i dont want anymore dark nights from them why do tv shows today have this same lighting

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this is still flashback right? yes. I'm running the timer.

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I won't lie, I don't enjoy these Mexican mummy films.... they seem to be lacking even the most basic of basic film things.

At least we won't have one next week, right? RIGHT????

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I like how some of them just stand and watch lol #monsterdon

I’m missing #monsterdon because SO is having work drama and needs help drafting an email. But I’m not missing much?

He's still mad, though.
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There’s a daughter?! #Monsterdon

Unscrupulous pig!! #monsterdon #RobotVsTheAztecMumny

the mummy doesn't look that bad actually

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also i guess part of the plot in this series is that the aztec lady was reincarnated as a white woman??

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that is not a snake pit that is a snake cardboard box

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Oops, sory about your door. I just thought from the basic configuration of this room and all the short-sleeve work jackets that this was a barber shop #Monsterdon

Nice curtains, though.

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well there’s your problem right there, you’ve loaded your machine gun with blanks #monsterdon

Knock knock here's Mummy!

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#monsterdon I shall break havoc and your timeline and ask what would have happened if the title of the movie replaced "mummy" for "mommy". My work here is complete and I must go

And fuck this table, and fuck this chair and especially fuck that guy. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

Eeey, Bruno screams like a little girl, that's worth it :D #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Mummy shuffling off like "Hulk eepy"

He gave him such a shove. My god. #Monsterdon

OMG a cross! Explosion!
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#Monsterdon so is the mummy affected by the cross because he hates the conquistadores?

Aye, caramba! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Getting the story from two people makes the story read in stereo! It's not bad, just hopelessly involved. Even convoluted, even.

Wow, Basil Exposition here can make a really interesting story into something painfully boring

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"You know what to do now, don't you, Bruno?"

"Hey, man! We don't talk about me!"

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Bruno: Yeah, boss, yeah! Time to take these mugs OUT! ...For a nice light lunch at Skybar! #Monsterdon

yall fucked up his home and then got mad he kept doing shit im over it

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I hope the massive buttons on her blouse can also be thrown like shuriken.

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I haven't had much to day so far this #Monsterdon because, well, I THINK I'VE ALREADY SAID IT recently :blobcheeky:

We don't talk about bruno no more, no no no.

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Heeeeeere's Mummy!

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Why is the scientist named TENDER?????

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those snakes were minding their business and also yall really aint care for that man like

we coulda grabbed him

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"Then what happened?"

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crosses affecting aztec mummies..... maybe it just knows about the folks who colonized their descendants

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I hope the fellow telling the story gets to the point where someone in the story has to tell a long pointless story #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ... I'm gonna need a timeline visual for all this nonsense.

Flora looks so haunted. So glad she has her emotional support buttons.

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@jonny @nev Checks out

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@jonny @nev the most #monsterdon reason

Okay who gave the mummy Bing Maps

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okay so that's.... oh ffs more flasbhack

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Look my grandparents took me to a local theatre growing up that was showing reruns of the old B&W serials as a kid, every weekend, to see the next episode.

Even those hacky things had way, way less recap

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The cross doesn't carry any supernatural power, the mummy just has PTSD from colonialism by the Spaniards. #Monsterdon

that mummy moved at exactly four ice ages per universe sir you couldve moved

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Why would an ancient mummy care about a cross?

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@jonny ah yes, the famous showtune, "The Mummy is a Vamp"

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It feels like we're yada-yada'ing over some important details we could've seen instead of 10 minutes of barely visible soundstage stumbling. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

Did they say the bat broke out of prison? Because this is a pretty good story but it's not a movie called 'The Robot vs the Aztec Mummy' in any obvious sense

NO NO, KEEP TALKING

IT'S

FASCINATING

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@RobynGoodfellow I know, right? #Monsterdon

Uh-huh...a crucifix can ward off an Aztec Mummy. Pull the other leg. #Monsterdon

Dafuq? Turn undead actually worked?

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@diazona That would be pretty funny, honestly. #Monsterdon

From now on, I'm going to interrupt people to tell them to continue when they are in the middle of a long monologue.

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"do tell us the rest"

oh. yes. please do. (-_____-)

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Professor doesn't understand how fuses on Dynamite work?

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Dude who spent like 5 minutes to shuffle 5 feet; suddenly gets close enough to nearly catch one. #monsterdon

wait, the mummy fears the cross? Is it an vampire mummy crossthing?
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Ah yes, Christian imagery will hold back any evil, even pagan evil, right? :eyeroll: 😂

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the professor gave his life to get out of this movie. there was no other way. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon the mummy is afraid of a miniature model of a roman torture device.

...Why does a cross work on this mummy? He shouldn't have any clue what it is, man. He's pre-Spanish contact. #Monsterdon

A crucifix on people who were not christian. 🤔

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#Monsterdon "We stood transfixed" = "We shit our pants"

who taught these men how to scream

did he just.....stay on the floor to scream this is art

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As an ancient Aztec he would have no context for what a crucifix is, but he's terrified of intersecting lines #Monsterdon

That stone is completely different.

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Whoever said this was a lame ass mummy, was right.
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"Hit the bra with the bullet" - Youtube automatic subtitles

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Was christianity even a thing when the curse supposedly originated? Why would a cross be effective?

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This is AMAZING! #Monsterdon

Maybe the mummy will chase a laser pointer #monsterdon

What? what? why the fuck would a fucking Aztec mummy be susceptible to a cross????

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"just what are you going to do, murderers?"

what do you think was indeed the correct response
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"He's holding a knife! He's gaining on you! Shia Labeouf"

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"Obviously the mummy was going to make history repeat itself," yes the well known Mummy Agenda

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crosses work with aztec mummies too??

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Twenty minutes of flashback so far >_> That's a full third of the film's runtime <_< #Monsterdon

woah what a shot #monsterdon

they are gonna totally abridge the role of the wrestling women aren't they. classic wrestling women erasure #monsterdon

It's show NOT tell, not show AND tell

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Seriously why all the flashbacks are we actually recapping some previous movies or something?

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wonder why they say tezcatlipoca but the subtitles say tecatlipoca?

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i love when actors have a strong hip slant in these movies

like what are you preparing for with such lovely posture please inform me immediately

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We're 20 minutes in and we're STILL ON RECAP FOLKS

(though yes this is new filmed footage...)

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Turns out the girl was the treasure all along.

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#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

The mummy-vampire-bat tries to steal the artifacts but 'time passed quickly' and they thought they had 'escaped the mummy's curse'

"...I waved my cross at the mummy, and then remembered that only worked on vampires"

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@Violinknitter uuUAAaouoaaUAAA

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Wait, has this whole thing been flashbacks so far?

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@flowerpot If the Aztec mummy is a robot it will have to fight itself.

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The Aztec curse is persistent and everlasting. Just like this recap #monsterdon

Oh no! Flor is impaled on a giant wine cork!!!!

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This is a lot of exposition. But, “where is he now” shuffle shuffle #Monsterdon

SHIT another flashback #monsterdon

he kidnapped flora but left fauna behind

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i cannot stop screaming why is this even story time like is it a wednesday night why now

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