Can we join you, lady, when you go? #Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Caskets? In my house? #Monsterdon

Dude. At this point you should know that opening doors never leads to anything good.
#monsterdon

"I'm always fascinating with your utter lack of scruple."

"Yeah, I could never pronounce that word."

#monsterdon

"I was afraid you'd scream."

"You were right."
#monsterdon

Secret passage!

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

If I ever find myself at a Christmas dinner with these dudes I'm NOT having the cranberries #Monsterdon

Has anyone done the Erasmus be draggin' gag yet? #Monsterdon #TheRaven

@allanb They'll get carbon monoxide poisoning (only in Britan) #DeadJokeCountTwo #Monsterdon

Bedlo shot first!

#Monsterdon

Exit Peter Lorre :( #Monsterdon

So the painting got Lenore's eyes right.

#Monsterdon

Lenore looks sane.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "I've come to talk to you about your carriage's extended warranty"

Lenore? No the quoth the Raven...

#Monsterdon
#TheRaven

that look she's making! bahahha.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I wonder what any ravens are doing?

@Violinknitter Good point!
#monsterdon

@ottaross He wasn't obliterated... he was turned into raspberry jam.

I was expecting someone to propose toast for an evening snack...

#monsterdon

Nicholson really isn't very good in this, he has very unexpressive dialog

#monsterdon

All these people with their erudite subtle transatlantic accents, and here's Jack sounding like he just got off a ferry from fuckin' New Jersey.

#monsterdon #theraven

Wow, like did Jack Nicholson hire a really good acting coach at some point after this film, because, ugh.

#Monsterdon

So, he's dead then?

#monsterdon

"The door is locked and we are trapped in your bedroom."

"What shall we do?"

"I was hoping I might see some twins of evil?"

#monsterdon

#monsterdon This film is an exciting glimpse into a time back before Jack Nicholson learned to act.

@Cherizilla

Oh! He might be a rake!!

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

@Cherizilla

Out the window, and into . a storm over a cliff?

#Monsterdon
#TheRaven

@Cherizilla Go out on the ledge into the storm, of course!

#Monsterdon

If only he had something to break down doors. Like an axe, for example.

#Monsterdon

It's like Alexander Courage wrote the scores for some Scooby Doo cartoons and they just kinda stuck 'em in this #Monsterdon it's amazing!

Furtive gestures? What is this guy, a cop? #Monsterdon

Apparently the son IS Jack Nicholson. #monsterdon

Cave canem!
Ok so you just have to say random latin phrases

#monsterdon #TheRaven #TheRaven1963

Not the jam! ⚡

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Wait. Is that son Jack Nicholson?

#Monsterdon

Only one man would DARE give me the raspberry!

LONE STAR!
#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Did Loree just get jammed? Is that it for that character? #Monsterdon #TheRaven

#monsterdon Now I've got Peter Lorre on my Persian rug!

Yes, keep your room door locked, Estelle. THAT will keep out a magician.

#Monsterdon

I keep thinking how many snacks and tiny dangerous weapons Estelle could be hiding in her hat and dress

#Monsterdon #TheRaven

oh hey, we've got the raspberry jam jokes

#monsterdon

Doctor Scarabus, don’t act like you didn’t have anything to do with the mysterious lightning strike that turned Dr. Bedlo into raspberry jam.

#Monsterdon

Now everyone is breathing-in Lorre vapors
#monsterdon

Now he's got a limp wand, thanks to the dirty old man

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Well-timed lightning. Never a good sign!

Is he gonna stop griping about his damned equipment finally? #monsterdon

Egads! Was Dr. Bedlo just jellied!?

#monsterdon

I don't sit through commercials. I just won't want things with commercials...but this one's worth it...

...as I fall farther behind.

#monsterdon

Quothe the raven, "I am gore."

#Monsterdon

i regret to inform you: this magician absolutely does not know latin #monsterdon

"Are we still talking about THAT?" #Monsterdon #TheRaven

#monsterdon only one man is brave enough to give me the raspberry

he's so goopy!

