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I would like it if there were some sheep in this movie

Had I known this movie was so moors-heavy I wouldn't have watched The Hound of the Baskervilles so many times on Rifftrax (it's also very moors-heavy). #monsterdon

I wonder what the alien is up to

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This isn't much of a village mob. I don't see a single pitchfork among them.

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I wonder what the planet is doing now. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX "we have nae found a thing" well except for the other thing we found about the other missing person

Flummoxed and clapper daft. #Monsterdon

Begora. #Monsterdon

Wow, another woman! #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 It's either alien abduction and "probing" or the neighbors were craving haggis in the middle of the night. Has to be one of those two.

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"I prefer you keep your eyes in your head, where they'll do the most good."

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@xoagray If everyone forgets about it, it doesn't really exist

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Stay off the moors! No, wait, we have to search them. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon If nothing else, the Scots have a great way with words to describe aliens.

You could literally just give this exposition through dialogue or something. The narrative overlay just lets me know this prick lives to the end.

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"This is the spot I left Mears in just hours ago!"

impossible for the shady character hanging around the alien ship to have moved or been moved! Impossible! #monsterdon

Stop putting the camera behind things; I feel like I'm watching The Expanse

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ruh roh

#Monsterdon he's calling for Mears like he lost his kitty cat.

Look, if I wanted long scenes of people walking out of the moors I would be reading Wuthering Heights right now

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you mean... the spaceship can move?!?

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Okay, really obvious question here. Why isn't everyone freaking out that there's a whole planet headed towards Earth in like 3 weeks? Even back in the 50's we had telescopes good enough to see something like that, that close.

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#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX Mears on the Moors

His friend with the jaunty hat will stay with the professor.

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I think Boogey Doins is what you step in when the bogeymonster shits in your yard.

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[Dick van Dyke] "In my defence, _this_." [points at movie]

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I feel like I must have missed the 'sharply parted hair' #bingo

That's a fellow who keeps a lot under his hat. You can trust him. #monsterdon

Not the boogey doings!, anything but the boogey doings #MONSTERDON

hell yeah, call the villagers, get the pitchforks! do it! #monsterdon

Trained reporter just figured out the bad guy is a bad guy. That's training for you.

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"There best be no monkey business of a foreign nature!"

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What country are we in again? #Monsterdon

Alien killer!! #monsterdon

Missin' sheep? In Scotland? I think we all know what that means.

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She can't take much more, Cap'n - oh, sorry, wrong Scotsman. #Monsterdon

Maybe it's time to get the old feller to hospital eh? He's not doing so good.

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They could just run ads over top of the narrator sulking around asking dumb questions. #Monsterdon #Tubi

I WAS RIGHT BOOGIE DOINS

Sorry, could you say that again?

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I’m very confused as to why we have people with a Scots accent in the movie now #Monsterdon

Gordy's accent isn't that great, so he keeps pushing him back

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@moira I really wish we were seeing what's going on with her #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX I was right! Boogey doings!!!!

Oh no, not boogey doings!

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Now these men are trying to have Scottish accents but they are failing I think

Whew, that's rough attempt at a Scottish accent, but I'll award them another point for the use of "boogie doings"

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Wow. Not a fan of THIS guy. Another terrible ambassador for Earth.

We are going to be lucky if they don't nuke the site from orbit after this.

der gods i am choking on my toast here. THAT accent is not Scottish
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The mystery of the missing sheep! Quite the subplot.

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all 50s men know is discriminate women, choke aliens and smoke they cigarette
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#monsterdon Boogy doins!

These two guys accents are all over the place, especially Gordie's.

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Whoa, intrepid trained reporter just picked up a narrative monologue.

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We have returned to the opening monologue! Smoking will surely help you come up with the solution.
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@YsengrinWolf I don't think Lawn Darts have been invented yet. Maybe they invent it to reap the fortune! #monsterdon

No true Scotsman ever knocks #monsterdon

This "bu-da-da-dum" on the timpani is just like the final battle in Monty Python's Holy Grail.
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so uh... is something going to happen?

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#Monsterdon Monkey business of a native nature is just fine, though.

@cd0 A bunch of us are watching without ads so we're 46 minutes in

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How can we pay this actress even less? I know, only write her in a small portion of the movie.

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This is getting like the start of Melancholia. #MONSTERDON

Oh no! The alien has absconded with Enid!

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#monsterdon If only I were not so helpless before the voiceless threat of the unknown.. dude, I feel you.

@amyfou It's a nice name because it's DINE spelled backwards #monsterdon

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"If only I were not so helpless in front of the voiceless threat of the unknown!"

Me too, dude. me too.

Smoking a cigarette!

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Wow, Captain Exposition is getting a workout in this one.

#monsterdon Enid!
ENID?
Same dude, narrating, a bit louder: Enid was gone.

I'm not sure when movies stopped doing this but I think it was a mistake to stop.

EEeeeeeeniiiiiiiiiID!

The movie played on. Would I be able to keep cracking wise? Perhaps my inner monologue is humorous.

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The sphere out on the moor is a very romantic destination

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#Monsterdon It's the fuzz!

bro not moments ago you were saying that you knew for certain the alien was fine because it was an intelligent creature and you were going to do some geometry together. you can't play the 'fundamentally unpredictable alien lifeform' card anymore #monsterdon

I will never forgive myself.

That's OK old timer, you won't be around much longer.

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If only Swamp Thing were here to help out #monsterdon

With any luck the alien is thinking "how do I get out of this movie"

which I can guarantee is not how the rest of them thing

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Wait is the daughter/hottie called Enid?

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"I should never have exposed her…"

Yuuuup.

We were having a completely pleasant conversation in the dungeon and he just started moaning and then got floppy. Probably scrofula. #Monsterdon

Fez police! We're saved! #Monsterdon

Hey, narrator is back. Where's he been?

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@YsengrinWolf Well, they are adjacent chapters in all the classic math textbooks

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#monsterdon People are figuring stuff out on very few clues in this movie. That gives them time to stand around and walk in buildings.

"Ahh, my old friend 'Rocky Outcrop'"

See how the Colonialist depersonalises the new person and blames everything on them, same old Terran tricks...

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O Rocketship, O Rocketship...

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this rock again

it means something

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The alien's secret is all mine! All mine! No one--
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@msh To be fair he asphyxiated himself first

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"Yes I know he was trying to communicate with him geometrically, but how else?"

Beardy guy has many questions.

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Literally first time we see this dude and he's like "This is how I can control the world." It's pretty much his first line.

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sir there's a shadow on your face. please step over a little

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That POS!!! #monsterdon Talk to a totally new being for 5 minutes and WHAM!

Well, the newspaperman made the jump from geometry to abuse pretty quickly there.

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And here's proof, Dr. Mears is a dick.

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Imagine a 2025 film where someone has a slight fever and a lead actor hands them a bottle and tells them to stay in bed

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my dogs go get backup what the fuck #monsterdon

Of course Dr. Rapey McCreeperson has a gun. #Monsterdon

"let's go reconnoiter"

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