Wait... are they calling her "Nude Girl"???

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#Monsterdon "hang one on you!"

You barely know each other.

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He did apparently challenge him to 'the' duel, not 'a' duel.

Kirk fighting the Gorn song begins.

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There's some kind of love polyhedron here but I cannot understand what's going on

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The Duel
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BEYBLADES! BEYBLADES! BEYBLADES! BEYBLADES!

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"being mute, she's unable to defend herself"
yes, because being unable to speak often also prevents you from using your arms or legs or fingernails or indeed weaponry. (-_-)
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Damn, I was hoping for a duel of COWARDICE #monsterdon

Time to seduce the disabled, desperate girl.

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Chapman isn't ruling anything out. Now he's trying out the mute woman, because he can "talk TO her alone."
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Sting likes the brunette woman because she can't talk.
I like her because I have a thing for big eyebrows. We are not the same.
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@Louisa Or Buster Crabbe #Monsterdon

A duel? #monsterdon

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Quit saying 'the mute girl Zetha'! She's Zetha, ffs.

yo they gonna play Yu-gi-oh? #monsterdon

#monsterdon oh my rockets for a monster

Yay a duel! #monsterdon

@yatsu no. no bedding allowed. they could only keep the technology for binary gendered dresses #monsterdon

I haven’t had a chance to mansplain to you alone

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I just love the idea that her speaking voice is that of the dancer in White Christmas who says “mutual, I’m sure” and that’s why they made her mute. #Monsterdon

Einstein is, of course, the only physicist to ever do a physics #Monsterdon

listen, i have reports about this MOVIE that aren't good, when does IT go on trial. #monsterdon

"He can't have a harem if I can't!" #monsterdon

"How is it that you're so different from the others?"
"I can't communicate with you, so you project your thoughts and desires onto me. I'm actually the same as the others, but you won't get to know me enough to realize it."

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@whknott Huh, well okay. I guess that just isn't my take on it.

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#Monsterdon dude. The fuck. Is this Space Mormons?

I don't know if our lead actor dyed his hair blond or what, but he's got a real weird Billy Idol aesthetic going on

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Anyone want to guess her age?

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@Taweret they sleep on rocks because otherwise they will get soft and lazy and society will collapse remember? #Monsterdon

I love a blank slate...
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"Why don't you say me and you go find a balloon to crawl inside of?" #monsterdon

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"How is it you're more different than the others" <-- Captain Chapman's best line apparently

"The atoms have narrower electronic orbits than on other planets."

Oh, THAT'S how they get smol oxygen. 😐 #Monsterdon

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I'm digging the rectangular pillows that Zeta was lounging on.
Oh, for fuck's sake, asshole Captain Chapman is going to talk at Zeta for the rest of the movie, isn't he?

Whoa whoa, what was HE doing in there all by himself? #Monsterdon

ah, the lesser one, because she has dark black hair and doesn't speak… and that's why peroxide ubermensch is totally in love with her. he can mansplain his way around her 24/7.

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Frank Chapman likes the dark-haired woman because she doesn't talk.

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"Let's go make out in my abandoned giant spacesuit" is actually pretty awesome

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Hello mute space nurse!~
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@skatem no! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #Monsterdon

Sooo second in command is a Red Herron? #Monsterdon

You wanna hang out in my suit? It only smells like three kinda of ass and armpits now that it's had time to air out.

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@uptownsongclub Hot On Rayton, starring Betty White

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Gravity Doesn't Work That Way! ✅ #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

damn bitch are you about to cheat on your state-assigned wife

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"Yeah, it used to be my old spacesuit before it became Makeout Point"

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He's an Earth 6 but a 10 on Rayton. #monsterdon

Ah, the romance of the giant alien space suit. #Monsterdon

99.9% of the time strange alien clothing is "what if boy had cleavage too" #monsterdon

Masters of matter and gravity, still haven't invented the mattress yet though. #Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Meet a mute #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero did they try fire? nuthin,nevermind #Monsterdon

hello
Hello
HELLOOOOOOO

Hello!

