the music score is the monster in this, omg
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@CactuarJoe you ask the wrong questions, friend

[blam] [blam]

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This watchman got knocked out and is just like, "okay, this is fine, back to work"

uh, yeah

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Since this is a Hollywood graveyard I assume it's full of spiders and witches with cauldrons and zombies doing musical numbers or something

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That's for describing word-for-word the scene we already saw, which I think was a flashback, while also in what I think is a flashback. That puts us like three flashbacks deep #monsterdon

Dude holds a flashlight like a grape. #Monsterdon

I hope they get back to the rattler pit. That was quality #monsterdon

ok we haven't popped back to the narration scene in awhile so i am inclined to think we are out of flashbacks??? #monsterdon

Why did she just come downstairs in her pajamas #Monsterdon

@Taweret I don't know. #Monsterdon

When people are distracted watching #Monsterdon
I sneak in and hide one sock from a pair for each hour of running time. :blobCat_evil:

I love reading #Monsterdon toots without watching the movie. It makes every movie sound like the most amazing train wreck. 😁

Aww, now the want to break up.

So sad, I had hi hopes.

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I take it back. I do NOT want an Aztec Mummy Film Festival

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This is a Cliff's Notes of another film, tied in with a new add-on plot

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Opinion: How would I look with one of those mustaches?
Okay, never mind.

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Nooo, not more walking #Monsterdon

Haha. I love this yokel watchman and the terrible impromptu investigation. Genre Switch! #monsterdon

Meanwhile on the Planet of the Pandas #Monsterdon

yeah definitely split up. that's the first rule of checking spooky places for monsters

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Just going to casually impersonate the police there

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@wohali Let's just say every piece of Carrara marble has "Carrara marble" engraved on it in microprint

It would make about as much sense as anything else here

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"Are you the police?"

"Yes!"

"In that case, I didn't see a guy in a hoodie come through the park." #Monsterdon

yes better separate, always a great idea at this point in a short movie

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"The tough part is yet to come! Now we've got to walk around!"

An actual thing the hero said in this film.

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What even is that haircut? Is he TRYING to emphasize his male-pattern baldness?

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@msh so fucking good i swear #monsterdon

The Bat? Is that the sudden criminal? #Monsterdon

"You won't recall a thing!"
"Which thing?"
"This whole thing!"
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#monsterdon ah, police officers famously wear bow ties

The graveyard dude is a lot softer with the good guys than with the villan, It's almost as he knew it's a movie (ish)
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Lowest effort night guard
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Hey, hi, lackluster cemetery custodian!

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"Are you with the police?"
"Yes my friend"
Shut The Fuck Up. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

Let me see, you found pieces of MARBLE (one of the hardest stones) in her delicate, brand new silk slippers. #monsterdon

How many cemeteries did they actually check? #monsterdon

get back to the beverly hillbilllies, you're on the wrong show

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@Configures ahhh, yes! The acid battle.
So much happens

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"Hello There!"
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Oh jesus christ

It's the reject from the Kung Pow: Enter The Fist dub D: #Monsterdon

Sure, gaslight the kids, that is great.

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oh my god, wait, there he actually is! #monsterdon

@lytta Their lips seem to match the English mostly, though #monsterdon

"You won't recall a thing": Me in 30 minutes.

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ah, back to the cemetary, is that old man coming back? #monsterdon

nothing has convinced me more than this movie that i need to update my eye prescription WHAT AM I LOOKING AT

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...unless somebody beat the shit out of him

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Why are my slippers dirty?

*checks security camera*

This movie couldn't be made today.

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I'm only just now noticing that interesting shaved side haircut of his

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"We must hide everything from her"

"Now kiss me"

OK, I might have made that last part up.

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#monsterdon I hope he sees the robot under the microscope

The professor has the same poster the bad guy had in his lab.

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I don't know what' going on tho

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This guy has some serious abuser vibes

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"It's a very fine quality of marble. I would like to make my kitchen counter from it."

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How the fuck can you tell it's Carrara marble through a fucking microscope???

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Based on a 64-minute run time, we are now definitely more than 50% re-used footage in this movie.

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When did a bat become part of this story?
And why is it controlling Flora?
...something something let's go look for the mummy
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@sean Whaddya mean!? They showed you a whole 'nother movie! 🤣

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#monsterdon Is this movie a big mansplaining? Starting to think this guy is about to break the fourth wall and ask us to install Linux

@Lazarou I hope it'll be Jet Jaguar #monsterdon

oh this piano is GIVING

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A science person will say whatever horseshit and then say "it is logical". That's how you know it's science. #monsterdon

@Mikal I would almost challenge anyone to come up with a coherent spoiler for this mess

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i wonder if the acting was decent in the original Spanish

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the twist is gonna be that the entire movie was a flashforward

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The robot's the girl.

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"you can do anything you want" and then walks away so he can say he doesnt know what theyre doing

customer service vibes

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The bat controlling her from a distance. Yes, very logical. #Monsterdon

Only the best marble dust.

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Pinky, I'm very worried. I didn't think we'll be able to take over the world tonight.

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...Wait, so is this still a flashback? I got lost in that labyrinthine series of voiceovers. #Monsterdon

I have surmised the plot. No explanation needed. We don't have the budget. #Monsterdon

this movie is giving me that feeling i get at a party where I just notice but do not question relationships unless given a cue to do so
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That’s it Flora. We just needed you to witness that the mummy is napping #Monsterdon

@Lazarou WHERE IS THE NEW FOOTAGE?!

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are we watching Robot Mummy or Gaslight #monsterdon

these lenseless glasses are killing me it's like a junionr high kid wearing those 3d glasses from a movie theater #monsterdon

Maybe the robot is fighting the wrestling women somewhere.

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You can't investigate without any clues?

@strangefour Oh it is

This might be a new record in terms of boring-bad (not even bizarre-bad like Godmonster, I honestly don't know which is worse)

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Maybe I should only do a shot when they do a flashback...

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This Pinacate dude is a hell of an actor.
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In a way the bat is controlling all of us at a distance, in this plotless one hour and four minute exercise.

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The real robots are the friends we make along the way.... or something.

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"Her muddy slippers clearly means she was hypnotized in the night. It's only logical." Uhhh. Yeah.

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#monsterdon Maynard Ferguson in the background trying to give himself a stroke on the trumpet at about this point

This is my first #monsterdon, soI haven't seen the previous episodes. No spoilers okay?

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"So it seems to me that the Bat controls her at a distance. It's logical' <-- the Scientist

You're turning into real historians of cinema, #Monsterdon. You'd never even know this was reused footage if you hadn't gained this education.

I'm sure this knowledge will save your life someday.

[narrator's voice]: Perhaps.... it already has.

@Taweret I've been wondering that for the last 5 minutes #monsterdon

the watchman should actually just fight people on sight like why are you here

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What's next, slightly psychic paper?

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I want to talk to you, time for another #flashback

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@Taweret flashback

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NO You're the liar! #monsterdon

lol I forgot to set post privacy as per usual so I've just been rambling at myself for the last 30 minutes about obscure Argentinian wrestling. Plus ça change #monsterdon

That's a challenging voice. #monsterdon

Me at work: "You sticking devil, I want to chop your rotten flesh to pieces."

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