@cherizilla same unfortunately... better luck to us both next time! Thanks for the card anyway

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Hey, where's the link to the double feature?

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I really didn’t expect a valve to play such a critical role in tonight’s plot.

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This movie should have been called The Planet of the Baskervilles.

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Next on https://miru.miyaku.media/

"A Troma Team Release"

YES!

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gonna be singing Jungle Boogie for a while, again. #monsterdon

All this extra time to get going with my Boogie doings. #Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

@ryan Space Freaks from Planet Mutoid has no runtime on IMDb, no torrents on PB, nothing on usenet. Where did you find that :D #monsterdon

Hey, since according to the professor the only difference between space and water is density, the planet effectively fucked off into the sea! #monsterdon

“The planet!” #Monsterdon

They've done nothing but assault this poor alien since they've been on earth! #monsterdon

"knowledge would only bring more fear" this journalist is a dumbass #monsterdon

The end! Let’s look sexy together. #monsterdon

That planet is secretly the moon from Space 1999. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon well fam, that certainly was a movie.

And we watched it.

And… yeah.

Anyway, goodnight! That was fun, let's do it again next week!

VOTE ALLIGATOR!

Wow! That one was wonderfully.... short. Thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting! Have a great week Beautiful Mutants. #Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

How can no one know that another planet swiped the Earth? 😆

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- Fin -
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Who knows, perhaps the greatest curse or the greatest blessing is... they never even kissed!

And that's it everyone -- thanks for coming! What an odd duck that film was.

See y'all next week for more #monsterdon -- big thanks to @Taweret for running our event, @Cherizilla for the bingo, @JoeWynne for the trivia and cocktails and @ryan for the streams!

that ending kinda reminded me of the end to Crack in the World #monsterdon

yaaaaaaay eat dirt, Mears!

"Fools", says the dumbass who abused an alien. #monsterdon

"None of this would have happened had Dr Mears not attacked the alien"

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"if only it wasn't capitalism!" and THE END.

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And Planet X fucked off into space. Which isn't much different from the sea. It's just a difference of density.
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so they just shot him? df #monsterdon

@floatybirb But all that is Mears' explanation, which could be all lies. #Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

"We'll always have this backdrop." #monsterdon

Two things:

1. That was pretty close to getting bazooka'd, awesome.

2. Were Mears' last words "Whoops?"

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The true hero of this movie was the costume department #Monsterdon

Planet: full speed ahead!

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"How does it feel knowing that you just doomed an entire planetary civilization to certain death?"

#monsterdon

"Running out on me again, huh?"

#Monsterdon

Oh no! Mears has taken friendly fire! From a bazooka!! As if here were a mere murderous grizzly bear!

#monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai yeah I just wish they were shooting at literally anyone else in the movie

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"We used up all of our planet-moving juice! That was ALL WE HAD!"

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'And the moral is: One out of two scientists are traitors.'

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Sadly, I missed #Monsterdon this week because of a trip to the ER

Everybody duck - it's the planet!

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More like Smears, amirite? #monsterdon

Honestly, I don't blame the soldiers for shooting here.

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Mears, honestly, go do whatever you want, you weren't worth it.

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

The journalist tells the greedy scientist and the other workers to stop working on leave, which was so easy I wonder why no one else tried it yet. Perhaps no one had a sufficient mustache to try that yet.

Afterward, the alien comes out and starts punching the journalist, but the journalist subdues him by turning off his air and then runs away, the girl with him.

#monsterdon

@ottaross Looks like it's better when he grabs his own knob... 😂

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#monsterdon I'm guessing the reason the Devil Girls from Mars killed all their men and needed earth ones is theirs all had haids the size of two men. #TheManFromPlanetX

Dr Mears comes back for one last grope...

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The knob on the alien's suit is the ventilation shaft on the Death Star

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They murdered the alien, and he really just wanted a cup of sugar.
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@CactuarJoe "here go over this wall"
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"I'm walking off this set if it's the last thing I [dies]"

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"Darling"???

The Two Body Problem.

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so she couldve just climbed out whenever she wanted

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Chjoke hold,
grab the knob grab the knob
kick him in the nuts!
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#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX righty tighty lefty loosey

damn they're killing da booogie???? #monsterdon

Y’know, not enough scifi epics feature climactic valve wrestling. #monsterdon

@bunnyhero writer's barely disguised fetish strikes again

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Oh good lightning! Nice :D #Monsterdon

My cats will be glad when this is over. #Monsterdon

Scientific degravitation.

As opposed to mystical degravitation.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Scientific gravitation is much better than the unscientific kind.

"But God gave me a gift. I shovel. I shovel _well_. I can't stop now!"

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Ugh. Kirkland brand Abe Lincoln explains the plot not in evidence.

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@combatwombat
#monsterdon

Degravitation

Pardon me, I’m just gonna be over here dying of laughter

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"His planet is dying. It's turning to ICE."

Yep, that checks out.

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@Violinknitter
That's a whole other movie...

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#TheManFromPlanetX
#WhenWorldsCollide

this movie might win my #monsterdon award for “most offensive sound engineering”

*slaps the aliens around with a porkchop plot*

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Scientific Degravitation!

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"wireless directional beam"

Uh...

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Someone please replace the fluorescent light on the spaceship

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oh theres rapey #monsterdon

It gives me some comfort knowing that the foley artist for this movie is long dead. #Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

Dr. Mears isn't here Mrs. Torrance.

#monsterdon

...they were...poorly adapted...

...to our AC mains frequency...

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#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX ohhhh tinnitus is back

🎵🎵It’s the boogie woogie alien from Planet X🎵🎵
*shakes finger in the air and points in various directions
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#monsterdon Ah the pencil and narration scene we've been waiting for..

@aud the women never fall for that! #Monsterdon

@wohali (insert joke about HPL protagonist here)

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Admittedly, I have no real idea wtf is going on right now, but at least we're back at the alien pod, which maybe has the alien.

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@allanb In Scotland I believe that'd be a MacGuffin 😛

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"unparallel proximity"

uhhh, are they expected to collide?

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Thin mustaches are our only hope, gentlemen. Thin mustaches, and sounding mildly Scottish.

"Oh, aye."

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"We can't afford to film an army so you've got to find a way before we have to shoot it."

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

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Useless government interference for the #bingo

#monsterdon He rode that bike right onto the set from Invaders from Mars

Bring in the military? Bring in the masers!

#monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

Cops arrive, people die needlessly? Yeah, that tracks. #Monsterdon

Earth's secret weapon against the alien force growing on the moors:

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He went to look for his coos, you mean

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The whole space "plot" is apparently a lost cause but if we're lucky maybe the villagers can all kidnap each other in the next ten minutes so something will happen

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

@ottaross Hey, he was trying to milk his poor cows that hadn't been milked in 2 days, poor things! That hurts! #Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

The Scotland Yard Inspectors have arrived!

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

#monsterdon Missing persons ain't got shit on my raging alcoholism!

If your cows haven't been milked for two days that's animal cruelty and should be dealt with ASAP.

#Monsterdon

"How'd that happen?"

"Young Wilkie and Bobby Harris."

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

That flame under the tea kettle is alarmingly high #monsterdon

mb put the lid on that teapot? idk #monsterdon