The mystery of the missing sheep! Quite the subplot.
all 50s men know is discriminate women, choke aliens and smoke they cigarette
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#monsterdon Boogy doins!
These two guys accents are all over the place, especially Gordie's.
Whoa, intrepid trained reporter just picked up a narrative monologue.
We have returned to the opening monologue! Smoking will surely help you come up with the solution.
#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX
@YsengrinWolf I don't think Lawn Darts have been invented yet. Maybe they invent it to reap the fortune! #monsterdon
No true Scotsman ever knocks #monsterdon
[convinced enid's having a lovely tea with devil woman from mars and laughing at all of these idiots]
This "bu-da-da-dum" on the timpani is just like the final battle in Monty Python's Holy Grail.
#monsterdon
so uh... is something going to happen?
#Monsterdon Monkey business of a native nature is just fine, though.
@cd0 A bunch of us are watching without ads so we're 46 minutes in
How can we pay this actress even less? I know, only write her in a small portion of the movie.
This is getting like the start of Melancholia. #MONSTERDON
Oh no! The alien has absconded with Enid!
#monsterdon If only I were not so helpless before the voiceless threat of the unknown.. dude, I feel you.
@amyfou It's a nice name because it's DINE spelled backwards #monsterdon
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"If only I were not so helpless in front of the voiceless threat of the unknown!"
Me too, dude. me too.
Smoking a cigarette!
Wow, Captain Exposition is getting a workout in this one.
#monsterdon Enid!
ENID?
Same dude, narrating, a bit louder: Enid was gone.
I'm not sure when movies stopped doing this but I think it was a mistake to stop.
EEeeeeeeniiiiiiiiiID!
The movie played on. Would I be able to keep cracking wise? Perhaps my inner monologue is humorous.
The sphere out on the moor is a very romantic destination
#Monsterdon It's the fuzz!
bro not moments ago you were saying that you knew for certain the alien was fine because it was an intelligent creature and you were going to do some geometry together. you can't play the 'fundamentally unpredictable alien lifeform' card anymore #monsterdon
If only Swamp Thing were here to help out #monsterdon
With any luck the alien is thinking "how do I get out of this movie"
which I can guarantee is not how the rest of them thing
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Wait is the daughter/hottie called Enid?
We were having a completely pleasant conversation in the dungeon and he just started moaning and then got floppy. Probably scrofula. #Monsterdon
Fez police! We're saved! #Monsterdon
Hey, narrator is back. Where's he been?
@YsengrinWolf Well, they are adjacent chapters in all the classic math textbooks
#monsterdon People are figuring stuff out on very few clues in this movie. That gives them time to stand around and walk in buildings.
"Ahh, my old friend 'Rocky Outcrop'"
See how the Colonialist depersonalises the new person and blames everything on them, same old Terran tricks...
O Rocketship, O Rocketship...
The alien's secret is all mine! All mine! No one--
#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX
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"Yes I know he was trying to communicate with him geometrically, but how else?"
@msh To be fair he asphyxiated himself first
Beardy guy has many questions.
sir there's a shadow on your face. please step over a little
Literally first time we see this dude and he's like "This is how I can control the world." It's pretty much his first line.
That POS!!! #monsterdon Talk to a totally new being for 5 minutes and WHAM!
And here's proof, Dr. Mears is a dick.
Well, the newspaperman made the jump from geometry to abuse pretty quickly there.
Imagine a 2025 film where someone has a slight fever and a lead actor hands them a bottle and tells them to stay in bed
my dogs go get backup what the fuck #monsterdon
Of course Dr. Rapey McCreeperson has a gun. #Monsterdon
"let's go reconnoiter"
How does the telescope see through all the fog? #Monsterdon
"...we'll go and reconnoiter"
"Oh my!"
More music for the OST. Love theme to murder scene theme. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon If you're having regrets after getting the colorized (colourised I guess since it's set in the UK) and you use VLC it's Option-E on Mac, I _think_ ctrl-E on windows, and if you're using linux I think you sacrifice a small ruminent or something while singing the free software song, to get to the place where you can turn off the saturation.
Enid left because there weren't any other female-identifying individuals in Britain #monsterdon
oh did she wake the X man up with that scream
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"Enid was gone. But we never really knew each other anyway."
It's 1950, what's the stuff that will have you up and around? Penicillin? Or dexies? #monsterdon
OK. so neither the doctor nor the scientist heard her scream?
Jarring re-introduction of narration for no apparent reason. QUALITY CINEMA
Oh good. A voice over. #Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX
In that period, the stuff from the chemist's probably includes a Benzedrine inhalerβ¦.
What kind of medicine did they have for the flu back then? Alcohol and the same sedative they gave his daughter?
#monsterdon
Yooo!!! Why you kill the alien!? #monsterdon Damn! We can't ever have company!
Enid (we never really knew each other anyway)
@vigour_mortis Hate this dumbass #monsterdon
I have to give credit for not just having the alien speak English.
Fix your roof! #Monsterdon
"That creature downstairs--"
"Don't worry, I'll take a look at him."
Lady, you HAD TO BE UNCONSCIOUS last time. Color me skeptical.
this movie really mixed things up and is taking "tell, don't show" to heart #Monsterdon
Did the movie just describe what Elon Musk likes to think of himself as? #Monsterdon
and now suddenly... voiceover again?
I swear, if the rocket prop is just going to sit unmentioned next to the telescope prop for the rest of the movie...
Old dude doesn't have the flu, does he?
God I hate Earth men. #Monsterdon
itβs a relief to know if youβre thirsty you can just drink space #Monsterdon
I wonder if that car ever saw a real road in its life, instead of a studio lot.
"Resting." #Monsterdon
Alien: [transits across the universe in an advanced spacecraft]
Human: "Fire. π₯ This is fiiiiiire."
@Taweret that will help relations immensely but if you REALLY want to impress a spaceman cook him a Smol Pizza using an incandescent lightbulb #Monsterdon
Imagine living in a place where you could leave your car for 2 days and not worry about it.
This is the fantasy part of Sci-Fi. :)
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you could tell that the scientist is gonna be the baddie because his beard is (a) existent and (b) terrible
Ooooomoooooowoooooomoooo! (traumatically)
#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX
Aliens always horny for Earth woman. #Monsterdon
Bit damp in that βStoneβ
#monsterdon
Oh my! Dr Mears is now the main plot. #monsterdon
I can't wait to see Mears die #monsterdon
shit! my plan depended on nobody wanting to see me #monsterdon
You left the clearly evil selfish profiteer in the room with the alien.
Oh, I think you made your intentions clear. #Monsterdon
An advanced alien civilization that hasn't quite mastered the complexities of "Don't put your air valve there using such a shitty valve" #Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX
quick Mears, put the suit on and impersonate the alien to keep the gig going!
#monsterdon
@Violinknitter He already got the transparent aluminum formula from the alien? #Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX
It's coca-cola with real cocaine! #Monsterdon