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A fucking 5-year flashback WHAT?!

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WHELP BACK ON THE FLASHBACK TIMER

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whomst is staying up until three in the morning not i! edward you better get your ass back in here

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#Monsterdon forensics montage? finally

Why does everyone in this movie keep finding ancient terrors from beyond the grave and then just go "huh, that's weird" and leave

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THE BREASTPLATE! AND THE BRACELET! #monsterdon

They're assembling Frankenstein!

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Flora is totally the robot, look how anxious she is getting about being found out.
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Okay good job you also found the mummy, now what

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we are 44 minutes in and we haven't left this room yet

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FIVE YEARS AGO!?

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WE WERE STILL FLASHED BACK! #monsterdon

They better get to work on that robot. Just sayin' #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

I guess in Mexico, the rule is "Tell, don't show."

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I'm thinking the actress playing Flora was paid by the step #monsterdon

If you do one more fucking flashback I am gonna

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...Yeah

The bat was a graverobber.

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Wait now they're back in the sitting room and she has the button dress on again so that nightgown sequence was a flashback?

"just in case we end up being murdered"

annnnd im tuned back in

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Finally back to the present. #monsterdon

almost 40 minutes in and no robot #Monsterdon

it was still a flashback

HOW IS THIS LIKE YOUR LIFE

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#Monsterdon Flora: the literal pixie dream girl.

flashback over? #Monsterdon

im not gonna lie

i cant remember what im supposed to be caring about here

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Open. This is where Pinky dies, yeah?

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I'm also confused by the untidiness of the ramshackle wooden crosses in the graveyard and wouldn't they prevent the mummy from leaving the crypt because he's really a vampire? And not a bat anymore because that other guy is the bat?

IDK

@SarraceniaWilds they looked like happy little guys #monsterdon

Hey I think I found it, it has a sign

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43 minutes of flashbacks and counting....

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This score is trying to Rite of Spring the graveyard #Monsterdon

@moira No please! Just give me the Men in Black flashy thing instead! #Monsterdon

That was a nice bit of music #monsterdon

@jonny Maybe the ones listening forgot to say "Continue" and he's just stuck #monsterdon

bring back the snakes they were cute
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The cemetery guy's got Shelly Winters' hat. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

How about walking to a masoleum, since that was short it the clue that led you to a cemetery. Maybe, huh?

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the music score is the monster in this, omg
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@CactuarJoe you ask the wrong questions, friend

[blam] [blam]

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This watchman got knocked out and is just like, "okay, this is fine, back to work"

uh, yeah

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Since this is a Hollywood graveyard I assume it's full of spiders and witches with cauldrons and zombies doing musical numbers or something

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That's for describing word-for-word the scene we already saw, which I think was a flashback, while also in what I think is a flashback. That puts us like three flashbacks deep #monsterdon

Dude holds a flashlight like a grape. #Monsterdon

ok we haven't popped back to the narration scene in awhile so i am inclined to think we are out of flashbacks??? #monsterdon

Why did she just come downstairs in her pajamas #Monsterdon

@Taweret I don't know. #Monsterdon

When people are distracted watching #Monsterdon
I sneak in and hide one sock from a pair for each hour of running time. :blobCat_evil:

I love reading #Monsterdon toots without watching the movie. It makes every movie sound like the most amazing train wreck. 😁

Aww, now the want to break up.

So sad, I had hi hopes.

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I take it back. I do NOT want an Aztec Mummy Film Festival

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This is a Cliff's Notes of another film, tied in with a new add-on plot

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Opinion: How would I look with one of those mustaches?
Okay, never mind.

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Nooo, not more walking #Monsterdon

Meanwhile on the Planet of the Pandas #Monsterdon

yeah definitely split up. that's the first rule of checking spooky places for monsters

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Just going to casually impersonate the police there

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@wohali Let's just say every piece of Carrara marble has "Carrara marble" engraved on it in microprint

It would make about as much sense as anything else here

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"Are you the police?"

"Yes!"

"In that case, I didn't see a guy in a hoodie come through the park." #Monsterdon

yes better separate, always a great idea at this point in a short movie

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"The tough part is yet to come! Now we've got to walk around!"

An actual thing the hero said in this film.

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What even is that haircut? Is he TRYING to emphasize his male-pattern baldness?

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@msh so fucking good i swear #monsterdon

The Bat? Is that the sudden criminal? #Monsterdon

"You won't recall a thing!"
"Which thing?"
"This whole thing!"
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#monsterdon ah, police officers famously wear bow ties

Lowest effort night guard
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The graveyard dude is a lot softer with the good guys than with the villan, It's almost as he knew it's a movie (ish)
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Hey, hi, lackluster cemetery custodian!

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"Are you with the police?"
"Yes my friend"
Shut The Fuck Up. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

Let me see, you found pieces of MARBLE (one of the hardest stones) in her delicate, brand new silk slippers. #monsterdon

How many cemeteries did they actually check? #monsterdon

get back to the beverly hillbilllies, you're on the wrong show

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@Configures ahhh, yes! The acid battle.
So much happens

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"Hello There!"
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Oh jesus christ

It's the reject from the Kung Pow: Enter The Fist dub D: #Monsterdon

oh my god, wait, there he actually is! #monsterdon

@lytta Their lips seem to match the English mostly, though #monsterdon

"You won't recall a thing": Me in 30 minutes.

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ah, back to the cemetary, is that old man coming back? #monsterdon

nothing has convinced me more than this movie that i need to update my eye prescription WHAT AM I LOOKING AT

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I'm only just now noticing that interesting shaved side haircut of his

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...unless somebody beat the shit out of him

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Why are my slippers dirty?

*checks security camera*

This movie couldn't be made today.

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"We must hide everything from her"

"Now kiss me"

OK, I might have made that last part up.

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#monsterdon I hope he sees the robot under the microscope

The professor has the same poster the bad guy had in his lab.

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I don't know what' going on tho

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This guy has some serious abuser vibes

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"It's a very fine quality of marble. I would like to make my kitchen counter from it."

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How the fuck can you tell it's Carrara marble through a fucking microscope???

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Based on a 64-minute run time, we are now definitely more than 50% re-used footage in this movie.

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When did a bat become part of this story?
And why is it controlling Flora?
...something something let's go look for the mummy
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@sean Whaddya mean!? They showed you a whole 'nother movie! 🤣

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#monsterdon Is this movie a big mansplaining? Starting to think this guy is about to break the fourth wall and ask us to install Linux

@Lazarou I hope it'll be Jet Jaguar #monsterdon

oh this piano is GIVING

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A science person will say whatever horseshit and then say "it is logical". That's how you know it's science. #monsterdon

@Mikal I would almost challenge anyone to come up with a coherent spoiler for this mess

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