@lytta @blogdiva But when the Phantom shows up it'll be a groovy time #monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh nooooo he's floating away and thinking of Jesus

Pretty soft landing all things considered. #monsterdon

We are only 20 minutes into the movie and here is a recap of every event as a traumatic flashback.

#Monsterdon

Huh, landed on a Lost in Space set. #Monsterdon

"DO NOT STEP"

"Well, fuck."

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

@bunnyhero @RobynGoodfellow No, there's no noise in space.

#Monsterdon

Well, I'd be crashing if it wasn't for that handy tractor beam somebody threw on me ...

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

#monsterdon sci fi movies were like "the thing about tractor beams is they sound soooo annoying"

#monsterdon Voyage dan la Lune-ass special effects

@blogdiva I'm hoping brunet guy comes back just because this is going to be really boring with only one human #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie 😆

#monsterdon
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#Monsterdon really want some chicken nuts now.

He's either ending up dead or incredibly exfoliated. #monsterdon

that's why you need tethers you dingbats #monsterdon

#Monsterdon just YOINKING that ship

okay credit where it's due, their characterization of the meteor shower is actually pretty reasonable

I mean their procedures for *dealing* with it leave a lot to be desired, but

#monsterdon

"I will attempt to land on the enormous piece of frozen cat vomit" #monsterdon

"Welp, I screwed up. We're dead. Last will and testament and all that. Time to augur this baby in!" #Monsterdon

the seats look so comfy tho
#monsterdon

RIP Sting's copilot.
I was making a small sammich and missed both their names. And didn't care.
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

Here comes the chicken nugget! #monsterdon

His space suit has pit stains
#monsterdon

“Keep working it and keep working it.”

This movie is so gay im surprised Carlton Heston isn’t in it.

#Monsterdon

To think just 7 years later we get the effects of 2001: A Space Odyssey

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

@skatem Yeah. He should have been weightless and easy to just pick up one-handed and toss into the air lock. #monsterdon

#monsterdon with all respect to the Colonel sir, I don't think we can replicate those secret herbs and spices in the meteors.

First rule of movie spacewalks : Somebody's airline will break. Be ready.

#Monsterdon

oh well here comes planet peanut again

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The sad face of a man realizing that the boy who loved you has died.

#monsterdon #phantomplanet

Ray's one with the Universe now, Frank. He's with The Beautiful and The Good. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe "...twice if it hurts."
#Monsterdon #AfterDark

panicked butt touch
ive been there
sux
#monsterdon

fucking old movies always killing their gays

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

@Taweret that’s okay because knows his Catholic prayers
#monsterdon

Oh NOW there's microgravity. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet
It's a balsam rocket from childhood!

Anyone else look at those air tanks and see this?

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Well, I hope the void was beautiful and good, so he can have a beautiful and good death. #monsterdon #phantomplanet

Too bad, his buddy was really into him too #monsterdon

12:15 The only time I've ever heard meteor pronounced even close to correct in one of these.

You know the difference between one of these abominations and a real space rock? One is a popcorn shrimp while the other is just a little meatier 🥁

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oops...
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#Monsterdon immediate smash cut to him zooted out of his gourd praying lmaooo

In the Ethiopian translation of this movie, you'd be tempted to play Civ 4.

#Monsterdon

ah yes duck down low, that'll keep your gravity working #monsterdon

So he fucked around and found out

#Monsterdon

And that was Alfonso Cuaron's Gravity #monsterdon

"...keep working that radar"

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Told you ... no tethers! #PhantomPlanet #Monsterdon

"My one true love! Dead! Damn you, Phantom Planet! Daaaaammmmn yoooouuu!" #monsterdon

This is why you should secure your own tether before helping anyone with theirs in the event of an emergency

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

welp, be seeing you, sir. #monsterdon

oop

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#Monsterdon SPACE PRAYERS

See, that's why we use tethers these days.

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

Spacewalks attract meteors. I hope their airway tubes are not exposed to external dang...never mind

#Monsterdon

Time for some percussive maintenance. #Monsterdon

Wow! Space walk…that’s some nice gravity you got yerself there.
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon LATER DUDE.

Push the button, Frank. #Monsterdon

"Open the subway door, Hal."

"I'm sorry, Frank, I can't do that."

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

return phaserfire! #Monsterdon

That rocket looks a lil gassy. #Monsterdon

spacewalk untethered in heeled boots is a choice
#monsterdon

Untethered spacewalk those future folk of 1980 sure live dangerously they trust the grip of their space boots entirely too much #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet
I jumped on a little late, but I sort of have the gist of people in cool green pajamas on a space flight. Now doing ship repairs outside.

@Taweret They're held on by the hair gel coating their uniforms #monsterdon

yay, whistling meteors two weeks in a row!

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tired eepy strikes again #monsterdon

did the phantom planet shoot him? #monsterdon

Steam and SOUND in vacuum!
#monsterdon

hand drawn laser effects too?

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And it was after the 1961 mission that they added alarms to space suits for when the oxygen tube has been shot off

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Crescent wrench saves the da… is someone shooting at them? #Monsterdon

"Frank, your air line is broken!"

That's okay, in an emergency he can subsist on The Beautiful and The Good. #Monsterdon

also, ya might want to hook up to some sort of tether/umbilical/something for your EVA there, fellas

#Monsterdon

What the fuck is going on with those backpacks. They look like they're made of random basement junk #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👨‍🚀 👩‍🚀 🚀 ☄️🪐 😱

Excellent acting on this space walk - gotta do a little leg wiggle while you fix the hole in the rocketship and deal with the blowing hydrazine or whatever that was. Luckily, they have a regular earth wrench so they'll be able to fix it right up.

Oops, let all the air out of the spaceship

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

Dang, someone's shooting at them!

They got Frank! They musta got Frank!

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Witty space banter.

#Monsterdon

Wait, so he says the prayer and then he is just lost in space? Did he die?

#Monsterdon

Those are pew-teroids.

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

My mom: "Wow, that little panel keeps all the space from getting in?"

#monsterdon #phantomplanet

No ropes? No hand rails? Are your boots magnetic? How are yall not flying off into deep space?
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

Wow. No tether lines. Somebody is asking from trouble. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon okay i take it back what do you mean they're just walking on the side of the ship
did we not know how zero-g works yet
also i love the obvious surplus rubber boots

All we need is the gremlin on the wing. #Monsterdon

@Bluedepth Never too gay! #Monsterdon

@foolishowl Strapped to 150,000 parts--each bought from the lowest bidder. https://quoteinvestigator.com/2017/06/27/lowest-bidder/

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Are they wearing magnetic boots? I mean, they have no tethers. NO TETHERS! #PhantomPlanet #Monsterdon

They are walking so we know it's weird outside the ship but uh... definitely doesn't look like zero G lmao #monsterdon

Whoops, hit the milkshake line. That's the McFlurry machine down again. #Monsterdon

Good thing the astronauts remembered to crouch

#Monsterdon

HEY NOISE IN SPAC…
nevermind

#Monsterdon

Pro tip: Don't stand there. #Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

@davesdogmaggie Didn't OSHA replace something that started with a W? LIke workplace safety or sommat?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon SO MUCH SEXUAL TENSION

This is a reverse Wily E Coyote situation, as soon as they realize there's no gravity they're going to fly off into space. #monsterdon

Magnetic boots, I assume. #monsterdon #phantomplanet