Should your dead relatives be so easily accessed?

#Monsterdon

"My rotted visage is up here, asshole"

#monsterdon #TheRaven1963

A Wife In Two Places

Wife Cloning?

MAGICIAN TRICKS?!

#monsterdon

So, the message has to be important if your old man comes back from the dead to tell ya. #monsterdon

#monsterdon folding the cover carefully together, then Lorre just tossed it aside :)

#Monsterdon 🐦‍⬛ 🕸️ 🏰 😱

I think that the gathered shoulders of Price's silver brocade doublet are underappreciated

BEWARE!! Beware of the extremely slow-moving grab of your collar!!

#Monsterdon

So does that mean his father is only "mostly dead"?

#Monsterdon #TheRaven

Dr Scarabus has been slipping it to Lenore?!

#Monsterdon

This movie is so quotable #monsterdon #TheRaven #TheRaven1963

MAGICIAN FIGHT

MAGICIAN FIGHT!!

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Peter Lorrie
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What year is this supposed to be?

"I saw her there, this evening ..."

Time to check the coffin!

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Price was 6'4", Lorre 5'3". #monsterdon

@trixter such a party killer #Monsterdon

youre really wasting Price if you're not making him the bad guy

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milk spit lol
#Monsterdon #TheRaven

A corpse telling you to beware seems like really bad vibes.

#monsterdon #TheRaven

Nothin' like a good old-fashioned drunken spellfight!

#Monsterdon

the less raven he gets the less i like him. this is just like beauty and the beast

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Roderick C Raven?

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My husband beat me at bingo! 😅

"oh come _on_ gramps I just wanted to cut your hair" #monsterdon

The corpse is trying to tell him to not sign a contract with Rodger Corman.

#monsterdon #theraven1963

"If I was sober, which I admit is not often…"

- The Owlbear, 7 years ago.

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

whoops, looks like papa minds after all.

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That is one heckin’ well preserved corpse

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Lugosi fell on hard times, and did some bad movies, but he didn't do this

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Would dead man's toupee work? #Monsterdon #TheRaven

"...we only have one Iron Maid .... en"

#Monsterdon #TheRaven

Vincent taking his physical comedy cues from the bird! 🖤

#Monsterdon #TheRaven #VincentPrice

#Monsterdon Good lord they're professors arguing.

@diazona

If you get the evaporated bat's blood that's made in Mexico for export to the USA, they use real cane sugar!

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He was known as Grand Master Flash

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@bunnyhero Damned if you do, damned if you don't. #monsterdon

It's Peter Lorre! #monsterdon

@shaunduke will be delighted

this is SOME BACKSTORY

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bros, stop talking about “grand masters” and “mastership” #monsterdon

Vincent is reading all of his lines like he's lying his ass off and I love it

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"He only used his hands?"

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Van Dyke would've danced with cartoon penguins and banged Julie Andrews by now

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…and the sound track is trying desperately to convey humour.

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He has a basement jail, as one does.

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#monsterdon Is it too late to vote for a different film this week?

i'm watching on tubi tonight because the youtube version i was going to watch had bad audio. so i've got ads this time

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So, we're going full horror comedy with three of horror's greatest hams.

This is awesome!

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

EAP rolling in his grave every time this movie is run, this script is pure sorcery.

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This film is even wackier than I remember. I first saw it when I was a pre-teen and loved it but.... i'm a bit embarrassed about that now 😅

#monsterdon

enter the convenient family crypt.

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Wacky hijinx music to a story (vaguely) based on The Raven is certainly a _choice_.

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I miss Vincent acting across from the bird. Can we have the Raven back? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Vincent Price and Peter Lorre just had fun doing this didn't they

Go to LIDL and get more dead man's hair!

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Family crypts are so convenient.
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Spoil the dead? At night? That's a daytime activity!
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dead man's hair? so if we kill peter lorre, he's still got some hair, technically...

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I'm only a dozen minutes in and this is already got a gently bonkers vibe, no notes, I love it!

#Monsterdon #TheRaven #VincentPrice

Peter Lorre does NOT like his outfit! #monsterdon

@blogdiva it looks soooo uncomfortable #monsterdon

M!

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#monsterdon I wil say this, the bird acting in this is actually pretty impressive andGAH PETER LORRE

#Monsterdon That's one demanding bird. I'd just turn him back into a bird.

@dbendit (thinking of all those ass cracks) #Monsterdon #MagicTheGathering

Ah Jeezus! It's Lorre

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@Newpa_Hasai oh yes, that's how doctorates were invented

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ENTER

HARVEY BIRDMAN

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It's been a great weekend of films at the watch parties. That all ends at #mondayactionmovie tomorrow, but in a fun way....#monsterdon

Vincent are you a wizard?
Or merely a painter of light.
#Monsterdon #TheRaven

Peter Lorre!
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It's Peter Lorre!

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okay I _did_ think the raven was gonna take a bath in it.

it would be less unnerving than the swallowing noises.

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#monsterdon I also have trouble remembering the names of furries I meet at conventions

Those eyeballs look pretty fresh for 20 years old or more. #monsterdon

What happened at the sorcerer's convention STAYS at the sorcerer's convention

#Monsterdon #TheRaven

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🐦‍⬛TRIVIA EVERMORE 🐦‍⬛

All that anyone needs to imitate me is two soft-boiled eggs and a bedroom voice.
- Peter Lorre

#TheRaven1963

#monsterdon I wonder how much of this set it let over from the other Cormen/Price/Poe films.

Of course when you have access to Vincent Price you want to get as much footage of him opening boxes and reacting to their contents as possible. #monsterdon

He's not a necromancer; this is all his dad's stuff. He's a nepo necromancer
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How do you make a film with a scary soundtrack but cartoonishly goofy voices?

Oh wait, now the soundtrack is acting goofy, too.

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Not Vincent's best cooking segment, unfortunately #Monsterdon

wood cowbell is a nice touch
along with xylophone and tuba
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Black Smoke, guess we don't have a new pope yet. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Wow, this voice and tone was quite a choice.

I always whisk my potions. It's the only way to get the consistency just right. #Monsterdon

EYEBALLS!!!

Y’all, the Raven from HOGFATHER (Terry Pratchett) would be *all* about those eyeballs!

#Monsterdon

well, the eyes are oddly fresh for being boxed up for 20+ years.

#monsterdon #theraven

I would be like, follow me Mr. Raven, all the ingredients you mention are right here in this crypt in the cellar…

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listen, if he's anything like the other raven, that box full of eyeballs is exactly what he wants.

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Those eyes!
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Thelonious Monk has a great tune called Eronel.

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Entrails of troubled.... horse

OK, this film doesn't need any riffing.

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Weird that he has a new world tarantula in...where does this take place again? #Monsterdon

That's a Brachypelma hamorii!

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#monsterdon point of order: who the FUCK was that skeleton?

Me wandering down to my sewing room, raven on my shoulder, covered in too much brocade, wondering when I should take care of this moustache....

#Monsterdon #TheRaven

Honestly I can't believe Vincent Price *wouldn't* have things like dried bats blood or rabbit lard kicking around #Monsterdon

Worried about what they did to the raven so it keeps its beak open
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CAW CAW BANG FUCK I'M DEAD

#monsterdon #theraven

@dbendit "No, we don't keep those things in our house! We're vegetarian!" #Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

"We don't have bats here, we're vegetarian!"

#Monsterdon