i wonder if the acting was decent in the original Spanish

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the twist is gonna be that the entire movie was a flashforward

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The robot's the girl.

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"you can do anything you want" and then walks away so he can say he doesnt know what theyre doing

customer service vibes

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The bat controlling her from a distance. Yes, very logical. #Monsterdon

Only the best marble dust.

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Pinky, I'm very worried. I didn't think we'll be able to take over the world tonight.

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...Wait, so is this still a flashback? I got lost in that labyrinthine series of voiceovers. #Monsterdon

I have surmised the plot. No explanation needed. We don't have the budget. #Monsterdon

this movie is giving me that feeling i get at a party where I just notice but do not question relationships unless given a cue to do so
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That’s it Flora. We just needed you to witness that the mummy is napping #Monsterdon

@Lazarou WHERE IS THE NEW FOOTAGE?!

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are we watching Robot Mummy or Gaslight #monsterdon

these lenseless glasses are killing me it's like a junionr high kid wearing those 3d glasses from a movie theater #monsterdon

Maybe the robot is fighting the wrestling women somewhere.

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You can't investigate without any clues?

@strangefour Oh it is

This might be a new record in terms of boring-bad (not even bizarre-bad like Godmonster, I honestly don't know which is worse)

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Maybe I should only do a shot when they do a flashback...

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This Pinacate dude is a hell of an actor.
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In a way the bat is controlling all of us at a distance, in this plotless one hour and four minute exercise.

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The real robots are the friends we make along the way.... or something.

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#monsterdon Maynard Ferguson in the background trying to give himself a stroke on the trumpet at about this point

"Her muddy slippers clearly means she was hypnotized in the night. It's only logical." Uhhh. Yeah.

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This is my first #monsterdon, soI haven't seen the previous episodes. No spoilers okay?

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"So it seems to me that the Bat controls her at a distance. It's logical' <-- the Scientist

You're turning into real historians of cinema, #Monsterdon. You'd never even know this was reused footage if you hadn't gained this education.

I'm sure this knowledge will save your life someday.

[narrator's voice]: Perhaps.... it already has.

@Taweret I've been wondering that for the last 5 minutes #monsterdon

the watchman should actually just fight people on sight like why are you here

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What's next, slightly psychic paper?

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I want to talk to you, time for another #flashback

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@Taweret flashback

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NO You're the liar! #monsterdon

lol I forgot to set post privacy as per usual so I've just been rambling at myself for the last 30 minutes about obscure Argentinian wrestling. Plus ça change #monsterdon

That's a challenging voice. #monsterdon

Me at work: "You sticking devil, I want to chop your rotten flesh to pieces."

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the scientist shouldve been doing radio announcements

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“I went to bed because I was tired”

Ok then

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These kids are the hidden gems of this film. Let's have more scenes with them. Are they the robots?

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#Monsterdon Fucking hell, she doesn't notice, but everyone else did?

I love kids being bad at acting. It's so charming!

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Those kids really played a key role in moving the plot forward here.

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@moira (Director buffs fingernails on shirt) "savin' THOUSANDS"

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not take the slippers in secret, yall got some replacement slippers

is no one running the bath for flora

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Is the fat gangster with the goatee Dr. Krupp, or am I confused? #monsterdon

His name wasn't Pinacate in the last film, was it?

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go upstairs, kids. daddy needs to flashback

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Or I can't make it to #Monsterdon at all. Oh well. It sounds really bad anyway.

Lying smug child tells the truth!

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This little girl is a snitch #monsterdon

@socketwench If Wrestling Women is any indication, I'm wagering it'll be introduced in the last five minutes. #Monsterdon

are these men both her husband!?!?! who are they!? who are the children!??!!? #monsterdon

Shut up, kid #Monsterdon

After watching this, I can understand how the guy from Manos thought anybody could make a horror film. This is right up there. This is Pedos, Aztec Shuffling Of Fate.

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My slippers also get dirty immediately, Flora

#monsterdon maybe flora is the robot

WHERE DID THESE RANDOM CHILDREN COME FROM

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Always carefully put your hypnotized woman back where you found her #Monsterdon

Every time someone asks what's going on, I do a shot :neocatVERYwoozy:

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"you and i must go there."

EYE must do nothing, edward, GOOD DAY

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#Monsterdon Guys, she's gonna notice the dirt all over her feet.

It's all flashbacks all the way down.

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those slippers... i think i found the source of the curse. #monsterdon

@paco His name was over the door to the mausoleum, right?
And Ancestry.com would have his record...
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#Monsterdon sing, my angel of music

@jonny That is a deep question

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So they go and find the mummy and... say "it's time to go, we need more time." Wait, you went up to the mummy with no plan and nothing you even wanted to do?"
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Movie.

MO-VIE.

Ro-bot.

ROBOT!

WHERE"S THE DAMN ROBOT!?

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why.....do you have that in your back pocket

EDWARD NO ONE CAN GUESS BUT YOU APPARENTLY SPARE US

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We’re half way through and still no robot! What gives?
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¡NO RECORDARAS NADA!

i really won't

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I feel cheated that we didn't get a 10 minute sequence of Flora walking back through her house - just the 2 minutes of her walking into her house

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what the hell???????!?!?!?!?! #monsterdon

#monsterdon casual mysogyny

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I'll bet there's a robot doing something really cool right now

@CactuarJoe In a movie with a 63 minute running time, yet! #monsterdon

I didn't know Orson Wells was in this movie.
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#Monsterdon mummy's just taking a nap

leave him alone

why are yall yelling before breakfast
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@jonny yep

still flashback

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so now we're gonna watch her trudge slowly back up to her room? #monsterdon

This guy is the best hypnotist evar!

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nice car tho

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@Mikal Just some walking around.

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This evil professor looks like the ringmaster of a spencer's gifts circus. #monsterdon

So they kidnapped Flor to get her to take them to the mummy so they could shout at it.

Got it.

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are we in a flashback still or not!?!?!? #monsterdon

The fabulous writing and voice acting of the English dub sparks great joy in me tho #Monsterdon

"So near to them! And yet so far! Because I can't touch them!" -the guy dubbing this role, who is not very good at acting

"We need a lot of time. If the plan I have is going to work out."

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Wait.. did we finally stop flashing back and it's now the real plot?

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@combatwombat 😂 #monsterdon

Mexican Orson Wells is energized by grisly scene in cemetery.

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not the kids turned into lawyers all of a sudden

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@jonny Don’t think about it. Just let it wash over you. It’s better that way. #Monsterdon

As long as we established that the mummy is repelled by crosses... surely he wouldn't now be in the Christian cemetery, in the tomb with two giant crosses right outside the door

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"You devilish[ly handsome] mummy!"

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So where does the robot come in?

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"now come on, what have you been up to?"

sir why you say it like that

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It's gonna take tiiiiiime. It's gonna take patience and time. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

So far, I like Mexican Orson Welles best.

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she popped on down them steps all happy and shit justice for flora #Monsterdon