The soundtrack’s getting climactic. They’re still not so serious though #monsterdon

FING! ER! SEX!

FING! ER! SEX!

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@MatthewTitus88 half a liberty cap would help viewing lol

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Puppies!

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Yeah, that umbrella's gay enough for Vincent Price. #Monsterdon

Surprised the villain didn't drop a 10 ton monty python weight on the puppies. #monsterdon

The film is showing and not telling and yet I'm not that much more satisfied #monsterdon

Vincent is going to win, of course, because he knows to use the power of WIMSY

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PUPPIES!!!!!

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lolol that sound when he got impaled, it was so... cute?
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FINALLY we get to casting Fireball. He's just been wasting spell slots this whole time. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Vincent just laid as many eggs as this movie..

@Tengu Yes, in a low-budget-slow-british-B-movie-from-the-50s way. Devil Girl has become #monsterdon muse and queen after we watched it in January. It’s free on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/497643/devil-girl-from-mars
Watch along with the mastodon posts: https://monsterdon-replay.gerlach.dev/devil-girl-from-mars

Doctor Scarabus, you’re setting your own things on fire. Don’t you realize that?

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Very realistic bat #monsterdon #theraven

This is like watching a Pokemon game. I assume. #monsterdon

Should have shat on him from up there

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what next, gonna give the old guy a weggie?

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We're gonna fight! Quick, get some chairs!

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Aww, he's full of my cat's cat litter.

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I would play in this campaign.

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This is a movie of learned doctors.

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A DEWEL to THE DEATHHH #monsterdon #theraven

@ohiofi It has horse face? (I may be way behind in comments) #Monsterdon

Did Erasmus just bitch-slap the people who sat out the election and ushered in Trump2.0?

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Can you imagine this in the theater?
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did... did vincent price lay those eggs himself #monsterdon

I cannot get over how chaotic the musical choices are in this movie #monsterdon

Erasmus's Noclip Curse #Monsterdon

Erasmus and Scarabus take turns gesturing at each other while various animated enchanter attacks flick back and forth between them. Scarabus brings out a whole-ass cannon. This scene started out like a cartoon; if it ends like the Daffy / Donald piano fight in the Ink & Paint Club in Who Framed Roger Rabbit I will be absolutely beside myself with glee.

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Doggy!

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All marriages are unhappy! Hahahha!

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WHY ARE THERE CHERUB HEADS ON THE ARMS OF HIS CHAIR????? #Monsterdon

This is just like the Merlin v. Madam Mim fight. Except bad

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Man. I know I haven't played in a while, but Planeswalker duels are a *lot* different than i remember. #Monsterdon

It would have been so much better if that cannonball thing had ended in a game of Pong…

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#Monsterdon aw look at the lil heck hounds!

LOL
Great effect, ,they almost line up with their fingers.
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#Monsterdon 🐦‍⬛ 🕸️ 🏰 😱

oh no not scary pictures of gargoyles in colored gels!

confettied, a fate worse than death

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not enough wizards settling things the old fashioned way these days #monsterdon

I saw a similar duel between Bugs Bunny and Yosemite Sam

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@otheorange_tag ...but I miss the Wrestling Women

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The rivalry becomes a conspiracy. I definitely did not have that on my bingo card.

World's most boring sorcerer duels world's other most boring sorcerer, everyone suffers

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Go go finger lasers!
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See my head-canon is that the reason the magically-evoked animals look so fake is because, being magical, they are meant to be fake....

It helps... a little.

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Aaaaand now they're throwing cartoons back and forth at each other. #monsterdon

Laser showdown at the ol' castle

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So the vaunted duel is turning things into stuff. Plus a cannon.

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Confetti (and in particular, glitter) is perhaps the worst weapon of all.

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Scarabus, Scarabus, will you light a small canon?

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Sad trombones

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i don't think much of this movie's adherence to canon

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All the best fights are fought sitting down.
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Is musical racism on the bingo cards

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#monsterdon ok this duel is good

BAT

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George Lucas shamelessly ripping off Roger Corman.

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I hate to make the reference, but Lorre would make a better rat than Peter Pettigrew

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A duel while seated in stylish chairs, you love to see it

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"...we will finger bang to the death!"

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@jgamble #monsterdon

To be fair, the script is just: "Improvise"

Jedi vs Sith! So this is where Lucas stole it from! #Monsterdon

dudes are always proposing a duel to the death #monsterdon

Very well then... I choose you to perish

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@Configures It looked like she was fashioning it into pigtails and taunting her over it.

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oooh! force lightning!

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One hour review:

I feel you could take the script or transcript of this movie and with better pacing and directing you could have a good movie.

DISCO WIZARD #Monsterdon

Lasers were invented just for this movie.

Now you know.

#monsterdon #theraven

loving the wizard fingers battle

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mm, the Battle of the Laser Beams. one of history's greats.

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Don't cross the beams!
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thankfully, Jack got better at acting.

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@SordidAmok They didn't see eye to eye? (That'd be Peter's fault?) #Monsterdon

I need to turn that "hand manipulations" scene into a lesbian meme

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@ramsey She was straightening it out so it's not all tangled in the stocks. Lenore's not a MONSTER, after all! #Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Beware the smokey poker!

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Why did they put her in a pillory? That's so weird.

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c'mon baby

do the smokey poker

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...wouldn't Lenore have an investment in what happens to Estelle?

Harsh.

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STONKS

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That's not a torch, that's a flamethrower @_@ #Monsterdon

Yes, Lorre, you are a disgraceful failure

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With 15 minutes left in this, one starts to wonder if the real curse is having to watch this. At this point, even the raven’s rooting for the end credits. #Monsterdon

this is how she becomes the harlequin

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Oop, Bedlo's a bird again. Exit Dr. Birdlo.

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Gotta make sure Estelle's hair doesn't get messed up for her public humiliation

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@SecularJeffrey No, just a talented bird (raven).
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To anyone truly resentful this was the pick for the week, my deep apologies for having voted for it.

But it's so much better/worse than I remember!!!

And Jack!

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Quoth the Raven, "Fuck you, got mine." #Monsterdon

Oh come on, just turn him back into a raven already

YESSSS!!!
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@SecularJeffrey Nah it's the one with the birds

er... one bird

or if you go by screen time, about a tenth of a bird

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Bad time to try the ‘I’ll watch the movie instead of reading the book” trick

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The rugs really tie the corridor together. #Monsterdon

this woman's off her rocker, she left the chance to hang out in brocade all day and drink wine in a library with Vincent Price, in favor of Temu Pope?

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Apparently we're not going to discuss where Lenore got "someone else" to occupy the casket.

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“I, too, have failed at the task of living” —Vincent Price #monsterdon

"I have failed at the task of living"

I'm taking that one

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