Well that was a let down. No explosions or sparks flying. Those Solarites need some target practice.
#monsterdon

So I guess the Solarite must be tiny too, huh? #monsterdon

@Taweret gravity wall is foolproof, no worries

#monsterdon

Solarite political prisoner.
Justice for lumpy space man.
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

"There are many inhabited worlds"

Great, where's the Electabuzz planet? #Monsterdon

"Yes, let us all pray for the efficacy of the 'wall'". #monsterdon

Solarites. Now I know where Buckaroo Bonzai got their ideas from.
#monsterdon

"He could kill us all if he escaped" Gosh, it's good there's absolutely no way that could ever every possibly happen. #Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

so the solarites breathe smol air too?

#Monsterdon

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This monster's eyeballs are everything I've ever wanted

She-splaining, very counter-intuitive

#monsterdon

Oh look, a Doctor Who monster

#Monsterdon

That is very much an OG Lost in Space monster tho

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

They're rather like your earth insects, larger of course...

#monsterdon

"he'd kill us all if he escaped"
okay, we know what we have to do, people.
#monsterdon

Okay, so the big issue is that the Solarites want tech to prevent their home planet from crashing into the sun, and the Raytonians are all "then perish"?

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

#monsterdon FINALLY

can't wait to find out if the monster is the monster or the real monster is tiny people (and not using tethers in space walks)

#monsterdon

More Spacemen without OSHA approved work tethers on external work zones. #Monsterdon #Safetyfirst

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet
Does the new monster have an acorn on its head?

Justice for the solarite! #monsterdon

So the solarites want the secret of gravity control to stop their world from being pulled into the sun?

We MUST stop them from learning how to save their whole world.

#Monsterdon

"Dean Fredericks’ high cheekbones and strikingly Asiatic looks served him well in Hollywood as a bit actor, scoring part after part as Indigenous characters with names like Crow Feather, Comanche Chief, Grey Wolf, Great Bear, Spotted Wolf, and more."

https://www.invisiblethemepark.com/2021/12/dean-fredericks-flying-under-the-radar/

#Monsterdon #thephantomplanet

Long List of films with miniature people
...including The Big Lebowski!

#Monsterdon

https://www.wikiwand.com/en/articles/List_of_films_featuring_miniature_people

Reminds me of those bags of dog waste one ignites on a porch #monsterdon

Yeah we lock molecules together too it's called CONCRETE

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Hey there's Richard Kiel. #monsterdon

Ooh, MIT shoutout #monsterdon

Oh so NOW we get a monster. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon even the monster is bored of the monotone exposition

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It's easy to forget that they're all teensy, but it's funnier to watch when you remember that they're all teensy

Oh no, they took Cookiepuss prisoner! #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe
I love all my crazy, crazy children, even the really AAAAAGH YIKES WHAT THAT IS NOT MINE

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

I like that the solarite keeps his testicles on his head.

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Yay! We get a monster suit!

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

Richard Kiel the Solarite! #monsterdon

"Solarite"

Of course there's a secret planet about to fall into the Sun, that's how Space works

#monsterdon

We must stop the Flaming Space Popcorn! #Monsterdon

This planet is so advanced they have a USB version of the theremin.

#monsterdon

Wow sticks lit on fire, what a fantastic adventure into the imagination #monsterdon

These days we call a 'sun-satellite' a dwarf planet #monsterdon

Bare chested men and the combat rod? Give me a break 🤭#Monsterdon

All of these people are terrible theremin players #Monsterdon

Do the solarites of concentrated beams of heat? To speed up your time?

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

@CactuarJoe They're such rambunctious little kiddos!

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

"I don't want the earth people to find us, so I'll move the whole planet close to earth's moon so the earth people will find us"

#tactics #monsterdon

Solarites? *Now* we're not going to explain.