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I think the monster in this movie is the lack of tethers during space walks

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@amyfou *throws chalk angrily to the floor #monsterdon

Remember the tiny space Alamo. #monsterdon

"I need to know how it works."

"In due time."

"I want to know now!"

"Ok"

"So tell me how this works"

"The gravity of our planet allows us to technobabble blah blah blah"

"That's all beyond me."

Good job Captain Science.

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Oh good. Our sun won’t cool off for millions of years.
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#Monsterdon THEY'RE NOT LMAOOO

#Monsterdon oh you know the atoms are different here, you know atoms, the things that are physically the same everywhere or everything would go bye-bye

#monsterdon ....we dont worry about our planet overheating, either. That's a problem for the future!

Two men don't just walk off a rocket in the middle of space! Well, they do since you know damn well they don't have tethers, dumbass.

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Just sort of jump into space and hope you don't miss. #monsterdon

She is the perfect warm and sensitive woman because she cannot speak.

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Theremin-based control systems? Christ this is some shit UX.

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Lay (mis)understanding of the Bohr model strikes again

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Cecil is wearing 80s appropriate bling. #Monsterdon

The theremin as input device! #monsterdon

...Wait, so your planet is a balloon? #Monsterdon

Two more beautiful men on their way. #Monsterdon

Oh, this tiny asteroid has warring factions, because of course it does
why not
sure let's go

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"A spy for the solarites"

I can assure you that he's a tellurian (well, possibly with selenian citizenship)

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I like this film for the ostentatious sets

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Appropriate that Roku gives me commercials for COPD treatment. #Monsterdon

In contrast to last week's movie, #thePhantomPlanet features a more realistic looking cockpit and rocket interior but seems to have forgotten that rockets point down... the internal layout is more like that of a car with an airlock chamber in the back. The Cat Women of the Moon movie had less realistic looking set dressing but a slightly more realistic layout.

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I look forward to these solarites, maybe they will be good communist
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Ironically Frank's parents on earth have also been pestering him to find a nice girl and settle down #monsterdon

We call it the Theramin interface. We use it for everything!

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@Zerofactorial @CactuarJoe whut like pan-am? -bad ears dad #Monsterdon

Introducing an enemy faction 43 minutes into the movie? That's a choice.

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Chapman sporting the very deep V. This shit is weird. #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero Yeah! I'm feeling like two men floating off into the infinite void would be a pretty common happenstance in this space force. #Monsterdon

@raindrops_and_roses i think she was the Akemi Tani I spotted in the credits. IMDB doesn't have her in anything else though, and no picture either, so i'm just assuming. #monsterdon

Shot on location on the 9th hole of a mini-golf course. #monsterdon

Pesky Solarites, so high and mighty about how they live on the Sun and all #monsterdon

@diazona (coughs politely) yes, but

SMOKIN HOT

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The junior military guy looks like Steve Carell

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Every so often this guy sounds like a Temu Peter Graves

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"I can't work under these conditions"
Buddy, you're not doing a damn thing here #Monsterdon

Oof. No need to send the man's beans and frank right into the camera lens, pal. 🙈 #Monsterdon

Seriously. Where did these people study acting? a Sears & Roebuck kiosk? #PhantomPlanet #Monsterdon

@paco some sort of vanity role for someone's relative or a starlet who couldn't actually act? #monsterdon

@neia squawking 1200 #Monsterdon

A spy for the Solarites? Now who are THEY? #monsterdon

Does that table of broken wine glasses control the phantom planet's gravity drive? #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe they don't seem to have a problem with just jumping into deep space without a tether #monsterdon

Oh, yeah, I remember reading that about Einstein. Too bad our planet isn't dense enough.

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@yatsu Absolutely! I noticed that too.

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