is this the most boring hypnosis scene in the history of cinema?

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#monsterdon FLORA SERIOUSLY

"One dark night..."
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have we had a flashback within a flashback yet? they should do that

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„But enough talking. Let me show you my mummy-fighting robot right quick. Come along!“ #monsterdon

you can get away with a 5 minute "woman hypnotized walks down stairs" scene when you, yno, are actually making a movie with pacing and stuff, but if you are just doing flashbacks it's just excruciating #monsterdon

yeah, flora, get on with it. the faster you get over there, the sooner this flashback'll be over, and we can move onto the next one. #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza Should've just made it The Aztec Vampire.

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"we must hurry!"

so laura decides to move slower than the mummy

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Flora. Takes. So. Damn. Long. To. Walk. Through. Her. House.

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@bunnyhero AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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"FLORA! COULD YOU WALK A LITTLE FASTER, PLEASE!"

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Does "Flora, do not fight it, come here to me' count on Bingo as "flirting'?

It does at my house.

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@apLundell His handle is Pocket Watch Bob #Monsterdon

"Do not try to fight it, come here" is also what I say when a bee gets in the house. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Under hypnosis they are a lot less screechy. A lot more compliant. Somewhat dull in just walking out the window! Oh no! Go downstairs! Oh good! Now watch out for the stray extension cords! Don't walk too fast down the stairs! You'll trip! Oh god, this is so involved!

So did the crucifix repel the mummy because of bad memories or what #Monsterdon

@apLundell 10-4 good mummy, come to papa

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#Monsterdon Hypnotism: not even once.

This movie is more confused than michael bay's transformers. And we haven't seen a robot yet
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OMG are we past the exposition now? #monsterdon

oh wait i've played this game, it was really good, uh, the one with all the haunted houses you're trying to figure out what was it

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why you hit that man like that he's doing his job!

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Flora's chiffon nightdress is a whole vibe

#monsterdon I don't want to be THAT person but the way this guy is pronouncing certain verbs in English is killing the horror mood

Doin’ Lugosi #Monsterdon

@srol identical cousins, all the way!

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@davesdogmaggie This kind of makes the most sense TBH

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That cross over her bed isn't helping much to stop the hypnosis is it!!!!

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@Taweret The visual tableaus in this movie are much, much better than the narrative.

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at least he's committing to the hypnotist voice

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Hypnotism, telepathy, it's all the same thing really. #Monsterdon

She first dress herself, even hipnotized.
How prude
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Pit full of rattlers? #Monsterdon

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Oh that's right I forgot that the Dr could mind control ppl

“Do tell us the rest.”

No, please don’t


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So we really are going to do this whole movie in flashbacks? #monsterdon

does the audio only work one way why did i (laura) have to get out my bed for this

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Hate it when I throw a doctor in my snake pit and he disappears through a secret passage!

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So is this WHOLE MOVIE A RECAP?????

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(aside) Was this dubbed? I just noticed the mouths and words aren't matching.

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Those aren't "rattlers".
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@philvuchetich its for https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/faq-the-snake-fight-portion-of-your-thesis-defense

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Cousins? #Monsterdon

This sucks, I would not have paid 1 single Peso to see this in the theater

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this is the most addicted-to-flashbacks movie i’ve ever seen #monsterdon

#monsterdon Discovered a door, like it was hidden or something

These men are MUCH more excited by this flashback than we are #Monsterdon

For some reason, spore.social receives a lot more #Monsterdon than leftist.network.

I'm perplexed.

And let that be a lesson to you, do not create a chamber of death without a hidden escape hatch!

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"...I thought there was going to be food."
"Me too, maybe they're waiting for him to finish this story."
"I'm gonna be a mummy by the time he finishes."

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I can't blame the police for being confused

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@wohali i think it was done in spanish and then dubbed #Monsterdon

This framing device is NOT working for me, except to cover up for a complete loss of audio on the 2nd unit

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the doctor is a pentecostal #monsterdon

laura can you say something so he stops talking

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WAIT SHIT, he was rescued by Doctor Kiss! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Did anyone feed those snakes? They seem so sleepy. Almost rubberized.

I am confused as to why Krupp is known as "The Bat"

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A secret door in the snake pit! What a twist!

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@ricci No lab is complete without a rattlesnake pit...which also has a secret back door exit to said pit! #monsterdon

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it's kind of neat that you can see the splicing tape. literally. it gets darker around a bunch of the inserts.

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Decomposing differently from my girlfriend because I'm buried alive with no particular efforts to mummify me, while she's left out on a stool thing in a position that would be uncomfortable if she were alive to feel it. #Monsterdon

Doctor Krupp Krept Out #Monsterdon

Fortunately the Aztec warrior had gone to Catholic school #monsterdon

You got some mo fo rattlers in that no fo pit
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Turns out the mummy is at a coffee shop downtown. Just chillin'.

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So it’s the mummy vs the sudden criminal? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon mummies confuse me… they’re like dehydrated, highly flammable husks of humans right? So like… how threatening are they really? Scary? Sure! But actually dangerous? 🤷🏻‍♀️

im mad he's rushing her like shes hypnotized give her a second!

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On my way to steal your man. #Monsterdon

stuff is just randomly happening at this point
it's only been like 30 min
i can't
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you can imagine MY surprise when this turned out to be YET ANOTHER FLASHBACK jesus. #monsterdon

Twenty five minutes of flashback. I swear to god, if this whole thing is flashback I will plotz. #Monsterdon

"If woody had gone straight to the police...." #monsterdon

#Monsterdon we don't talk about bruno

this does feel like it’s already been an hour so i thought this was almost over #monsterdon

Just going to keep this convenient open pit of rattlesnakes around I guess

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why does hypnosis have range like this? laura was sleep leave that lady alone

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NO. YOU MAY NOT CONTINUE. FUCKING STOP.

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The screaming lmao #monsterdon #RobotVsTheAztecMumny

"Please help me!" screams the man who was just about to murder the person he now wants help from.

The mummy appears to be helping.

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The mummy is experiencing repetition compulsion to make history repeat itself and needs psychotherapy.

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Convenient that the lab has a snake pit, I'll have to remember that for my own lab

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new in home security, a mummy! protect against home invasion, theft, italian mob types, et cetera! put a mummy in your closet, and sleep soundly!
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Well, when you vote for the Mummys Eating Faces Party, this is what you get...FAFO my friends.

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And that's why I keep our kids away from the rattler pit we have at home

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#Monsterdon I HAVE NO KNEES AND I MUST SHUFFLE

#Monsterdon it was cheaper to film this all on one set by describing the action elsewhere

...A pit full of rattlers

which we just happened to have

for some reason

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okay yes. we're still in flashback. holy shit. my timer is correct. we are at 19 minutes 38 seconds of old footage, 5 minutes 22 of new.

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So many adorable nope ropes!

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He's going to fuck the place up and then leave I guess bye

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You know how it is. Fuck your boyfriend and lose the ability to be sacrificed, then get sacrificed anyway with a treasure map bracelet and then just left there. #Monsterdon

ok we're at 25m now, bets on max length of flashbacks

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We didn't talk about Bruno, no no no.

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Whoops, Mummy Piledriver time! #Monsterdon

you gotta help yourself, dude

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The dude just roll around in acid or chloroform or something?

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