Confetti (and in particular, glitter) is perhaps the worst weapon of all.

#Monsterdon

Scarabus, Scarabus, will you light a small canon?

#monsterdon

Sad trombones

#monsterdon

i don't think much of this movie's adherence to canon

#monsterdon #TheRaven1963

All the best fights are fought sitting down.
#monsterdon

Is musical racism on the bingo cards

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon ok this duel is good

BAT

#monsterdon

George Lucas shamelessly ripping off Roger Corman.

#monsterdon

I hate to make the reference, but Lorre would make a better rat than Peter Pettigrew

#monsterdon

A duel while seated in stylish chairs, you love to see it

#monsterdon

"...we will finger bang to the death!"

#Monsterdon #TheRaven

@jgamble #monsterdon

To be fair, the script is just: "Improvise"

Jedi vs Sith! So this is where Lucas stole it from! #Monsterdon

dudes are always proposing a duel to the death #monsterdon

Very well then... I choose you to perish

#Monsterdon

@Configures It looked like she was fashioning it into pigtails and taunting her over it.

#Monsterdon

oooh! force lightning!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

One hour review:

I feel you could take the script or transcript of this movie and with better pacing and directing you could have a good movie.

Lasers were invented just for this movie.

Now you know.

#monsterdon #theraven

loving the wizard fingers battle

#Monsterdon

mm, the Battle of the Laser Beams. one of history's greats.

#monsterdon

Don't cross the beams!
#monsterdon

thankfully, Jack got better at acting.

#monsterdon

@SordidAmok They didn't see eye to eye? (That'd be Peter's fault?) #Monsterdon

I need to turn that "hand manipulations" scene into a lesbian meme

#monsterdon

@ramsey She was straightening it out so it's not all tangled in the stocks. Lenore's not a MONSTER, after all! #Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Beware the smokey poker!

#Monsterdon #TheRaven

Why did they put her in a pillory? That's so weird.

#Monsterdon

c'mon baby

do the smokey poker

#monsterdon #TheRaven1963

...wouldn't Lenore have an investment in what happens to Estelle?

Harsh.

#monsterdon

STONKS

#monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Yes, Lorre, you are a disgraceful failure

#monsterdon

With 15 minutes left in this, one starts to wonder if the real curse is having to watch this. At this point, even the raven’s rooting for the end credits. #Monsterdon

this is how she becomes the harlequin

#monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Oop, Bedlo's a bird again. Exit Dr. Birdlo.

#monsterdon

Gotta make sure Estelle's hair doesn't get messed up for her public humiliation

#Monsterdon

@SecularJeffrey No, just a talented bird (raven).
#Monsterdon

To anyone truly resentful this was the pick for the week, my deep apologies for having voted for it.

But it's so much better/worse than I remember!!!

And Jack!

#monsterdon

Oh come on, just turn him back into a raven already

YESSSS!!!
#Monsterdon

@SecularJeffrey Nah it's the one with the birds

er... one bird

or if you go by screen time, about a tenth of a bird

#Monsterdon

Bad time to try the ‘I’ll watch the movie instead of reading the book” trick

#Monsterdon

The rugs really tie the corridor together. #Monsterdon

this woman's off her rocker, she left the chance to hang out in brocade all day and drink wine in a library with Vincent Price, in favor of Temu Pope?

#monsterdon

Apparently we're not going to discuss where Lenore got "someone else" to occupy the casket.

#Monsterdon

“I, too, have failed at the task of living” —Vincent Price #monsterdon

"I have failed at the task of living"

I'm taking that one

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon She probably left him because of his stupid hat.

"I too have failed at the task of living."

As is tradition, every B-movie has one great line in it.

#Monsterdon

Life Lessons from The Magicians

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@kcarr2015 If he paid more than $5 for that painting it was too much #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Well, if that was actually Lenore, I would have a 3-way bingo, but she's just an imposter.

Lenore doesn't look anything like her painting.

