Which side is the face of this lumpy chicken nugget in space?
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pew pew pew

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@ramsey I think so. #monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Are they attacking broccoli? #monsterdon

CAPTAIN, SHE CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE O THIS

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@ramsey I believe they did yes

ahhhhhhh my brain hurts

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The Solarians are using six-shooter technology, sounds like #monsterdon

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Welp, the earth man votes to 'fight' so I guess we're fighting.

Revolver noises! In! SPAAAAAACE!

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I don't think he is filled with regret when he is forced to destroy. He is clearly enjoying being a destroyer.

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@combatwombat@hachyderm.io

Solarite, tearfully: "I now pronounce you husbands!"

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@JoeWynne I refuse to believe anyone tried fire, but that's probably just me #Monsterdon

tendie wars #monsterdon

Fuck it, Earth man, you save us! #monsterdon

PREPARE FOR FULL FRONTAL

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Space popcorn chicken makes evasive maneuvers to avoid the space sparklers with the concentrated heat bomb

...what am I watching

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The Solarites’ national anthem is Dueling Banjos
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I literally don't know what's going on. Did... did they move their own planet?

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What could've been #monsterdon

I like how they're using this prison cell as a chance to do scientific exposition and foreshadowing #monsterdon

Oh no - it's a flaming marshmallow attack!

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That poor solarite, this is the worst flying vessel related death since the British grandma in Die Hard 2 #monsterdon

#Monsterdon the squealing flaming pig-bugs are after that flying piece of popcorn chicken!!

Are the Solarites or this ships shrieking like TIE fighters?
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Frank is taken to see a Solarite... which is a rubber suit monster guy with a giant brain and a horn who is mad at being in jail and is thus throwing rocks at the forcefield jail door. The fancy lady explains that there are many inhabited planets but only the Solarites are enemies of the tiny rock people.

I'm hoping some of those other planets are less dismal than the options we have seen so far.

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Damn, the Phantom Planet looks dank. What kind of terps you got on Rayton? #monsterdon

Why are the solarite ships constantly on fire?

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NO CHICKEN TENDIES FOR YOU!

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It's the evil aliens from planet Screensaver IV!

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The solarites want to overcook that popcorn chicken.

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@steggy And I'm one of them. #Monsterdon

Did we change SFX teams? This movie has some serious sounds all of a sudden

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I'm officially pro-Solarite.

Rifle sounds in space. 🙄

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@CactuarJoe I just read this as “There are many inebriated worlds”

God I hope so

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@Newpa_Hasai GRAVITY

*jazz hands*

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Thrill to the flaming chicken nugget space dog fight. #Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

#monsterdon What the hell is going on??!!

Tardis? #Monsterdon

Y'know, if the movie had introduced the Solarites oh, 40 minutes ago, we could've had an actual plot. #Monsterdon

@Taweret i really like the flappy fire wings of the sun dudes

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the Solarite just looks like a sad basset hound #monsterdon

Marshmallows on fire!

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POP THE CLUTCH AND PEANUT PLANET LEAVES 'EM IN THEIR DUST

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so the flaming meteors are kamikaze vessels? #Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Zim did it better.

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This is a really terrible movie! Loving it. #monsterdon

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Sparkle-attack!

I like how there's this big Solar System war but nobody thought to invade the ideal habitable world where nobody even knows all this is going on.

Feeling sorry for the Solarites, they're refugees basically.

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"I don't see how this can work. What about my size?"

Dude, you have some obvious self-esteem issues.

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Well that was a let down. No explosions or sparks flying. Those Solarites need some target practice.
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So I guess the Solarite must be tiny too, huh? #monsterdon

@Taweret gravity wall is foolproof, no worries

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Solarite political prisoner.
Justice for lumpy space man.
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"There are many inhabited worlds"

Great, where's the Electabuzz planet? #Monsterdon

"Yes, let us all pray for the efficacy of the 'wall'". #monsterdon

"He could kill us all if he escaped" Gosh, it's good there's absolutely no way that could ever every possibly happen. #Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Solarites. Now I know where Buckaroo Bonzai got their ideas from.
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so the solarites breathe smol air too?

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This monster's eyeballs are everything I've ever wanted

She-splaining, very counter-intuitive

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Oh look, a Doctor Who monster

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They're rather like your earth insects, larger of course...

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That is very much an OG Lost in Space monster tho

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"he'd kill us all if he escaped"
okay, we know what we have to do, people.
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Okay, so the big issue is that the Solarites want tech to prevent their home planet from crashing into the sun, and the Raytonians are all "then perish"?

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#monsterdon FINALLY

can't wait to find out if the monster is the monster or the real monster is tiny people (and not using tethers in space walks)

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More Spacemen without OSHA approved work tethers on external work zones. #Monsterdon #Safetyfirst

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Does the new monster have an acorn on its head?

Justice for the solarite! #monsterdon

So the solarites want the secret of gravity control to stop their world from being pulled into the sun?

We MUST stop them from learning how to save their whole world.

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Long List of films with miniature people
...including The Big Lebowski!

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https://www.wikiwand.com/en/articles/List_of_films_featuring_miniature_people

"Dean Fredericks’ high cheekbones and strikingly Asiatic looks served him well in Hollywood as a bit actor, scoring part after part as Indigenous characters with names like Crow Feather, Comanche Chief, Grey Wolf, Great Bear, Spotted Wolf, and more."

https://www.invisiblethemepark.com/2021/12/dean-fredericks-flying-under-the-radar/

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Yeah we lock molecules together too it's called CONCRETE

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Reminds me of those bags of dog waste one ignites on a porch #monsterdon

Hey there's Richard Kiel. #monsterdon

59m in and we have a monster #monsterdon

Ooh, MIT shoutout #monsterdon

Oh so NOW we get a monster. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon even the monster is bored of the monotone exposition

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It's easy to forget that they're all teensy, but it's funnier to watch when you remember that they're all teensy

Oh no, they took Cookiepuss prisoner! #monsterdon

"That's a Solarite?"

THAT'S A MAGMAR YOU SHITS #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe
I love all my crazy, crazy children, even the really AAAAAGH YIKES WHAT THAT IS NOT MINE

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I like that the solarite keeps his testicles on his head.

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Yay! We get a monster suit!

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Richard Kiel the Solarite! #monsterdon

We must stop the Flaming Space Popcorn! #Monsterdon

Chapman just Chapman-splained love to Liara?
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This planet is so advanced they have a USB version of the theremin.

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Wow sticks lit on fire, what a fantastic adventure into the imagination #monsterdon

These days we call a 'sun-satellite' a dwarf planet #monsterdon

Bare chested men and the combat rod? Give me a break 🤭#Monsterdon

All of these people are terrible theremin players #Monsterdon

Do the solarites of concentrated beams of heat? To speed up your time?

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@CactuarJoe They're such rambunctious little kiddos!

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"I don't want the earth people to find us, so I'll move the whole planet close to earth's moon so the earth people will find us"

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Solarites? *Now* we're not going to explain.

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