Dr Mears comes back for one last grope...

#Monsterdon

Standard Imperial fist-shake of rage and sworn vengeance!

#monsterdon

Hey - it's a hip-fired bazooka again. This is a bit of a #monsterdon theme.

"Mears, come on, get over that embankment." *shove*

MEARS YEET

(That cold-blooded regulator twist and resulting asphyxiation of the alien was pretty cold-blooded, you have to admit. Yikes.)

#monsterdon

The knob on the alien's suit is the ventilation shaft on the Death Star

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

They murdered the alien, and he really just wanted a cup of sugar.
#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe "here go over this wall"
#monsterdon

"I'm walking off this set if it's the last thing I [dies]"

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

#Monsterdon 👽 👨 🪐 ❌ 🚀 😱

"Darling"???

The Two Body Problem.

#monsterdon #manfromplanetx

so she couldve just climbed out whenever she wanted

#Monsterdon

Oh my, that Scottish accent slipping there...

#Monsterdon

Chjoke hold,
grab the knob grab the knob
kick him in the nuts!
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX righty tighty lefty loosey

damn they're killing da booogie???? #monsterdon

Y’know, not enough scifi epics feature climactic valve wrestling. #monsterdon

@bunnyhero writer's barely disguised fetish strikes again

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Oh good lightning! Nice :D #Monsterdon

My cats will be glad when this is over. #Monsterdon

Scientific degravitation.

As opposed to mystical degravitation.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Scientific gravitation is much better than the unscientific kind.

"But God gave me a gift. I shovel. I shovel _well_. I can't stop now!"

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Ugh. Kirkland brand Abe Lincoln explains the plot not in evidence.

#monsterdon

@combatwombat
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon scientific degravi-what now?

Degravitation

Pardon me, I’m just gonna be over here dying of laughter

#Monsterdon

"His planet is dying. It's turning to ICE."

Yep, that checks out.

#monsterdon

@Violinknitter
That's a whole other movie...

#Monsterdon
#TheManFromPlanetX
#WhenWorldsCollide

this movie might win my #monsterdon award for “most offensive sound engineering”

*slaps the aliens around with a porkchop plot*

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Scientific Degravitation!

#Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

"wireless directional beam"

Uh...

#Monsterdon

Someone please replace the fluorescent light on the spaceship

#monsterdon

oh theres rapey #monsterdon

Don't save Dr Mears, he started it all!

#Monsterdon

It gives me some comfort knowing that the foley artist for this movie is long dead. #Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

Dr. Mears isn't here Mrs. Torrance.

#monsterdon

...they were...poorly adapted...

...to our AC mains frequency...

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX ohhhh tinnitus is back

#monsterdon Ah the pencil and narration scene we've been waiting for..

🎵🎵It’s the boogie woogie alien from Planet X🎵🎵
*shakes finger in the air and points in various directions
#monsterdon

@aud the women never fall for that! #Monsterdon

@wohali (insert joke about HPL protagonist here)

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Admittedly, I have no real idea wtf is going on right now, but at least we're back at the alien pod, which maybe has the alien.

#Monsterdon

@allanb In Scotland I believe that'd be a MacGuffin 😛

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

"unparallel proximity"

uhhh, are they expected to collide?

#monsterdon

Thin mustaches are our only hope, gentlemen. Thin mustaches, and sounding mildly Scottish.

"Oh, aye."

#Monsterdon

"We can't afford to film an army so you've got to find a way before we have to shoot it."

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

#Monsterdon 👽 👨 🪐 ❌ 🚀 😱

Useless government interference for the #bingo

#monsterdon He rode that bike right onto the set from Invaders from Mars

Bring in the military? Bring in the masers!

#monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

We should do a Quatermass some day, it's like a good version of what this is trying to do

#Monsterdon

Cops arrive, people die needlessly? Yeah, that tracks. #Monsterdon

Earth's secret weapon against the alien force growing on the moors:

#Monsterdon

He went to look for his coos, you mean

#Monsterdon

The whole space "plot" is apparently a lost cause but if we're lucky maybe the villagers can all kidnap each other in the next ten minutes so something will happen

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Apparently binoculars don't actually magnify things. #Monsterdon

@ottaross Hey, he was trying to milk his poor cows that hadn't been milked in 2 days, poor things! That hurts! #Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

The Scotland Yard Inspectors have arrived!

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

#monsterdon Missing persons ain't got shit on my raging alcoholism!

If your cows haven't been milked for two days that's animal cruelty and should be dealt with ASAP.

#Monsterdon

all the guys agreed to work for the X man in exchange that he stops making that fucking noise
#monsterdon

why hasnt a wee old man in a flat cap, gone by the beach with his dog yet, to tutt loudly at the "tourists"?
#Monsterdon

"How'd that happen?"

"Young Wilkie and Bobby Harris."

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

That flame under the tea kettle is alarmingly high #monsterdon

mb put the lid on that teapot? idk #monsterdon

The lawn dart has returned! Enslaved locals are planting a shrubbery abound it.

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

More tea

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

I can count on 0 hands the number of times a cop handed me a gun, I stuffed it in my pants, and rode off on his bicycle.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon this fuckin' soundtrack man…

Could there possibly be any point to that attempted bicycle hijacking scene

🤞

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

@ranjit from the community theatre stage #monsterdon

Do-be Do-be Do-ba-dee-doo.

#monsterdon #manfromplanetx

“Emergency. Village terror-stricken”

THAT’S your message to the outside world?!?!?!

It sounds like they stayed up too late watching horror movies. #Monsterdon

@Lazarou Maybe they were talking about 'Berry' #monsterdon

@ottaross Is that like the plane or different?

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

homing pigeons #monsterdon

omg if it is an island they are on, we could get some seagulls trying to eat their faces next. HOPEFACE
#Monsterdon

Thank God they had time for tea. #Monsterdon

Wow. One dude smashes the receiver and it doesn't work. So the next guy grabs it, hits it a few more times? Like, is there really skill here, where person 1 might have done it wrong?

#monsterdon

i found the boogie!
#monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

#monsterdon THank God that this movie's run time is only an hour and 10 minutes.

crouching scottsman, hidden boogey
#monsterdon

Bicycle 1
Thugs 0
#monsterdon

Oh wow, check out the hair under that hat!

#Monsterdon

The soundtrack is threatening to break into the Looney Tunes theme.
#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

MAN FROM SPACE? WHAT CLAPPER CLAW IS THIS? in a regular ass US accent #monsterdon

We did not get to see any of this. Just some guy gets to narrate this all that happened off screen. #Monsterdon #ClapperClaw

First guy rattles phone, doesn't get an operator

Second guy says "Here, let me try" and does the same thing

DOES THIS SHIT EVER WORK?

#monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX1951

"Got a wireless" "Not for outside contact" "Then what the fuck is it?" "a megaphone" "a big megaphone?" "ah, no, we can't afford such luxuries."

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Some real "I already pressed the elevator button but you do you" energy there. #monsterdon

Was that city the cyclist in supposed to be then-modern-day Belfast and not, you know, Joan of Arc-era France?

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

"...have you had this trouble before?"
"Only after we switched to AT&T."

#Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

"but... da boogie" #monsterdon

Boogie doings. #Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

I was catching up on #Monsterdon posts, so I have no idea why everyone just ran out of the room

working “what clapper-claw is this?” into my conversations until someone says something #monsterdon

#Monsterdon he saw a boogy?

This is so much better with all the Scots. Like, a million times better.

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Hanging Around Here Just Waiting was the alternate title of this movie. #Monsterdon