The Man from Planet X
:: Asta ::
:: Asta ::
aud@fire.asta.lgbt

I was on board with the geometry thing, but like, in the form of "shapes" and "pictures"

not "complex formulas" like he's not gonna know algebra, dude. or our number system. Not that your creepy ass seems interested in that.
#monsterdon

D. Olifant
D. Olifant
oli@olifant.social

No, you don't raise your hands and then step towards the person holding the weapon.

That's a "universal gesture" for getting shot in the face.

Lucky for you the alien can't breathe.

#Monsterdon

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allanb

maybe got sketch wrong there, but if we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen

:: Asta ::
:: Asta ::
aud@fire.asta.lgbt

"his vast potential for boundless knowledge" yeaaah coming from the astronomy professor who seems to think space is just "less dense water", I'm not that impressed #monsterdon

cs
cs
cs@mastodon.sdf.org

Horns out of nowhere. #Monsterdon OST available on Boardwalk Records and Tapes later this month. Check your local Sam Goody.

:: Asta ::
:: Asta ::
aud@fire.asta.lgbt

oh, well, the alien is dead, so, I guess that's sor... oh! No, he's getting back up.

You probably should have grabbed his gun pipe or whatever.
#monsterdon

D. Olifant
D. Olifant
oli@olifant.social

Could it be the planet rushing towards us at incredible speeds? Anything to do with this?

Nah, sometimes a nearby mystery planet is just a mystery planet.

#Monsterdon