Someone put too many of this evil doctor's drawings on the fridge when they were a kid...

#Monsterdon

mm, robot with a creamy nougat manflesh center #Monsterdon

Very expressive eyebrows on these dudes' reaction shots, A+ acting, no notes

#Monsterdon

He spent years building his robot.

And he forgot to add *knees*.

#monsterdon

an army? this robot is still trying to walk over to you

#Monsterdon

I don't now how we got here or where we're going with it but ROBOT! And it has HOOMAN HEAD! #Monsterdon

Faugh, this isn't a robot, it's a human in a robot suit. I want my money back.

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look at he clamp hands
excellent robot
hes gonna win battlebots for sure
#Monsterdon

good ol white necktie and black button up, snazzy #Monsterdon

I’ll take wrestling women over the robot any day

#monsterdon
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But the robot is chained to the slab for some reason?

Love the pincer hands ... and the HUMAN HEAD wut

ROBOT #Monsterdon

wait, wait, there's a... it's got a face??? #monsterdon

It's not a robot if you just put a person inside of it!

#monsterdon

he is LYING IN YOUR FACE I CANNOT

"do you know what couldve happened if i hadnt done this thing? something that you can only imagine!"

#Monsterdon

Lead shielding four inches in *width*? That doesn't sound right #monsterdon

You know you're in control when you have to chain your robot down

#monsterdon

there's a GUY in the ROBOT heahhfhawhahhahahahahhahaha #monsterdon

Why is Acid-Face henchman always clutching his coat collar? #Monsterdon

That's the same set of cuts since you did the cut away to Flor! BOOO!

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omg

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So, Orson Welles, aka "Bat", built a robot and it is the jangiest looking robot. The Mummy will definitely win.
#Monsterdon

RONALD REAGAN?!

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#monsterdon so the robot is a costume

EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE
#monsterdon

[every robot in science fiction ever]

"No."

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Ugh, I hate it when the engine light turns on #monsterdon

A human robot doctor is what happens when a first time D&D player gets no guidance on character building

#Monsterdon

Brick oven pizza?#Monsterdon

IT'S LITERALLY THE GUMBY ROBOT #Monsterdon

Bolts and sheet metal are the basic components of a sentient robot #Monsterdon

Did you make that man in just 7 days?

#Monsterdon #RockyHorror

If this works, I'll get their treasure and be rich and thus right

#Monsterdon

That robot must be booting up off of floppy disk.

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@wohali waitwhat tgey're on plates now? #monsterdon

The mad scientist ranting *was* fun, at least

#monsterdon

Oz never gave nothing to the Tin Man

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life to the krupp steel robot #Monsterdon

Stand back everyone!

(everyone is sitting down)

#Monsterdon

look i have to entertain myself somehow. the movie itself isn't cutting it

#monsterdon

EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!!

#daleks

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"I'll be rich."

Literally spent millions building a lab and human robot.

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Where is the thunderstorm coming from
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh, a Frankenrobot. Yay?

so no one is making fun of this man wearing a cape unironically

#Monsterdon

bahahaha the robot man
#TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy #Monsterdon

#monsterdon is that the giant Robot's (shiny) metal ass? Might want to install that before deploying the thing...

“I tortured many animals with PLEASURE!!!”

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It's fecking ROBOCOP!
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Haven't seen the proper evil monologue to drive home just that this is the bad guy yes, for a while

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I cannot BELIEVE there was no musical sting, or even a swell, when we first see the robot, what kind of second rate soundtrack is this

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THE ROBOT!!!!!!!! #monsterdon

so his plan is

1 put a heart in a robot
2 steal from a mummy?
3 profit?

am I following?

#monsterdon

zap zap HONK HONK

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@jsadow

Gotta be his bat-wing cape

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YES YES YES #monsterdon

All of this to just not return the breastplate??

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Mummy vs a Glimpse of an Immobile Robot at minute 51

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I think Popoca sounds like the name of a children's entertainer with his own variety show #monsterdon

That... that's the... omg.. words fail. Is there a giant wind up key on that thing? #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

51 minutes. A robot. Lifeless on a tilted table.

#monsterdon

an enormous "power"

sure doc

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@Violinknitter Back when evil overlords had class and monologuing didn't get you shot

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THE ROBOT #monsterdon

Pinacate looked at Edward with contempt when Krupp asked Edward about his "wife" Flora. The love triangle takes shape.

#Monsterdon

@Aurani Seems like a good choice for some future #Monsterdon event.

ROBOT TIME YEEAAAH
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finally! robot! #monsterdon

WAKE UP ROBOT OH MY GOODNESS

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That…that doesn't really look like a human, doctor

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He is so relatable for an evil guy
(not really)
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MPDG: Muddy-slippers Pixie Dream Girl #monsterdon

...that's the robot huh #Monsterdon

THE ROBOT APPEARED AT 50 MINUTES i got this one spot on y'all

#monsterdon

I'd like to point out that Dr. Almada is played by Ramón Gay, which - if it weren't already taken - could easily be my luchador name. #monsterdon

Isn't torchering animals a sign that you really need to call a psychologist?

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#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

ROBOT!

With blond hair and a tan? #Monsterdon

"Well, I had some cardboard and a bike horn so"

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hey! it's a... it's a """robot"""
#monsterdon

"The mummy with his breastplate and his bracelet too" could be a Belle and Sebastian lyric.

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coffee pumping right into a heart, it’s the #monsterdon apex

Well he's not heartless #monsterdon

why do we all have to wait. like this couldve been done in shifts. i wouldntve come for my shift but thats beside the point

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"That means you ignore all the limits put down by god!"

...Is there a commandment against robots?

Must be one of those Leviticus things. No fish on Sundays, don't wear clothes made from two threads, and don't create androids. #Monsterdon

Heart in a Jar
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the human robot?
Oh, that's a name for sure... but boxy boy would fit it better!
#monsterdon

I am an evil DOCTOR, because In the last 5 years I earned a PhD in Soliloquy. #monsterdon

Bingo!!

#Monsterdon

@sean worse still, it's a J.C. Penney heart.

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Pharmaceutical ad featuring a horrifying skin condition is WAY more interesting than this movie.

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so the robot is a zombie?

#monsterdon

No, that heart lives because you've hooked it up to an aquarium pump

#monsterdon

the heart is fine but do you have a robot or not?

#monsterdon

"... is that a real heart, or is that a Sears heart?"

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The black and white does a lot of heavy lifting in this film. #Monsterdon

like this is a robot that is featured in season 2 of spoongebob squarepants

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Christ if the evil scientist about to break into a flashback. I'm gonna have a stroke. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

OK, he's not just Orson Welles, he's the love child of Orson Welles and Patton Oswald!

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"all those great mysteries"
like what the bloody hell is going on with this movie. #monsterdon