"Crude antiquated robot stalking through graveyard" is a Vibe

not sure exactly what the vibe is, but it sure is one

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Oil can. Oil can.

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Who else thinks Pinacate looks like Leonard Hofstadter?

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#monsterdon 20 on mummy

@paco As iron lungs go, it's surprisingly portable!

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We've got a marimba on the right and a theremin on the left as robot walking music #monsterdon

Robot's gonna say "KISS MY SHINY METAL ASS", isn't it?

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#monsterdon Big Monday energy

that hypnotist aint SHIT that watchman was MINDING HIS BUSINESS

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A new world. An army of robots. Sheep obeying my orders.
So, meet the old tech bro, same as the new tech bros.

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that walk to the car? also old footage again. jfc.

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#monsterdon We must hurry, so lets walk carefully, like we're shopping Sephora.

#Monsterdon like Bender, this robot was hecho en México

I'm unclear as to whether he's stealing the necklace to build robots, or if he's building robots to steal the necklace.

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He's programmed using Nipple-tweak Technology.

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A most graceful robot. #Monsterdon

Oh no there's a human face. My costume had no human face potential.

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Really cheap robot arm and chain 😄#Monsterdon

the robot noises are hurting my recovering headache more than the aztec opera did

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fucken knees cost 70k i wouldnt give him knees either
https://www.kneereplacementcost.com/
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Okay, this is a pretty clever way to manage "human in robot suit"

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he could've just gotten a realdoll #monsterdon

Robot looks like Bender, eh?

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He's got a really contagious smile though #monsterdon

Wait, I thought the Bat as seeking immortality with the Aztec Treasure?

Or was that a different dastardly plan from a different time?

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@signalkilled Aztec Mummy vs. The West Wing #Monsterdon

Eduardo friend looks constipated when he sees the robot walking
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was the mummy asleep this whole time like why are you bothering him again

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#Monsterdon I may have to watch the mst3k version to get my sanity back.

wait why did we need the robot to translate

and doesn't he just have a modern human brain

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@wohali That's your complaint?

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They're really getting their money out of horns and cymbals

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#Monsterdon ("I didn't make him for *you*.")

One man chews the screen in an indulgent dialogue, while the other actors respectfully listen in silence for 10 minutes. Is this a Tarantino film? #Monsterdon

This guy has real Tech Bro energy: once I figure out how to make one, I can make thousands AHAHAHAAH

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@plaidtron3000 Knees? In this economy!? #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

well that's what we call a cyborg then #Monsterdon

Ah, so he needs the treasure to make more robots to...RULE THE WORLD
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Now the plot makes sense. I think

This is gonna finish with TO BE CONTINUED isn't it? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "i have created a man" strong Rocky Horror vibes

@Victorsigmoid that he didn't didn't allready haaavvveee.. 🎶 #Monsterdon

You moved a trashcan 8 feet. #monsterdon

THIS FIGHT SCENE give it an oscar

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booo #Monsterdon

this guy is absolutely the most compelling character of them all #monsterdon

I was 8. My mom and I made the costume together.

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@jonny The original title of the film in Spanish specifies "el robot humano" so that checks out #monsterdon

most convoluted plan ever, " i have made a robot but to make an army of robots i have to steal the aztec treasure" #monsterdon

So you're going to steal the chest plate and it's going to be extra hot. Because of the radiation.

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I am still the champion of right.

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He’s like the first tech bro. #Monsterdon

At least Musk pretended there wasn't a person in the robot suit.
We haven't come very far, have we?

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"im afraid for their lives!"

i dont think you have to be

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#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

Have you ever tried to walk in snowshoes? The best part is that you accidentally step on one snowshoe with the other and then you can't pick up your second foot and then you slowly cartoon fall forward and leave a faceprint in the snow

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🛕 ROBOT VS TRIVIA 🛕

👂 In the final fight scene, guns go off several times, but they are not heard.

don't you know god said "Don't make robots"? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Rookie move. Never show them the autodestrutct button.

This movie is like H.G. Wells on hallucinogens.

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@moira and the john of cleese #Monsterdon

Does anyone ever say, "I want the police, but is isn't urgent. Just, whenever they have a moment, it'd be great if they could come over. Don't bother them if they're busy though. It's nothing, really."

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OMG that robot looks exactly like my old Halloween costume!!

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"Hurry, time is flying!"

Timestamp: 55:30

Yeah. #Monsterdon

Krupp didnt get daylight savings time #Monsterdon

aww is he coming in for a hug

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"Bruno! Hurry up, Bruno! You're always so slow!"

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"Hurry time is flying" it really really isn't. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

So who is going to kill the villain?

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see, I wanted an ancient necklace so naturally I decapitated a guy and put his head in a robot

its all very technical

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RADIUM!?!??!?!

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The incandescent lightbulbs flickering back and forth are a nice touch. Super futuristic.

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...Oh, so THIS is where Man or Astro-Man? got that voice clip from. Huh. #Monsterdon

@mattgriffin was that his heart in that jar?? #monsterdon

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#nobots #Monsterdon

That's not how you're supposed to do a humanoid robot. Close the face plate

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The robot helmet is so the wardrobe dept. could save on hair gel

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This robot's feet are so big he's gonna have snowshoe foot problem

the evil dude looks like he's about to jizz his pants #monsterdon

robot with people face is like the modern antithesis to the ancient egyptian people with animal face
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#monsterdon It's a robot with a juicy inside! And he's up! Now lets see if he can get steel hard for us! Oh yes! Steel hard, all over! Covered in it! Heyyyyyy

#Monsterdon Is the robot going to walk slowly, too?

IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!! #monsterdon

This robot is truly all that we ever needed

(As Henchman clutches his coat collar) #Monsterdon

the great intelligence of man? in _this_ movie?

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NOT A ROBOT. IT'S A CYBORG. #monsterdon

@apLundell Looks like a stormtrooper helmet

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why are its arms like 9 feet long lol #monsterdon

i feel like you really undersold that there’s for some reason a human head right in this robot #monsterdon

@wohali fuckin' tesla-ass "robot" #monsterdon

Oh fucking finally we get the robot, I was literally distracted by shopping for road maps on Rand McNally's website #monsterdon

@SarraceniaWilds I hope there's a third movie where the wrestler babes get to fight the robot #monsterdon

That robot looks awfully human, to me.

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The camera cutting between all of them waiting should definitely be a reaction gif

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We have less than 10 minutes of run time and the thing hasn't even stood UP yet. #monsterdon

did.....anyone ask for the robot?

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okay this scene is great

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that;s no robot...its a cyborg #monsterdon

kinda disappointed this robot doesn't have those classic scrunchy tubing arms

but i guess the plain old human face does make up for it

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