aw, space man is suffocating, somebody help the poor dear!

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

"Elizabeth, this is the big one!" #monsterdon

Y’all, I think ET is in trouble

#Monsterdon

How convenient that you wear a woman's wedding ring with a diamond. Just for randomly checking hardness of windows. #monsterdon

just relax, all he wants are your polygons. #monsterdon

@neia Yeah, they're being red pandas!

#monsterdon

Universal gesture? Dude, if you were a red panda, you'd be trying to make yourself look big.

#monsterdon #manfromplanetx

Yes the universal gesture that means, "You just caught me doing something I shouldn't be doing"

#Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

Yes, step towards the creature you’re trying to reassure #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon THAT'S out Alien?

Bwahahahhah!

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX appears outside!

<sickos.jpeg voice> yes! hahaha yes

"This is a universal gesture."
Are you trying to surrender or pretend you're bigger than you are?

#Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

They wanted some kind of background sound, so the sound guy just turned on an amp, didn't plug in an instrument, and recorded that 60Hz hum.
#monsterdon

The Man from Planet Piñata Head!!!!

#Monsterdon

oh no such menace, much speed, so pant poop
#Monsterdon

He came to give them a lube job. #Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

#monsterdon The diamond test never fails. It's from outer space, alright.

Hey - the Lawn Dart's lights are on again. Our heroes attempt to vandalize the Dart by scratching their initials into it with a diamond that they happen to carry.

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

now presenting: Mr. Fishbowl.

#monsterdon

ZORDON!?

#monsterdon #manfromplanetx

Okay. The promised weirdness has begun.

#Monsterdon

@LingLass OOOOohhhh!!

😂 Thank you

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👽 👨 🪐 ❌ 🚀 😱

wait wasn't the Dr/father zombified by the annoyingly loud laser but then did he recover or something?

"from out of space?"

"no I said from outer space" #monsterdon

The only difference between water and space is a matter of density. 🤔 science! #Monsterdon

Lick the spaceship.

C'mooon....you kno you wanna....

#monsterdon #manfromplanetx

father is out here leading me to get my mind melted by the flashlight #monsterdon

wait, why does this reporter have a diamond ring? #monsterdon

The old guy's wearing an engagement ring? Well okay... #monsterdon

@ottaross we'll see it again.... #Monsterdon

Not much difference between space and water? Only a matter of density?
Oh great. The mad old scientist thinks there's a thick Ether in space.
#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

#Monsterdon

For budget, that's a pretty good spaceship, IMHO. Spherical shells are challenging.

@hollie That sound was traumatic. #Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

Diamonds also cut ipod nanos.

#monsterdon

Important Movie Producer: "Alright, everyone. My son spent the past few weeks building this rocket ship. I am now going to need you to write a movie that features it.

And don't skimp on the fashionable outerwear!"

#monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

Meers is giving me "couldn't get laid in a sex cult" vibe.

#Monsterdon

"The only difference between water and space is the amount of density."

I want an excuse to use this line on someone at work just for the sheer number of baffled looks I'd get in response. Too bad I do chemistry and not physics or astronomy.

#Monsterdon

So an alien shows up and instantly dies. Thanks, movie! You prevented something interesting from happening. #Monsterdon

Oh boy, they got the 60hz hum working again #monsterdon

"The only difference between water and space is a matter of density."

The fuck you say?!?!

#monsterdon

WTAF!, Her car is pink? What, is she a Marykey sales woman?
#monsterdon
#themanfromplanetx

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX You know he's in Action Mode(tm) because he has his bomber jacket on instead of his suit jacket.

Every time the ship appears onscreen I move my headphones off my ears

#Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

#monsterdon Let's all go visit the alien artifact and breath the air around it and feel its radiation and... I fell dizzy...

Wasn’t it morning 10 minutes ago? Why is it dark again now?

#Monsterdon

what you need are some everlasting fogstoppers

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

"The only difference between water and space is the matter of density"

Well, that and one is matter and one... is not. You know, so. Empty vacuum vs. stuff. #monsterdon

His creeping and lurking certainly provides another couple guns on the mantle in case you missed it the first time.

