the scientist shouldve been doing radio announcements

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“I went to bed because I was tired”

Ok then

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These kids are the hidden gems of this film. Let's have more scenes with them. Are they the robots?

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#Monsterdon Fucking hell, she doesn't notice, but everyone else did?

I love kids being bad at acting. It's so charming!

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Those kids really played a key role in moving the plot forward here.

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@moira (Director buffs fingernails on shirt) "savin' THOUSANDS"

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not take the slippers in secret, yall got some replacement slippers

is no one running the bath for flora

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Is the fat gangster with the goatee Dr. Krupp, or am I confused? #monsterdon

His name wasn't Pinacate in the last film, was it?

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go upstairs, kids. daddy needs to flashback

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Or I can't make it to #Monsterdon at all. Oh well. It sounds really bad anyway.

Lying smug child tells the truth!

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This little girl is a snitch #monsterdon

@socketwench If Wrestling Women is any indication, I'm wagering it'll be introduced in the last five minutes. #Monsterdon

are these men both her husband!?!?! who are they!? who are the children!??!!? #monsterdon

Shut up, kid #Monsterdon

After watching this, I can understand how the guy from Manos thought anybody could make a horror film. This is right up there. This is Pedos, Aztec Shuffling Of Fate.

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#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

My slippers also get dirty immediately, Flora

#monsterdon maybe flora is the robot

Always carefully put your hypnotized woman back where you found her #Monsterdon

WHERE DID THESE RANDOM CHILDREN COME FROM

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Every time someone asks what's going on, I do a shot :neocatVERYwoozy:

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"you and i must go there."

EYE must do nothing, edward, GOOD DAY

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#Monsterdon Guys, she's gonna notice the dirt all over her feet.

It's all flashbacks all the way down.

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those slippers... i think i found the source of the curse. #monsterdon

@paco His name was over the door to the mausoleum, right?
And Ancestry.com would have his record...
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#Monsterdon sing, my angel of music

@jonny That is a deep question

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So they go and find the mummy and... say "it's time to go, we need more time." Wait, you went up to the mummy with no plan and nothing you even wanted to do?"
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Movie.

MO-VIE.

Ro-bot.

ROBOT!

WHERE"S THE DAMN ROBOT!?

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why.....do you have that in your back pocket

EDWARD NO ONE CAN GUESS BUT YOU APPARENTLY SPARE US

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We’re half way through and still no robot! What gives?
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¡NO RECORDARAS NADA!

i really won't

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I feel cheated that we didn't get a 10 minute sequence of Flora walking back through her house - just the 2 minutes of her walking into her house

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what the hell???????!?!?!?!?! #monsterdon

#monsterdon casual mysogyny

#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

I'll bet there's a robot doing something really cool right now

@CactuarJoe In a movie with a 63 minute running time, yet! #monsterdon

I didn't know Orson Wells was in this movie.
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#Monsterdon mummy's just taking a nap

leave him alone

why are yall yelling before breakfast
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so now we're gonna watch her trudge slowly back up to her room? #monsterdon

@jonny yep

still flashback

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This guy is the best hypnotist evar!

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nice car tho

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@Mikal Just some walking around.

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This evil professor looks like the ringmaster of a spencer's gifts circus. #monsterdon

So they kidnapped Flor to get her to take them to the mummy so they could shout at it.

Got it.

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are we in a flashback still or not!?!?!? #monsterdon

The fabulous writing and voice acting of the English dub sparks great joy in me tho #Monsterdon

"So near to them! And yet so far! Because I can't touch them!" -the guy dubbing this role, who is not very good at acting

"We need a lot of time. If the plan I have is going to work out."

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Wait.. did we finally stop flashing back and it's now the real plot?

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@combatwombat 😂 #monsterdon

We're all glad this man is using his powers for some weird Aztec plot instead what we'd all assume a man would use those powers for

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Mexican Orson Wells is energized by grisly scene in cemetery.

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not the kids turned into lawyers all of a sudden

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@jonny Don’t think about it. Just let it wash over you. It’s better that way. #Monsterdon

As long as we established that the mummy is repelled by crosses... surely he wouldn't now be in the Christian cemetery, in the tomb with two giant crosses right outside the door

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"You devilish[ly handsome] mummy!"

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So where does the robot come in?

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"now come on, what have you been up to?"

sir why you say it like that

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It's gonna take tiiiiiime. It's gonna take patience and time. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

So far, I like Mexican Orson Welles best.

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No. Mummy. Not devil. Mummy.

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she popped on down them steps all happy and shit justice for flora #Monsterdon

Yep. Let's skip forward a bit with the flashbacks. When does the robot come into play?

https://coales.co/@msh/113620518929108344

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#monsterdon Fun fact, there was a flood on my town's graveyard decades ago and some coffins were dragged by the river. Since then, there was a person that had the distinction of earning a nickname in the afterlife: El piragüista or "The Canoe Guy". My town was the best on lore

So his temple burned down and he thought, "Where else can a dead guy sleep with his cursed breastplate," and he chose the ancient cemetery - I mean that was very thoughtful of him

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@LingLass maybe the robot is actually an ancient mummy of a robot! #monsterdon

Stinking devil? is that why he's been holding his nose #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Are the trumpets paid by the note?

wait... in the stream it was in Spanish. #Monsterdon

whatever happened with that luchador who was just wandering the secret passages in the pyramid?

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Face guy is going OFF! #Monsterdon

@lytta I think they should come up a way to impress his mates without needing a cursed breastplate #monsterdon

"you won't recall a thing"

flora needs to throw a rock at his head like why was she needed who is going to tell her she needs to change her sheets so she dont sleep in essence of graveyard

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the fuck is even going on, who is this guy with the scarred face and what are they doing here #monsterdon

These flashbacks need more acid

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@flowerpot Did you ever really leave though

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Flora sleepwalks in slippers!


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he blew his line in a VOICEOVER?! and they KEPT IT?!

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Don't worry, Tender. I'll get you those tendies.

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found it #Monsterdon

I'm rewriting some dialog -

Evil Doctor: Flora, do you know where the Mummy is?

Flora: No, but I heard your Mom does

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Damn. That crypt is bigger than most apartments.

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"you stinkin' devil!" #monsterdon

HAS HER NAME BEEN FLORA THIS WHOLE TIME

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@flowerpot Good news is that they give you lots of time of absolutely nothing happening to try to figure out what was just happening. #monsterdon

It's no way to live with such a bad makeup.
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So now the evil Professor rival has re-hypnotized flora and kidnapped her again unless this is another flashback and they're going to wear the mummy's hiding?

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The harp glissando of tomb discovery #monsterdon

Anyone else remembering that time Mike and the 'bots spent minutes looking at the ants eating the jujubee's on the theater's floor.

Real action that time.

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#monsterdon Someone had a huge set of cymbals, he ran past, did his bit, and that was it. Now the drunken mummy is leaving all his junk all over the place, so when you open the door you sort of announce your intrusion. Ooops, cymbal guy is back.

@foolishowl So are the rest of us

These are mysterious questions

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#monsterdon Katie has completely checked out and is scrolling through cat videos on Instagram.

Meanwhile Flora's Ambien dose is still going strong.

Graveyard scene reminiscent of Plan 9 From Outer Space.

On purpose?

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@bk1e Yes it is a brilliant narrative frame worthy of James or Poe 🙄

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wait is the robot going to fight the mummy entirely inside a flashback #monsterdon