Was it necessary to make the robot constantly beep like it's backing up? I hate it.
Also, were the lack of knees intended to give the mummy a sporting chance?
well, we *did* get a robot fighting an aztec mummy. if only for a few moments.
βtis better to have loved and lost, than never have loved at all
I want glow in the dark nipples.
Finally a Mummy-robot battle!
#monsterdon
Okay let's get this showdown started!
this scene is actually reminding me of the footage of the cops in NYC right now lmao #monsterdon
Now hug and say youβre sorry! #monsterdon
They're gonna hug #monsterdon
Oh well, just some screams and a stream of smoke.
3 minutes remain lmao #monsterdon
Are they going to fight or do some kind of knee-less waltz? #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy
Shredder better pop up and teach these two clowns a thing or two
#monsterdon
oh i FINALLY understand why they just left the treasure on the mummy in the unguarded tomb for 5 years - because removing the goodies is what wakes him up, and that's when you need an atomic human robot to fight him
THAT WAS THE MOVIE IM FIGHTING EVERYONE GOOD NIGHT
Finally the epic battle #monsterdon
Looks like the robot and the mummy are just going to hug out their disagreement.
AND YOU CUT AWAY!?!?
WHAT THE FUCK???? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon π€ :AztecCalendar: π¨βπ¬ πΊοΈ π±
I super hope the robot and the mummy hugggggg
Noooooooo that mean robot put a stink bomb down the shirt of the graveyard keeper, my favorite guy!!
This sounds like prison sex is all Iβm saying. #Monsterdon
Mummy shoulda took out the soft targets first
i know what we must do now
in 2025
legislate against robots having knees
#Monsterdon
someone be ready to catch the robot when he falls over please
she really said okay this is getting embarrassing here's the shit we stole we mad sorry
I love how the super slow and confused robot and the super slow and confused mummy instantly recognize each other as ancient and storied enemies
@CactuarJoe I think The Bat is the nickname of the cartoon supervillain guy who made the robot...?
The robot SPEAKS! This robot is best robot.
there are not enough boobs for the amount of times they say breast in this movie #monsterdon
@Violinknitter Wrestling Women could whip all their asses #monsterdon
The robot only has one control: Violence. The method and intensity of violence is apparently up to it
Mummy arises - will we see a battle with the robot?
why would yall yell like this
This better be good. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy
okay, literally 120 seconds before the end of the movie, here's the big title fight. #monsterdon
Why's the mummy smiling after being woken up so viciously?
#monsterdon HUG
that mummy face has not held up well across all these movies
let's gooo time for the shuffle-off!
@OldRustBucket Oh the suspenders! #iMsorryPleaseDontMakeMeLeave! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #Monsterdon
Ok, graveyard guy did NOT deserve that! #Monsterdon
Mummy sits up, *BONK* mummy sits back down #Monsterdon
and with 3 minutes left in the movie we have confrontation between the mummy and the robot at one mile per hour #monsterdon
#Monsterdon π€ :AztecCalendar: π¨βπ¬ πΊοΈ π±
He literally poked the snoozling mummy to wake him up so he can fight the robot I guess?
why did they cut robot walking down the stairs? #Monsterdon
He sneezed on him! #monsterdon
#Monsterdon ok i *might* actually get a robot-mummy fight out of this film
The human robot is armed with radioactive weapons because of course the human tissues housed within his invention won't be harmed at all by the radium. #Monsterdon
Did the robot put phosphate on the cemetery guy?
#Monsterdon
@wohali@octodon.social That's not very special, the 50s made you smoke.
#Monsterdon #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy
Smokin' #monsterdon
Fireworks? The hell? #Monsterdon
I only just met robot but I would give my life to protect it
honestly, sorry mr cemetery caretaker, but you deserved that one. "oo, there's this weird thing and a couple of guys who beat me senseless the other night, let me see what they're up to, lah-dee-dah" (-_-)
#monsterdon
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I wonder what kind of healthcare plan that watchman has
You know I think the robodude could've done with SOME KNEES? I don't think this Big Plan was really that well thought out TBQH #Monsterdon
The original Tin Man in Wizard of Oz was better than this.
#monsterdon
4 minutes folks
The best robot you can make out of ducts from the HVAC section of Menard's.
Does the robot have to make that noise? #monsterdon
the guy playing the bat does excellent eyes. tbh he's the star of this movie for sure
maybe the mummy can teach the robot about love
Radium makes you smoke, right?
Theyβre trying to figure it out, too. #Monsterdon
what even happened there?
I like it, Chief go rest those two men. Okay let's ditch the cops and go fight a robot
#Monsterdon my robot could beat up your dad
#monsterdon stop harassing the ground keeper!
i dont want to see these men i want to see THE FIGHT
San & Max check their inventory:
Robot
Human brain
Gold breastplate
Gun
Muddy slippers
Plaid poncho
Hypnosis radio
Cross
Mummy
@jonny I would have been satisfied with "el robot gato" or whatever #monsterdon
Show down between the grounds keeper and the robot!
they called for backup from the. ops and didn't need them, then the cops just fuck off into the lab while they again go to the graveyard with no backup.
meanwhile the graveyard guard with balls of steel strolls up to the robot with no hesitation #monsterdon
You realize they're gonna have less than a full minute of actual Mummy Versus Robot fighting at this rate. #Monsterdon
can you believe this inspired freddy vs. jason
@rallias you know it baby
The robot looks like he needs a little break after lurching all the way across that cemetery. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy
Police not being useless even if ACAB #monsterdon
the robot is giving me anxiety that he's gonna fall over
Wow might have been faster to load the robot up on a truck don't you think?
"EDWARD!" -Flora, about a dozen times in this movie
Kill all huma... I mean mummies! Kill all mummies! #Monsterdon
Now the robot has an endless walking scene aaaaaa #Monsterdon
"The bat has gone to the tomb where the mummy is!"
Wait, I thought the mummy was the bat? I'm confused, who's the bat, then? #Monsterdon
OMFG that cheap floodlight on its forehead!!!!!
whoa an actual versus happened
@SarraceniaWilds That face when the knee surgery is tomorrow
(god fucking dammit yaseen)
#monsterdon
i got $20 on the mummy
@nev it makes me miss Los Espookys :'(
Wait why did he have to torture animals instead of soldering things to build a robot?
@jonny It is pretty magnificent. Also the little springy antenna on top. #monsterdon
Why is the robot wandering in the graveyard?
#Monsterdon
We need a slow race between the robot, the mummy, and HypnoFlora
#Monsterdon
#TheRobotVsTheAxtecMummy
History of Sci-fi....
Anyone remember when "Robot" as a word was brought into language?
It has been less than a decade, right?
i cannot WAIT to see this fight
Wait up guys, wait up! I'm coming for you but I don't have knees, don't make this harder than it needs to be.
#Monsterdon
Nice foley work on punching the guy, haha
some folks are fighting super fakely but jokes on them, i have no idea how to tell the different characters or their factions apart to begin with
Pretty sure that robot came free in a box of Cracker Jack. #Monsterdon
The scientists aren't upset, they're just disappointed #Monsterdon