Yep. Let's skip forward a bit with the flashbacks. When does the robot come into play?

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#monsterdon Fun fact, there was a flood on my town's graveyard decades ago and some coffins were dragged by the river. Since then, there was a person that had the distinction of earning a nickname in the afterlife: El piragüista or "The Canoe Guy". My town was the best on lore

@LingLass maybe the robot is actually an ancient mummy of a robot! #monsterdon

Stinking devil? is that why he's been holding his nose #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Are the trumpets paid by the note?

wait... in the stream it was in Spanish. #Monsterdon

whatever happened with that luchador who was just wandering the secret passages in the pyramid?

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Face guy is going OFF! #Monsterdon

"you won't recall a thing"

flora needs to throw a rock at his head like why was she needed who is going to tell her she needs to change her sheets so she dont sleep in essence of graveyard

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@lytta I think they should come up a way to impress his mates without needing a cursed breastplate #monsterdon

the fuck is even going on, who is this guy with the scarred face and what are they doing here #monsterdon

These flashbacks need more acid

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@flowerpot Did you ever really leave though

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he blew his line in a VOICEOVER?! and they KEPT IT?!

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Flora sleepwalks in slippers!


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Don't worry, Tender. I'll get you those tendies.

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found it #Monsterdon

I'm rewriting some dialog -

Evil Doctor: Flora, do you know where the Mummy is?

Flora: No, but I heard your Mom does

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Damn. That crypt is bigger than most apartments.

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"you stinkin' devil!" #monsterdon

HAS HER NAME BEEN FLORA THIS WHOLE TIME

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@flowerpot Good news is that they give you lots of time of absolutely nothing happening to try to figure out what was just happening. #monsterdon

It's no way to live with such a bad makeup.
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So now the evil Professor rival has re-hypnotized flora and kidnapped her again unless this is another flashback and they're going to wear the mummy's hiding?

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The harp glissando of tomb discovery #monsterdon

Anyone else remembering that time Mike and the 'bots spent minutes looking at the ants eating the jujubee's on the theater's floor.

Real action that time.

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#monsterdon Someone had a huge set of cymbals, he ran past, did his bit, and that was it. Now the drunken mummy is leaving all his junk all over the place, so when you open the door you sort of announce your intrusion. Ooops, cymbal guy is back.

@foolishowl So are the rest of us

These are mysterious questions

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#monsterdon Katie has completely checked out and is scrolling through cat videos on Instagram.

Meanwhile Flora's Ambien dose is still going strong.

Graveyard scene reminiscent of Plan 9 From Outer Space.

On purpose?

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@bk1e Yes it is a brilliant narrative frame worthy of James or Poe 🙄

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wait is the robot going to fight the mummy entirely inside a flashback #monsterdon

YOU GOT ME OUT MY SLEEP FOR THIS FIGHT HIM LAURA

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@rebeld I'm still undecided whether the robot actually gets to fight the mummy or not #monsterdon

At any moment the robot is going to jump out of the scenery with a cigar yelling "BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS" #monsterdon #robotvsaztecmummy

...Great foley work, guys. >_>; #Monsterdon

There is supposed to be a robot, right? #Monsterdon

I figure we could use a robot about now JUST SAYIN' #Monsterdon :ameowbongo:

why did we come here......just to leave

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why do they not simply set the mummy on fire

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Professor, for context, before you can understand the ancient mummy, it's important that I explain to you about all the times people walked slowly from one place to another.

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Is the guy covering his face because he's Bruno, the one who got burned by the acid (or whatever)?

Like, dude, it's dark out and no one cares. Or maybe the make-up department was just too cheap to bother.

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@CactuarJoe i mean, he did have a line. #monsterdon

Prediction: There will be no robot.

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@sean
Keeping the squibs in.
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Flora: Are we there yet?
Evil doctor: now settle down.

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#Monsterdon she took time to brush her hair on the way downstairs

the stream crapped out. I need to dig up another way to watch. #Monsterdon

You know, while he was doing all his commanding of her, he could’ve made sure she was wearing something practical for walking around in a cemetery at night. #Monsterdon

Was he the robot? He had an off switch. #monsterdon

This cemetery scene has serious Ed Wood energy.

