#Monsterdon the music is saying "kiddie hijinx" more than "alien invasion"

I want #BoogieDoings trending by the end of the movie 😂

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spoiler: the fog is caustic.

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#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX "line's dead!" "hold on, i'll try" yes i'm sure being american will make a difference to the phone line being cut

Sounds like Mears is actively getting down with the boogie #monsterdon

@oli they could have at least hired a local expert #monsterdon

"Flomoxed?" #monsterdon

All alien visitation films should have Scots in them #MONSTERDON

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The more I look at that "telescope", the more sus it is.

Are those pipe fittings? Where's the counterweight..?

I think the brock has real air B&B potential, even if it is a series of disconnected rooms & a painted backdrop. #Monsterdon

THE BOOGIE #monsterdon

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at least the villagers know to be weirded out by this whole thing

@Violinknitter Everyone knows Scots don't have names #monsterdon

"Call London and ask them for help."

"Hello London? Yes, is that London? Can you help me?" 🥴

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Well, the good people of Bury didn't know about the approaching planet until just now.

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#monsterdon Clapper-claw and balderdash, bejabbers!

Mears... Mears... Here boy!

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#Monsterdon Call London? All the way on the other side of the country?

CLAPPERCLAW?

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Why show the action when you can have a minor character with a bad accent tell you about it? #monsterdon

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You can pick your aliens, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick the boogey's nose

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Glassy eyes and a hump on his back?

Igor?

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It's...A BLANCMANGE!!! #Monsterdon

Goerdy's back, and his jaunty hat is askew!

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Gordy and Tammy? I'm sure they are a vaudeville act.
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I have a sneaking suspicion this scots aren't real scots. I mean, in the movie they are real scots. I just don't think they actually hired any scots. I'm not even sure this is in scotland. I think this is all a studio.

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At no point were the alien's eyes visible, so don't tell me about his feckin' glassy eyes.

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@Taweret I hope they're off at the fair or having ice cream. #monsterdon

THE BOOGEY

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@Taweret you mean the boogey

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"Eyes that are no better than a dead codfish"

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The other guy is just moderately off.

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"And three weird sisters out on the moor!" #monsterdon

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Communication by musical tones? Where have we seen that before?

And is it a coincidence that #TheManFromPlanetX would have been seen by any director whose first movies appeared in the 1970s?

This is the movie from Dimension X.

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The boggie!

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#Monsterdon God, we need more alien movies set in Scotland.

@ottaross #monsterdon

not even.... they used the sets from Bergman's "Joan of Arc" (according to wikipedia)

Scared the accent right out of me it did! #Monsterdon

Predicting boogie doins will score well on @paco ’s word cloud tomorrow.

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I have to admit that the action in this one is not riveting. #monsterdon

@wohali Dover Boys. Hmmm I haven't watched that cartoon in a decade. Maybe after the movie. Unless Wrong Frogs is fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR0eBWDVAtw
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"Andre?"

"Aye?"

Andre, a fine Scottish name!

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Who ho the real Scotsmen have arrived.

Was a building of no true Scotsmen until now.

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Clapperclaw? I'm calling people that now. #Monsterdon

Hollywood, I think #Monsterdon https://mastodon.sdf.org/@cs/115166154825423614

@cocaine_owlbear she cannae take any more monkey business cap'n! #monsterdon

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I would like it if there were some sheep in this movie

I note that both "Finally a good plan" and "Surprisingly good dialogue" remain unchecked on the bingo card

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Had I known this movie was so moors-heavy I wouldn't have watched The Hound of the Baskervilles so many times on Rifftrax (it's also very moors-heavy). #monsterdon

I wonder what the alien is up to

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This isn't much of a village mob. I don't see a single pitchfork among them.

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I wonder what the planet is doing now. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX "we have nae found a thing" well except for the other thing we found about the other missing person

Flummoxed and clapper daft. #Monsterdon

Begora. #Monsterdon

Wow, another woman! #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 It's either alien abduction and "probing" or the neighbors were craving haggis in the middle of the night. Has to be one of those two.

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"I prefer you keep your eyes in your head, where they'll do the most good."

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@xoagray If everyone forgets about it, it doesn't really exist

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Stay off the moors! No, wait, we have to search them. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon If nothing else, the Scots have a great way with words to describe aliens.

You could literally just give this exposition through dialogue or something. The narrative overlay just lets me know this prick lives to the end.

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"This is the spot I left Mears in just hours ago!"

impossible for the shady character hanging around the alien ship to have moved or been moved! Impossible! #monsterdon

Stop putting the camera behind things; I feel like I'm watching The Expanse

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ruh roh

Just over this rise is the fake rock ledge that we paid more than fifty bucks to get built, so we'd better give it a visit.

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#Monsterdon he's calling for Mears like he lost his kitty cat.

Look, if I wanted long scenes of people walking out of the moors I would be reading Wuthering Heights right now

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you mean... the spaceship can move?!?

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Okay, really obvious question here. Why isn't everyone freaking out that there's a whole planet headed towards Earth in like 3 weeks? Even back in the 50's we had telescopes good enough to see something like that, that close.

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#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX Mears on the Moors

His friend with the jaunty hat will stay with the professor.

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I think Boogey Doins is what you step in when the bogeymonster shits in your yard.

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[Dick van Dyke] "In my defence, _this_." [points at movie]

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I feel like I must have missed the 'sharply parted hair' #bingo

That's a fellow who keeps a lot under his hat. You can trust him. #monsterdon

Not the boogey doings!, anything but the boogey doings #MONSTERDON

hell yeah, call the villagers, get the pitchforks! do it! #monsterdon

Trained reporter just figured out the bad guy is a bad guy. That's training for you.

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What country are we in again? #Monsterdon

"There best be no monkey business of a foreign nature!"

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Okay that weasely guy's accent is waaaaaay off.

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Alien killer!! #monsterdon

Missin' sheep? In Scotland? I think we all know what that means.

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She can't take much more, Cap'n - oh, sorry, wrong Scotsman. #Monsterdon

Maybe it's time to get the old feller to hospital eh? He's not doing so good.

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They could just run ads over top of the narrator sulking around asking dumb questions. #Monsterdon #Tubi

I WAS RIGHT BOOGIE DOINS

Sorry, could you say that again?

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I’m very confused as to why we have people with a Scots accent in the movie now #Monsterdon

@moira I really wish we were seeing what's going on with her #monsterdon

Gordy's accent isn't that great, so he keeps pushing him back

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#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX I was right! Boogey doings!!!!

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Now these men are trying to have Scottish accents but they are failing I think

Oh no, not boogey doings!

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Whew, that's rough attempt at a Scottish accent, but I'll award them another point for the use of "boogie doings"

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Wow. Not a fan of THIS guy. Another terrible ambassador for Earth.

We are going to be lucky if they don't nuke the site from orbit after this.

der gods i am choking on my toast here. THAT accent is not Scottish
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