The guys who made Robot Monster probably watched this and thought "And WE got shit for OUR robot?" #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy
Someone put too many of this evil doctor's drawings on the fridge when they were a kid...
mm, robot with a creamy nougat manflesh center #Monsterdon
Very expressive eyebrows on these dudes' reaction shots, A+ acting, no notes
an army? this robot is still trying to walk over to you
I don't now how we got here or where we're going with it but ROBOT! And it has HOOMAN HEAD! #Monsterdon
Faugh, this isn't a robot, it's a human in a robot suit. I want my money back.
#Monsterdon #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy
look at he clamp hands
excellent robot
hes gonna win battlebots for sure
#Monsterdon
good ol white necktie and black button up, snazzy #Monsterdon
Iβll take wrestling women over the robot any day
ROBOT #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon π€ :AztecCalendar: π¨βπ¬ πΊοΈ π±
But the robot is chained to the slab for some reason?
Love the pincer hands ... and the HUMAN HEAD wut
It's not a robot if you just put a person inside of it!
wait, wait, there's a... it's got a face??? #monsterdon
he is LYING IN YOUR FACE I CANNOT
"do you know what couldve happened if i hadnt done this thing? something that you can only imagine!"
Lead shielding four inches in *width*? That doesn't sound right #monsterdon
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You know you're in control when you have to chain your robot down
there's a GUY in the ROBOT heahhfhawhahhahahahahhahaha #monsterdon
Why is Acid-Face henchman always clutching his coat collar? #Monsterdon
That's the same set of cuts since you did the cut away to Flor! BOOO!
omg
So, Orson Welles, aka "Bat", built a robot and it is the jangiest looking robot. The Mummy will definitely win.
#Monsterdon
RONALD REAGAN?!
#monsterdon so the robot is a costume
EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE
#monsterdon
Ugh, I hate it when the engine light turns on #monsterdon
A human robot doctor is what happens when a first time D&D player gets no guidance on character building
Brick oven pizza?#Monsterdon
IT'S LITERALLY THE GUMBY ROBOT #Monsterdon
Bolts and sheet metal are the basic components of a sentient robot #Monsterdon
Did you make that man in just 7 days?
If this works, I'll get their treasure and be rich and thus right
That robot must be booting up off of floppy disk.
@wohali waitwhat tgey're on plates now? #monsterdon
The mad scientist ranting *was* fun, at least
Oz never gave nothing to the Tin Man
life to the krupp steel robot #Monsterdon
look i have to entertain myself somehow. the movie itself isn't cutting it
"I'll be rich."
Literally spent millions building a lab and human robot.
Where is the thunderstorm coming from
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon Oh, a Frankenrobot. Yay?
so no one is making fun of this man wearing a cape unironically
bahahaha the robot man
#TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy #Monsterdon
#monsterdon is that the giant Robot's (shiny) metal ass? Might want to install that before deploying the thing...
βI tortured many animals with PLEASURE!!!β
It's fecking ROBOCOP!
#Monsterdon
Haven't seen the proper evil monologue to drive home just that this is the bad guy yes, for a while
I cannot BELIEVE there was no musical sting, or even a swell, when we first see the robot, what kind of second rate soundtrack is this
THE ROBOT!!!!!!!! #monsterdon
zap zap HONK HONK
YES YES YES #monsterdon
All of this to just not return the breastplate??
Mummy vs a Glimpse of an Immobile Robot at minute 51
I think Popoca sounds like the name of a children's entertainer with his own variety show #monsterdon
That... that's the... omg.. words fail. Is there a giant wind up key on that thing? #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy
51 minutes. A robot. Lifeless on a tilted table.
@Violinknitter Back when evil overlords had class and monologuing didn't get you shot
THE ROBOT #monsterdon
Pinacate looked at Edward with contempt when Krupp asked Edward about his "wife" Flora. The love triangle takes shape.
ROBOT TIME YEEAAAH
#Monsterdon
@Aurani Seems like a good choice for some future #Monsterdon event.
finally! robot! #monsterdon
WAKE UP ROBOT OH MY GOODNESS
Thatβ¦that doesn't really look like a human, doctor
He is so relatable for an evil guy
(not really)
#monsterdon
MPDG: Muddy-slippers Pixie Dream Girl #monsterdon
...that's the robot huh #Monsterdon
THE ROBOT APPEARED AT 50 MINUTES i got this one spot on y'all
I'd like to point out that Dr. Almada is played by RamΓ³n Gay, which - if it weren't already taken - could easily be my luchador name. #monsterdon
Isn't torchering animals a sign that you really need to call a psychologist?
#Monsterdon π€ :AztecCalendar: π¨βπ¬ πΊοΈ π±
ROBOT!
With blond hair and a tan? #Monsterdon
"Well, I had some cardboard and a bike horn so"
hey! it's a... it's a """robot"""
#monsterdon
"The mummy with his breastplate and his bracelet too" could be a Belle and Sebastian lyric.
coffee pumping right into a heart, itβs the #monsterdon apex
Well he's not heartless #monsterdon
why do we all have to wait. like this couldve been done in shifts. i wouldntve come for my shift but thats beside the point
"That means you ignore all the limits put down by god!"
...Is there a commandment against robots?
Must be one of those Leviticus things. No fish on Sundays, don't wear clothes made from two threads, and don't create androids. #Monsterdon
Heart in a Jar
#Monsterdon
the human robot?
Oh, that's a name for sure... but boxy boy would fit it better!
#monsterdon
I am an evil DOCTOR, because In the last 5 years I earned a PhD in Soliloquy. #monsterdon
Bingo!!
@sean worse still, it's a J.C. Penney heart.
Pharmaceutical ad featuring a horrifying skin condition is WAY more interesting than this movie.
so the robot is a zombie?
No, that heart lives because you've hooked it up to an aquarium pump
the heart is fine but do you have a robot or not?
"... is that a real heart, or is that a Sears heart?"
The black and white does a lot of heavy lifting in this film. #Monsterdon
like this is a robot that is featured in season 2 of spoongebob squarepants
Christ if the evil scientist about to break into a flashback. I'm gonna have a stroke. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy
OK, he's not just Orson Welles, he's the love child of Orson Welles and Patton Oswald!