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we are literally watching the combined fast edit of two other movies in their entirety (minus the wrestling women) in this "movie"

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@yatsu I wonder how much they paid him for that performance. I hope it was a lot. #Monsterdon

Hmm IMDB lists her name as "Flor Almada" but they're definitely saying "Flora" in the film

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He actually knocked him out just because his acting was so bad

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We're 30min in and no robot. I'm standing by my "last 10 minutes" prediction. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

@lytta Well it's gonna take time to build the darn thing, so... #monsterdon

"Flora… fasten your seatbelt Flora… Fasten your seaaattt beeelllltttt"

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Maybe the robot is buried alive #monsterdon #RobotVsTheAztecMumny

"just a little time"

yall are taking TOO MUCH TIME

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Y'know, the two Aztec Mummy movies aren't the worst thing we've seen by a long shot, but they might be the most aggravating.

A solid HALF AN HOUR of FLASHBACK. Christ almighty. #Monsterdon

Well that didn't take much #monsterdon

#timestamp to go click that excellent beatdown of the graveyard guy lmao #monsterdon

I like to think he just pistol-whipped that local with a pickle in his pocket.

Yanno, 'cuz it's a good snack, full of electrolytes and all.

Or maybe I just want a pickle.

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Love how that one fella keeps holding up his coat collar to no apparent reason.

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oh no, I seem to have lost the stream…good thing I'm not fucking missing anything

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@Zerofactorial Oh yeah, I totally forgot there's supposed to be a robot!

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They do all this rigamarole to hypnotize her or whatever and she reveals that the mummy is ... in the ancient cemetery? Like, guys, did you try just LOOKING? #monsterdon

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@steter I think it would just be the previous movie

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I swear, if sleepwalking towards the monster was inspired by a bit in the Dracula novel...

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#monsterdon the music effects are brilliant

@CactuarJoe OMG is that way the doctor's driver was holding his nose?

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I don't like how this creep hypnotist is failing to use the formal usted with Flora #monsterdon

@moira @srol Just like Patty Duke and... Patty Duke!

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GOD DAMN IT FLORA I DON'T HAVE ALL NIGHT #monsterdon

Oh she's tuned into the mummy waves. Got them Aztec Vibes going

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I feel like the background music for this movie is hot cross buns...

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Is there even a robot in this movie? #monsterdon

We were kinda hoping for GPS coordinates or at least an intersection. #Monsterdon

@wohali the spanish title seemed to promise us a "human robot" which is ominous

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I got a late start to this movie. So far I'm wondering why we've got basically the same story but with psychologists instead of wrestlers and gangsters. No signs of a robot.

Also, why is this guy telling this story to people who were actually there?

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this is of course only an estimate, i wasn't using a timer at first but

holy shit

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The mummy is sending out waves? ...Like, radio waves? Gravity waves? Stink lines? What? #Monsterdon

Of COURSE The ancient cemetery!

Now that you mention it, it's obvious.

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Good job, you got a woman to walk out of her house, your power is truly beyond our mortal ken

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And the Floria is abducted by the wrestling women from the previous #monsterdon , gets buff, and is now a wrestling woman herself.

THE END.

#monsterdon Is this how sealioning was born wtf

Why is evil doc's driver holding his nose? How bad does Evil Doc smell?

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This is one rubberband #Monsterdon

GEEZ, dude, she's coming CHILL OUT

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If all of the too-long sequences were deleted, this movie would be about 10 minutes long.

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23:30 re-used footage and counting

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There aren't enough buttons on that nightgown

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i dont know the rules of the mummy here but i hope he ends up eating everybody

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I didn't know Orson Welles had mind control powers #monsterdon #robotvsaztecmummy

Worst hypnotism ever #monsterdon

MAN IT SURE IS GOOD THEY'VE GOT ALL THIS PADDING, SURE WOULD HATE TO HAVE AN ACTUAL PLOT IN THIS GODDAMN FILM #Monsterdon

Flora needs to learn how to convey stfu with her mind

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