#Monsterdon

Monty Python they Mean to Win Wimbeldon sketch

#monsterdon

Everlasting fog? But it wasn't even there a few hours ago?

#Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

So, the Giant Lawn Dart is supposed to look like a diving bell?

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

yeah that is the ONLY difference professor professorsson
#Monsterdon

"...the only difference between water and space is .... well, every damn thing"

#Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

Did he just say, "I must confess I'm beyond my dick"?

That....can't be right...

#Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

SAME ROCK

clearly they have only one rock

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

#Monsterdon Diamonds and some goddamned force cut glass.

#Monsterdon 👽 👨 🪐 ❌ 🚀 😱

"and whatever or whomever is upon it!"

so much hypercorrection

Yes, a diving bell. Not a vibrator.

#monsterdon

"Don't you think we should notify the police" why, so they can do nothing about it? #monsterdon

oh lol now it's Moonfall

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

"Could it have something to do with that planet?"

Oh no, I'm sure the spaceship came from a completely different planet, or maybe Schenectady!

#Monsterdon

yes! feed the spaceman to the marsh!

FUTURE BOG CREATURE!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Father's taking a wee bit of a nap right now. Your questions are important to Father. Please wait until his Mitch McConnell passes, shouldn't be too long now.

Pro tip for Monsterdon movies: do not be glad to see anyone

except maybe the monster

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Never mind the police, call Buckingham Palace #monsterdon

Do not trust the greedy man who wants to control the world's industry. That gun was on the mantel and was a pretty damned obvious one.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Do you have a better theory to offer than my random planetX theory? DO YOU?

Was that The Red Bull Inn? Why did it give him a bicycle and not wings?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Dude's just minding his own business. She's got to be a peeping tom, and then *she* screams.

What an ambassador for Earth. 🙄

"Well, where did you see your bearings _last_?"

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Really slow-walking this journey to the ship with the blinking lights.

#Monsterdon

How many sound stages do you think they used to make this? 2? Maaaaybe 3? #Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

Could it possibly have something to do with that planet? [fade] #Monsterdon

Movie has been colorized.
Painted Red Bull Inn yellow.
#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Patty Duke’s father is sure creepy in this film. #Monsterdon

come on in, have some tea, get a worse case of the jitters.

#monsterdon

The Red Bull Inn! And, the car is still just sitting in the middle of the road, in a puddle of dry ice fog.

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

#Monsterdon 👽 👨 🪐 ❌ 🚀 😱

does anyone know why they think it's a planet?

No way the car was actually lavender #Monsterdon

oh i'm a fool i keep calling them space lawn darts and they're clearly space _moor_ darts

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

YOU'RE a concrete menace.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon
Obviously a creation of science. Well, what does that mean, exactly. Someone using science, maybe.

#monsterdon And now native Advertising for Red Bull! Shameless

Really hope the movie doesn't make that noise again lol

#monsterdon

The frog is trying to warn her. #Monsterdon

Even the scene is like, "Welp, nothing interesting left to see here."

#monsterdon #manfromplanetx

Okay bring back the buzzing it was one hundred percent better than the sharp piercing noise #Monsterdon

Just the one frog? Yeah, low budget

#monsterdon

Oh no the lights flash!

#monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

The Red Bull Inn, where no one ever sleeps.

#Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

I want to smack whoever was in charge of sound design for this movie.
#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Ah, I see you have the spaceship that goes PING!

#monsterdon

Father!

Ribbit

Father!

Ribbit ribbit

Oh god, her father has been turned into a frog!
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👽 👨 🪐 ❌ 🚀 😱

"We come from Target. Take us to your leader"

the aliens are made of concrete?
#Monsterdon

The Giant Lawn Dart is transforming!

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

The throbbing lights, it's the man from planet XXX!
#monsterdon

"The spaceship... could it possibly be from that thing in space?"

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX i was gonna say "i'm gonna kill the guy who did the sound design on this" but he's almost certainly already dead due to the ravages of time