Concrete menace.

No, the menace is that new metal.

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Gave the poor ol' guy a dose of the Domme Ray #Monsterdon

Father stop
Father turn left
Father in double time

#monsterdon

@sean they had trouble adapting their power systems to 60Hz AC so they could blend in and use the electricity from the humans and that was what caused the crash in the first place #monsterdon

The beam detects people using headphones

#Monsterdon

calling all dogs, come in dogs
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#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX it's a tinnitus ray!

@ranjit saving this as a meme template

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX #MonsterdonMemes

Are these actors really Americans? Neither one appears to be carrying a handgun #monsterdon

well yeah the rocket's got power issues, the APU didn't even deploy!

#monsterdon

@ranjit WE CAME FROM PLANET SICKOS

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

@jonny With the low poly count and fog everywhere, this movie directly inspired the Nintendo 64. #monsterdon

You can tell this is an American made film that supposed to be in England. Not a single scene in a pub. #Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

HEY LADY YOURE NO PRIZE YOURSELF
#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🪐❌ TRIVIA FROM PLANET X 👽🌌🌫️

The scene of the woman walking up to the ship was shown in a theater in the TV Series Fargo, Season 2, episode 4, in the first minute.

#TheManFromPlanetX

@Violinknitter Perhaps they came to earth looking for a new moisturizing mask?

#monsterdon

"A ghastly caricature"

how many fingers did he have?

#Monsterdon

IF this were actually a small town in Scotland, someone would have already found out the alien's name and darkest secret
#Monsterdon

Things it didn't look like: A glass ball.

It looked nothing like a glass ball.

#monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX1951

"The man who controls this formula controls the industry of the world."

The man who says such a thing cannot be trusted, shoot him now.

"I was speaking metaphorically, of course."

Sure you were.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Cinematographer's poorly veiled fetish for giant collars. Let me pet it, touch it, fonnnnndle your... mmmnnnnn collar… <flap flap> unnnnh…

why's she screaming? she's the one peeping into IT'S home...

#monsterdon

Once more we find ourselves watching a film that surely was Oscar nominated for the set design 🤪🤣
#monsterdon

Someone left the damn freezer open.

#monsterdon #manfromplanetx

"Can't have you getting upset, can we."

And THAT's why I'm pawing you in the darkness right now! #Monsterdon

"no need to inflict myself on him"

my headcanon is, he already has.

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

This was the plot of Transformers 4

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

"The man who controls this metal controls industry" Great. We're in an Ayn Rand book. #Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

Back at the castle, the one girl serves the journalist tea and we meet the other scientists assembled for our space-themed watch party. We learn the castle has the observatory in it, and we look through a telescope and see a planet in it getting bigger... this must be the famous approaching "X" planet.

Next, the journalist and the one girl go for a walk in the moors and find an alien space probe lying around, as you do.

#monsterdon

The bomb. It takes an airplne to haul/drop it and he picks it up like a 6" sub. #monsterdon

THE RACE FOR MATERIALS SCIENCE

#monsterdon

Yes. They're SPACE lawn darts!

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

It's a lawn dart of sorts, used to injure children. Very interesting.

#Monsterdon

will you two stop flirting and get jump-scared by an alien monster already?
#monsterdon

Obviously the man had to take over counting once it got past four. #monsterdon

Oh, it is Scotland. Hoping the man from planet x is.....#monsterdon

Idiot. He should be monetizing the apocalypse, not patiently waiting for it. #monsterdon

It's tripled in size!

No, that's just called it's getting closer. Some scientist you are.

#Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

We drink tea for something to do.

#Monsterdon

My son made this telescope in shop class. Whatta ya think?

#Monsterdon

is that a bazooka?
#monsterdon

Any snacks going with your #monsterdon session?

We've got some carrot cake in hand, courtesy of @skatem

#monsterdon We're going to have a strutting moustache-ride off next. I can sense it.

"They call these towers 'rocks'"

🤦

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

#monsterdon There's a newspaper man in you? Explains the walk, my sweet fruit assortment.

who painted this picture of a tower out here?

#Monsterdon

two cheap draculas are filming on the other side of that arch right now

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Wow, six years ago she was a little girl? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Ya crazy dame! Stop driving and bring me a coffee! You almost ran over me! Now PERCOLATE Woman! PERCOLATE!

...are they flying?!

