The original Tin Man in Wizard of Oz was better than this.
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4 minutes folks

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The best robot you can make out of ducts from the HVAC section of Menard's.

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Does the robot have to make that noise? #monsterdon

the guy playing the bat does excellent eyes. tbh he's the star of this movie for sure

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Radium makes you smoke, right?

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maybe the mummy can teach the robot about love

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They’re trying to figure it out, too. #Monsterdon

what even happened there?

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I like it, Chief go rest those two men. Okay let's ditch the cops and go fight a robot

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#Monsterdon my robot could beat up your dad

#monsterdon stop harassing the ground keeper!

i dont want to see these men i want to see THE FIGHT

#Monsterdon

San & Max check their inventory:

Robot
Human brain
Gold breastplate
Gun
Muddy slippers
Plaid poncho
Hypnosis radio
Cross
Mummy

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#Monsterdon #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy

@jonny I would have been satisfied with "el robot gato" or whatever #monsterdon

Show down between the grounds keeper and the robot!

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they called for backup from the. ops and didn't need them, then the cops just fuck off into the lab while they again go to the graveyard with no backup.

meanwhile the graveyard guard with balls of steel strolls up to the robot with no hesitation #monsterdon

You realize they're gonna have less than a full minute of actual Mummy Versus Robot fighting at this rate. #Monsterdon

can you believe this inspired freddy vs. jason

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@rallias you know it baby

#Monsterdon #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy

The robot looks like he needs a little break after lurching all the way across that cemetery. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

Police not being useless even if ACAB #monsterdon

the robot is giving me anxiety that he's gonna fall over

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Wow might have been faster to load the robot up on a truck don't you think?

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"EDWARD!" -Flora, about a dozen times in this movie

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Kill all huma... I mean mummies! Kill all mummies! #Monsterdon

Now the robot has an endless walking scene aaaaaa #Monsterdon

"The bat has gone to the tomb where the mummy is!"

Wait, I thought the mummy was the bat? I'm confused, who's the bat, then? #Monsterdon

OMFG that cheap floodlight on its forehead!!!!!

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whoa an actual versus happened

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@SarraceniaWilds That face when the knee surgery is tomorrow

(god fucking dammit yaseen)
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i got $20 on the mummy

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@nev it makes me miss Los Espookys :'(

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Wait why did he have to torture animals instead of soldering things to build a robot?

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@jonny It is pretty magnificent. Also the little springy antenna on top. #monsterdon

Why is the robot wandering in the graveyard?
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We need a slow race between the robot, the mummy, and HypnoFlora

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He has a truck!

You know its a cybertruck

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#TheRobotVsTheAxtecMummy
History of Sci-fi....
Anyone remember when "Robot" as a word was brought into language?
It has been less than a decade, right?

i cannot WAIT to see this fight

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Wait up guys, wait up! I'm coming for you but I don't have knees, don't make this harder than it needs to be.
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Nice foley work on punching the guy, haha

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some folks are fighting super fakely but jokes on them, i have no idea how to tell the different characters or their factions apart to begin with

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Pretty sure that robot came free in a box of Cracker Jack. #Monsterdon

The scientists aren't upset, they're just disappointed #Monsterdon

"Crude antiquated robot stalking through graveyard" is a Vibe

not sure exactly what the vibe is, but it sure is one

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Oil can. Oil can.

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Who else thinks Pinacate looks like Leonard Hofstadter?

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#monsterdon 20 on mummy

@paco As iron lungs go, it's surprisingly portable!

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We've got a marimba on the right and a theremin on the left as robot walking music #monsterdon

Robot's gonna say "KISS MY SHINY METAL ASS", isn't it?

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#monsterdon Big Monday energy

that hypnotist aint SHIT that watchman was MINDING HIS BUSINESS

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A new world. An army of robots. Sheep obeying my orders.
So, meet the old tech bro, same as the new tech bros.

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that walk to the car? also old footage again. jfc.

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#monsterdon We must hurry, so lets walk carefully, like we're shopping Sephora.

#Monsterdon like Bender, this robot was hecho en México

I'm unclear as to whether he's stealing the necklace to build robots, or if he's building robots to steal the necklace.

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He's programmed using Nipple-tweak Technology.

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A most graceful robot. #Monsterdon

Oh no there's a human face. My costume had no human face potential.

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#TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy

Really cheap robot arm and chain 😄#Monsterdon

the robot noises are hurting my recovering headache more than the aztec opera did

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fucken knees cost 70k i wouldnt give him knees either
https://www.kneereplacementcost.com/
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Okay, this is a pretty clever way to manage "human in robot suit"

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he could've just gotten a realdoll #monsterdon

Robot looks like Bender, eh?

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OH MY GOD AGAIN WITH THE BREASTPLATE, STOP TRYING TO MAKE BREASTPLATE HAPPEN

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He's got a really contagious smile though #monsterdon

Wait, I thought the Bat as seeking immortality with the Aztec Treasure?

Or was that a different dastardly plan from a different time?

#monsterdon

I mean it's a pretty solid evil plan.

-Defeat the Ancient Aztec mummy

-sell it's cursed treasure

-build an army of humanoid robots take over the world

#Monsterdon

@signalkilled Aztec Mummy vs. The West Wing #Monsterdon

Eduardo friend looks constipated when he sees the robot walking
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was the mummy asleep this whole time like why are you bothering him again

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wait why did we need the robot to translate

and doesn't he just have a modern human brain

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#Monsterdon I may have to watch the mst3k version to get my sanity back.

@wohali That's your complaint?

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They're really getting their money out of horns and cymbals

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#Monsterdon ("I didn't make him for *you*.")

One man chews the screen in an indulgent dialogue, while the other actors respectfully listen in silence for 10 minutes. Is this a Tarantino film? #Monsterdon

This guy has real Tech Bro energy: once I figure out how to make one, I can make thousands AHAHAHAAH

#Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

@plaidtron3000 Knees? In this economy!? #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

Wait, you *still* haven't fully translated the information? I thought that the mummy arrived after that was done?

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well that's what we call a cyborg then #Monsterdon

Ah, so he needs the treasure to make more robots to...RULE THE WORLD
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Now the plot makes sense. I think

This is gonna finish with TO BE CONTINUED isn't it? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "i have created a man" strong Rocky Horror vibes

@Victorsigmoid that he didn't didn't allready haaavvveee.. 🎶 #Monsterdon

You moved a trashcan 8 feet. #monsterdon

THIS FIGHT SCENE give it an oscar

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booo #Monsterdon

this guy is absolutely the most compelling character of them all #monsterdon

I was 8. My mom and I made the costume together.

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@jonny The original title of the film in Spanish specifies "el robot humano" so that checks out #monsterdon

most convoluted plan ever, " i have made a robot but to make an army of robots i have to steal the aztec treasure" #monsterdon

So you're going to steal the chest plate and it's going to be extra hot. Because of the radiation.

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I am still the champion of right.

#Monsterdon