YOU GOT ME OUT MY SLEEP FOR THIS FIGHT HIM LAURA

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@rebeld I'm still undecided whether the robot actually gets to fight the mummy or not #monsterdon

At any moment the robot is going to jump out of the scenery with a cigar yelling "BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS" #monsterdon #robotvsaztecmummy

...Great foley work, guys. >_>; #Monsterdon

There is supposed to be a robot, right? #Monsterdon

why do they not simply set the mummy on fire

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why did we come here......just to leave

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I figure we could use a robot about now JUST SAYIN' #Monsterdon :ameowbongo:

Professor, for context, before you can understand the ancient mummy, it's important that I explain to you about all the times people walked slowly from one place to another.

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Is the guy covering his face because he's Bruno, the one who got burned by the acid (or whatever)?

Like, dude, it's dark out and no one cares. Or maybe the make-up department was just too cheap to bother.

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@CactuarJoe i mean, he did have a line. #monsterdon

Prediction: There will be no robot.

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@sean
Keeping the squibs in.
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Flora: Are we there yet?
Evil doctor: now settle down.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon she took time to brush her hair on the way downstairs

the stream crapped out. I need to dig up another way to watch. #Monsterdon

You know, while he was doing all his commanding of her, he could’ve made sure she was wearing something practical for walking around in a cemetery at night. #Monsterdon

Was he the robot? He had an off switch. #monsterdon

we are literally watching the combined fast edit of two other movies in their entirety (minus the wrestling women) in this "movie"

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This cemetery scene has serious Ed Wood energy.

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@yatsu I wonder how much they paid him for that performance. I hope it was a lot. #Monsterdon

Hmm IMDB lists her name as "Flor Almada" but they're definitely saying "Flora" in the film

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He actually knocked him out just because his acting was so bad

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We're 30min in and no robot. I'm standing by my "last 10 minutes" prediction. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

@lytta Well it's gonna take time to build the darn thing, so... #monsterdon

Maybe the robot is buried alive #monsterdon #RobotVsTheAztecMumny

"Flora… fasten your seatbelt Flora… Fasten your seaaattt beeelllltttt"

#monsterdon

"just a little time"

yall are taking TOO MUCH TIME

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Y'know, the two Aztec Mummy movies aren't the worst thing we've seen by a long shot, but they might be the most aggravating.

A solid HALF AN HOUR of FLASHBACK. Christ almighty. #Monsterdon

Well that didn't take much #monsterdon

I like to think he just pistol-whipped that local with a pickle in his pocket.

Yanno, 'cuz it's a good snack, full of electrolytes and all.

Or maybe I just want a pickle.

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#timestamp to go click that excellent beatdown of the graveyard guy lmao #monsterdon

Love how that one fella keeps holding up his coat collar to no apparent reason.

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oh no, I seem to have lost the stream…good thing I'm not fucking missing anything

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@Zerofactorial Oh yeah, I totally forgot there's supposed to be a robot!

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They do all this rigamarole to hypnotize her or whatever and she reveals that the mummy is ... in the ancient cemetery? Like, guys, did you try just LOOKING? #monsterdon

YES HURRY!! #Monsterdon

@steter I think it would just be the previous movie

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I swear, if sleepwalking towards the monster was inspired by a bit in the Dracula novel...

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#monsterdon the music effects are brilliant

so is the robot not going to show up until like minute 50 or

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@CactuarJoe OMG is that way the doctor's driver was holding his nose?

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@moira @srol Just like Patty Duke and... Patty Duke!

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I don't like how this creep hypnotist is failing to use the formal usted with Flora #monsterdon

GOD DAMN IT FLORA I DON'T HAVE ALL NIGHT #monsterdon

Oh she's tuned into the mummy waves. Got them Aztec Vibes going

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I feel like the background music for this movie is hot cross buns...

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Is there even a robot in this movie? #monsterdon

We were kinda hoping for GPS coordinates or at least an intersection. #Monsterdon

@wohali the spanish title seemed to promise us a "human robot" which is ominous

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I got a late start to this movie. So far I'm wondering why we've got basically the same story but with psychologists instead of wrestlers and gangsters. No signs of a robot.

