#Monsterdon so is the mummy affected by the cross because he hates the conquistadores?

Aye, caramba! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Getting the story from two people makes the story read in stereo! It's not bad, just hopelessly involved. Even convoluted, even.

Wow, Basil Exposition here can make a really interesting story into something painfully boring

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"You know what to do now, don't you, Bruno?"

"Hey, man! We don't talk about me!"

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Bruno: Yeah, boss, yeah! Time to take these mugs OUT! ...For a nice light lunch at Skybar! #Monsterdon

yall fucked up his home and then got mad he kept doing shit im over it

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I hope the massive buttons on her blouse can also be thrown like shuriken.

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I haven't had much to day so far this #Monsterdon because, well, I THINK I'VE ALREADY SAID IT recently :blobcheeky:

We don't talk about bruno no more, no no no.

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Heeeeeere's Mummy!

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Why is the scientist named TENDER?????

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those snakes were minding their business and also yall really aint care for that man like

we coulda grabbed him

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"Then what happened?"

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crosses affecting aztec mummies..... maybe it just knows about the folks who colonized their descendants

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I hope the fellow telling the story gets to the point where someone in the story has to tell a long pointless story #monsterdon

Flora looks so haunted. So glad she has her emotional support buttons.

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#Monsterdon ... I'm gonna need a timeline visual for all this nonsense.

@jonny @nev the most #monsterdon reason

@jonny @nev Checks out

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Okay who gave the mummy Bing Maps

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okay so that's.... oh ffs more flasbhack

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Look my grandparents took me to a local theatre growing up that was showing reruns of the old B&W serials as a kid, every weekend, to see the next episode.

Even those hacky things had way, way less recap

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The cross doesn't carry any supernatural power, the mummy just has PTSD from colonialism by the Spaniards. #Monsterdon

that mummy moved at exactly four ice ages per universe sir you couldve moved

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This is mindboggling. The writers have heard of "show don't tell" but clearly wanted nothing to do with it.

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Why would an ancient mummy care about a cross?

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@jonny ah yes, the famous showtune, "The Mummy is a Vamp"

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It feels like we're yada-yada'ing over some important details we could've seen instead of 10 minutes of barely visible soundstage stumbling. #Monsterdon

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Did they say the bat broke out of prison? Because this is a pretty good story but it's not a movie called 'The Robot vs the Aztec Mummy' in any obvious sense

NO NO, KEEP TALKING

IT'S

FASCINATING

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@RobynGoodfellow I know, right? #Monsterdon

Uh-huh...a crucifix can ward off an Aztec Mummy. Pull the other leg. #Monsterdon

Dafuq? Turn undead actually worked?

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@diazona That would be pretty funny, honestly. #Monsterdon

From now on, I'm going to interrupt people to tell them to continue when they are in the middle of a long monologue.

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"do tell us the rest"

oh. yes. please do. (-_____-)

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Professor doesn't understand how fuses on Dynamite work?

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Dude who spent like 5 minutes to shuffle 5 feet; suddenly gets close enough to nearly catch one. #monsterdon

wait, the mummy fears the cross? Is it an vampire mummy crossthing?
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Ah yes, Christian imagery will hold back any evil, even pagan evil, right? :eyeroll: 😂

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the professor gave his life to get out of this movie. there was no other way. #monsterdon

A crucifix on people who were not christian. 🤔

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#Monsterdon the mummy is afraid of a miniature model of a roman torture device.

...Why does a cross work on this mummy? He shouldn't have any clue what it is, man. He's pre-Spanish contact. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "We stood transfixed" = "We shit our pants"

who taught these men how to scream

did he just.....stay on the floor to scream this is art

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As an ancient Aztec he would have no context for what a crucifix is, but he's terrified of intersecting lines #Monsterdon

Whoever said this was a lame ass mummy, was right.
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That stone is completely different.

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"Hit the bra with the bullet" - Youtube automatic subtitles

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Was christianity even a thing when the curse supposedly originated? Why would a cross be effective?

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This is AMAZING! #Monsterdon

Maybe the mummy will chase a laser pointer #monsterdon

What? what? why the fuck would a fucking Aztec mummy be susceptible to a cross????

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"just what are you going to do, murderers?"

what do you think was indeed the correct response
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"He's holding a knife! He's gaining on you! Shia Labeouf"

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"Obviously the mummy was going to make history repeat itself," yes the well known Mummy Agenda

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Wait WTF is this a flashback to another film we missed?

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Twenty minutes of flashback so far >_> That's a full third of the film's runtime <_< #Monsterdon

crosses work with aztec mummies too??

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woah what a shot #monsterdon

they are gonna totally abridge the role of the wrestling women aren't they. classic wrestling women erasure #monsterdon

It's show NOT tell, not show AND tell

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I didn't realize mummies were affected by crosses.

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Seriously why all the flashbacks are we actually recapping some previous movies or something?

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wonder why they say tezcatlipoca but the subtitles say tecatlipoca?

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i love when actors have a strong hip slant in these movies

like what are you preparing for with such lovely posture please inform me immediately

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We're 20 minutes in and we're STILL ON RECAP FOLKS

(though yes this is new filmed footage...)

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Turns out the girl was the treasure all along.

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The mummy-vampire-bat tries to steal the artifacts but 'time passed quickly' and they thought they had 'escaped the mummy's curse'

"...I waved my cross at the mummy, and then remembered that only worked on vampires"

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well if history doesn't repeat itself, this movie certainly does. #monsterdon

@Violinknitter uuUAAaouoaaUAAA

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Wait, has this whole thing been flashbacks so far?

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@flowerpot If the Aztec mummy is a robot it will have to fight itself.

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The Aztec curse is persistent and everlasting. Just like this recap #monsterdon

Oh no! Flor is impaled on a giant wine cork!!!!

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i cannot stop screaming why is this even story time like is it a wednesday night why now

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he kidnapped flora but left fauna behind

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This is a lot of exposition. But, “where is he now” shuffle shuffle #Monsterdon

SHIT another flashback #monsterdon

So this series went on for four movies over the course of like twenty years and nobody tried to break the mummy's curse? Like, that's the SECOND Blacula movie and they thought of that. #Monsterdon

Good thing he's got believe-the-mummy-story juice in that tiny teacup #Monsterdon

Well, this mummy looks like he's made of mashed potatoes so that's different

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That pinstripe suit is dang sharp though

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wait that was still a fucking flashback
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no sir, what's amazing is that any of this movie takes place in the present time of the movie. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I know everyone always brings up day-for-night as being bad but have you considered pitch-black-basement-and-flashlight-with-dying-batteries-for-night?

suh pulk kerr

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That is not how you use that club, professor

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#Monsterdon woah. This is all true, gang!

"He came back to get the things we had stolen.

And if I had just given them back, nobody needed to die."

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So the Aztec Mummy is doomed to be a underground mall cop #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "pull me! faster!" 😊

the polka was punished because he loved...

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"the professor gave up his life in order to save ours"

you literally couldve just given the shit back

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The mummy sounds like they gave the voice job to a 12 year old. #monsterdon

cmonnnnn big money big money big money no flashbacks no flashbacks #monsterdon

@Taweret@octodon.social The movie isn't very long, but I'm still hoping for a few "I wonder what the monster is up to" moments!

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