@paco I mean, he usually asks his wife where stuff is. He suffers from Male Pattern Blindness.

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please let this robot be whats astonishing me

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The Bat better be building a robot to fight that Aztec mummy in this finale of the flashback of a film

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Flora has 6 nipples! She MUST BE THE ROBOT.

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A laboratory, I'm getting impending robot vibes!

Can we hope?

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Radium and brains get stolen from a lab! Okay, now we're getting somewhere!
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But we are absolutely well over 50% reused footage in this film even if we assume all this is new.

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It's a Magritte thing, This is Not A "Robot", type deal.

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There's gotta be a robot somewhere in that set right? #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

We definitely just changed movies

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Yeah, I guessed we wouldn't get the robot until the last 5 minutes of the film and I'm standing by that prediction. #Monsterdon

oh man let's see how close my guess of 50 minutes gets to robot appearance

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this is so awkward can i go home

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He also stole the book, Building Your Own Robot, For Dummies. Still not sure what he's planning. #Monsterdon

Use your enormous buttons to defend yourself, Flora!

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the robot was inside us all along #monsterdon #RobotVsTheAztecMumny

Okay. So, she kissed Edward. Does that mean he's the father of the children?

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I feel as though I've been buried alive to protect the plot of a movie #monsterdon

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OH NO FLORA AND EDUARD SMOOCHEROO

(sorry so shouty I got excited)

i just feel like you coulda gotten them chairs yourself

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okay I don't know if this is new footage or not but it's not a flashback to the _same_ movies.

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@lytta Reminds me of https://what-if.xkcd.com/29/

(honestly anything reasonably dense would probably do it)

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Meanwhile…back at the living room where the flashback is still being described.. zzzzzzzzz

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22 Shade Street,
Eviltown, FL, 666666
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oh my god ok 46 minutes into the film it appears as if we are officially not doing flashbacks anymore #monsterdon

“We keep a record of shipments in this book.” Oh phew, I thought he was just paging through the Yellow Pages

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no not the hypnotist please go away

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I confess I have lost focus and am now shopping online #Monsterdon

You can still #phish that information just as easily these days too

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"Now I'll tell you why I called you here tonight, gentlemen" <-- at min 45 of 62

"Now I'll tell you why I asked you to come here tonight"

NO

FUCK OFF

STOP PRETENDING THERE'S A PLOT #Monsterdon

@apLundell@octodon.social Also Protagonist-kun sold the entire customer list to the wholesaler's competitor.

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one of you better have a damn robot, too

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oh good, literally 45 minutes into this movie and you're going to tell us why we're in this dinky little closet. please, do tell. #monsterdon

screenswipe flashback!
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finally telling us why we're here! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Just all public information. Not a cop, not the federales, just walk in and ask random questions. Nobody wondering what you're going to do with the information? It's a free country! I didn't know it was that free! ;)

And now we flash back to the day in science school where he learned that lead can shield against radiation #monsterdon

Ah.

The solution to dealing with the mummy is to have a robot steal the bracelet and breast plate.

A lead robot, apparently.

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#Monsterdon thank god they skipped showing all the other cemetaries they checked

@jonny Maybe the scriptwriter was a high-school kid #monsterdon

Business must be slow at the metal wholesaler if he can remember a single guy who because he bought some lead a week ago.

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honestly I'm not sure that was reused footage. that may've been new footage. and the first time out of this room.

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"I don't see why anyone would steal radium, a complete human brain, and the body of a dead man," is the best sentence in the script.

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Looking through log books for commercial transactions is a #monsterdon tradition

#monsterdon yeah I'll just give large shipment info to 2 strangers!

Nighttime. Old cemetery. Looking for a murder mummy. "Let's separate. I'll got look over there. Go on..."

#BestIdeaEver

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#Monsterdon They're going to make a Frankenmummy?

I wonder what the mummy is up to

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#22 Shade Street

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Lead is not the only material capable of resisting radiation, it's just the cheapest #monsterdon

What did this guy have for breakfast? Can we have a 20 minute flashback on that? #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

Any bets an a Franken-Robo-Mummy? #Monsterdon

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i didnt know they went together good thing they put their tongues in each others' mouths to solidify that for me, the viewer

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are there any. good. clues.
there's not any good anything in this movie, sir, nevermind good clues. there are no clues of any kind anywhere this movie has ever been. #monsterdon

What the HELL?!? 3/4 of the film is over but we are still doing confusing flashbacks

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"Lead is the only material capable of resisting radiation." Good to know.

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is the robot made of radioactive brain
god i hope so
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The piano music, if you can call it that, is a cross between honky tonk and classical.
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is lead actually the only metal capable of resisting radiation

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If they do another flashback I'm gonna jump out my w- WHOOPS THERE WE ARE TIME TO GO #Monsterdon

A fucking 5-year flashback WHAT?!

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Radiation ✅ #Monsterdon

WHELP BACK ON THE FLASHBACK TIMER

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whomst is staying up until three in the morning not i! edward you better get your ass back in here

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#Monsterdon forensics montage? finally

Why does everyone in this movie keep finding ancient terrors from beyond the grave and then just go "huh, that's weird" and leave

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THE BREASTPLATE! AND THE BRACELET! #monsterdon

They're assembling Frankenstein!

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Flora is totally the robot, look how anxious she is getting about being found out.
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Okay good job you also found the mummy, now what

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we are 44 minutes in and we haven't left this room yet

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FIVE YEARS AGO!?

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WE WERE STILL FLASHED BACK! #monsterdon

I guess in Mexico, the rule is "Tell, don't show."

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They better get to work on that robot. Just sayin' #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

I'm thinking the actress playing Flora was paid by the step #monsterdon

If you do one more fucking flashback I am gonna

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...Yeah

The bat was a graverobber.

???? #Monsterdon

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Wait now they're back in the sitting room and she has the button dress on again so that nightgown sequence was a flashback?

"just in case we end up being murdered"

annnnd im tuned back in

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Finally back to the present. #monsterdon

almost 40 minutes in and no robot #Monsterdon

it was still a flashback

HOW IS THIS LIKE YOUR LIFE

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#Monsterdon Flora: the literal pixie dream girl.

flashback over? #Monsterdon

im not gonna lie

i cant remember what im supposed to be caring about here

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Open. This is where Pinky dies, yeah?

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I'm also confused by the untidiness of the ramshackle wooden crosses in the graveyard and wouldn't they prevent the mummy from leaving the crypt because he's really a vampire? And not a bat anymore because that other guy is the bat?

IDK

@SarraceniaWilds they looked like happy little guys #monsterdon

Hey I think I found it, it has a sign

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43 minutes of flashbacks and counting....

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This score is trying to Rite of Spring the graveyard #Monsterdon

@moira No please! Just give me the Men in Black flashy thing instead! #Monsterdon

That was a nice bit of music #monsterdon

@jonny Maybe the ones listening forgot to say "Continue" and he's just stuck #monsterdon

bring back the snakes they were cute
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The cemetery guy's got Shelly Winters' hat. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

How about walking to a masoleum, since that was short it the clue that led you to a cemetery. Maybe, huh?

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