@diazona if only :D

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As I was saying #monsterdon

@moira yes yes yes yes yes this is what I'm here for

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Oh damn. She has a hot voice too. I am a sucker for wicked women with dark hair.
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Yeah anyone who believes this doctor about anything deserves what's coming to them

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he's gone insane and come out the other side, that's what's happening to him. #monsterdon

Wait... SHE'S ALIVE?! Or have we gone mad too?
Oh wait. It's adultery again!? Well now I really do want to see Vincent kill some people. LET'S GO!
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Hoo boy that look. These two are IN IT now. #monsterdon #ThePitAndThePendulum

Riiiiicolaaaa #monsterdon

Thank you for saying "what about my brother" to clarify that isn't your brother, who has the same haircut, that you just made out with #monsterdon

??????????? #monsterdon #thepitandthependulum

let! your! undead! sister! be! horny! #monsterdon

@jonny he's gone bye-bye. what've you got, igon?

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Like I said, a family affair. #Monsterdon

@Taweret Per Wikipedia, the pendulum is the only part of the set they spent real money on.

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...YEAH, WE GET THE IRONIC PARALLELS, THANKS #Monsterdon

I don’t believe he’s dead and I hardly trust the doc’s call. #Monsterdon

Okay, so there's two people in this movie who can act. #Monsterdon

when that doctor says "he's gone" i have no idea what to believe #monsterdon

@funkula I made friends with a pendulum once. Very loyal, every time we drifted apart it kept coming back.

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#monsterdon This doctor is the reason they invented the little bell on a string apparatus.

now SURPRISE she's a vampire! and she can start building her harem!

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Soundtrack is kinda letting us down here. It's tinkling alot. Trying to be disharmonious and insane, but just being uneven and off in a bad way not a crazy way.

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TWIST! She's alive! and HORRIBLE! and snogging the worst Dr. ever. #monsterdon #ThePitAndThePendulum

*holds back of hand to Vincent Price's ear* He's gone! #Monsterdon

That perfidious doctor!!!

Wait, I think I got that turn of phrase from "Dune"

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Yeah this doctor doesn't have a great track record on calling time of death just saying #monsterdon

"This is the lockpicking lawyer and what I've got for you today is a big-ass dungeon lock..."

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Oh no, no, you misunderstood, the movie was The Bit and the Venn Diagram, we were all supposed to be posting our dankest memes the whole time #monsterdon

Very nice cinematography on the dead wife emerging from the sarcophagus #monsterdon

Maybe the pendulum was the friends we made along the way #monsterdon

Are you sure he is gone? You have a pretty bad track record dude #Monsterdon

whadday know, he _is_ a gangster!

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I wasn't expecting the big laugh at the end.

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Big ups to everybody noting that those handrail-free stairs aren't up to code

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This is some grade A Gothic
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I like the compromise between "get a POV shot falling down the stairs" and "don't break my fucking camera"
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@jonny I've been saying vampire but either way I think it checks out

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someone give Vincent Price a hug, man's had a tough couple of days. #monsterdon

ok laughing confirmed this is just how they play #monsterdon

She looks pretty good for a woman who's been dead three months. #Monsterdon

I wonder how the pendulum is doing.

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He's scared and mischeivious and mad all at once. He's gone off the deep end into ACTING!
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I almost want a supercut of all the times he says "Elizabeth!" #monsterdon

Anyone with a modicum of common sense would have not locked the doors behind themselves when going into a dungeon to investigate their undead ex-wife

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Good thing he’s wearing his shitting robe. #Monsterdon

is she enough like a zombie that we can call this a monster movie #monsterdon

I really can't blame my mom for dozing off during this ten minute sequence of Vincent Price wandering the set saying "Elizabeth." #Monsterdon

Elizabeth LIVES!
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did he marry Carmilla??? #monsterdon

hidef is doing that sarcophagus prop no favours

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Stupid sexy Vincent Price. Sneaking around downstairs looking for the ghost of his hot wife.
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#monsterdon yeeeeeep she's gonna get him

"elizabeth? is this one of your kinky sex games, darling? coz you know i'm into it, i'm just feeling a little tired tonight..." #monsterdon

Is that you Elizabeth or an undigested bit of beef? #Monsterdon

FART

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"Elizabeth, you call me all the way down here in the middle of the night, I'm *exhausted,* can't it wait for morning?" #Monsterdon

In his dementia he put on quite a bit of eye liner before going to bed. #monsterdon #ThePitAndThePendulum

Such a well-lit castle! #Monsterdon

"...where's my golden arm?"

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#monsterdon Red flagsss

@ricci Aw jeez, he's gotten stuck in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night D: #Monsterdon

This is the passage down to the center of the earth, isn't it? #monsterdon

Walking under spikes embedded in the wall cannot end well

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One spider. We saw the spider that made ALL.THOSE.WEBS.

i thot you was the ricola!

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@cheribaker too bad nobody else in the cast can, like, at all #monsterdon

Somebody really went to town with the silly string down in the torture dungeon.

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Ah, yes, the classic "I thought he was with you" bit

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p. sure that doctor used to be a gangster i am just saying

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#monsterdon The Doc and Elisabeth could be con artist.

Was anyone else expecting the Spanish Inquisition in this film? No luck. I guess their main weapon is surprise after all...

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Mom's had enough now too. #Monsterdon

It was kind of undead-Elizabeth to close the door behind Nicholas

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Dang, that man can ACT. #Monsterdon

So we all agree we desperately want Vincent Price's robe, yeah? #Monsterdon

"Ricolaaaa"
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Oh sure, Elizabeth decayed so fast after just three months, but the rat corpses last forever.

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aw, cute little rat!

…aw, less cute dead little rat

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"elizabeth? where are you?"
just popped out for a throat lozenge, darling~
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Elizabeth will call him by the column.

Should've cleaned up those cobwebs

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@CactuarJoe ironic, given it's vincent price :D

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Wait why do they keep the armor in secret hidden passage?

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and out pops Tim Curry. (ye gods, can you imagine Vincent Price and Tim Curry in a Gothic Horror flick together? the world would simply combust with such delights.) #monsterdon

This is a very roomy secret passage.

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@brooke Specifically the part where the patients are not exactly dead

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If a friend ever says they're inviting their primary care physician to move in with them as their roommate, please show them this film #Monsterdon

@berniethewordsmith yeah, just noticing that myself, very nice

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"Will you accept the hospitality of my chest hair?"

still wondering how Elizabeth re-bricked the wall after she got up for her late night organ concert. #monsterdon

I swear *everyone* in this movie is hitting on each other

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Fire and lightning? very very frightening.
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The doctor flirts. What a ladies' man.

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"I'm sorry that our meeting took place under such unhappy circumstances. If we had met otherwise, I would TOTALLY be hitting on you. But, y'know, _respectfully_."

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#Monsterdon And I've drugged him to the eyeballs....

Are you—are you macking on your sister-in-law right after finding your sister's horrifically entombed alive corpse

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"I do not blame your brother" Well yeah because it's totally that freaking quack's fault. How is he still breathing? #monsterdon #ThePitAndThePendulum

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