I hope she has a space gun under that pillow

#monsterdon
#ThePhantomPlanet

No more gravity wall in the jail? It's clobbering time! #ThePhantomPlanet1961 🙄 #Monsterdon

The Solarite can barely navigate 3 stairs. They don’t seem terribly menacing. #Monsterdon

Just like the viewers. #Monsterdon

BAD TOUCH MAGMAR #Monsterdon

Oh no, is the Magmar now falling in love with the Earth Rayton woman?

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

Look, this guy just standing quietly in the corner constitutes sexual harrassment.

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

So in this movie Chapman gets to be a White Savior before he's even done any saving? This is some bullshit. #Monsterdon

You didn't count on Solarite Freddy Krueger. #monsterdon

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet
Solarite will attack as soon as he figures out steps.

This is the dumbest car chase. #Monsterdon

little flame balls throwing potshots at giant chicken nugget

this is peak scifi

#monsterdon

@Taweret And he's had his eye on Zetha. What bad luck #monsterdon

The Beauty and the Beast! #PhantomPlanet #Monsterdon

Why don't the "sound waves" translate the Solarites' language?
#Monsterdon

testicle head is going to molest silent girl

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

The fugative flaming space mouse is hekkin' delightful :blobaww: #Monsterdon

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

that was an epic space battle between fried chicken and popcorn tho

#monsterdon

@Taweret I thought gravity wall was foolproof :'(

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Its astounding. Time is fleeting. Madness...

Sleep, perchance to dream. after all, why not recap all the things we just saw, we've done it once already. #monsterdon

And a lucky shot disables the captive's cage! Rampage coming, if he can get down those steps with those oversize floppy feet ...

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

#monsterdon get them!! get them!!!

GO MONSTERS GO!!!

HE IS FREE

#monsterdon

Yes! The Solarite is breaking free!
#monsterdon

why fight? why don't they try to talk-- sorry, "voice wave" it out? #monsterdon

Sessom thinks Frank is 'wise' - now I know they're doomed on Rayton #monsterdon

That does not look much like a curtain?

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Paaaaartay! It's Party Time! #Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet
They freed the captive Solarite! I hope he smashes things.

#TeamSpicyNuggs #monsterdon

SPAAAAAACE BULLLLLLLETS!!!!

#Monsterdon

Heh, their leader's a real buzzkill. #Monsterdon

"Now I want a set of quick cuts between all the major characters, but - and this is critical - none of them must emote anything _at all_." - the director, probably

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

PEW PEW
wooo woo woo
#monsterdon

Science Fiction, the realm of infinite possibilities, where the only limit is the imagination, where sad space boogers fire pistols at attic insulation. This is cinema. This is what Nicole Kidman meant. #monsterdon

I think Ben Burtt was inspired by this movie when working on Star Wars #Monsterdon

Would you look at that, Chekhov's gun. #monsterdon

@moira wasn't that on the left si... #wrongMovie #Monsterdon

Raytheons wet dreams #Monsterdon

"Sir! The coating is extra crunchy with 11 secret herbs and spices!"

"What you say?!"

#monsterdon

I feel kinda bad for the Solaites TBH they are just trying to preserve their flaming way of life #Monsterdon

One race of aliens look just like humans, but the Solarites look like a burnt piece of popcorn with eyes.
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👨‍🚀 👩‍🚀 🚀 ☄️🪐 😱

Ruh-roh

Magmar #Monsterdon https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/113580997231018866

@apLundell maybe the raytonites live on golden doodle puppies

#monsterdon

popcorn chicken vs popcorns that caught fire on the stove

#monsterdon

See, this is why you keep your Magmar in a Pokeball, not the hall closet. #Monsterdon

You guys stop making me hungry

#Monsterdon

I bet Frank would like to "frontal attack" Zatha *studio audience whoops* #monsterdon

"What hump?" -- the Solarite, probably

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Their defense is to vogue? #Monsterdon

Which side is the face of this lumpy chicken nugget in space?
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

pew pew pew

#monsterdon

@ramsey I think so. #monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

CAPTAIN, SHE CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE O THIS

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

@ramsey I believe they did yes

ahhhhhhh my brain hurts

#Monsterdon

The Solarians are using six-shooter technology, sounds like #monsterdon

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Welp, the earth man votes to 'fight' so I guess we're fighting.

@combatwombat@hachyderm.io

Solarite, tearfully: "I now pronounce you husbands!"

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

Revolver noises! In! SPAAAAAACE!

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

I don't think he is filled with regret when he is forced to destroy. He is clearly enjoying being a destroyer.

#Monsterdon

@JoeWynne I refuse to believe anyone tried fire, but that's probably just me #Monsterdon

tendie wars #monsterdon

Fuck it, Earth man, you save us! #monsterdon

Space popcorn chicken makes evasive maneuvers to avoid the space sparklers with the concentrated heat bomb

...what am I watching

#Monsterdon

The Solarites’ national anthem is Dueling Banjos
#monsterdon

I literally don't know what's going on. Did... did they move their own planet?

#Monsterdon

What could've been #monsterdon

I like how they're using this prison cell as a chance to do scientific exposition and foreshadowing #monsterdon

Oh no - it's a flaming marshmallow attack!

#monsterdon

That poor solarite, this is the worst flying vessel related death since the British grandma in Die Hard 2 #monsterdon

#Monsterdon the squealing flaming pig-bugs are after that flying piece of popcorn chicken!!

Are the Solarites or this ships shrieking like TIE fighters?
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

Damn, the Phantom Planet looks dank. What kind of terps you got on Rayton? #monsterdon

Why are the solarite ships constantly on fire?

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

NO CHICKEN TENDIES FOR YOU!

#Monsterdon

It's the evil aliens from planet Screensaver IV!

#monsterdon

The solarites want to overcook that popcorn chicken.

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

@steggy And I'm one of them. #Monsterdon

Did we change SFX teams? This movie has some serious sounds all of a sudden

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet
I'm officially pro-Solarite.

Rifle sounds in space. 🙄

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

@CactuarJoe I just read this as “There are many inebriated worlds”

God I hope so

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon What the hell is going on??!!

Thrill to the flaming chicken nugget space dog fight. #Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Tardis? #Monsterdon

Y'know, if the movie had introduced the Solarites oh, 40 minutes ago, we could've had an actual plot. #Monsterdon

@Taweret i really like the flappy fire wings of the sun dudes

#monsterdon

the Solarite just looks like a sad basset hound #monsterdon

Marshmallows on fire!

#Monsterdon

POP THE CLUTCH AND PEANUT PLANET LEAVES 'EM IN THEIR DUST

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

so the flaming meteors are kamikaze vessels? #Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Zim did it better.

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet #InvaderZim

This is a really terrible movie! Loving it. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👨‍🚀 👩‍🚀 🚀 ☄️🪐 😱

Sparkle-attack!

I like how there's this big Solar System war but nobody thought to invade the ideal habitable world where nobody even knows all this is going on.

Feeling sorry for the Solarites, they're refugees basically.

#monsterdon

"I don't see how this can work. What about my size?"

Dude, you have some obvious self-esteem issues.

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet