@Newpa_Hasai yeah I just wish they were shooting at literally anyone else in the movie

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

"We used up all of our planet-moving juice! That was ALL WE HAD!"

#Monsterdon

'And the moral is: One out of two scientists are traitors.'

#monsterdon
#TheManFromPlanetX

Sadly, I missed #Monsterdon this week because of a trip to the ER

Everybody duck - it's the planet!

#monsterdon

More like Smears, amirite? #monsterdon

Honestly, I don't blame the soldiers for shooting here.

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Mears, honestly, go do whatever you want, you weren't worth it.

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

The journalist tells the greedy scientist and the other workers to stop working on leave, which was so easy I wonder why no one else tried it yet. Perhaps no one had a sufficient mustache to try that yet.

Afterward, the alien comes out and starts punching the journalist, but the journalist subdues him by turning off his air and then runs away, the girl with him.

#monsterdon

@ottaross Looks like it's better when he grabs his own knob... 😂

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm guessing the reason the Devil Girls from Mars killed all their men and needed earth ones is theirs all had haids the size of two men. #TheManFromPlanetX

Dr Mears comes back for one last grope...

#Monsterdon

The knob on the alien's suit is the ventilation shaft on the Death Star

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

They murdered the alien, and he really just wanted a cup of sugar.
#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe "here go over this wall"
#monsterdon

"I'm walking off this set if it's the last thing I [dies]"

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#Monsterdon 👽 👨 🪐 ❌ 🚀 😱

"Darling"???

The Two Body Problem.

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so she couldve just climbed out whenever she wanted

#Monsterdon

Oh my, that Scottish accent slipping there...

#Monsterdon

Chjoke hold,
grab the knob grab the knob
kick him in the nuts!
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX righty tighty lefty loosey

damn they're killing da booogie???? #monsterdon

Y’know, not enough scifi epics feature climactic valve wrestling. #monsterdon

@bunnyhero writer's barely disguised fetish strikes again

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Oh good lightning! Nice :D #Monsterdon

My cats will be glad when this is over. #Monsterdon

Scientific degravitation.

As opposed to mystical degravitation.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Scientific gravitation is much better than the unscientific kind.

"But God gave me a gift. I shovel. I shovel _well_. I can't stop now!"

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Ugh. Kirkland brand Abe Lincoln explains the plot not in evidence.

#monsterdon

@combatwombat
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon scientific degravi-what now?

Degravitation

Pardon me, I’m just gonna be over here dying of laughter

#Monsterdon

"His planet is dying. It's turning to ICE."

Yep, that checks out.

#monsterdon

@Violinknitter
That's a whole other movie...

#Monsterdon
#TheManFromPlanetX
#WhenWorldsCollide

this movie might win my #monsterdon award for “most offensive sound engineering”

*slaps the aliens around with a porkchop plot*

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Scientific Degravitation!

#Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

"wireless directional beam"

Uh...

#Monsterdon

Someone please replace the fluorescent light on the spaceship

#monsterdon

oh theres rapey #monsterdon

It gives me some comfort knowing that the foley artist for this movie is long dead. #Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

Dr. Mears isn't here Mrs. Torrance.

#monsterdon

...they were...poorly adapted...

...to our AC mains frequency...

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX ohhhh tinnitus is back

#monsterdon Ah the pencil and narration scene we've been waiting for..

🎵🎵It’s the boogie woogie alien from Planet X🎵🎵
*shakes finger in the air and points in various directions
#monsterdon

@aud the women never fall for that! #Monsterdon

@wohali (insert joke about HPL protagonist here)

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Admittedly, I have no real idea wtf is going on right now, but at least we're back at the alien pod, which maybe has the alien.

#Monsterdon

@allanb In Scotland I believe that'd be a MacGuffin 😛

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"unparallel proximity"

uhhh, are they expected to collide?

#monsterdon

Thin mustaches are our only hope, gentlemen. Thin mustaches, and sounding mildly Scottish.

