You were perfect. Then you spoke. #Monsterdon

So in the end, the solution to the problem of too many Earth spaceships coming to the popcorn chicken planet is going to be to bring more Earth spaceships to the popcorn chicken planet

🤦

#Monsterdon

Quick! Somene get the giant wishbone so they can duel the Solarite to the death!

#monsterdon

"You have such an adorable little face" - that's sizeist!

#monsterdon
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OK that was a weird smooch too nothing works as it should on this weird teensifying asteroid

"At last, you can talk I can learn who you are as a person! You can challenge me intellectually and speak to me about... oh no. Oh no no no."

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

"You have such an adorable little face," I mean that's straight out of the Seducing Extraterrestrial Babes handbook right there. Classic NASA instruction manual

#monsterdon
#ThePhantomPlanet

He actually said this:

"It's great that you can talk. I have so many things to say to you."

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon i have many things to say to you frank chapman, like touch my boobies and smoochie my lips

I'm a little behind now because of mashed potato reasons. #monsterdon

Poor tiny rubber alien, we will miss you...

#monsterdon

Instant destruction. That is literally not instantaneous. Bye, Magmar. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon RIP space goofy, done in by the gravity plate (the actual in-movie device, not the cocktail)

so... we have about ten minutes left for that guy who floated away into space to show up again. #monsterdon

Wait so they defeated all but one, but that one alone could defeat all of them? #monsterdon

@hollie Only out of smol oxygen though

#Monsterdon

They've invented scream therapy!

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

@CactuarJoe you know, smetimes, when I don't want to know, I don't google! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #Monsterdon

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The chaos of battle has brought them close enough to the moon for the jerk of an earth dude to let him jump over or something

The solar space puppy is no more... Bau bau :(
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

@CactuarJoe Disappointed. I guess that’s why he wasn’t in the credits.
#monsterdon

plot twist: the gravity plates don't actually disintegrate anything, they teleport you to the Port Authority Bus Terminal 2nd floor bathroom

#monsterdon

"Go into your suit, seal it up so you're not exposed to our atmosphere...,"

AND THEN HE RUNS OUT OF OXYGEN

#monsterdon
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the ytes will always choose each other before choosing the funk. always 🤨

#Monsterdon
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"You know, honey, I was skeptical when we bought that home security square, but you were right!" #monsterdon

nooooo poor Solarite 😢

#Monsterdon

The solarite got vaporized and you're all laughing at his finger foreskins? #monsterdon

So was the whole point of the duel just... To explain why they have a Sudden Death Panel on the floor in the cockpit of their planet? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon lmao the alien has to steppy onto the plate what a nice alien to give them a hand like that

@moira Slide! Slide! #monsterdon

The Solarite looks so confused all the time. Probably because the actor can't see a thing in that costume. #Monsterdon

From: Phantom Planet Safety Department
Subject: URGENT - High Gravity Plates

Again, on our most recent inspection, we found that the High Gravity Plates were left on, without any measures to prevent an accidental disintegration.

This is especially surprising, given that such an incident occurred to our own inspector on their last visit.

Remedy this problem. This is your FINAL NOTICE.

#Monsterdon

I also have an adorable little face and am so lovely.

#Monsterdon

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Zetha can scream! And the solarite is very shove-y but not very good at fisticuffs or anything

Whoa the Solarite knows how to make non-theremin noises

Musical battle for supremacy of the tiny snacks universe?

#Monsterdon

They don't rope off the gravity plates when they're not using them?! #Monsterdon

the Solarite creature design feels deeply, incredibly racist to me

#monsterdon

Wait - she's supposed to be mute

#monsterdon

The Solarite was the Aztec Mummy of this film #monsterdon

ah, the disintegration pad. i see why this movie thought we needed that duel. #monsterdon

So mute girl has a voice, just not the will to use it? brain injury? vocal organ deficits?

#Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

What a world! What a world! #Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

"Ma'am, I'm terribly sorry to bother you, but can you show me the way out of here?"

