"There are many things you will not understand here."

#monsterdon

Bertha's sporting real resting bitch-face there. I bet she voted guilty. #PhantomPlanet #Monsterdon

Oxygen generally does restore tiny people to their regular size.

#Monsterdon

Uhh, space sexual tension
#Monsterdon

"Oui, I sure did that thing." #Monsterdon

Name check ☑️

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Are you ready to hear the charges?
What charges?
I believe he was about to tell you that, wasn't he?

#monsterdon

You should only speak to your Phantom Planet attorney, you have phantom rights!
#monsterdon

Then let the sentence be .... Death! by Snu Snu!!!

#monsterdon

What's with all the exposition?! Charge me already! But first, more exposition..

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

Universal translator? Space warp? Sounds like Star Trek has some roots.
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "Why all these explanations? Let's get on with the charges!"

First draft of that line: "exposition spoken straight to the audience is boring, let's get to the fist fight and the jailbreak!"

He came from another world?
He's a brother from another planet?
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

@CactuarJoe *gag*

#Monsterdon

The pressure in your space warp? ...So you fly by farting? #Monsterdon

"...we released the pressure in our space warp."
"I don't understand."
"That's okay, no one does."

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

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Is it 'RAYton or ray'TON, Cecil?

Also 'vocal tone rays (?)' is just, um, sound?

SPAAAAACE WHAAAAARRRFFFF

#monsterdon #phantomplanet

@amyfou positive and negative? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Guilty! Of wreckless spaceship navigation and indecent exposure!

Even the characters don't find this exposition convincing. #Monsterdon

Hakumei and Mikochi: In Space

#monsterdon

#monsterdon will we see his dic??

They're gonna take him to trial, the charges being, what, public nudity? #monsterdon

"Why all these explanations?" I was wondering the same thing #monsterdon

#monsterdon so the idea that the dumbest jerkyboy would be the hot protagonist is old indeed

ooo the purple eyes were nice #monsterdon

And space jellybeans for the ladies!
#Monsterdon

"Are you ready to hear the charges?"
"What charges? …I want to hear the charges!"
"Later."

#monsterdon

Why all the explanation? EXPOSITION IS IMPORTANT.

#monsterdon #phantomplanet

"The prisoner from another world"

"Why all these explanations?"

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

Guess they blew the seamstress budget in the space suits. #Monsterdon

Voice tone waves, OBVIOUSLY

#monsterdon
#ThePhantomPlanet

is that popcorn in the door behind the leader guy? #monsterdon

Oh. Cute space ladies. 50s hair styles aren't great, but I appreciate the volumizing.
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

hey this suit is huge! let's turn it into apartments #monsterdon

#monsterdon Starring Wally the cue card guy as King Wally of Nuggetania

The question was are you ready to hear the charges. Yes, he wants to hear the charges

#monsterdon
#ThePhantomPlanet

Raton has universal translator technology #monsterdon

voise thone waves

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

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"Are you ready to hear the charges?"

"First I want to hear what I'm charged with"

#Monsterdon RAYTON.

#Monsterdon charges? i only nakedly assaulted a few guys

"Is the prisoner ready to hear the charges?"
"Charges? What charges?"
If you just said 'yes' your question would be answered. Sheesh.

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

The phantom planet just uses their cheerleading squad as a jury.

Saves a lot of trouble.

#Monsterdon

so i guess the rest of this movie is just a space trial in space court. with some ladies with unsettling gazes #monsterdon

"This is no time for explanations!" #PhantomPlanet #Monsterdon

He crashed his spaceship into a Nashville toga party. #monsterdon

"Ok, Chapman Frank Chapman"

#Monsterdon

Niiiiiice hairy chest
#monsterdon

It's like a Season 1 Cardassian trial #Monsterdon #thephantomplanet

Does the tiny-fying atmosphere also impart the language skills? #monsterdon #phantomplanet

Chapstick. Frank Chapstick.