"Oh, aye."

#Monsterdon

"We can't afford to film an army so you've got to find a way before we have to shoot it."

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

#Monsterdon 👽 👨 🪐 ❌ 🚀 😱

Useless government interference for the #bingo

#monsterdon He rode that bike right onto the set from Invaders from Mars

Bring in the military? Bring in the masers!

#monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

Cops arrive, people die needlessly? Yeah, that tracks. #Monsterdon

Earth's secret weapon against the alien force growing on the moors:

#Monsterdon

He went to look for his coos, you mean

#Monsterdon

The whole space "plot" is apparently a lost cause but if we're lucky maybe the villagers can all kidnap each other in the next ten minutes so something will happen

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Apparently binoculars don't actually magnify things. #Monsterdon

@ottaross Hey, he was trying to milk his poor cows that hadn't been milked in 2 days, poor things! That hurts! #Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

The Scotland Yard Inspectors have arrived!

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

#monsterdon Missing persons ain't got shit on my raging alcoholism!

If your cows haven't been milked for two days that's animal cruelty and should be dealt with ASAP.

#Monsterdon

all the guys agreed to work for the X man in exchange that he stops making that fucking noise
#monsterdon

why hasnt a wee old man in a flat cap, gone by the beach with his dog yet, to tutt loudly at the "tourists"?
#Monsterdon

"How'd that happen?"

"Young Wilkie and Bobby Harris."

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

That flame under the tea kettle is alarmingly high #monsterdon

mb put the lid on that teapot? idk #monsterdon

The lawn dart has returned! Enslaved locals are planting a shrubbery abound it.

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

More tea

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

I can count on 0 hands the number of times a cop handed me a gun, I stuffed it in my pants, and rode off on his bicycle.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon this fuckin' soundtrack man…

Could there possibly be any point to that attempted bicycle hijacking scene

🤞

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

@ranjit from the community theatre stage #monsterdon

Do-be Do-be Do-ba-dee-doo.

#monsterdon #manfromplanetx

“Emergency. Village terror-stricken”

THAT’S your message to the outside world?!?!?!

It sounds like they stayed up too late watching horror movies. #Monsterdon

@Lazarou Maybe they were talking about 'Berry' #monsterdon

@ottaross Is that like the plane or different?

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

homing pigeons #monsterdon

Thank God they had time for tea. #Monsterdon

omg if it is an island they are on, we could get some seagulls trying to eat their faces next. HOPEFACE
#Monsterdon

Wow. One dude smashes the receiver and it doesn't work. So the next guy grabs it, hits it a few more times? Like, is there really skill here, where person 1 might have done it wrong?

#monsterdon

i found the boogie!
#monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

#monsterdon THank God that this movie's run time is only an hour and 10 minutes.

Bicycle 1
Thugs 0
#monsterdon

crouching scottsman, hidden boogey
#monsterdon

Oh wow, check out the hair under that hat!

#Monsterdon

The soundtrack is threatening to break into the Looney Tunes theme.
#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

MAN FROM SPACE? WHAT CLAPPER CLAW IS THIS? in a regular ass US accent #monsterdon

We did not get to see any of this. Just some guy gets to narrate this all that happened off screen. #Monsterdon #ClapperClaw

First guy rattles phone, doesn't get an operator

Second guy says "Here, let me try" and does the same thing

DOES THIS SHIT EVER WORK?

#monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX1951

"Got a wireless" "Not for outside contact" "Then what the fuck is it?" "a megaphone" "a big megaphone?" "ah, no, we can't afford such luxuries."

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Some real "I already pressed the elevator button but you do you" energy there. #monsterdon

Was that city the cyclist in supposed to be then-modern-day Belfast and not, you know, Joan of Arc-era France?

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

"...have you had this trouble before?"
"Only after we switched to AT&T."

#Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

"but... da boogie" #monsterdon