#monsterdon

this looks like a stage production

#monsterdon

"Makes cold fingers run down my spine. How about you?"

"Keep your fingers to yourself!"

#monsterdon

"Do you think something will happen?"

After all this tedious exposition, I should certainly hope so.
#monsterdon

I think they're taking this all rather casually...there is a PLANET heading towards Earth

#Monsterdon

1951."Trained observers." We were at the beginning of the UFO era, weren't we?

#monsterdon

lol, Bury is town in NE England, not that remote but 'distant' in other ways

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#monsterdon When did brackets go out of style in movie credits?

The sequel is called "The Man From Planet XYZ--You're Flying Low!"

#Monsterdon

This was also from the "film everybody from behind" era of Hollywood. #monsterdon

They are saving budget by going into a darkroom and turning the lights off...

Yup, @strangefour got it before I could type it out 😂

#monsterdon

@jadebees Surprisingly early for our first death. #monsterdon

ah yes, the famous mid-century flashback.

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

This Man from planet X better not be a let down, the reporter is talking it up a bit

#Monsterdon

He forgot to start with "Captain's Log, Stardate blah de blah"

#Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

Echoey voiceover sez what? #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe no.

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Here to learn more about planet X. Howdy #monsterdon pals....

Wow, I'd forgotten that in olden times they had to physically attach the credits to the film. #monsterdon

Mid Century Films? If it was another studio, would it be like 10th century fox?
#monsterdon

Can’t get much more mid-century than 1951. #Monsterdon

"Mid..."? Yeah sometimes it's good to keep your goals realistic

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

I'm calling this the quote of the movie....from the "scientist."

"The only difference between water and space is a matter of density."

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon This is the snooziest set of "rock and roll" I've heard in forever.

His dancing is even more laughter-inducing than his singing

🤣

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon The band name is People Eaters? :revblobfoxcrylaugh:

The mullets on the rhythm section!

#Monsterdon

Any time I think of noping out of this movie, he starts singing and I piss myself laughing!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Did I bring my clean underwear" is the greatest lyric of this film. Don't destroy my fantasy.

they can't even sweeten him in post. This one makes Bob Dylan sound like an angel in comparison
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Somebody go back in time and do some auto tune. And I hate auto tune.

we have one line so far in the new song

that's a wrap baby, we has a single!

#Monsterdon

he can't even carry a tune in a bucket
#Monsterdon

she is not reading her lines from the opposite wall
never
#Monsterdon

@diazona @lysdexic

The Phantom of the Rock Opera?

#Monsterdon

A couple of times @ryan put together like a re-cut musical #Monsterdon montage like some trippy parallel universe MTV thing it was fantastic!

@diazona @combatwombat @SRLevine @JoeWynne

#Monsterdon It's either Dr Manhattan or Optimus Prime.

whoa i totally didn't recognize William Schallert as the bearded bad guy!

#monsterdon

@oli The trained reporter was was distracted by the pretty girl. No exposition. Just the chat by the seashore. #Monsterdon.

what what the fuck, did he sing that thug into NOT stabbing him?
did i just see that?
#Monsterdon

just those 3 notes are better than that "people got to roll" song from last night, Jagger

#monsterdon #WrongManFromPlanetX

#Monsterdon That's Not Love That's Gas would be the best relationship book.

@jonny First they use cheap manual valves on their life support then they use ChatGPT Mind Control #IgnoreAllPreviousInstructions

Planet X deserved their fate IMO #Monsterdon

Todd dances like a grandma stuck in a mud puddle
#Monsterdon

You know what really fucked off at the end?

The trained reporter's narrative monologue that liked to provide exposition. Where was it at the end? Shouldn't we have gotten a wrap up?

#Monsterdon

Just the way Dr Mears said he wanted to be left alone with the Alien visitor gave me red flags...this is such a terrible planet....it really would be the first thing we'd try to do.

#Monsterdon

@littlemiao I think the alien didn't try communicating out of sheer embarrassment of crashing on this dump of a planet #monsterdon

@Lazarou @cocaine_owlbear The only thing keeping it from being a monster classic is that it was just too early.

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

my mullet told me all about you Todd
#Monsterdon

@brooke Maybe the scout alien was deliberately inept and helpless, to test how humanity would treat it. It got blasted, so the aliens moved on to the next, friendlier planet. #monsterdon

@oli She probably doesn't believe what Dr. Mears said. She knew he was a wrong'un. #Monsterdon