"all those great mysteries"
like what the bloody hell is going on with this movie. #monsterdon

With his hat off, the bad guy kinda looks like Dave King, the lead singer of Flogging Molly #monsterdon

All the scientists in this movie have a copy of this model skull where the jaw is attached at the wrong point.

#monsterdon

@Infoseepage literally. 38 minutes of reused footage specifically from films I've seen.

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#monsterdon Hang on, is there a lightning storm raging outside now? Wasn't the sky clear when they were outside just a moment ago?

I hope it's the hokey-est robot ever, with a speech like that.

#monsterdon

that robot looks even better than anything i couldve hoped for thank you

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I am astonished as it is #monsterdon

Commercial with people doing yoga in a backyard advertising home security. But is damage by murder mummies covered?

#monsterdon

Didn't Bruno get his face melted off with acid? #monsterdon

50 minutes into a 60 minute movie and the guy is STILL stalling on the big reveal. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

youre making a man.

in a robot.

#Monsterdon

wait when did he get a cape

#Monsterdon

The first 2/3rds of this movie are a flashback.

#monsterdon

"...you have arrived just in time to see something amazing!"
"A soufflé? That would be amazing right about now."

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Magnificent detectives? Oh Bat, you flatterer! ☺️

#Monsterdon

the set rocks though. what the fuck is that steel dome brick stove with a tesla coil on top of it #monsterdon

wait is this frankenstein does the hypnotists think hes dr. frankenstein why are you doing this

#Monsterdon

i've been trying to think of a "hey officer Krupke" joke but i haven't been successful #Monsterdon #robotvsaztecmummy

Congratulations gentlemen, your plan to fall into the Tramp has gone off perfectly. You're now captured

#Monsterdon

YOU LEAVE MY WIFE OUT OF THIS [punches Chris Rock]

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Scar-guy is Edward Norton, man never ages!
#Monsterdon

"you defy all the limits that were put down by God" it actually took them a while to get there like the mummy was okay for you eddie?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon If I ever grow up I want to work in the factory that makes scientific glassware but out of sugar-glass so they can wreck it in B movies.

Oh hey it's Chekhov's giant Frankenstein-maker machine

#Monsterdon

So Dr Bat Krupp? The same one who invented cheap percolators?

#monsterdon

This soundtrack is giving me vibraphone vibes

#monsterdon

@apLundell A Roomba? In this day and age? Localized entirely within that labratory?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

That was a lot of spare tires in the anteroom

Timeline is giving off some hard "when are they gonna get to the fireworks factory" vibes right now #monsterdon

Well, hey, at least there's no way for it to be Chekhov's Robot, so if you were looking for that bingo, sorry, you're out

#monsterdon

Screen right is the switch for the sonic oscillator. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

Ooh and advanced chemistry set to a dynamic camera angle :science:

#Monsterdon

when we tell the kids to show not tell, please give them this movie as an example of what not to do

#Monsterdon

if theyre going to try to pass off a frankenstein thing as a robot im gonna be so mad
more mad than i already am
im enjoying this movie
#Monsterdon

@nev 😆

People, go to your bingo card when you are bored!

#Monsterdon

Are we out of flashbacks, now?

#Monsterdon

@lysdexic It's the Sharknado of the mid 20th century

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#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

I thought that might be a robot lab but it's the Bat lab and I thought the scientists were gonna build the robot?

What if after all this build-up, it's just a Roomba?

#monsterdon

@paco I mean, he usually asks his wife where stuff is. He suffers from Male Pattern Blindness.

#Monsterdon

please let this robot be whats astonishing me

#Monsterdon

The Bat better be building a robot to fight that Aztec mummy in this finale of the flashback of a film

#Monsterdon

Flora has 6 nipples! She MUST BE THE ROBOT.

#monsterdon

A laboratory, I'm getting impending robot vibes!

Can we hope?

#monsterdon

Radium and brains get stolen from a lab! Okay, now we're getting somewhere!
#monsterdon

But we are absolutely well over 50% reused footage in this film even if we assume all this is new.

#monsterdon #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy

It's a Magritte thing, This is Not A "Robot", type deal.

#Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

We definitely just changed movies

#monsterdon

There's gotta be a robot somewhere in that set right? #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

Yeah, I guessed we wouldn't get the robot until the last 5 minutes of the film and I'm standing by that prediction. #Monsterdon

this is so awkward can i go home

#Monsterdon

oh man let's see how close my guess of 50 minutes gets to robot appearance

#monsterdon

He also stole the book, Building Your Own Robot, For Dummies. Still not sure what he's planning. #Monsterdon

Use your enormous buttons to defend yourself, Flora!

#monsterdon

the robot was inside us all along #monsterdon #RobotVsTheAztecMumny

Okay. So, she kissed Edward. Does that mean he's the father of the children?

#Monsterdon

I feel as though I've been buried alive to protect the plot of a movie #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

OH NO FLORA AND EDUARD SMOOCHEROO

(sorry so shouty I got excited)

i just feel like you coulda gotten them chairs yourself

#Monsterdon

okay I don't know if this is new footage or not but it's not a flashback to the _same_ movies.

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@lytta Reminds me of https://what-if.xkcd.com/29/

(honestly anything reasonably dense would probably do it)

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Meanwhile…back at the living room where the flashback is still being described.. zzzzzzzzz

#monsterdon

22 Shade Street,
Eviltown, FL, 666666
#monsterdon

“We keep a record of shipments in this book.” Oh phew, I thought he was just paging through the Yellow Pages

#Monsterdon

no not the hypnotist please go away

#Monsterdon

I confess I have lost focus and am now shopping online #Monsterdon

You can still #phish that information just as easily these days too

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

"Now I'll tell you why I called you here tonight, gentlemen" <-- at min 45 of 62

"Now I'll tell you why I asked you to come here tonight"

NO

FUCK OFF

STOP PRETENDING THERE'S A PLOT #Monsterdon

@apLundell@octodon.social Also Protagonist-kun sold the entire customer list to the wholesaler's competitor.

#Monsterdon #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy

one of you better have a damn robot, too

#monsterdon

oh good, literally 45 minutes into this movie and you're going to tell us why we're in this dinky little closet. please, do tell. #monsterdon

screenswipe flashback!
#TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy #Monsterdon

finally telling us why we're here! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Just all public information. Not a cop, not the federales, just walk in and ask random questions. Nobody wondering what you're going to do with the information? It's a free country! I didn't know it was that free! ;)

And now we flash back to the day in science school where he learned that lead can shield against radiation #monsterdon

Ah.

The solution to dealing with the mummy is to have a robot steal the bracelet and breast plate.

A lead robot, apparently.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon thank god they skipped showing all the other cemetaries they checked

@jonny Maybe the scriptwriter was a high-school kid #monsterdon

Business must be slow at the metal wholesaler if he can remember a single guy who because he bought some lead a week ago.

#monsterdon

honestly I'm not sure that was reused footage. that may've been new footage. and the first time out of this room.

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"I don't see why anyone would steal radium, a complete human brain, and the body of a dead man," is the best sentence in the script.

#Monsterdon

Looking through log books for commercial transactions is a #monsterdon tradition

#monsterdon yeah I'll just give large shipment info to 2 strangers!

Nighttime. Old cemetery. Looking for a murder mummy. "Let's separate. I'll got look over there. Go on..."

#BestIdeaEver

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon They're going to make a Frankenmummy?

I wonder what the mummy is up to

#monsterdon

#22 Shade Street

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Lead is not the only material capable of resisting radiation, it's just the cheapest #monsterdon

What did this guy have for breakfast? Can we have a 20 minute flashback on that? #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

Any bets an a Franken-Robo-Mummy? #Monsterdon

i didnt know they went together good thing they put their tongues in each others' mouths to solidify that for me, the viewer

#Monsterdon

are there any. good. clues.
there's not any good anything in this movie, sir, nevermind good clues. there are no clues of any kind anywhere this movie has ever been. #monsterdon

What the HELL?!? 3/4 of the film is over but we are still doing confusing flashbacks

#monsterdon

is the robot made of radioactive brain
god i hope so
#Monsterdon

"Lead is the only material capable of resisting radiation." Good to know.

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The piano music, if you can call it that, is a cross between honky tonk and classical.
#monsterdon

is lead actually the only metal capable of resisting radiation

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If they do another flashback I'm gonna jump out my w- WHOOPS THERE WE ARE TIME TO GO #Monsterdon