@Louisa a bit faster than the usual disintegration rate for a rock tho

#monsterdon

A test of bravery where you win by shoving your opponent onto a death plate. Because strength is the same as bravery.

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

He is a guru of love.

#Monsterdon

You cannot have a Duel of Bravery to the death while wearing shirts that is Universal Law #Monsterdon

this is a stupid way to duel

#monsterdon

Oh, OF COURSE they take their shirts off for a duel.
#Monsterdon

Classics Captain Kirk “take off your shirts” moment…
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@himbovoorhees I just though of somethi.... I'm being told to shut up. #Monsterdon

@70sgayspaceangel 😆
#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

the combat rod is three discarded q-tips brought to tiny town.

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

"Get ready."

Prepare for waxing!

#monsterdon

No quarter called and no quarter given. Wow. #monsterdon Can you afford duels to the death on this planet?

Quarter? I wouldn't give this guy a nickel!

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

And once again, Gravity Doesn't Work Like That #Monsterdon

Shirtless wrestling with a rod? #Monsterdon

Combat rod? Hey now. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet
Is everyone humming to make the sound of the "gravity/vaporizing plates"?

Apparently the atmosphere makes you smaller AND grow moss on your chest. #Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

This this literally the Kal-if-fee from Star Trek.

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

I think Chesty McBrilloHair has a real edge in this sumo match

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

when’s the monster showing up? #monsterdon

put your hand in the box

#monsterdon

THE duel #Monsterdon

The Combat Rod
is that what they call it on this asteroid? #monsterdon

#monsterdon King Wally kind of sounds like Bane with less highs and much less subwoofer. It's there though-

"You merely adopted the mcnugget, I was _born in it_"

So, how would the gra ity plates affect the air? Or are they activated by some minimum mass stuck on them?

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Put the WHAT in WHERE!? #Monsterdon

I see they managed to get their shirts off

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gravitysumo #Monsterdon

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OK now they've settled on 'RAY-TON, primary and secondary stresses like 'raccoon'

@Violinknitter Though to be fair I think he was actually working on stuff kind of along these lines when he died

Or, close enough, accounting for the level of nonsense in this movie

#Monsterdon

This mute Raytonian woman Zaitha reminds me of the woman in the Star Trek episode The Empath.
#Monsterdon

Didn't look very immediate to me. #monsterdon

"I'd like to hang one on you."

#Monsterdon

Chapman: "I'd like to hang one on you."

Herron: "Hang what?"

#Monsterdon

These Raytons sure like making assumptions about how much this earth guy knows about their culture that they've told him literally nothing about and in some cases told him that they won't tell him about at all anyway.

@monsterdon

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

We are getting tantalizingly close to a Gilbert and Sullivan musical number about the school that teaches the rules of duels on Rayton. #monsterdon

Maybe civilizations with only a few dozen citizens should have duels to the death. #monsterdon

First we’ve strip down to our skivvies. Then we fight. #Monsterdon

Death Linoleum STRIKES

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The dialoge in this movie feels like it was AI generated.
#Monsterdon

"I'd like to hang one on ya!"
That sure sounds like flirting to me.
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

#monsterdon "Dad Bods in Space!!"

*more* explaining.

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

Wait... are they calling her "Nude Girl"???

#Monsterdon

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He did apparently challenge him to 'the' duel, not 'a' duel.

#Monsterdon "hang one on you!"

You barely know each other.

Kirk fighting the Gorn song begins.

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The Duel
#monsterdon

"being mute, she's unable to defend herself"
yes, because being unable to speak often also prevents you from using your arms or legs or fingernails or indeed weaponry. (-_-)
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Damn, I was hoping for a duel of COWARDICE #monsterdon

Time to seduce the disabled, desperate girl.

#monsterdon

Chapman isn't ruling anything out. Now he's trying out the mute woman, because he can "talk TO her alone."
#Monsterdon

Sting likes the brunette woman because she can't talk.
I like her because I have a thing for big eyebrows. We are not the same.
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

@Louisa Or Buster Crabbe #Monsterdon

A duel? #monsterdon

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Quit saying 'the mute girl Zetha'! She's Zetha, ffs.

yo they gonna play Yu-gi-oh? #monsterdon

#monsterdon oh my rockets for a monster

Yay a duel! #monsterdon

@yatsu no. no bedding allowed. they could only keep the technology for binary gendered dresses #monsterdon

I haven’t had a chance to mansplain to you alone

#monsterdon

I just love the idea that her speaking voice is that of the dancer in White Christmas who says “mutual, I’m sure” and that’s why they made her mute. #Monsterdon

Einstein is, of course, the only physicist to ever do a physics #Monsterdon

listen, i have reports about this MOVIE that aren't good, when does IT go on trial. #monsterdon

"He can't have a harem if I can't!" #monsterdon

"How is it that you're so different from the others?"
"I can't communicate with you, so you project your thoughts and desires onto me. I'm actually the same as the others, but you won't get to know me enough to realize it."

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

@whknott Huh, well okay. I guess that just isn't my take on it.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon dude. The fuck. Is this Space Mormons?

I don't know if our lead actor dyed his hair blond or what, but he's got a real weird Billy Idol aesthetic going on

#Monsterdon

Anyone want to guess her age?

#monsterdon

@Taweret they sleep on rocks because otherwise they will get soft and lazy and society will collapse remember? #Monsterdon

I love a blank slate...
#monsterdon

"Why don't you say me and you go find a balloon to crawl inside of?" #monsterdon

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"How is it you're more different than the others" <-- Captain Chapman's best line apparently

Whoa whoa, what was HE doing in there all by himself? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet
I'm digging the rectangular pillows that Zeta was lounging on.
Oh, for fuck's sake, asshole Captain Chapman is going to talk at Zeta for the rest of the movie, isn't he?

Frank Chapman likes the dark-haired woman because she doesn't talk.

#Monsterdon

"Let's go make out in my abandoned giant spacesuit" is actually pretty awesome

#monsterdon

@skatem no! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #Monsterdon

Hello mute space nurse!~
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

Sooo second in command is a Red Herron? #Monsterdon

You wanna hang out in my suit? It only smells like three kinda of ass and armpits now that it's had time to air out.

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Gravity Doesn't Work That Way! ✅ #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

damn bitch are you about to cheat on your state-assigned wife

#monsterdon

"Yeah, it used to be my old spacesuit before it became Makeout Point"

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

He's an Earth 6 but a 10 on Rayton. #monsterdon

Ah, the romance of the giant alien space suit. #Monsterdon

Meet a mute #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero did they try fire? nuthin,nevermind #Monsterdon

hello
Hello
HELLOOOOOOO

Hello!

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

I think the monster in this movie is the lack of tethers during space walks

#monsterdon

Remember the tiny space Alamo. #monsterdon

"I need to know how it works."

"In due time."

"I want to know now!"

"Ok"

"So tell me how this works"

"The gravity of our planet allows us to technobabble blah blah blah"

"That's all beyond me."

Good job Captain Science.

#monsterdon

Oh good. Our sun won’t cool off for millions of years.
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon THEY'RE NOT LMAOOO

#Monsterdon oh you know the atoms are different here, you know atoms, the things that are physically the same everywhere or everything would go bye-bye

#monsterdon ....we dont worry about our planet overheating, either. That's a problem for the future!

Two men don't just walk off a rocket in the middle of space! Well, they do since you know damn well they don't have tethers, dumbass.

#monsterdon

Just sort of jump into space and hope you don't miss. #monsterdon