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

yes, dr. venture, er, dr. craven, you're a sad shell of a man

#monsterdon #TheRaven1963

You're addicted to opiates, you fool

#Monsterdon

WTF! The guy who said "there's nothing to be afraid of" was lying his ass off! #monsterdon

PREPARE THE FLAMING GARGOYLES

Flaming Gargoyles would be a pretty good band name.

#monsterdon

None of this should have happened in a world where one dude can turn anyone into stone

(Or raspberry jam... raspberry jam is always better)

#Monsterdon

watch out! they let roger corman learn about rotoscoping #monsterdon

@moira You're watching european soccer? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I can't get the grinch out of my head…

"You will receive your just reward."

"Ooh, shish kebab!"

#monsterdon

If he could tie up Bedlo with a gesture why not gag him too? #monsterdon

“I know I’m a disgrace.”

“I had a much stronger word in mind.”

Go ahead, Jack. Say it. Say the stronger word.

#Monsterdon

Freeze frame Vincent Price was kind of cool.
#Monsterdon

lightly draped in rope, oh no!

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my socks! I can't move my socks!

#monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Turning into a cartoon
#monsterdon

Oh no, she turned into a person out of that A-ha music video!

#monsterdon

"Not Without My Father", Tuesdays on TBS #monsterdon

#monsterdon COME! ALL OVER THE PLACE! Watch your step! ;)

Surviving 3 hawk attacks on a single trip suggests that you've gotten down being a raven...

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Bingo! I was rooting for a bird attack but it looks like that won't be happening, the bird was just a wiseguy #monsterdon

Poor Jack. He's trying to get out of this film, but those two keep dragging him back into the fray. #Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Lenore asked very excitedly about the torture.

#Monsterdon

@randy_s You mean other than rolling over in his grave that so many of us thought this was a good representation of his work to watch?

I was going to put in a joke in bad taste about about his personal life here, but I'll just quote to the wikipedia page about his wife

"Virginia Eliza Poe (née Clemm; August 15, 1822 – January 30, 1847) was the wife of the American writer Edgar Allan Poe. The couple were first cousins and publicly married when Virginia Clemm was 13 and Poe was 27. Biographers disagree as to the nature of the couple's relationship."

#Monsterdon

He's cravin' something, but it's not Erasmus.

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Oh wait the whole beef is that VP is a scab sorcerer. This movie is about trade union protectionism

#Monsterdon

oh, I thought he was going to say "his daughter"

#monsterdon

"it's not craven i want it's his magic" you mean like his dinky finger laser??

#monsterdon

Meanwhile, Dr. Craven is just chilling out, asleep through this whole situation.

#Monsterdon

The Raven is a freaking TRAITOR?!?!? #Monsterdon

Don't just sneak, mince about

#Monsterdon

@JoeWynne you had me at sexy, 1963 Time magazine #Monsterdon

Just stop it with the shitty editing special effect, it doesn't work

#Monsterdon

Dr. Bedlo lives! A cunning concealment to make Scarabus think him dead so Bedlo could... can... act without endangering others..? Truthfully they kind of glossed over the "why" of the matter just then to give Bedlo several more chances to halfheartedly berate his son Rexford.

#monsterdon

Papa Lorre survived the en-jam-ination!

#monsterdon

I want to cosplay as Rexford Belo at #DragonCon.

#Monsterdon

incredible that this is just. jack nicholson #monsterdon

@combatwombat The cast is tailor-made for #monsterdon

@combatwombat She's #Monsterdon royalty!

Very 14th Century haircut on young Jack there....

#Monsterdon

“What are you doing in a lady’s room?”

“Father, that’s beside the point.”

“I decide what’s beside the point!”

#Monsterdon

ah fuck he's not dead
#monsterdon

Oh yeah - his wife is dead. Hahahaha!

#monsterdon

ah, this is an attempt at more plot, got it.

#monsterdon

@thatdawnperson @Taweret Scarred.me for life. #monsterdon

Lenore's perfectly hat-shaped hair under the hat though #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

You're defending yourself, you coward!!
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