The Man from Planet X
D. Olifant
D. Olifant
oli@olifant.social

"A horrible, grotesque imitation of a face looking right into my eyes."

Well that's mean. I hope Planet X-Man fucks up your date with trained reporter now.

#Monsterdon

Bluedepth

What the moors need now, more than anything else, is an industrial dehumidifier.

D. Olifant
D. Olifant
oli@olifant.social

Finally, I feel like maybe this movie is about a man from Planet X now. And our intrepid trained reporter, of course.

I AM THE MAN FROM PLANET X AND I AM HERE TO ROBOT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU

(Well I'm just guessing, it's just a jump scare so far)

#Monsterdon

Bluedepth

It, what? Oh that's Buddy the Spaceman! He’s just got a nasty case of the bends, he'll look more human and less like a melted Hummel figurine soon enough…

Mark Shane Hayden
Mark Shane Hayden
msh@coales.co

The good professors manner of speech is more florid than a Glade ™️ air freshener applied directly to the nostrils it's quite insufferable #Monsterdon

Bluedepth

Suddenly all the EMT men look up, filled with the inexpllicable urge to frown and shake their heads. NO. DON'T DO IT. NO MATTER HOW BRAVE YOU ARE.

Terencio

now professor, don't you wish you'd bought that deerskin cap and magnifying glass?