When properly calibrated this is just mediaeval gender affirming surgery #Monsterdon

kill the cop in your head, let the man have his elaborate fetish vengeance
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@diazona speak for yourself #monsterdon

Ooh flashback colors. His mind has gone back in time all the way. He's broken and so is the editor.
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Imagine if they pulled the lever the wrong way and just killed the brother by accident. #monsterdon

It's probably not labeled.

🎵 I see your true colors

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where do you think he keeps his dairy pendulum?

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He will probably die of tetanus if even they cab stop the pendulum
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All these colour changes remind me of those dreadfully tacky rainbow-cycling LED lights like they have at Dufferin Mall and the Palais Royale and the CN Tower and whatnot. #Monsterdon

I wonder how many lines in this script consist of just "Nicolas?" #monsterdon

Tell me you wouldn't set a big block of cheddar on that slab to meal prep. #Monsterdon

This would've been a great place to start the movie with a freeze frame and a "You're probably wondering how I got into this situation ..." #Monsterdon

woah this castle has RGB

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I love how Vincent is swinging in time to the pendulum. He doesn't need to. But he does need to, it makes him feel good to be so bad.
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does he have full three or six axis control over the pendulum or just up and down because there are an awful lot of gear things up there #monsterdon

Now I see where they got the idea for the James Bond scene with the laser #monsterdon

Excellent pendulum swishing sound. 10/10
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i hope that razor edge of destiny has been sterilized #monsterdon

@jonny@neuromatch.social Yep, that's exactly it. He had one extra person compared to the original story, so when the doctor died off-script, Sir Brit had to fill in.

Worst understudy experience 0/10

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@sean Just look at that tomato!

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@jonny DAMN same. Chopping meat? PENDULUM. Opening packages? PENDULUM. Hey honey, are you gonna mow the grass? Sure, just gotta get the lawn down into the basement so I can use

THE PENDULUM #Monsterdon

"It's literally insane, will either of these two competitors ever make a mistake? How long can this rally go on?!"

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No, Mr. Francis, I expect you to die!

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"maximillian, we must break into the torture chamber, quickly." well, it's not the first time Max's heard that. #monsterdon

This looks like something to oil James Bond
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@CactuarJoe if i had a pendulum i would find a way to do everything with it #monsterdon

Those Jawas on the wall are quite tall.

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What was the butler doing? Just hanging out looking at the fire? #monsterdon

What do we pay him for, anyway?

this is the longest rally i've ever seen at the spanish open

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Man, I desperately want to put some onions and garlic under that thing and see what happens. #Monsterdon

Swinging along with the pendulum is such a great touch. #monsterdon #ThePitAndThePendulum

But wait, there's more. It can also make julienne fries! #monsterdon

@jonny I also have questions.
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Pretty late in the film to have the reveal of the pendulum, I think #monsterdon

definitely a same bat-time / same bat-channel moment for this film

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#Monsterdon "Welcome to the pit of despaaaaaair. Don't even think (cough, cough) don't even think about trying to escape."

Why does everybody keep asking for Ricola? Was something going around on set? #monsterdon

She knocks the door like he was in the bathroom, cmon lady!
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HE SAID THE THINGS! LETS GOOOO!
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Did we pass the Bechdel test on this one, friends? #Monsterdon

you know this shit awakened some gay kinky people back in the day

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Vincent, that hood isn't doing you any favors, seriously #monsterdon

He should throw his shoes into the mechanism so that his shoelaces can jam it. That's how this works.

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9 mins left and the pendulum has arrived #monsterdon

The razor's edge of the production assistant's paper mache project #monsterdon

i don't get what the pit or the pendulum has to do with anything but i'm into it and it's all i wanted this whole time #monsterdon

Pendulum time! WOOHOO!
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Now *this* is a set!

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a door that leads to a bottomless pit to fall into, this castle has everything! #Monsterdon

"ugh just get on with the torture mister roget" #monsterdon

"yeah i got your infernal regions right here"

"i've been meaning to talk to you about that"

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The Inquisition
Whatta show
The Inquisition
Here we go
We know you're wishin'
That we'd go away #monsterdon

Has he become a hunchback suddenly? #Monsterdon

The Razor Edge of Destiny #BandName

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Someone remind me who Isabella is, please #monsterdon

THAT'S THE NAME OF THE SHOW #Monsterdon

And that's a double bingo for me, with Death Machine. 💀#Monsterdon

Fuck yeah more matte paintings!
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Oh wow, this pit is decked the fuck out #monsterdon

@Taweret Plus they already had that scene with Chekhov's flintlock #monsterdon

How long do torches actually last when they're just left in a disused torture chamber?

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There was clearly no ‘elf ‘n safety inspection here. No railings on super steep drops. #monsterdon

Oh this is DEFINITELY a Castlevania boss room. #Monsterdon

The moral of the story is don't piss off someone who owns a torture dungeon #monsterdon

i think we are about to locate... the Pendulum. #monsterdon

The gimp suit has returned #monsterdon #thepitandthependulum

I see 17th century Igon has finally showed up

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Costume change into Vincent Price final form #monsterdon

PENDULUM SIGHTED #monsterdon

Where the fuck did he get the crispy fresh inquisitor garb??? #Monsterdon

Oops. Shoulda looked.

You'll fit the part, though.

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#monsterdon Torturing his brother in law is unnecessary.

@neverbeaten It only took nearly the whole movie

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Welp, their plan to drive Nicolas insane totally worked. WTF did they think would happen?

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He just fell down that hole and that’s it? #Monsterdon

BONK

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HA! "Oh, hi, Nick, I-" WHACK! #Monsterdon

or not. okay. #monsterdon

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The eponymous pit!

@Taweret I mean he was about to hit can't remember if the doctor or brother did it
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Found the pit!
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"Ultimate Device of Torture". Here we go.

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Oh hey. The Doctor found the pit. Well done. #monsterdon #ThePitAndThePendulum

Falling to your death (or at least serious injury) seems so needlessly efficient, a total waste of the torture dungeon

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I was just going to say he is short but nimble

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Found the pit!

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the pendulum has got to be the machine sound they heard before in the other room there HAS TO BE A PENDULUM #monsterdon

"Hey, what's up, guys, did I miss anything?"

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Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the torture room!

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Oh man we are getting a WHOLE big slab of Vincent Price here :D #Monsterdon

FOUND THE PIT #monsterdon

doing a curly run won't save you now doctor

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I mean, she kinda deserves it. #Monsterdon

We've had enough pit now things are starting to get swingin' #Monsterdon

Oh he's gonna murder the hell out of you two idiots.
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they should have had a better plan they knew this was a possibility based on how the entire rest of everything went before #monsterdon

yeah, stick her in the dalek, that'll teach her. #monsterdon

And we have a binkybonkers bingo!

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@CactuarJoe I guess she had some energy bars in there with her? #monsterdon

Ohhh no Doctor. You paid the dime you listen to the whole song. #monsterdon #ThePitAndThePendulum