Not Bobby Harris!!!

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fortified with iron and vitamin D

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@diazona There is, we're just two tired to say! --dad #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The Fog did not have this much fog.

#Monsterdon That message bounced around like it was on the Tor network.

The hat squad has arrived. Will it liven up the film? Probably not. #Monsterdon

Is this fog, or just the expected results of all the damn smoking on set?

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Aha, they're starting a garden #monsterdon

Does anyone know how long it would take to send a heliograph message?

Oh, certainly faster than you can talk I think.

Cool, I'll add that to the script.

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I'm giving you the big eyeroll right now, movie.

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moors moors moors

my love affair with moors

society won't understand but

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How will a heliograph work in all this fog?

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@davesdogmaggie It really is.
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@otheorange_tag @Violinknitter Nae tellin' the outsiders #monsterdon

16 ton, and what do you get

another bubble head alien and deeper in WHCELIUWAHEUHEUVHWAVR (drowns in earth)

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If this doesn't end with the castle model exploding I will be disappointed. Unless the Loch Ness monster shows up to fight the Man from Planet X.
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THE LADSSSS
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That bomber jacket is the shit tho.

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“It’s that creature from outer space” you mean “the fearsome creature from other worlds”? #Monsterdon

Yes an entire army of Scottish villagers, no haggis will be safe. #MONSTERDON

You just don't see a dramatic "trying to heliograph a boat before it sails into a fogbank" scene anymore and that's a shame #monsterdon

On the contrary this is a great time for pranks.

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@diazona @hollie In this economy? More like spam radio.

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heliograph?

I forget why they don't have radio, or phones...only Heliograph

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Cows AND boats? This is a fancy town. #Monsterdon

Hmm. Chances of Coffee for my bingo card are looking mighty low. Tea obsessed people. Hmph.

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Yeah, sure because if I tap the phone reciever it will just work better than if you do.

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Convenient boat passing.

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@Zerofactorial @Violinknitter Oh come pn, we name some of our bits?! Shirley?! #Monsterdon

"He's building an army!"
But aren't those nice coats?
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using mirrors to send a message to the stock footage #monsterdon

So... they could see through the curtains... and the fog? #monsterdon

"I was thinking about maybe a spirograph!"

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oh no the Mr Planet X man is building a slave army?

"We've lost the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps!!!"

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Oh, we've finally decided to start searching for the missing people. This is a good idea. Top notch. Leave it to the scots.

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The reason the alien isn’t on screen right now is that the TARDIS picked him up

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Lend me your bicycle.
Sure thing, but before you go, sign here and initial here on the safety deposit.
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...and the word is, "Panic!"

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*smash cut* Three Years Later .... #Monsterdon

Oh yeah let's all try to run away from the planet. #MONSTERDON

@Violinknitter they may not have had any idea either

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They should try turning the wireless off and back on #monsterdon

get downnnnnnn with the boogie #monsterdon

Lebeau! No! That's not the German!

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@Violinknitter Someone pulled dad's finger, again? #monsterdon

BOO!!!

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yes, that's it, bike to the mainland

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It's the Man from Planet BOOGEY actually :ablobwobble: #Monsterdon

Let me tell you how this would actually go down ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_of_the_Moon

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The blancmange cut the phone lines, we're doomed! #Monsterdon

Q: Why is the Man from Planet X shown on #Monsterdon but not in Anaheim or Orlando?

A: Because we can understand their accents but Walt disnae.

#Monsterdon the music is saying "kiddie hijinx" more than "alien invasion"

I want #BoogieDoings trending by the end of the movie 😂

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spoiler: the fog is caustic.

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#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX "line's dead!" "hold on, i'll try" yes i'm sure being american will make a difference to the phone line being cut

Sounds like Mears is actively getting down with the boogie #monsterdon

@oli they could have at least hired a local expert #monsterdon

"Flomoxed?" #monsterdon

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The more I look at that "telescope", the more sus it is.

Are those pipe fittings? Where's the counterweight..?

All alien visitation films should have Scots in them #MONSTERDON

I think the brock has real air B&B potential, even if it is a series of disconnected rooms & a painted backdrop. #Monsterdon

THE BOOGIE #monsterdon

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at least the villagers know to be weirded out by this whole thing

@Violinknitter Everyone knows Scots don't have names #monsterdon

"Call London and ask them for help."

"Hello London? Yes, is that London? Can you help me?" 🥴

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Well, the good people of Bury didn't know about the approaching planet until just now.

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#monsterdon Clapper-claw and balderdash, bejabbers!

Mears... Mears... Here boy!

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#Monsterdon Call London? All the way on the other side of the country?

CLAPPERCLAW?

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You can pick your aliens, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick the boogey's nose

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Glassy eyes and a hump on his back?

Igor?

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It's...A BLANCMANGE!!! #Monsterdon

Goerdy's back, and his jaunty hat is askew!

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Gordy and Tammy? I'm sure they are a vaudeville act.
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I have a sneaking suspicion this scots aren't real scots. I mean, in the movie they are real scots. I just don't think they actually hired any scots. I'm not even sure this is in scotland. I think this is all a studio.

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At no point were the alien's eyes visible, so don't tell me about his feckin' glassy eyes.

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THE BOOGEY

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@Taweret I hope they're off at the fair or having ice cream. #monsterdon

@Taweret you mean the boogey

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"Eyes that are no better than a dead codfish"

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The other guy is just moderately off.

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"And three weird sisters out on the moor!" #monsterdon

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 🪐❌ TRIVIA FROM PLANET X 👽🌌🌫️

Communication by musical tones? Where have we seen that before?

And is it a coincidence that #TheManFromPlanetX would have been seen by any director whose first movies appeared in the 1970s?

This is the movie from Dimension X.

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The boggie!

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#Monsterdon God, we need more alien movies set in Scotland.

@ottaross #monsterdon

not even.... they used the sets from Bergman's "Joan of Arc" (according to wikipedia)

Scared the accent right out of me it did! #Monsterdon

Predicting boogie doins will score well on @paco ’s word cloud tomorrow.

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@wohali Dover Boys. Hmmm I haven't watched that cartoon in a decade. Maybe after the movie. Unless Wrong Frogs is fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR0eBWDVAtw
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"Andre?"

"Aye?"

Andre, a fine Scottish name!

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Who ho the real Scotsmen have arrived.

Was a building of no true Scotsmen until now.

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Clapperclaw? I'm calling people that now. #Monsterdon

Hollywood, I think #Monsterdon https://mastodon.sdf.org/@cs/115166154825423614

@cocaine_owlbear she cannae take any more monkey business cap'n! #monsterdon

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I would like it if there were some sheep in this movie