#Monsterdon Oh, a Frankenrobot. Yay?

so no one is making fun of this man wearing a cape unironically

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bahahaha the robot man
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“I tortured many animals with PLEASURE!!!”

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#monsterdon is that the giant Robot's (shiny) metal ass? Might want to install that before deploying the thing...

It's fecking ROBOCOP!
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Haven't seen the proper evil monologue to drive home just that this is the bad guy yes, for a while

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I cannot BELIEVE there was no musical sting, or even a swell, when we first see the robot, what kind of second rate soundtrack is this

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THE ROBOT!!!!!!!! #monsterdon

so his plan is

1 put a heart in a robot
2 steal from a mummy?
3 profit?

am I following?

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@jsadow

Gotta be his bat-wing cape

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zap zap HONK HONK

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YES YES YES #monsterdon

All of this to just not return the breastplate??

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Mummy vs a Glimpse of an Immobile Robot at minute 51

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I think Popoca sounds like the name of a children's entertainer with his own variety show #monsterdon

That... that's the... omg.. words fail. Is there a giant wind up key on that thing? #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

51 minutes. A robot. Lifeless on a tilted table.

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an enormous "power"

sure doc

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@Violinknitter Back when evil overlords had class and monologuing didn't get you shot

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THE ROBOT #monsterdon

Pinacate looked at Edward with contempt when Krupp asked Edward about his "wife" Flora. The love triangle takes shape.

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ROBOT TIME YEEAAAH
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@Aurani Seems like a good choice for some future #Monsterdon event.

finally! robot! #monsterdon

WAKE UP ROBOT OH MY GOODNESS

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That…that doesn't really look like a human, doctor

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He is so relatable for an evil guy
(not really)
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MPDG: Muddy-slippers Pixie Dream Girl #monsterdon

...that's the robot huh #Monsterdon

THE ROBOT APPEARED AT 50 MINUTES i got this one spot on y'all

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I'd like to point out that Dr. Almada is played by Ramón Gay, which - if it weren't already taken - could easily be my luchador name. #monsterdon

ROBOT!

WE HAVE ROBOT!!!

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Isn't torchering animals a sign that you really need to call a psychologist?

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ROBOT!

With blond hair and a tan? #Monsterdon

"Well, I had some cardboard and a bike horn so"

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hey! it's a... it's a """robot"""
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"The mummy with his breastplate and his bracelet too" could be a Belle and Sebastian lyric.

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coffee pumping right into a heart, it’s the #monsterdon apex

Well he's not heartless #monsterdon

why do we all have to wait. like this couldve been done in shifts. i wouldntve come for my shift but thats beside the point

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"That means you ignore all the limits put down by god!"

...Is there a commandment against robots?

Must be one of those Leviticus things. No fish on Sundays, don't wear clothes made from two threads, and don't create androids. #Monsterdon

Heart in a Jar
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the human robot?
Oh, that's a name for sure... but boxy boy would fit it better!
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I am an evil DOCTOR, because In the last 5 years I earned a PhD in Soliloquy. #monsterdon

Bingo!!

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@sean worse still, it's a J.C. Penney heart.

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Pharmaceutical ad featuring a horrifying skin condition is WAY more interesting than this movie.

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so the robot is a zombie?

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No, that heart lives because you've hooked it up to an aquarium pump

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the heart is fine but do you have a robot or not?

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"... is that a real heart, or is that a Sears heart?"

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The black and white does a lot of heavy lifting in this film. #Monsterdon

like this is a robot that is featured in season 2 of spoongebob squarepants

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Christ if the evil scientist about to break into a flashback. I'm gonna have a stroke. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

OK, he's not just Orson Welles, he's the love child of Orson Welles and Patton Oswald!

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RO-bot!
RO-bot!
RO-bot!

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"all those great mysteries"
like what the bloody hell is going on with this movie. #monsterdon

With his hat off, the bad guy kinda looks like Dave King, the lead singer of Flogging Molly #monsterdon

All the scientists in this movie have a copy of this model skull where the jaw is attached at the wrong point.

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@Infoseepage literally. 38 minutes of reused footage specifically from films I've seen.

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#monsterdon Hang on, is there a lightning storm raging outside now? Wasn't the sky clear when they were outside just a moment ago?

I hope it's the hokey-est robot ever, with a speech like that.

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that robot looks even better than anything i couldve hoped for thank you

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I am astonished as it is #monsterdon

Commercial with people doing yoga in a backyard advertising home security. But is damage by murder mummies covered?

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Didn't Bruno get his face melted off with acid? #monsterdon

14 minutes of non-stop robit action incoming #monsterdon

50 minutes into a 60 minute movie and the guy is STILL stalling on the big reveal. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

youre making a man.

in a robot.

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wait when did he get a cape

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The first 2/3rds of this movie are a flashback.

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"...you have arrived just in time to see something amazing!"
"A soufflé? That would be amazing right about now."

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Magnificent detectives? Oh Bat, you flatterer! ☺️

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the set rocks though. what the fuck is that steel dome brick stove with a tesla coil on top of it #monsterdon

wait is this frankenstein does the hypnotists think hes dr. frankenstein why are you doing this

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i've been trying to think of a "hey officer Krupke" joke but i haven't been successful #Monsterdon #robotvsaztecmummy

Congratulations gentlemen, your plan to fall into the Tramp has gone off perfectly. You're now captured

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YOU LEAVE MY WIFE OUT OF THIS [punches Chris Rock]

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Scar-guy is Edward Norton, man never ages!
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"you defy all the limits that were put down by God" it actually took them a while to get there like the mummy was okay for you eddie?

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#Monsterdon If I ever grow up I want to work in the factory that makes scientific glassware but out of sugar-glass so they can wreck it in B movies.

Oh hey it's Chekhov's giant Frankenstein-maker machine

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So Dr Bat Krupp? The same one who invented cheap percolators?

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This soundtrack is giving me vibraphone vibes

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@apLundell A Roomba? In this day and age? Localized entirely within that labratory?

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That was a lot of spare tires in the anteroom

Timeline is giving off some hard "when are they gonna get to the fireworks factory" vibes right now #monsterdon

Well, hey, at least there's no way for it to be Chekhov's Robot, so if you were looking for that bingo, sorry, you're out

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Screen right is the switch for the sonic oscillator. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

Ooh and advanced chemistry set to a dynamic camera angle :science:

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when we tell the kids to show not tell, please give them this movie as an example of what not to do

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Could they not give the minion some 'Phantom of the Opera' style mask?
His arm is getting tired

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if theyre going to try to pass off a frankenstein thing as a robot im gonna be so mad
more mad than i already am
im enjoying this movie
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@nev 😆

People, go to your bingo card when you are bored!

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Are we out of flashbacks, now?

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@lysdexic It's the Sharknado of the mid 20th century

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What if after all this build-up, it's just a Roomba?

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I thought that might be a robot lab but it's the Bat lab and I thought the scientists were gonna build the robot?