@Taweret Tbh I'd feel better about his other patients if he just stayed away.

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looks like a UFO pilot, talks like a guy trying not to sound like an old Chicago gangster

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#Monsterdon Is he really putting the moves on his sister's sister-in-law??

@Taweret gonna say they're better off without him #monsterdon

Almost an hour and so far the only pit we've seen has been the conversation pit. #Monsterdon

This #Monsterdon is pretty heavy on pit and light on pendulum so far

#monsterdon I do not buy this corpse reveal. If you were out in a coffin alive and struggling to get out and eventually die, you’d go unconscious and not be so carefully positioned like that.

Someone really REALLY needs to get in touch with this guy's other patients. #monsterdon #ThePitAndThePendulum

Grossly negligent is your middle name, Doc. #Monsterdon

grossly negligent of my other patients, extending their lives by not fucking up, tomato, tomahto

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But, after three months, why does she still have an exposed, non-desiccated eyeball?

(Yes, I know that later events confuse this)

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@jonny@neuromatch.social We've seen a clock, at least...?

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Some lines from this are familiar to me, because they were sampled in an old industrial song; Doubting Thomas’s Father Don’t Cry. #Monsterdon #ThePitAndThePendulum

Thunder, lightning, rain... now THAT's the proper mood. #monsterdon #ThePitAndThePendulum

I love a moody storm
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so.... wats da deal with the pendulum #monsterdon

She turned into Blacula #monsterdon

I'm so used to seeing Price in cheesier stuff, but damn...dude can really act.

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@paco The undead like nice things too 😛

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#Monsterdon That was the 60s equivalent of a jump-scare.

Mom: That's the hairiest skeleton I've ever seen #Monsterdon

Oh that is a decent jump scare.
And Vincent is scared indeed.
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Wait. We have pistols? #monsterdon #thepitandthependulum

Vincent's little red train just went off the tracks. #monsterdon

“Her eyes were closed so I thought she was dead. My bad. Sawree.” #Monsterdon

Nicholas climbing the stairs, his last two brain cells bouncing back and forth like one of those plastic clackers #Monsterdon

@paco But it's their family tradition!

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Has any #monsterdon movie had this many flashback scenes before?

Psychotic break pending
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ya show it one more time we spent all that time on the corpse #monsterdon

dude, Doctor Green over here. even in the 16th cent they could tell the difference between dead and alive. #monsterdon

There's that reveal I remember!

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"TRUUUUUUEEEEE!"

And there he goes. We are off to the binkybonker Olympics, y'all!

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"True! TRUUUUUUUEEEEEEE!"

God, this is good stuff

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There go those last two marbles. #monsterdon #ThePitAndThePendulum

Who would build a mausoleum like this, and then brick it over. #monsterdon

@apLundell I think it would have nice if they'd inscribed a "Doña" on it at least #monsterdon

ding! Pop goes the vin-cent!

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Yes this is definitely a tomb that has only been closed for a few months, definitely, for sure

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Stone caskets creak? #Monsterdon

HIS MOMMA WAS CASKED! Just like that lazy train.
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Hey, you know what? If I thought my beloved sibling was buried alive and I was about to pickaxe my way through the wall and see their corpse, I probably would ask someone else to do it, maybe that doctor

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i don't want to be buried but i DO want a life size stone statue of me hidden somewhere #monsterdon

dang, son, that casket is spectitu, uh, fantitst, uh, really nice!

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that's not buried in a wall, that's just buried BEHIND a wall, come on guys. do it right. #monsterdon

Dude, you've got a literal castle. Surely you can spring for some guys to disinter your late wife

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@Ayyyydrew that may have been last week's movie

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Is this gonna be a reverse Cask of Admontilliado?
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Flashback Number Three!

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Is there a walling up of someone in the original story of the PIt and the Pendulum? #monsterdon

@amyfou I *guess* the logic is that if you bury someone alive there will be scratch marks in the grave from them trying to get out, but that seems like an uncharacteristically high level of thought for this movie

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Montressor! #Monsterdon

like 20% of all recent monsterdons have been pickaxing through stuff #monsterdon

Nicolas has too much mental health but it has to be Vincent Price #monsterdon

Boooo, missed #monsterdon again 😩

#Monsterdon Wait...was that a cat yowling? (E.A. Poe fans, that one's for you)

Deceased or not she was the most thoroughly interred person ever #Monsterdon

Shatner would've figured this out #monsterdon

Dude said "EXHUME" like he was announcing the next phase of the orgy. #Monsterdon

How many centuries has she been dead? #Monsterdon

why's her nameplate so rusty when she's only been inhumed a few months? #monsterdon

Why is Elizabeth's name marker all rusty? Didn't she die less than a month ago? #monsterdon

There are other servants besides Maria? Is there an invisible chef? A coachman who sleeps on the roof? A sculler maid skulking about out of camera shot?
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I want to get up and go get mini croissants but I am RIVETED. #Monsterdon

"...did anyone remember to bring the Amontillado?"

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Dr. Leon looks like Paul Simon (the singer, not the politician) #monsterdon

Yesss go ahead and open the grave of the woman you think might not be dead

(I know it's been three months, just let me have this one)

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"gromless"!? #monsterdon

Nick's marble bag's getting pretty leaky. I don't think he's got many left rattling around in there. #monsterdon #ThePitAndThePendulum

"I do not think i wish to stop it, my dear. I totally want to see how binkybonkers this guy is! Y'know, for SCIENCE."

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„It’s the only way. We must put a bell on me.“ #monsterdon

Ever since Vincent Price said "Is it possible?" my mom has been singing the song "Impossible" from the Rogers and Hammerstein version of Cinderella. #Monsterdon

He must be sure he's not Norman Bates

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...Gromless? #Monsterdon

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When did they stop making clothes out of doilies?

I love that Vincent Price immediately goes with "um, actually I'm mad!"
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idk before i jumped to the whole inner mind thing i would check for more secret passages #monsterdon

Ain't no passage like a secret passage.
Wait who keeps a full suit of armor and a huge candelabra in a secret passage? Is it like the disused attic of ye olde times?
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Blaming the working class. Typical. 😒 #Monsterdon

It's Sebastian #monsterdon

"Is it possible I'm doing these things? While unaware? To punish myself?"

"Well, sir, we ARE in a Vincent Price film and you ARE Vincent Price..."

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@paco Don't we all

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Vincent Price's Fight Club.

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and how could anyone miss Vincent Price with that robe and the trail of chewed scenery behind him. #monsterdon

I'm thinking it was the spiders behind all the murders all along #monsterdon

Oh sure, blame the servants 9_9 #Monsterdon

I want a secret passage in my house! #monsterdon

(apologies, my keyboard is acting up)

This secret passage ... with modern hinges on the secret door.

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You are mad sir! Doubting ghosts!
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Oh Nick is gonna be mad. You don't fucked up his painting of his beloved. Why that could push a man to murder.
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A secret passage?? in MY Gothic castle??? #Monsterdon

don medina's fine secret passages and cigars

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This is one hell of a set #monsterdon

ooh, a secret hidden passage? I'm liking this AirBNB more & more

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So far the number of times Vincent Price has fainted is exactly equal to the number of excruciatingly loud creaks.

I was expecting more creaks, tbh.

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don's just really self-conscious about his artwork #monsterdon

Who Picassoed her portrait? #Monsterdon

given that these fireplaces would've been the only heat sources and 100% not ornamental that's gonna cause one hell of a shock when they try to light the thing

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Again with the cobwebs #monsterdon

No spiders so far

oh ick there had better not be a daddy long legs in this tunnel >:( #monsterdon