Also, why is this guy telling this story to people who were actually there?

#Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

this is of course only an estimate, i wasn't using a timer at first but

holy shit

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The mummy is sending out waves? ...Like, radio waves? Gravity waves? Stink lines? What? #Monsterdon

Of COURSE The ancient cemetery!

Now that you mention it, it's obvious.

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Good job, you got a woman to walk out of her house, your power is truly beyond our mortal ken

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And the Floria is abducted by the wrestling women from the previous #monsterdon , gets buff, and is now a wrestling woman herself.

THE END.

#monsterdon Is this how sealioning was born wtf

Why is evil doc's driver holding his nose? How bad does Evil Doc smell?

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This is one rubberband #Monsterdon

GEEZ, dude, she's coming CHILL OUT

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If all of the too-long sequences were deleted, this movie would be about 10 minutes long.

#Monsterdon

23:30 re-used footage and counting

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There aren't enough buttons on that nightgown

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i dont know the rules of the mummy here but i hope he ends up eating everybody

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I didn't know Orson Welles had mind control powers #monsterdon #robotvsaztecmummy

Worst hypnotism ever #monsterdon

MAN IT SURE IS GOOD THEY'VE GOT ALL THIS PADDING, SURE WOULD HATE TO HAVE AN ACTUAL PLOT IN THIS GODDAMN FILM #Monsterdon

Flora needs to learn how to convey stfu with her mind

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@ramsey 😆 #Monsterdon

is this the most boring hypnosis scene in the history of cinema?

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#monsterdon Oh there is remote voice-activated mind control via hypnosis in this one as well as Wrestling Women vs the Aztec Mummy? I am actually kind of surprised how many elements appear in both films.

Also this is the longest mind-controlled shamble walk I think I've ever seen in a film, and this thing is only 64 minutes long!

#monsterdon FLORA SERIOUSLY

"One dark night..."
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have we had a flashback within a flashback yet? they should do that

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„But enough talking. Let me show you my mummy-fighting robot right quick. Come along!“ #monsterdon

you can get away with a 5 minute "woman hypnotized walks down stairs" scene when you, yno, are actually making a movie with pacing and stuff, but if you are just doing flashbacks it's just excruciating #monsterdon

yeah, flora, get on with it. the faster you get over there, the sooner this flashback'll be over, and we can move onto the next one. #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza Should've just made it The Aztec Vampire.

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"we must hurry!"

so laura decides to move slower than the mummy

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Flora. Takes. So. Damn. Long. To. Walk. Through. Her. House.

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@bunnyhero AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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"FLORA! COULD YOU WALK A LITTLE FASTER, PLEASE!"

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@Violinknitter

Does "Flora, do not fight it, come here to me' count on Bingo as "flirting'?

It does at my house.

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@apLundell His handle is Pocket Watch Bob #Monsterdon

"Do not try to fight it, come here" is also what I say when a bee gets in the house. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Under hypnosis they are a lot less screechy. A lot more compliant. Somewhat dull in just walking out the window! Oh no! Go downstairs! Oh good! Now watch out for the stray extension cords! Don't walk too fast down the stairs! You'll trip! Oh god, this is so involved!

So did the crucifix repel the mummy because of bad memories or what #Monsterdon

@apLundell 10-4 good mummy, come to papa

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#Monsterdon Hypnotism: not even once.

laura. do not try to fight it. come here. do not try to fight it. come here.

step
step
step
step
step

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This movie is more confused than michael bay's transformers. And we haven't seen a robot yet
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oh wait i've played this game, it was really good, uh, the one with all the haunted houses you're trying to figure out what was it

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OMG are we past the exposition now? #monsterdon

why you hit that man like that he's doing his job!

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#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

Flora's chiffon nightdress is a whole vibe

#monsterdon I don't want to be THAT person but the way this guy is pronouncing certain verbs in English is killing the horror mood

Doin’ Lugosi #Monsterdon

@srol identical cousins, all the way!

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@davesdogmaggie This kind of makes the most sense TBH

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Seriously though, poor Flora, always getting mindjacked and abducted

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