That cross over her bed isn't helping much to stop the hypnosis is it!!!!

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@Taweret The visual tableaus in this movie are much, much better than the narrative.

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at least he's committing to the hypnotist voice

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Hypnotism, telepathy, it's all the same thing really. #Monsterdon

She first dress herself, even hipnotized.
How prude
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Pit full of rattlers? #Monsterdon

The English script was written by someone who didn’t know a word of Spanish and just made up a story that loosely reflected what’s on screen. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

Oh that's right I forgot that the Dr could mind control ppl

does the audio only work one way why did i (laura) have to get out my bed for this

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Hate it when I throw a doctor in my snake pit and he disappears through a secret passage!

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So we really are going to do this whole movie in flashbacks? #monsterdon

“Do tell us the rest.”

No, please don’t


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So is this WHOLE MOVIE A RECAP?????

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(aside) Was this dubbed? I just noticed the mouths and words aren't matching.

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Those aren't "rattlers".
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@philvuchetich its for https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/faq-the-snake-fight-portion-of-your-thesis-defense

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Cousins? #Monsterdon

This sucks, I would not have paid 1 single Peso to see this in the theater

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this is the most addicted-to-flashbacks movie i’ve ever seen #monsterdon

#monsterdon Discovered a door, like it was hidden or something

These men are MUCH more excited by this flashback than we are #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "Continuing our search, we hurried to the snake pit..."

I hope we return to the snake pit once we escape this flashback.

For some reason, spore.social receives a lot more #Monsterdon than leftist.network.

I'm perplexed.

And let that be a lesson to you, do not create a chamber of death without a hidden escape hatch!

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"...I thought there was going to be food."
"Me too, maybe they're waiting for him to finish this story."
"I'm gonna be a mummy by the time he finishes."

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I can't blame the police for being confused

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@wohali i think it was done in spanish and then dubbed #Monsterdon

This framing device is NOT working for me, except to cover up for a complete loss of audio on the 2nd unit

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the doctor is a pentecostal #monsterdon

laura can you say something so he stops talking

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lmao at the hilariously fake spiders and scorpions scattered among the very languid snakes

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WAIT SHIT, he was rescued by Doctor Kiss! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Did anyone feed those snakes? They seem so sleepy. Almost rubberized.

A secret door in the snake pit! What a twist!

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I am confused as to why Krupp is known as "The Bat"

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@ricci No lab is complete without a rattlesnake pit...which also has a secret back door exit to said pit! #monsterdon

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it's kind of neat that you can see the splicing tape. literally. it gets darker around a bunch of the inserts.

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Decomposing differently from my girlfriend because I'm buried alive with no particular efforts to mummify me, while she's left out on a stool thing in a position that would be uncomfortable if she were alive to feel it. #Monsterdon

Doctor Krupp Krept Out #Monsterdon

Fortunately the Aztec warrior had gone to Catholic school #monsterdon

You got some mo fo rattlers in that no fo pit
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Turns out the mummy is at a coffee shop downtown. Just chillin'.

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So it’s the mummy vs the sudden criminal? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon mummies confuse me… they’re like dehydrated, highly flammable husks of humans right? So like… how threatening are they really? Scary? Sure! But actually dangerous? 🤷🏻‍♀️

im mad he's rushing her like shes hypnotized give her a second!

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On my way to steal your man. #Monsterdon

stuff is just randomly happening at this point
it's only been like 30 min
i can't
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you can imagine MY surprise when this turned out to be YET ANOTHER FLASHBACK jesus. #monsterdon

Twenty five minutes of flashback. I swear to god, if this whole thing is flashback I will plotz. #Monsterdon

"If woody had gone straight to the police...." #monsterdon

#Monsterdon we don't talk about bruno

#monsterdon “Permit me to continue" -- we would rather not.

this does feel like it’s already been an hour so i thought this was almost over #monsterdon

Just going to keep this convenient open pit of rattlesnakes around I guess

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why does hypnosis have range like this? laura was sleep leave that lady alone

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NO. YOU MAY NOT CONTINUE. FUCKING STOP.

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The screaming lmao #monsterdon #RobotVsTheAztecMumny

"Please help me!" screams the man who was just about to murder the person he now wants help from.

The mummy appears to be helping.

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The mummy is experiencing repetition compulsion to make history repeat itself and needs psychotherapy.

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Convenient that the lab has a snake pit, I'll have to remember that for my own lab

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new in home security, a mummy! protect against home invasion, theft, italian mob types, et cetera! put a mummy in your closet, and sleep soundly!
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Well, when you vote for the Mummys Eating Faces Party, this is what you get...FAFO my friends.

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#Monsterdon I HAVE NO KNEES AND I MUST SHUFFLE

And that's why I keep our kids away from the rattler pit we have at home

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#Monsterdon it was cheaper to film this all on one set by describing the action elsewhere

...A pit full of rattlers

which we just happened to have

for some reason

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okay yes. we're still in flashback. holy shit. my timer is correct. we are at 19 minutes 38 seconds of old footage, 5 minutes 22 of new.

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So many adorable nope ropes!

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He's going to fuck the place up and then leave I guess bye

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You know how it is. Fuck your boyfriend and lose the ability to be sacrificed, then get sacrificed anyway with a treasure map bracelet and then just left there. #Monsterdon

ok we're at 25m now, bets on max length of flashbacks

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Bullets vs the Aztec Mummy #monsterdon

We didn't talk about Bruno, no no no.

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you gotta help yourself, dude

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Whoops, Mummy Piledriver time! #Monsterdon

i dont want anymore dark nights from them why do tv shows today have this same lighting

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The dude just roll around in acid or chloroform or something?

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this is still flashback right? yes. I'm running the timer.

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I won't lie, I don't enjoy these Mexican mummy films.... they seem to be lacking even the most basic of basic film things.

At least we won't have one next week, right? RIGHT????

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I like how some of them just stand and watch lol #monsterdon

I’m missing #monsterdon because SO is having work drama and needs help drafting an email. But I’m not missing much?

He's still mad, though.
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Unscrupulous pig!! #monsterdon #RobotVsTheAztecMumny

There’s a daughter?! #Monsterdon

The mummy is immune to SMG fire and can do tons of damage with a shove? Or were those vials of RFNA or something?

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the mummy doesn't look that bad actually

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Oops, sory about your door. I just thought from the basic configuration of this room and all the short-sleeve work jackets that this was a barber shop #Monsterdon

that is not a snake pit that is a snake cardboard box

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also i guess part of the plot in this series is that the aztec lady was reincarnated as a white woman??

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Nice curtains, though.

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well there’s your problem right there, you’ve loaded your machine gun with blanks #monsterdon

Knock knock here's Mummy!

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#monsterdon I shall break havoc and your timeline and ask what would have happened if the title of the movie replaced "mummy" for "mommy". My work here is complete and I must go

And fuck this table, and fuck this chair and especially fuck that guy. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

#monsterdon Mummy shuffling off like "Hulk eepy"

Eeey, Bruno screams like a little girl, that's worth it :D #Monsterdon

He gave him such a shove. My god. #Monsterdon

OMG a cross! Explosion!
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