#monsterdon Space Goofy or Nosferat-dog?

@apLundell Poor monster! Then she'll expect hom to remember EVERYTHING! just wait... #Monsterdon

#monsterdon attack them with wifi!!!!

@Zerofactorial French #monsterdon

Zetha and the Solarite make a cute couple, they should run away together and escape this painfully boring society

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That's Monster for "Fire bad!" #monsterdon

Giving up on the stealth challenge #monsterdon

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Also really appreaciate the placement of the fur/fringe on the solarite outfit very jaunty

"aaah. oh. no." #Monsterdon

@Lazarou Rayton or Solarite? #monsterdon

maybe Sesom wouldn't be so tired if he didn't have to wear fifty pounds of bling around his neck

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Aww the Solarite is just jealous of Zetha's long luxurious hair.
"Who's your beautician? . . . Oh shit she fainted. I'll go find a doctor. "
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More space pew pew. Awesome
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YARRRrrr!

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I love the echos the lasers make

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@anne that's the gravity beam that makes the stone mattress fluffy

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is he just going to reach at her threateningly like torgo?

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Meanwhile, the Romulan Star Empire looks upon the Solarite design with great interest.

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Is it just me or do these Solarite ships sound like Darth Vader's fighter?
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I've heard having uncircumcised fingers is a lot more common these days. #monsterdon

Those fingers! Barf!!! #monsterdon

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He got 'er with the tubercule finners

@liferstate You insult GWAR with your temerity!

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@Zerofactorial I knew somebody like that once...

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Why is the solarite stealing a girl? What is the objective here?

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How can these people sleep with a spotlight shining on their beds
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ah yes, because it's not a 50s/60s sci fi movie if you don't have an alien space monster carrying the hot girl around for a while. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon im gonna wiggle my fingies at you ohhhh so scarrrryyyy

Making TIE fighter swooping noises in my head while the flaming popcorn attacks, sorry not sorry

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What's with the sound effects? Is the Solarite's hand a vacuum cleaner? #Monsterdon

When you’re mute in space, no one can hear you scream. #Monsterdon

Solarites in their ships are sorta cool. #Monsterdon

Playtex Living Gloves, if I remember correctly

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This is how Chuck E Cheese characters are made #Monsterdon #thephantomplanet

Flaming Chicken Nuggets Magmar is freeeeeee!!!! #Monsterdon

This movie is what HP Lovecraft sees after a healthy whiff of ether. #monsterdon

What has the Solarite been eating all these years? Does he subsist on a fire based diet?
He is a really cheap suit but I like the giant shoulder spikes that break up the human silhouette a bit.
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Zeta and the Solarite are going to make beautiful babies as soon as it fins the light switch.

I want a dream ballet like in Oklahoma #monsterdon

is she blind too?

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I'm team Solarite.

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Couldn't the Raytonians simply end the conflict by sharing their gravity technology? Like, why isn't that an option?

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Solarite has been lonely for long time in cell. Solarite has NEEDS

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This solarite has kind of a deputy dawg face

I hope she has a space gun under that pillow

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#ThePhantomPlanet

No more gravity wall in the jail? It's clobbering time! #ThePhantomPlanet1961 🙄 #Monsterdon

The Solarite can barely navigate 3 stairs. They don’t seem terribly menacing. #Monsterdon

Just like the viewers. #Monsterdon

BAD TOUCH MAGMAR #Monsterdon

Oh no, is the Magmar now falling in love with the Earth Rayton woman?

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

Look, this guy just standing quietly in the corner constitutes sexual harrassment.

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So in this movie Chapman gets to be a White Savior before he's even done any saving? This is some bullshit. #Monsterdon

You didn't count on Solarite Freddy Krueger. #monsterdon

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Solarite will attack as soon as he figures out steps.

This is the dumbest car chase. #Monsterdon

little flame balls throwing potshots at giant chicken nugget

this is peak scifi

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@Taweret And he's had his eye on Zetha. What bad luck #monsterdon

The Beauty and the Beast! #PhantomPlanet #Monsterdon

Why don't the "sound waves" translate the Solarites' language?
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testicle head is going to molest silent girl

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The fugative flaming space mouse is hekkin' delightful :blobaww: #Monsterdon

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that was an epic space battle between fried chicken and popcorn tho

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#monsterdon Its astounding. Time is fleeting. Madness...

@Taweret I thought gravity wall was foolproof :'(

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Sleep, perchance to dream. after all, why not recap all the things we just saw, we've done it once already. #monsterdon

Sessen : What would you do?
Jackass at the back : plum sauce or maybe Ranch.
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And a lucky shot disables the captive's cage! Rampage coming, if he can get down those steps with those oversize floppy feet ...

#Monsterdon #PhantomPlanet

#monsterdon get them!! get them!!!

GO MONSTERS GO!!!

Yes! The Solarite is breaking free!
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HE IS FREE

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why fight? why don't they try to talk-- sorry, "voice wave" it out? #monsterdon

Sessom thinks Frank is 'wise' - now I know they're doomed on Rayton #monsterdon

That does not look much like a curtain?

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Paaaaartay! It's Party Time! #Monsterdon #ThePhantomPlanet

#TeamSpicyNuggs #monsterdon

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They freed the captive Solarite! I hope he smashes things.

SPAAAAAACE BULLLLLLLETS!!!!

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Heh, their leader's a real buzzkill. #Monsterdon

"Now I want a set of quick cuts between all the major characters, but - and this is critical - none of them must emote anything _at all_." - the director, probably

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PEW PEW
wooo woo woo
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Science Fiction, the realm of infinite possibilities, where the only limit is the imagination, where sad space boogers fire pistols at attic insulation. This is cinema. This is what Nicole Kidman meant. #monsterdon

I think Ben Burtt was inspired by this movie when working on Star Wars #Monsterdon

activate the gravity curtain! wavy lines will save us! #monsterdon

Would you look at that, Chekhov's gun. #monsterdon

@moira wasn't that on the left si... #wrongMovie #Monsterdon

Raytheons wet dreams #Monsterdon

"Sir! The coating is extra crunchy with 11 secret herbs and spices!"

"What you say?!"

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I feel kinda bad for the Solaites TBH they are just trying to preserve their flaming way of life #Monsterdon

One race of aliens look just like humans, but the Solarites look like a burnt piece of popcorn with eyes.
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Ruh-roh

Magmar #Monsterdon https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe/113580997231018866

@apLundell maybe the raytonites live on golden doodle puppies

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popcorn chicken vs popcorns that caught fire on the stove

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See, this is why you keep your Magmar in a Pokeball, not the hall closet. #Monsterdon

You guys stop making me hungry

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I bet Frank would like to "frontal attack" Zatha *studio audience whoops* #monsterdon

"What hump?" -- the Solarite, probably

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Their defense is to vogue? #Monsterdon