SPACE NUDERY! #monsterdon #phantomplanet

mm, hope his underwear shrank with him or this is about to become a whole different movie. #monsterdon

well at that scale he's not gonna be doing a lot of penetrating now, now is he?

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Poor Frank is deflating #Monsterdon

Dramatic screeches from the soundtrack for... *checks notes*... Frank getting up

Oh wait and he's down again

#Monsterdon

Ya know, Gulliver's Travels in space is actually a really interesting idea.
Why has no one done that? has anyone done that? I bet the French tried in a really confounding magical realism flick.
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

Aaaaand his head deflates like a plastic bag on the end of a vacuum. #Monsterdon

I'm expecting all these little folks to yell "GODZILLA!" and go running for the hills. #monsterdon

And this, friends, is why ski resort employees are not allowed to accept baked goods from strangers. #monsterdon

Riding the vibrator ship to Specific Fetish Planet #monsterdon

Did Dorothy throw water on him? #Monsterdon

Screenplay by Steve Martin #monsterdon

#Monsterdon space sure saves on the audio budget

"Sadly, he smothered in his now giant suit."

#Monsterdon

Great. Someone poked a hole in the male lead. #Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Wait...now he's small himself? #monsterdon

…so there is a chance for space shobijin and moon mothra #monsterdon

The colonel's just dead tired #monsterdon

Is he wearing a diaper? Please tell me he's not wearing a diaper

#monsterdon

#monsterdon
#thephantomplanet
Were they knocking on his visor?

@ColesStreetPothole they must've cleaned it too well? --dad obvious #monsterdon

Sorry, Fried Chicken SMURFS

no ladies :/ #Monsterdon

ah I see... it appears that more cast members have been added as tom thumbs #monsterdon

dang, son, never go lowest-bidder on your space helmets

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

wait are the people tiny??
#monsterdon

That tractor beam took a lot out of him! #Monsterdon

Gulliver's space travels? #Monsterdon

@jchaven Its even worse because filming on 2001 started in 1965! #monsterdon #phantomplanet

"Lunar Base 1, this is Pegasus. Found some tiny dudes, can I take them home? Please?" #monsterdon

So are these guys the Bigendians or Littleendians? #PhantomPlanet #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon yes bang on the giant's glass helmet that has never ended badly

Going full Lilyput here it looks like huh?

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

OH NO! This just got Brobdingnagian.
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

Oh no he's having a bad dream about how his air line's broken and his joke about the floating space monster wasn't well received

#Monsterdon

Holy Lilliput, Batman #monsterdon

belter fashion #Monsterdon

Objects in helmet visor my be closer than they appear

#monsterdon
#ThePhantomPlanet

#Monsterdon all that way to end up in Malibu, at night, in our polyester.

I didn't sign up for Lilliput. Or, the drugs are kicking in.

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

this movie is just a wild trip log recreated
#monsterdon

Mimes...in...spaaaaace

#Monsterdon #thephantomplanet

Great. A mime. #Monsterdon

Fried chicken fairies? #Monsterdon

OMG it’s a prison colony planet

#monsterdon

Impressive falling-down technique from Frank here

Y'know, doing the simplest possible thing you can do when there is gravity

#Monsterdon

It's a mini-Mime!

#Monsterdon

so no uniqlos on this world then. #EveryoneWearingTheSameThing #monsterdon

In this sci-fi retelling of Gulliver's Travels, our portaganist is apparently very shaky or something?

#monsterdon #phantomplanet

At least this space suits are better than last movie
#monsterdon

... Lieutenant Gulliver Chapman? #monsterdon

So polite of the asteroid to gently land the protagonist's ship instead of making him crash #monsterdon

Is that air tank so heavy he has to hunch over like a monkey?
Oh he fell. I wonder if that was intentional or they just kept rolling.
"Sting is drunk again!"
"Eh just keep the camera on."
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

Chapman be trippin' on the #SpacePopcorn seasoning #Monsterdon

Thank for for reminding us about the last 20 boring minutes with a dream sequence #monsterdon

Gulliver in Spaaaace

#Monsterdon
#PhantomPlanet1961 #PhantomPlanet
#ThePhantomPlanet1961 #ThePhantomPlanet

phantom chicken nugget #monsterdon

Great landing, it didn't make a dent on the ship
#monsterdon

"wrooo wrooo wrooo" -the swirly thing that represents whatever is going on in this guy's head #monsterdon

Sudden gust of gravity. #Monsterdon

Oh no, a planet of mimes!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon yes i too belly flop onto new dirt it is also how i greet the ground
oh nevermind its the planet doing evil brain things

#Monsterdon weed peeps. Now is your time to shine.

@anne you gotta conserve and recycle your water, though! I'm not sure they've thought this armpit system through.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon McConan, still floating out into space somewhere "Ya know, Captain, hallowed be thy name..."

21:37 BONK

@Taweret You don't need that - we have a plot at home #monsterdon

You can't FLASH BACK to something that happened FIVE SECONDS AGO,

FOUL

#Monsterdon

I hope everyone on the planet looks like Col Sanders. #monsterdon

Once again, Chapman, gravity does *not* work like that. #Monsterdon

loool spinnydigital displays

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Do the phantom planet rocks taste like chicken? Science demands an answer!

#Monsterdon

Wire work! #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe scratch that off the list of things CoPilot found attractive about him. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👨‍🚀 👩‍🚀 🚀 ☄️🪐 😱

Phew there's gravity over here!

This asteroid is for me like clusters of holes are for some people #monsterdon

Lost sound for a minute there
#monsterdon

Pit stains: lets moisturize through but not hard vacuum. This truly is the future.
#monsterdon

touching down on tendie
#monsterdon

The subtitles on ours are reading like a bad esoteric Beatnik poem. #PhantomPlanet #Monsterdon

I do really appreciate the old timey scifi aesthetics of this film

a plot would still be nice but we can't have everything

#monsterdon

Asteroids are generally filled with tiny mimes.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon yo what a catholic

That's one small slip for a man ...

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

#Monsterdon space. It gives you shitty posture. For some reason.

#monsterdon
#ThePhantomPlanet
He landed at the beach! Yay!

@lytta @blogdiva But when the Phantom shows up it'll be a groovy time #monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh nooooo he's floating away and thinking of Jesus

Pretty soft landing all things considered. #monsterdon

We are only 20 minutes into the movie and here is a recap of every event as a traumatic flashback.

#Monsterdon

Huh, landed on a Lost in Space set. #Monsterdon

"DO NOT STEP"

"Well, fuck."

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

@bunnyhero @RobynGoodfellow No, there's no noise in space.

#Monsterdon

Well, I'd be crashing if it wasn't for that handy tractor beam somebody threw on me ...

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

#monsterdon sci fi movies were like "the thing about tractor beams is they sound soooo annoying"

#monsterdon Voyage dan la Lune-ass special effects

@davesdogmaggie 😆

#monsterdon
#ThePhantomPlanet

@blogdiva I'm hoping brunet guy comes back just because this is going to be really boring with only one human #monsterdon

#Monsterdon really want some chicken nuts now.

He's either ending up dead or incredibly exfoliated. #monsterdon

that's why you need tethers you dingbats #monsterdon