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

I changed my mind, the Solarite has not really turned this movie around, it is still pretty boring.

#Monsterdon

KEIL! GET ON THE PLATE!

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Is it me or does the Solarite have a Disney's Pluto look to him.
#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

Solarite is just a big puppy dog who wants to go home.
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

#Monsterdon ooo nice slide alien guy

Monster wanted that necklace, but didn’t get it #Monsterdon

Wait, Retha can scream? #monsterdon

Boop! goes the Solarite

#monsterdon

So, why did he shrink in the first place??? If his suit is not air-tight this plan will not work.

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

#Monsterdon i love how confused and dopey the alien's face looks when it's not being lit on fire

"Hey, is she alright?!" - the Solarite, probably

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

only the solarite can play theremin-punk #Monsterdon

those eyes. THOSE EYES.
i will be seeing them in my dreams this night.
#monsterdon

@amyfou I was noticing that as well. It's quite stylish.
#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

I like the Solarite because of his dog muzzle #monsterdon

#monsterdon Space Goofy or Nosferat-dog?

@apLundell Poor monster! Then she'll expect hom to remember EVERYTHING! just wait... #Monsterdon

#monsterdon attack them with wifi!!!!

@Zerofactorial French #monsterdon

Zetha and the Solarite make a cute couple, they should run away together and escape this painfully boring society

#Monsterdon

That's Monster for "Fire bad!" #monsterdon

Giving up on the stealth challenge #monsterdon

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Also really appreaciate the placement of the fur/fringe on the solarite outfit very jaunty

"aaah. oh. no." #Monsterdon

@Lazarou Rayton or Solarite? #monsterdon

maybe Sesom wouldn't be so tired if he didn't have to wear fifty pounds of bling around his neck

#monsterdon

Aww the Solarite is just jealous of Zetha's long luxurious hair.
"Who's your beautician? . . . Oh shit she fainted. I'll go find a doctor. "
#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

More space pew pew. Awesome
#Monsterdon

YARRRrrr!

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

I love the echos the lasers make

#monsterdon

@anne that's the gravity beam that makes the stone mattress fluffy

#monsterdon

is he just going to reach at her threateningly like torgo?

#monsterdon

Meanwhile, the Romulan Star Empire looks upon the Solarite design with great interest.

#monsterdon

Is it just me or do these Solarite ships sound like Darth Vader's fighter?
#Monsterdon

Those fingers! Barf!!! #monsterdon

I've heard having uncircumcised fingers is a lot more common these days. #monsterdon

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He got 'er with the tubercule finners

@liferstate You insult GWAR with your temerity!

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

@Zerofactorial I knew somebody like that once...

#monsterdon

How can these people sleep with a spotlight shining on their beds
#monsterdon

ah yes, because it's not a 50s/60s sci fi movie if you don't have an alien space monster carrying the hot girl around for a while. #monsterdon

Making TIE fighter swooping noises in my head while the flaming popcorn attacks, sorry not sorry

#monsterdon

What's with the sound effects? Is the Solarite's hand a vacuum cleaner? #Monsterdon

When you’re mute in space, no one can hear you scream. #Monsterdon

Solarites in their ships are sorta cool. #Monsterdon

Playtex Living Gloves, if I remember correctly

#Monsterdon

This is how Chuck E Cheese characters are made #Monsterdon #thephantomplanet

Flaming Chicken Nuggets Magmar is freeeeeee!!!! #Monsterdon

This movie is what HP Lovecraft sees after a healthy whiff of ether. #monsterdon

#monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet
Zeta and the Solarite are going to make beautiful babies as soon as it fins the light switch.

I want a dream ballet like in Oklahoma #monsterdon

is she blind too?

#monsterdon

I'm team Solarite.

#Monsterdon

Solarite has been lonely for long time in cell. Solarite has NEEDS

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

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This solarite has kind of a deputy dawg face