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

"By what authority do you charge me with anything?" #PhantomPlanet #Monsterdon

But are they Common Law or Napoleonic Code law‽
#monsterdon

Good thing they have eyeliner on this asteroid #monsterdon

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'Cecil'? 'Ypsilantis'?

They didn't spend a lot on costumes apparently

#monsterdon

@Louisa I thought they were making the space lilliputians' voices fade in and out on purpose because our protag is passing out, but now I hear just regular ordinary sound problems too

#monsterdon

I never got into those novelty pyramid gaming PC cases

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

I think the guy ho pitched this story had recently read Gulliver’s Travels.

#Monsterdon

Clearly the first thing you do when making first contact with aliens is attack them

#Monsterdon

https://www.Sniffies.com is a terrorist organization run by pedos who profit from marital tax fraud, making the 🧟 look cute #Monsterdon
@alovoa_love is an awesome next wave alternative to fuck apps, but given how sleazy fuck app culture has turned most gay/queer men, new interoperability is needed. @activitypods inspires me in thinking about the privacy of public health, the safety of collective trauma/psychosis and the security of equal marriage. Instead of criminal background checks, network ⚧️

First alien he encounters he just immediately attacks with no clear reasoning or method. #monsterdon

Did he just hand out ecstasy to the tiny space women? #monsterdon

I also do not understand the tonal waves or releasing the pressure on the space warp.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon 🎶 farting sounds

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet
Tiny men fight fight fight fight!

Apparently they've got Vynl-Net here on the Peanut Planet. #Monsterdon

Sesom?
Is this one of those backward name situations as seen in Great Writing Throughout History?

#Monsterdon
#PhantomPlanet1961 #PhantomPlanet
#ThePhantomPlanet1961 #ThePhantomPlanet

#monsterdon its all the gay people in my phone!

All women jury? #monsterdon

this was when men still had chest hair in cinema #monsterdon

oh wow there are more women in this movie

Now here comes the models showing our new line of badly-fitting rectangular shirts. Now this may just be a poncho made the wrong way around and sewn on the sides, but we believe it will set a new trend in modern fashion. #monsterdon

Liz Taylor’s stunt double is in this? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon nevermind that was a me problem
but uh i feel like this section definitely awakened something in someone in the 60s

"Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty Lilliputian!" #monsterdon

...wat

#Monsterdon

Cecil? really?

#Monsterdon

Space vertigo really sucks
#Monsterdon

Ah yes, attack the locals for no reason, that's the American way! #Monsterdon

You are having a dreeeaaaammmmm, a very bad treeeeaaaammmmmmm #monsterdon

Ugh, my copy has some sound issues
#monsterdon

Aw yeah this movie is so magnificently gay
#monsterdon

The men of this planet all wear dental smocks and dockers #Monsterdon

Yes, my pretties, mandhandle each other in a giant helmet #monsterdon

No 80s hair but there are 70s open collars and a giant gold chain.

#Monsterdon

Oh, so Earth people get shrunken to to #PhantomPlanet size after landing there! #Monsterdon

It's the planet of The Shrinky Dinks!! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon that’s a lot of rusty casters going down a long concrete slope.

Whoops, naked asteroid wrestling #Monsterdon

Muting #monsterdon feels like having to say no to a bar invite from all your friends because you have work in the morning. I'm glad y'all are having a blast but I need to see the rest of my timeline.

(Honestly: they're doing a lot of multi-plane compositing in this thing and it's the black-and-white carrying it, but even so, I'm not gonna lie - they're carrying it off pretty dang well. Particularly at that budget.)

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Whoa Frank, mellow out a bit #monsterdon

Ok, Alice in Asteroidland? #Monsterdon

"Strictly Greco-Roman - all upper body."

#Monsterdon

Naked in public. Next thing he knows he's going to need to take an exam and he hasn't gone to class all semester. #Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

trip? or fetish?🤔
#monsterdon

Just waiting for them to jump down his throat

#monsterdon

ah he shrank!. damn i read the timeline at the most important parts #Monsterdon