No one will be seated in the infamous hilarious hat testing scene from The Raven!
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Doctor Scarabus needs some WD-40 on his hinges.

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That wasn't a very well drawn bridge

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"There it is. A painting of a castle!"

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Was Enter the Gladiators copyrighted in the 60s?

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that's too bad, the other matte shots were pretty good

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I don't remember anyone saying DIABOLIC MIND CONTROL. Except for that once where he said DIABOLIC MIND CONTROL. #monsterdon

There wolf! There... castle!

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A little taste of Jack Nicholson's "The Shining" character.

"Heeere's Johnny!"

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This music is not matched well. We have circus music paired with diabolical horse driver scaring everyone.
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The soundtrack is making sure we don't believe they're taking this seriously #monsterdon

HEERREEE''S JOHNNY!!1

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"Don't you think you'd better go a little slower?"

That's what SHE said! #monsterdon

Please smash Nichelson's face

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lol, Jack disassociating while a woman talks .

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Day for night. Drink!

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day for night

never works

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We have BAD DAY FOR NIGHT!

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This movie feels like it's being ad-libbed in real time.
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“HERRRRRREEEE’S JOHNNY!”

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Erasmus disarms and overpowers the maniacal Grimes with bright green midair finger painting!

Grimes seems now to be restored to old self, his fit of blind murderous rage now dispelled.

Enter Rexford, Dr. Bedlo's son! The family resemblance is weak, but no weaker than between Erasmus and Estelle.

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@allanb Satan called, he wants nothing to do with this! #Monsterdon

This is the kind of movie where a guy's dad's corpse reanimates and they're just like "huh crazy" and close the coffin and it is never mentioned again
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Alright, I'll say it.

I want Vincent Price's hat. It would look fantastic in this Owlbear.

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this axe fight is ridiculous. OLE! #monsterdon

I think the people who made this #Monsterdon were victims of some sort of diabolic mind control but I'm here for it anyways

Not the only woman to scream at the sight of Jack coming through a wooden door

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There was an MTV spot that a clip from M with Lorre running. He had the MTV logo on his back

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if aged horror movie actors playing beefing wizards isn't your jam, I don't know what to tell you

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Vincent Price shooting lasers, so it's now Star Trek? #monsterdon #TheRaven #TheRaven1963

Storming No 10 tomorrow with my Vincent Price Laser Finger, the New World will be born!

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*pew * pew*

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#Monsterdon Pretty sure it’s Renaissance Italy in Victorian England
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DIABOLIC MIND CONTROL

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According to the soundtrack we are in a circus now

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"she can't help us"
she did more than you in that last fight, bro, let's not hear anything further from you.

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The banter between these two XD XD XD

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DIABOLIC MIND CONTROL!

Vincent. Dude. You can make that sound a _lot_ more diabolical.

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Remember when this had anything vaguely to do with a poem?

We were so young back then...

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That's so Craven.

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Set fingers to stun!

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I need to read The Raven again, a lot I don't remember at all
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You just have your wife's corpse in a little room right beside your study? o.0

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Vincent is simply an at home hobbyist wizard.
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pew pew pew

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Lasers! Pew pew!
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What? Lazer finger? In this economy?
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Finger lasers. #monsterdon

why is any of this?

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#monsterdon fingerguns

@Lazarou

We've got Peter Lorre as the Raven, perhaps the Giant is the Parrot?

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oh wow he cast magic missile?

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Peter Lorre would have made a good Rincewind.

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Never have I seen such unconvincing axe wielding

A-plus evocation of bull fighting music by the composer, though
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Lol what, is this a slasher movie now

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Yeah, that cloak will subdue the Giant...

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Thanks, @Cherizilla

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10 minute long dress-up party #monsterdon #theraven

Throw a cloak over him and he's out like a bird? #monsterdon

Imagine if this had a completely different soundtrack that gave it a more serious and menacing tone.

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That's a fight scene
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Let me axe you something

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He's not very good at this axe thing

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#Monsterdon Ok, Vincent doing slapstick is the best.

Beware the hair!

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TRIVIA: Peter Lorre was hired to play the raven only after the original raven flew into a freshly cleaned window at the Chateau Marmont

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Bonk count: 4

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@Taweret you know how much a script writer costs!!!!
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LOVE Estelle’s gown!!!! #Monsterdon

That's it, next time I see some shit at work I will just quote Vincent Price "THIS PROFANATION SHALL BE ENDED"

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I definitely should have dropped out of 1.5x speed by now but that fight scene sped up was peak Toons 😂

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I don't want to be choked to death by a cap, I want to be choked to death by a

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Are they going to do each other's hair and nails next? #Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

wizard robe unboxing grwm ASMR #monsterdon

Gotta CAREFULLY fold the velvet draperies before opening that coffin!

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#Monsterdon It's Libarace's rag closet.

Not gonna lie, I feel kinda silly trying to crack jokes at this; this movie is funny enough on its own

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this Lorre needs a jacket scene just keeps going

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You know, it doesn't do for an adaptation to be *too* faithful to the source material. Sometimes you have to have a little fun

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This dude goes on about his equipment more than a frat-boy. #monsterdon

Lol at Lorre casually tossing the carefully folded cloth.

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@Newpa_Hasai Record for fastest bingo?

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Does Kronk only have a bit part in this nonsense? What a waste, he's so good in Emperor's New Groove

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so hes human again so it seems like we should be done

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So, does Vincent just, like, routinely open all the coffins in his house just to check on his family?

And why does he keep them in separate rooms??? #Monsterdon

He threw the cloth! Hahaha!

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I see they hired one of the incidental music composers from Star Trek (The Original Series) for this film

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I feel like this house has a higher than average number of coffins #Monsterdon

hey, buddy, my dead wife's eyes are up here #monsterdon

I suspect Peter Lorre was drinking the wine for real during the filming of this #Monsterdon

"i keep her here"

"where else?"

🤣 he DOES have a lot of coffins

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@MatthewTitus88 They’ve got Lorre on a step, while Price is leaning down just a little in each close-up scene.

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Should your dead relatives be so easily accessed?

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"My rotted visage is up here, asshole"

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A Wife In Two Places

Wife Cloning?

MAGICIAN TRICKS?!

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(slaps the roof of the coffin)

"This bad boy can fit so many lost Lenores"

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So, the message has to be important if your old man comes back from the dead to tell ya. #monsterdon

#monsterdon folding the cover carefully together, then Lorre just tossed it aside :)

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I think that the gathered shoulders of Price's silver brocade doublet are underappreciated

BEWARE!! Beware of the extremely slow-moving grab of your collar!!

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