#monsterdon will we see his dic??

They're gonna take him to trial, the charges being, what, public nudity? #monsterdon

"Why all these explanations?" I was wondering the same thing #monsterdon

#monsterdon so the idea that the dumbest jerkyboy would be the hot protagonist is old indeed

ooo the purple eyes were nice #monsterdon

And space jellybeans for the ladies!
#Monsterdon

"Are you ready to hear the charges?"
"What charges? …I want to hear the charges!"
"Later."

#monsterdon

Why all the explanation? EXPOSITION IS IMPORTANT.

#monsterdon #phantomplanet

"The prisoner from another world"

"Why all these explanations?"

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

Guess they blew the seamstress budget in the space suits. #Monsterdon

Voice tone waves, OBVIOUSLY

#monsterdon
#ThePhantomPlanet

is that popcorn in the door behind the leader guy? #monsterdon

Oh. Cute space ladies. 50s hair styles aren't great, but I appreciate the volumizing.
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

hey this suit is huge! let's turn it into apartments #monsterdon

#monsterdon Starring Wally the cue card guy as King Wally of Nuggetania

The question was are you ready to hear the charges. Yes, he wants to hear the charges

#monsterdon
#ThePhantomPlanet

Raton has universal translator technology #monsterdon

voise thone waves

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

#Monsterdon 👨‍🚀 👩‍🚀 🚀 ☄️🪐 😱

"Are you ready to hear the charges?"

"First I want to hear what I'm charged with"

#Monsterdon RAYTON.

#Monsterdon charges? i only nakedly assaulted a few guys

"Is the prisoner ready to hear the charges?"
"Charges? What charges?"
If you just said 'yes' your question would be answered. Sheesh.

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

The phantom planet just uses their cheerleading squad as a jury.

Saves a lot of trouble.

#Monsterdon

so i guess the rest of this movie is just a space trial in space court. with some ladies with unsettling gazes #monsterdon

"This is no time for explanations!" #PhantomPlanet #Monsterdon

He crashed his spaceship into a Nashville toga party. #monsterdon

"Ok, Chapman Frank Chapman"

#Monsterdon

Niiiiiice hairy chest
#monsterdon

It's like a Season 1 Cardassian trial #Monsterdon #thephantomplanet

Does the tiny-fying atmosphere also impart the language skills? #monsterdon #phantomplanet

Chapstick. Frank Chapstick.

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

"By what authority do you charge me with anything?" #PhantomPlanet #Monsterdon

But are they Common Law or Napoleonic Code law‽
#monsterdon

Good thing they have eyeliner on this asteroid #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👨‍🚀 👩‍🚀 🚀 ☄️🪐 😱

'Cecil'? 'Ypsilantis'?

#monsterdon OK, so is our spaceman wandering around within his suddenly unsealed suit starkers, or did his underwear magically shrink while the rest of his suit did not? Whichever way that disjunction uhhh disjuncts it's gonna be terrible for us in the audience

They didn't spend a lot on costumes apparently

#monsterdon

"My name is Frank Chapman and I'm here to sleep with your women"

#monsterdon

@Louisa I thought they were making the space lilliputians' voices fade in and out on purpose because our protag is passing out, but now I hear just regular ordinary sound problems too

#monsterdon

I never got into those novelty pyramid gaming PC cases

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

I think the guy ho pitched this story had recently read Gulliver’s Travels.

#Monsterdon

Clearly the first thing you do when making first contact with aliens is attack them

#Monsterdon

https://www.Sniffies.com is a terrorist organization run by pedos who profit from marital tax fraud, making the 🧟 look cute #Monsterdon
@alovoa_love is an awesome next wave alternative to fuck apps, but given how sleazy fuck app culture has turned most gay/queer men, new interoperability is needed. @activitypods inspires me in thinking about the privacy of public health, the safety of collective trauma/psychosis and the security of equal marriage. Instead of criminal background checks, network ⚧️

First alien he encounters he just immediately attacks with no clear reasoning or method. #monsterdon

Did he just hand out ecstasy to the tiny space women? #monsterdon

I also do not understand the tonal waves or releasing the pressure on the space warp.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon 🎶 farting sounds

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet
Tiny men fight fight fight fight!

Apparently they've got Vynl-Net here on the Peanut Planet. #Monsterdon

Sesom?
Is this one of those backward name situations as seen in Great Writing Throughout History?

#Monsterdon
#PhantomPlanet1961 #PhantomPlanet
#ThePhantomPlanet1961 #ThePhantomPlanet

#monsterdon its all the gay people in my phone!

All women jury? #monsterdon

this was when men still had chest hair in cinema #monsterdon

oh wow there are more women in this movie

Now here comes the models showing our new line of badly-fitting rectangular shirts. Now this may just be a poncho made the wrong way around and sewn on the sides, but we believe it will set a new trend in modern fashion. #monsterdon

Liz Taylor’s stunt double is in this? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon nevermind that was a me problem
but uh i feel like this section definitely awakened something in someone in the 60s

"Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty Lilliputian!" #monsterdon

...wat

#Monsterdon

Cecil? really?

#Monsterdon

Space vertigo really sucks
#Monsterdon

Ah yes, attack the locals for no reason, that's the American way! #Monsterdon

Are these all the previous astronauts who crashed here, or are they truly aliens?

#Monsterdon

You are having a dreeeaaaammmmm, a very bad treeeeaaaammmmmmm #monsterdon

Ugh, my copy has some sound issues
#monsterdon

Aw yeah this movie is so magnificently gay
#monsterdon

The men of this planet all wear dental smocks and dockers #Monsterdon

That man just deflated
THAT MAN IS NUDE!!!
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

Yes, my pretties, mandhandle each other in a giant helmet #monsterdon

No 80s hair but there are 70s open collars and a giant gold chain.

#Monsterdon

Oh, so Earth people get shrunken to to #PhantomPlanet size after landing there! #Monsterdon

It's the planet of The Shrinky Dinks!! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon that’s a lot of rusty casters going down a long concrete slope.

Whoops, naked asteroid wrestling #Monsterdon

Muting #monsterdon feels like having to say no to a bar invite from all your friends because you have work in the morning. I'm glad y'all are having a blast but I need to see the rest of my timeline.

(Honestly: they're doing a lot of multi-plane compositing in this thing and it's the black-and-white carrying it, but even so, I'm not gonna lie - they're carrying it off pretty dang well. Particularly at that budget.)

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Whoa Frank, mellow out a bit #monsterdon

Ok, Alice in Asteroidland? #Monsterdon

"Strictly Greco-Roman - all upper body."

#Monsterdon

Naked in public. Next thing he knows he's going to need to take an exam and he hasn't gone to class all semester. #Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

trip? or fetish?🤔
#monsterdon

Just waiting for them to jump down his throat

#monsterdon

ah he shrank!. damn i read the timeline at the most important parts #Monsterdon

He's hiding in the crotch of the suit! #Monsterdon

don't worry, the size discrepancy is solved within two minutes as the guy is ALSO shrunk so they don't have to do any more size related camera tricks #monsterdon

Totes nekkid. #Monsterdon

He shrank just like the G.I. Joe action figure in the 80s.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon get the man some pants!!

Wicked spaceman of the west:
I’M MELTING
#monsterdon

TINY NAKED MAN IN SPACE

#monsterdon

Great. Now I'm tiny *and* naked.

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

#monsterdon #thephantomplanet
Is he melting in his suit?
EDIT: No! He's a tiny man now. 😃

Oh—that’s not perspective. They’re tiny! #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow consenting adults, not gonna judge #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon IT MAKES YOU FUCKING SHRINK.

Take that brain. You bastard.

Cool, they didn't give him any skivvies. Super realistic #monsterdon

Why are the asteroid people wearing scrubs? Are they all hospital orderlies

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👨‍🚀 👩‍🚀 🚀 ☄️🪐 😱

TINIFIED (and nekkid)

"The Incredible Shrinking planet! It's not what you think, really!"

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

"...And that's how babies are made."

#Monsterdon #thephantomplanet

hahaha YES

#monsterdon