better plan: soak the mummy with an accelerant while it's down and then light it on fire immediately after taking its stuff

(but i'm glad the mummy got to go back to sleep, he wasn't the bad guy here)

#monsterdon

So this whole time Flora could have just said, "Hey baby, calm down, take your stuff and go back to bed, it'll all be fine"

#Monsterdon

CALLED IT #monsterdon

"recommended by Young America Horror Club"
for which i shall never forgive them. #monsterdon

I get the feeling that the writers of the movie might not have known much about radium or nuclear physics

#Monsterdon

Boom over

#Monsterdon

Okay in this take go ham on the empty robot suit

#Monsterdon

Okay, they have at least placated the mummy, but how will it go back when the relevant part of the pyramid was collapsed?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

OH THAT'S the moral of the story! I see, I see.

Wow.

@blogdiva The real translation doesn't help me understand it any better. Is it: "He filled the face with fingers?"

What's that mean?

#Monsterdon

@Taweret he's not heavy! he's my rooobooootttt #Monsterdon

well well #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon This is a Lurchador fight, finally.

This was the longest 65 minutes of my entire life. #Monsterdon

wait the mummy went the wrong way, the mummy has exited the tomb, that's not THE END THE MUMMY IS ON THE LOOSE #monsterdon

So nice of the incidental music to pause for her big speech.

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Why is there a window into inside the robot, so we can see the torso wearing a shirt, thus making it even more clear it's NOT A FUCKING ROBOT AT ALL

#monsterdon

Nooooooo robby #monsterdon

I think we have a winner #monsterdon

hahaha she has no fear

#monsterdon

Robot ripped to scrap metal!!
or scrap cardboard

#Monsterdon

And the mommy's Landing some good hits in the first round but he's taking a couple of beatings too. Now we got action in The Spectator stands

#Monsterdon

the pencil mustache is only working for one of these two gentlemen #Monsterdon

Mummy took him out.
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#monsterdon Alright! Let's get Reeaaaaddy tooooo RUUUUMBLE

Aztec Mummy: Gets out of bed slower than me on a Tuesday morning after a long weekend, groans
Giant Robot: Sways side to side while making neon sign zip-zap-zip-zap noises. It's literally all he can do.

#monsterdon Mummydom?

Who's making popcorn? #monsterdon

Is that a kazoo being used for the fight music?

#monsterdon

the mummy, like, "are you KIDDING me? YOU again!?"
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and them they all died of radiation sickness
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Electrical Attack!⚡️⚡️ #monsterdonbingo #Monsterdon

#monsterdon next time give the robot knees

@starkraving666 yeah, 2:1 ratio is standard? #ChecksNerdNotes #Monsterdon

Really, the joystick controller has like a six foot range #Monsterdon

robot and mummy just trying to hug, but they're both so badly designed that they keep shorting out. #monsterdon

Oh I forgot Flora and Pocoa had a thing in a previous life

#monsterdon

I want to see a good clean fight, no doomsday weapons or disintegrator beams, make it a good fight

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I kinda shipped them

the bat with that weird smile was literally the same one from just outside, amazing

#monsterdon #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy

Robot meets mummy less than five minutes before the end of the movie??? #Monsterdon

This gonna be the best weigh-in

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@blogdiva I translated that in my head very poorly: "He washed the expensive fingers"

;-)

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bro what even #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

Ok I guess it is gonna be a snuggle fight but that robot is tippy

Was it necessary to make the robot constantly beep like it's backing up? I hate it.

Also, were the lack of knees intended to give the mummy a sporting chance?

#monsterdon

well, we *did* get a robot fighting an aztec mummy. if only for a few moments.

’tis better to have loved and lost, than never have loved at all

#Monsterdon

I want glow in the dark nipples.

#monsterdon

Finally a Mummy-robot battle!
#monsterdon

Okay let's get this showdown started!