#monsterdon #TheRaven1963

“Oh, dear. Raspberry jam!”

WTF is going on?!

#Monsterdon

lmao his magic words: "Carthago est delenda" (Carthage must be destroyed), "cave canem" (beware of dog)

#Monsterdon

@cd0 writer's barely disguised fetish again, I see

#Monsterdon

vincent price plays such a nice guy in this movie. i would have slapped this ex-raven's silly hat directly off his head and then chucked him in the nearest moat by now.

#monsterdon

"Be easy on him. This part is always reminiscent of Carrot Top."

#Monsterdon

*Brings out a clockwork atom bomb

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Surely THIS will prove that I am the ultimate magician!

Tonight's #Monsterdon brings about the same energy as a Venture Brothers story arc.

Vulcan magic!

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

We *were* mortal enemies. But the makeup-sex was amaaaazing. #monsterdon

They make pills for that, sir.

#monsterdon #theraven

#monsterdon I do like that his so important "Magic Equipment" is a standard stage magicians' wand.

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

💸 Low Budget Film School 🐦‍⬛

Don't fuss over special situations in the screenplay.

Like The Raven screenwriter Richard Matheson, who faked Latin incantations with well-known phrases like "I came, I saw, I conquered," "Beware of the dog," and "If you want peace, prepare for war."

#TheRaven1963

Dad, you know how you are when you're drunk

#monsterdon

IT'S A WIZARD OFF!

#Monsterdon

grabbing case Ah, now! Now we shall see who is the master!

clubs Karloff to death with the case

#monsterdon

As a method actor, Peter Lorre got absolutely fucking wasted before filming this scene. A master of the craft

#monsterdon

I feel bad about criticizing a film for having too much dialogue after recently criticizing one for having too little #monsterdon

Hand manipulations? Magic by gesture? Are they really talking about magic right now?
#Monsterdon

That set of stairs is not up to code … no hand rail
#Monsterdon
#TheRaven

He's not gonna let it go guys. #monsterdon

You know, Jack Nicholosn and Borris Karloff were in another movie in 1963. The Terror, though that one was not a comedy. #Monsterdon

This whole thing is like Walt Disney's Edgar Allan Poe: in Technicolor™︎

#Monsterdon

Miraculous hand manipulations. 😏

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

you too, are a handsy man

no

wait...

#monsterdon

@paco
Is that a verb now? I like it!

@tuckerm @moira

#Monsterdon 🐦‍⬛ #TheRaven1963

Look, by my "miraculous hand manipulations" do you mean that thing I do with a pencil, or with a quarter?

#monsterdon

Nice entrance hall!

#Monsterdon

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"the gift of magic by gesture"

needs more raven #monsterdon

Karloff looks like the Pope

#monsterdon

yes, i too would like to hear about vincent price's miraculous hand manipulations.

#monsterdon

@otheorange_tag @_L1vY_ quoth Tinky-Winky, "nbhehemohe"

#Monsterdon

The Bad Hats convention.

#monsterdon #theraven1963

does the fact that one of the guys was a raven at one point have anything to do with anything #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe one can only hope.

#monsterdon

Peter Lorre is about to fuck up a big ol' turkey leg, I hope

#monsterdon

Peter Lorre looks so wronged

I can’t decide if it’s acting or he just doesn’t want to be on set
#Monsterdon

Most of the budget of this film was hats #Monsterdon

@Canageek Gravitas wasn't invented until 1973

#Monsterdon

..it was a graveyard smash

#Monsterdon

Karloff looks shorter than I remembered

#monsterdon

I think they just made this movie as an excuse for old friends to get together for dinner.

#Monsterdon

I have a bingo! Finally! #Monsterdon

If I could conjure food out of nothing with a wave of my hand I would do nothing else ever

#Monsterdon

We have a second female character! Is there a chance for a Bechdel pass?!?!?!

(no)

#Monsterdon