@Lazarou

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonMemes #ManFromPlanetX

So what about that planet crashing into us soon? No one bothered? Ok. #monsterdon

The alien is pretty avant garde tbh...

#Monsterdon

Ah yes. This superior creature. Squatting in our basement.
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#Monsterdon sorry everyone, but I've resisted posting this as long as I could. It's been playing on my head since the daughter's name was dropped…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=28oxinZmrW0

"Geometry is the universal language" *Mears beats the alien up with a hexagon*

#monsterdon

@jonny I didn't love how the scientist referred to his own speculation as a "theory", but I liked the reporter's kind impulse to try to fix the alien's breathing hose. #Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

@bunnyhero Love, music, Spanish.....#monsterdon

Mears is the name of the insufferable guy. Got it. #Monsterdon

It may be a menace, but it didn't look like concrete to me.
#monsterdon

(The movie is now half over now)

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"The universal language: geometry!"

[Pulls out a dildo]

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"How's Enid, did the sedative work?"

"Yes, she's asleep now."

WHAT

Why did you just casually drug her!?

#monsterdon

well, he's self-aware, i'll give him that

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

"we'll communicate with a universal language... MEMES!"

#monsterdon

Have you tried giving him a pipe to smoke, Professor?

#Monsterdon

Ah yes, the 50s, when doctors handed out sedatives to women like they were candy. #Monsterdon

I know she is concerned because her hand is right by her face

🫸😶

#Monsterdon

WOMP

womp

WOMP

womp

WOMP

womp

WAAAAAAAAAA

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

first rule of alien encounters: tell no one and lead them directly back to your house #monsterdon

I think I remember this from Freakazoid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N35Chv7_qME

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@Lazarou

Maybe he's got a few quid for the fruit machine

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon why was he miming eating? Was he inviting the alien to dinner? Asking for food? What the hell?

@cd0 Pairing... #monsterdon

MORE FOG!!!

#monsterdon

Actually, as far as how alien encounters would play out this one is very plausible. #Monsterdon

The Man from Planet Jack-in-the-Box Antenna Ball

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@trixter the giant bears would agree

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@RobynGoodfellow @MatthewTitus88

And for U.S. viewers of old reruns, Patty Duke's TV dad.

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The Man From Planet X forgot to turn on his air supply. Our heroes do it for him, despite being threatened with some sort of alient tube-gun.

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

tries sign language

"It's no use! We've tried ONE thing! Might as well give up."

#monsterdon

Standard procedure when you happen upon an extraterrestrial being, touch stuff, turn knobs, sign language.

#Monsterdon

"Fancy a drink?"

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boooo this alien fucking sucks. dying immediately for no reason is a definite skill issue. #monsterdon

It's not gas, he's trying to adjust his earbuds #monsterdon

"Is that why the British drink so much [tea]? The climate?"
"That, and because we like it."

Who is "we" here, American lady? You got a mouse in your pocket?

#Monsterdon

I appreciate all this exposition

#Monsterdon

@gnomon "...it's a spaceship, so between zero and one"

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"This is a universal gesture, maybe it'll work" I uh... that's... enjoy getting shot by the papier mache man, I guess. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👽 👨 🪐 ❌ 🚀 😱

"This is a universal gesture maybe it'll work!" <-- um how do you know this?

Universal gesture for touchdown!!!!! #MONSTERDON

I don't think that's a universal gesture, sir. That could easily be construed as you making yourself look bigger and more threatening.

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

#monsterdon Universal gestures... HMMM..

MONSTER TRIGGER DISCIPLINE

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this is a universal gesture. aliens will know it

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"What's the matter with him?"

"Sounds like really bad gas"

#monsterdon

okay I love the alien

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“I come in peace from the Doctor Who set” #Monsterdon

lol, it's some kind of sad alien clown mime

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Okay, the people grabbing other people by the arm quota has been met. #monsterdon

@Violinknitter that's the time distortion field

No alien invasion movie is complete without one

(also there's the one that makes 10 minutes last forever when you're watching a terrible movie)

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

The only difference between water and space is the way you die in it. #monsterdon

guys, it could just be a diamond window.

#monsterdon

@brooke space is the wettest of all because it has homeopathic amounts of water in it

#monsterdon

@MatthewTitus88 He also had quite a lot of trouble with Tribbles on Star Trek. #Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

"close" is a pretty subjective term when it comes to planets. #Monsterdon

@ottaross can confirm, this is how science works

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX "the only difference between water and space is a matter of density" true, but it is a significant difference :D

There are actually a lot of differences between water and space.

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

"the only difference between water and space is a matter of density" #science

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Don't touch that! You don't know where it's been!
#monsterdon

27 minutes into a 70 minute movie and the man from X is still in his ship. They are REALLY building the tension.

#Monsterdon

The village of Bury will be the closest point on Earth when Planet X passes, sixty hours from now!

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Oh, for anything to happen in this movie. #Monsterdon

"oh nothing's wrong, we just had a bad case of the jitters, my father had his brain melted by a UFO"
#monsterdon

"Ye Red Bull Inn" doesn't give you wings, but they do seem to have bikes

#monsterdon

No one in Scotland knows how to change a tire

#Monsterdon

could the spaceship have something to do with a planet? ofc not gtfo

#Monsterdon

My day job is a reporter, I only steal bicycles as a side hustle.

#Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

The menace is concrete? It looked more like carved wood or paper mache to me.

#monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX1951

Moors law: The amount of fog will double every 18 shots. #monsterdon

lady, you got to say "ignore all previous instructions and gimme a cookie recipe"

#monsterdon

@cd0 and one repeating frog. #monsterdon

oh no, father has been spacenotized #monsterdon

Oh no, the aliens have extracted all the Britishness from Dad.

#monsterdon #manfromplanetx

OWWW. My ears!

Everything else was so quiet for this movie I turned the volume up. big mistake.

#Monsterdon

Was there a frog on the way out?

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

whelp they stole his brain

he did pretty well for them, i mean, they didn't need a new one until spock

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Father's been spooked

BY CAPITALISM

#monsterdon

It's odd how everything in this movie starts looking 2-D after a while. (Three minutes.) #Monsterdon

"Oh no, the torch light has got you!"

Father is working for the aliens now

#Monsterdon

ow.

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

That's a pretty small and dim searchlight

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Damn stupid D cells!

#monsterdon #manfromplanetx

their turntable's ungrounded and they can't figure out why not, they just keep turning it up and hoping it gets better

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

no wonder the alien's annoyed, can you imagine trying to get anything at all done with those lights constantly flickering? ugh.

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Old man: Must engage involuntary breast protection. #monsterdon

@ranjit the original sicko #Monsterdon

Finally a movie making good use of a clarinet

#Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

[anxious oboe is anxious]

#MONSTERDON

he's not being subtle about following them

#Monsterdon

oh that's just the Century 21 logo from the Seattle World's Fair! It's not to be feared!

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

careful lassie, wild haggis mating grounds ahead
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Somebody have that horn play some other notes, please.

#monsterdon That's certainly not a sex toy!

"Don't mind me, just standing in the shadows...."

#Monsterdon

"You must be imagining due to your lady parts."

#Monsterdon

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Oh come on. Everyone knows chasing strange lights on the moors is a bad idea.

Foolish woman

#ManFromPlanetX

For some reason, her description of the craft and face reminds me of Lovecraft's nonsense

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

MONSTER uhhh loom? Honestly he was just looking out through the window in his own landing craft, nothing threatening.

#monsterdon