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

#Monsterdon who are the solarites? they're the bad guys, duh. come on man keep up

Herron is holding this knife just like he knows nothing about how to hold a knife in a threatening manner.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret But the execution was much less developed #monsterdon

Ah, Solarites. Those are @moira 's kids. #Monsterdon

I am also from the sun satellite and also the only one of their monsters that didn't die in the attack and also crash into an invisible wall that made a big hit at MIT.

#Monsterdon

They spent a lot of money on that helmet prop/set and by god they were gonna use it as much as they could. #Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

This is the worst Shave As You Sleep service ever! Zero stars.

#monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow yeah, that's not a knife, pretty sure #Monsterdon

These two oughta start an incel club #monsterdon

#Monsterdon weird duel

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet
"I inspected your giant suit"

#Monsterdon JUST KISS HIM ALREADY.

“You can’t force it. You can’t command it. If you do that you’ll never find it.”

I’m getting mixed messages about consent.
#monsterdon

I gotta be honest, having only watched like 5% of original Star Trek, it all seemed to be the same as parts of this movie

#Monsterdon

@lytta "I don't even know if I like women!" #monsterdon

@moira Yeah, he's gotta get back to Spacestation Crushing Boredom! #Monsterdon

it's trial by wishbone! here on the chicken nugget planet #monsterdon

That said, Zetha deserves a LOT better than Frank Chappedass

#Monsterdon

She is just upset because her parley didn't hit, but thanks to Phantom Planet Shove Kings you get 50% more per a bet!!
#monsterdon

Frank seems to be not at all effective at the whole "choosing a woman" thing

...I guess he has good reason, sort of

#Monsterdon

"No Liara, I don't love you. I don't even know if I like you!"

#monsterdon

Liara is getting pretty excited by the gravity plate. #monsterdon

He lived, but with the horrible knowledge of his inadequate 'scaping of his midriff.

#monsterdon

You want to leave Planet Crushing Boredom?! But why?!

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Frank, c'mon. Liara's just looking for a guy who's good with his combat rod. #Monsterdon

why wouldn't you fight to the death for a woman you literally met today?

#monsterdon

It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
#Monsterdon

Phantom Planet is kind of more of a Phantom Co-ed Dorm. #monsterdon

“I don’t want to kill you. I—“
#monsterdon

That wasn't so hard. Herron probably doesn't even lift #monsterdon

@combatwombat oh, I think he's been here for some time! #Monsterdon

That immediate disintegration didn't seem very immediate.

#monsterdon

IMO, the best strategy in this duel would be to reduce the force of your own push and slide quickly to the right or left, turning the rod to the side. Now, your opponent has to exert tremendous power to force you back toward the plates.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet
Chapman totally stepped on the gravity plate and nothing happened. He cheated.

The bloodlust is strong in the jury.

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

"I don't wanna kill you."

Can't you see I LOVE YOU <3 #Monsterdon

mercy from the Earthman. This reminds me of Flash Gordon #monsterdon

OH, SUDDENLY THEY CAN TALK HUH #Monsterdon #thephantomplanet

So much phallic imagery. It's like dick-a-palooza. #Monsterdon

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The dueling rod is really a very large 'I' but with serifs

The musical score of this fight scene is lame. There's no drama, no passion. #PhantomPlanet #Monsterdon

Shirtless men pushing their rods at each other until one of them goes down.
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

"I like you. I'll kill you last."

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

okay this is the stupidest looking duel i have ever seen in scifi or anything anywhere #monsterdon

@paco I dunno what that is, but it isn't a duel!? #Monsterdon

500 quatloons on the Earthman!! #monsterdon

I'll churn you senseless!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon this is just like MTVs The Challenge! Yes. Awesome 😎

I still don't understand the rules for this dual, can we have a practice match first?
@monsterdon

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

Is there a sci fi movie that has the chutzpah to make the alien duel a dance contest #monsterdon

Ok, so blonde lady just likes to watch the world burn. #Monsterdon

The people are tiny, and so is the amount of excitement you'll feel! #monsterdon