#Monsterdon

this scene is actually reminding me of the footage of the cops in NYC right now lmao #monsterdon

#monsterdon *energetic slap fight ensues*

Now hug and say you’re sorry! #monsterdon

They're gonna hug #monsterdon

Oh well, just some screams and a stream of smoke.

#monsterdon

3 minutes remain lmao #monsterdon

Are they going to fight or do some kind of knee-less waltz? #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

Shredder better pop up and teach these two clowns a thing or two
#monsterdon

oh i FINALLY understand why they just left the treasure on the mummy in the unguarded tomb for 5 years - because removing the goodies is what wakes him up, and that's when you need an atomic human robot to fight him

#monsterdon

THAT WAS THE MOVIE IM FIGHTING EVERYONE GOOD NIGHT

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Looks like the robot and the mummy are just going to hug out their disagreement.

#Monsterdon

Finally the epic battle #monsterdon

AND YOU CUT AWAY!?!?

WHAT THE FUCK???? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

I super hope the robot and the mummy hugggggg

Noooooooo that mean robot put a stink bomb down the shirt of the graveyard keeper, my favorite guy!!

#Monsterdon

This sounds like prison sex is all I’m saying. #Monsterdon

Mummy shoulda took out the soft targets first

#Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

i know what we must do now
in 2025
legislate against robots having knees
#Monsterdon

someone be ready to catch the robot when he falls over please

#monsterdon

she really said okay this is getting embarrassing here's the shit we stole we mad sorry

#Monsterdon

I love how the super slow and confused robot and the super slow and confused mummy instantly recognize each other as ancient and storied enemies

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I think The Bat is the nickname of the cartoon supervillain guy who made the robot...?

#Monsterdon #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy

The robot SPEAKS! This robot is best robot.

#monsterdon

there are not enough boobs for the amount of times they say breast in this movie #monsterdon

@Violinknitter Wrestling Women could whip all their asses #monsterdon

The robot only has one control: Violence. The method and intensity of violence is apparently up to it

#monsterdon

Mummy arises - will we see a battle with the robot?

#Monsterdon

why would yall yell like this

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This better be good. #Monsterdon #RobotVsAztecMummy

okay, literally 120 seconds before the end of the movie, here's the big title fight. #monsterdon

Why's the mummy smiling after being woken up so viciously?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon HUG

that mummy face has not held up well across all these movies

#monsterdon #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy

let's gooo time for the shuffle-off!

#monsterdon

@OldRustBucket Oh the suspenders! #iMsorryPleaseDontMakeMeLeave! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #Monsterdon

Ok, graveyard guy did NOT deserve that! #Monsterdon

Mummy sits up, *BONK* mummy sits back down #Monsterdon

and with 3 minutes left in the movie we have confrontation between the mummy and the robot at one mile per hour #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤖 :AztecCalendar: 👨‍🔬 🗺️ 😱

He literally poked the snoozling mummy to wake him up so he can fight the robot I guess?

why did they cut robot walking down the stairs? #Monsterdon

He sneezed on him! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ok i *might* actually get a robot-mummy fight out of this film

The human robot is armed with radioactive weapons because of course the human tissues housed within his invention won't be harmed at all by the radium. #Monsterdon

Did the robot put phosphate on the cemetery guy?
#Monsterdon

@wohali@octodon.social That's not very special, the 50s made you smoke.

#Monsterdon #TheRobotVsTheAztecMummy

Smokin' #monsterdon

Fireworks? The hell? #Monsterdon

I only just met robot but I would give my life to protect it

#monsterdon

honestly, sorry mr cemetery caretaker, but you deserved that one. "oo, there's this weird thing and a couple of guys who beat me senseless the other night, let me see what they're up to, lah-dee-dah" (-_-)
#monsterdon

I wonder what kind of healthcare plan that watchman has

#monsterdon

You know I think the robodude could've done with SOME KNEES? I don't think this Big Plan was really that well thought out TBQH #Monsterdon