...it's a guy in a robot suit

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He’s like the first tech bro. #Monsterdon

At least Musk pretended there wasn't a person in the robot suit.
We haven't come very far, have we?

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"im afraid for their lives!"

i dont think you have to be

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Have you ever tried to walk in snowshoes? The best part is that you accidentally step on one snowshoe with the other and then you can't pick up your second foot and then you slowly cartoon fall forward and leave a faceprint in the snow

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🛕 ROBOT VS TRIVIA 🛕

👂 In the final fight scene, guns go off several times, but they are not heard.

don't you know god said "Don't make robots"? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Rookie move. Never show them the autodestrutct button.

This movie is like H.G. Wells on hallucinogens.

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@moira and the john of cleese #Monsterdon

I’m… I’m not sure radium works like that? #Monsterdon

Does anyone ever say, "I want the police, but is isn't urgent. Just, whenever they have a moment, it'd be great if they could come over. Don't bother them if they're busy though. It's nothing, really."

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the chief of pleese

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OMG that robot looks exactly like my old Halloween costume!!

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"Hurry, time is flying!"

Timestamp: 55:30

Yeah. #Monsterdon

Krupp didnt get daylight savings time #Monsterdon

aww is he coming in for a hug

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"Bruno! Hurry up, Bruno! You're always so slow!"

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"Hurry time is flying" it really really isn't. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

So who is going to kill the villain?

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Random cut to Flor(a)

Because we couldn't be promised a robot and actually just get a robot, that would be too easy

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(sigh) Electricity and nuclear energy don't work like that

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see, I wanted an ancient necklace so naturally I decapitated a guy and put his head in a robot

its all very technical

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RADIUM!?!??!?!

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The incandescent lightbulbs flickering back and forth are a nice touch. Super futuristic.

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...Oh, so THIS is where Man or Astro-Man? got that voice clip from. Huh. #Monsterdon

@mattgriffin was that his heart in that jar?? #monsterdon

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That's not how you're supposed to do a humanoid robot. Close the face plate

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#nobots #Monsterdon

The robot helmet is so the wardrobe dept. could save on hair gel

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This robot's feet are so big he's gonna have snowshoe foot problem

the evil dude looks like he's about to jizz his pants #monsterdon

robot with people face is like the modern antithesis to the ancient egyptian people with animal face
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#monsterdon It's a robot with a juicy inside! And he's up! Now lets see if he can get steel hard for us! Oh yes! Steel hard, all over! Covered in it! Heyyyyyy

#Monsterdon Is the robot going to walk slowly, too?

IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!! #monsterdon

This robot is truly all that we ever needed

(As Henchman clutches his coat collar) #Monsterdon

the great intelligence of man? in _this_ movie?

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NOT A ROBOT. IT'S A CYBORG. #monsterdon

@apLundell Looks like a stormtrooper helmet

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why are its arms like 9 feet long lol #monsterdon

i feel like you really undersold that there’s for some reason a human head right in this robot #monsterdon

@wohali fuckin' tesla-ass "robot" #monsterdon

Oh fucking finally we get the robot, I was literally distracted by shopping for road maps on Rand McNally's website #monsterdon

@SarraceniaWilds I hope there's a third movie where the wrestler babes get to fight the robot #monsterdon

That robot looks awfully human, to me.

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The camera cutting between all of them waiting should definitely be a reaction gif

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We have less than 10 minutes of run time and the thing hasn't even stood UP yet. #monsterdon

did.....anyone ask for the robot?

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okay this scene is great

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that;s no robot...its a cyborg #monsterdon

kinda disappointed this robot doesn't have those classic scrunchy tubing arms

but i guess the plain old human face does make up for it

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The guys who made Robot Monster probably watched this and thought "And WE got shit for OUR robot?" #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

mm, robot with a creamy nougat manflesh center #Monsterdon

Someone put too many of this evil doctor's drawings on the fridge when they were a kid...

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Very expressive eyebrows on these dudes' reaction shots, A+ acting, no notes

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He spent years building his robot.

And he forgot to add *knees*.

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an army? this robot is still trying to walk over to you

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I don't now how we got here or where we're going with it but ROBOT! And it has HOOMAN HEAD! #Monsterdon

Faugh, this isn't a robot, it's a human in a robot suit. I want my money back.

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look at he clamp hands
excellent robot
hes gonna win battlebots for sure
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good ol white necktie and black button up, snazzy #Monsterdon

I’ll take wrestling women over the robot any day

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But the robot is chained to the slab for some reason?

Love the pincer hands ... and the HUMAN HEAD wut

ROBOT #Monsterdon

wait, wait, there's a... it's got a face??? #monsterdon

It's not a robot if you just put a person inside of it!

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#monsterdon So we're getting this whole-ass mad scientist monologue from Dr. Krupp about how he managed to reanimate a dead human in a robot body; and in the first 45 minutes of the movie we were introduced to a *completely different* mechanism to also defy natural mortality..?

Just throw in a third reason for fun. Random lightning strike, insulted witch, alien technology hopping consciousness between parallel planes of existence. Just totally lean into it. Mortality is a skill issue.

he is LYING IN YOUR FACE I CANNOT

"do you know what couldve happened if i hadnt done this thing? something that you can only imagine!"

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Fully expecting the next movie to feature Warewolves, we've had all the other classic humanoid monsters

Oh dear fuck they put an extra inside that thing, look at the poor fuck stumble around...no dignity....on
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Lead shielding four inches in *width*? That doesn't sound right #monsterdon

You know you're in control when you have to chain your robot down

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there's a GUY in the ROBOT heahhfhawhahhahahahahhahaha #monsterdon

Why is Acid-Face henchman always clutching his coat collar? #Monsterdon

That's the same set of cuts since you did the cut away to Flor! BOOO!

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omg

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So, Orson Welles, aka "Bat", built a robot and it is the jangiest looking robot. The Mummy will definitely win.
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RONALD REAGAN?!

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#monsterdon so the robot is a costume

EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE
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[every robot in science fiction ever]

"No."

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Ugh, I hate it when the engine light turns on #monsterdon

A human robot doctor is what happens when a first time D&D player gets no guidance on character building

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Brick oven pizza?#Monsterdon

IT'S LITERALLY THE GUMBY ROBOT #Monsterdon

Bolts and sheet metal are the basic components of a sentient robot #Monsterdon

Did you make that man in just 7 days?

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If this works, I'll get their treasure and be rich and thus right

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That robot must be booting up off of floppy disk.

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@wohali waitwhat tgey're on plates now? #monsterdon

The mad scientist ranting *was* fun, at least

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Oz never gave nothing to the Tin Man

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life to the krupp steel robot #Monsterdon

Stand back everyone!

(everyone is sitting down)

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look i have to entertain myself somehow. the movie itself isn't cutting it

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EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!!

#daleks

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"I'll be rich."

Literally spent millions building a lab and human robot.

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Where is the thunderstorm coming from
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