Good thing he's got believe-the-mummy-story juice in that tiny teacup #Monsterdon

Well, this mummy looks like he's made of mashed potatoes so that's different

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That pinstripe suit is dang sharp though

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wait that was still a fucking flashback
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no sir, what's amazing is that any of this movie takes place in the present time of the movie. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I know everyone always brings up day-for-night as being bad but have you considered pitch-black-basement-and-flashlight-with-dying-batteries-for-night?

suh pulk kerr

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That is not how you use that club, professor

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#Monsterdon woah. This is all true, gang!

"He came back to get the things we had stolen.

And if I had just given them back, nobody needed to die."

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So the Aztec Mummy is doomed to be a underground mall cop #Monsterdon

the polka was punished because he loved...

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"the professor gave up his life in order to save ours"

you literally couldve just given the shit back

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#Monsterdon "pull me! faster!" 😊

The mummy sounds like they gave the voice job to a 12 year old. #monsterdon

cmonnnnn big money big money big money no flashbacks no flashbacks #monsterdon

@Taweret@octodon.social The movie isn't very long, but I'm still hoping for a few "I wonder what the monster is up to" moments!

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#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

The Aztec mummy is slow and hypersensitive and seems to pose no risk to anyone but they are all scrambling away anyhow

THAT was mummy noises??? A constipated pig would sound scarier #Monsterdon

That's an angry mummy.
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girl, that mummy is fuckin with you im expecting him to come back in ten days and be sitting at your table smoking a cigar like what were yall even tryin to do

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@apLundell It's nothing like that movie. No wrestling women for instance #monsterdon

Woop woop woop

(curly sounds)

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@rallias Ooh now there's an idea: if the Aztec curse can be transmitted through film, so that by watching a movie about it we're all subject to it

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oh fuck thats an ergly guy
Popoca?? thats the mummys name?
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oh mummy, how we've missed you!
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@ramsey "You look so handsome! I love that suit!"

"Oh gosh, this? This old thing? This is just my ancient Aztec temple suit!"

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We got mummy but in a flashback? Who didn't like flashlights.
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HELP ME

PROFESSOR

HELP ME

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The Aztec mummy has been shuffling toward you for 5 years apparently #monsterdon

I'd be pretty pissed too if people woke me up and started shining flashlights in my face in the dark #monsterdon

Dubbing is funny on the mummy #Monsterdon

Mummy pops out: "Every day I'm shufflelin'" music starts. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

Imagine living through a mummy attack and then later needing some nerdy professor to remind you about it because you forgot.

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If only they had brought a robot to battle him.... #monsterdon

I haven't been here for the last few Monsterdons, so this is all new to me. Still kinda boring tho

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"Blinded by the light..." #monsterdon "Revved up like a deuce"

The mummy just wants some shoes.

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#monsterdon The mummy has soft smushy Spock-face after the radiation chamber. He's gonna make soft smushy sounds.

that mummy looks like she's had a bad day.....

MAKEOVER TIME!!!!!!!!! 😊 :blobhug:

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So you're cursed if you take the plate/map unless you return it. But it's the 20th century, what if you just take a photo of it and go get the treasure

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He forgot to scream! #Monsterdon

imagine youre minding your business but ol dude brought a whole ass avoidable curse into your house

i bet she was dreaming about like high tea or some shit the next day

oh i'd fight him
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Is that a Shatner mask? #Monsterdon

@crazypedia thank you. I've been watching the whole time and I didn't understand what was going on #Monsterdon

Look, he's smiling!
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dog you had like 20 minutes to prepare for the mummy warrior to shuffle up to y'all and you did nothing #monsterdon

Come on, it's a risk of death, not a guarantee.

Are we not men? We are Devo.

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mummy in the first one was cuter, let's be honest. #monsterdon

Behold the magic of paper mache! #Monsterdon

Imagine you come back from the Dead and the first thing people do is throw shit at you....

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The dreaded shuffle mummy!

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#monsterdon This is an ancient way-marking sign. It’s fallen over. Lets see, 100 miles to Albuquerque. Huh.

@plaidtron3000 says "it's a model of the ISS!" #monsterdon #RobotVsTheAztecMumny

Somebodys brooming #Monsterdon

Love the use of the cabasa for mummy footstep sound effects

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#Monsterdon i wonder what the robot's doing

like if he came to get his stuff back, you coulda just given it back to him

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#monsterdon, okay so you need the breastplate, _and_ you need the bracelets... Once you get those you find out you also need a magic lasso...

OK, who's sweeping up inside the tomb? WIthout any light?

And will you do my garden???

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"continue, edward."

no, no i think edward can stop

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@hollie That's the uniform of archaeologists.

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#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

Mummmmmyyyy????

All this detail in explaining what we're actively watching is yet another "Dude this is a movie, not radio." moment. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

@ramsey unacceptable
like buying raisin cookies and finding no raisins in the first two cookies, just oatmeal, ugh
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None of the characters in these films have ever watched these monster movies, because if they had, they’d know you NEVER take an artifact from a mummy…it’s bad news!

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Is it a robot? #Monsterdon

“Run the risk of death…”

Well, as long as it’s not a sure thing! #Monsterdon

torn to pieces........by that gentleman?

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Okay, so, through convoluted retelling of flashbacks within flashbacks Within retellings, they hypnotized a lady to relive a past life where she was murdered in a ritualistic temple under an Aztec Temple, and for some reason they went there and took a breastplate

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#Monsterdon have to go back for the bracelet, eh? accessories make the outfit after all

don’t worry we’re all smoking in the present #monsterdon

*sigh* APPARENTLY we're not done with the FLASHBACK YET >_>

Getting impatient for the robot now. #Monsterdon

It's a very breastplate-centric curse. #Monsterdon

Weird book placement.

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Kid looks into black abyss without a flashlight and sees something down "several sets of stair." Night vision for the win, I guess?
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GODDAMMIT MORE FLASHBACK

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what....did he throw at him

are yall even trying to escape

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I'm looking at the diagonal button top and can't decide if I like it or not

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@wohali It may be an English dub. The titles refer to an English script.

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"Now at last I can prove my theory!"

And I'm definitely not going to get strangled by a vengeful mummy! Yep, my life is made! Nothing but good things from here on out! #Monsterdon

So doctor Krupp is the bad guy right? #monsterdon

There has never been a time in any of the movies we've watched where the person told "Don't do the thing" actually didn't do the thing. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

its them not knowing whether or not to scream

WHY WOULD HE MAKE THIS SOUND #Monsterdon

Ah yes, 3 movies, 1 set. Welcome to the serials of the 30s/40s/50s... but in the 60s and in Mexico

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I love how people just wear suits and pencil skirts into ancient Aztec temples

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okay new footage count up

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Yes, by all means desecrate the grave. That always ends well #Monsterdon

im gonna go read the synopsis so i can at least understand whats happening 2%

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#monsterdon Edward is not bright. But he does bring the kettle drums to the ritual drumming.

My, this corroborating evidence for reincarnation sure isn't shattering your World Views about religion or spirituality or anything

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"No, Edward. Don't take the thing we came here for the sole purpose of taking."

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Not only it's hallow, but it appers mande of plywood
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@amyfou Gotta have someone to throw down the tiny air shaft

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#Monsterdon Are we still in the flashback? Which one?

If she's wearing jodpurs where's her riding crop?

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Suddenly a D&D game breaks out #monsterdon

It is good they have a scientist so they know it is a little room.

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"look here!"
"look there!"

everybody clap your hands!

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