The titles refer to an English script.
"Now at last I can prove my theory!"
And I'm definitely not going to get strangled by a vengeful mummy! Yep, my life is made! Nothing but good things from here on out! #Monsterdon
So doctor Krupp is the bad guy right? #monsterdon
There has never been a time in any of the movies we've watched where the person told "Don't do the thing" actually didn't do the thing. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy
"We returned to desecrate the corpse one more time, in case of more gold"
Ah, Europeans abroad....
its them not knowing whether or not to scream
WHY WOULD HE MAKE THIS SOUND #Monsterdon
Ah yes, 3 movies, 1 set. Welcome to the serials of the 30s/40s/50s... but in the 60s and in Mexico
I love how people just wear suits and pencil skirts into ancient Aztec temples
okay new footage count up
Yes, by all means desecrate the grave. That always ends well #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Edward is not bright. But he does bring the kettle drums to the ritual drumming.
im gonna go read the synopsis so i can at least understand whats happening 2%
My, this corroborating evidence for reincarnation sure isn't shattering your World Views about religion or spirituality or anything
"No, Edward. Don't take the thing we came here for the sole purpose of taking."
Not only it's hallow, but it appers mande of plywood
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@amyfou Gotta have someone to throw down the tiny air shaft
If she's wearing jodpurs where's her riding crop?
#Monsterdon Are we still in the flashback? Which one?
Suddenly a D&D game breaks out #monsterdon
It is good they have a scientist so they know it is a little room.
So far the only "versus" in this move is "save versus sleep"
The god T-cuddly-copa. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy
vamos, mas gin
i need it to get through this intro
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okay in words I'd never want to say "thank fuck, the narrator is back." We're still flashbacking.
fucking clip show movie is what
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This movie is almost 25% in and there's no robot and no mummy yet we're still on review exposition
literally me in the sewers last night #monsterdon
I guess the audio for all these set takes were bad because they had to voiceover the entire reel?????
I forgot what was going on in the movie. Why are people in the temple tombs(edited)?
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"This must be the little room beneath the pyramid." Observations like that are why he's a tenured professor of archaeology. #Monsterdon
not you doomed your entire family to death cause you wanted your name in some papers
@bunnyhero Not since Godzilla vs. Megalon! #Monsterdon
No, Pinky! Your hand, not the one on the ground.
Yes, based on nothing at all, THIS must be the room beneath the pyramid
totally tuned out until we get to the current movie #monsterdon