This mind control is pretty crappy. Shouldn't only the alien be able to make the humans do stuff? #Monsterdon

da boooogie has a funny face, but can he dance #monsterdon

I refuse to feel sympathy for that Mears guy.

#Monsterdon

Lightning effects!!!!

Just when we were dozing off!

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#Monsterdon "Darling? My name is Enid."

What a weirdly easy alien to beat. Nice of him to never fix his one weakness. #Monsterdon

Wait, why not just reach for the valve you KNOW he cannot reach on his own??

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A rotating pancake flipper! #monsterdon

Wait, how does blowing everything up stop the planet?

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@wohali Is religious dehydration when you don't have the spirits? #AlcoholJeesuz #Monsterdon

ooo, lightening effect!

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"by exposing himself to us" #monsterdon

"Men. Stop. Work." Now. Fuck. Off #Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

"He exposes us to it every few hours."

Story of my life!

#Monsterdon

The planet will be within our gravitational orbit? Oh fuck, they buried the lede. Devastation.

#Monsterdon

So wait, Was the whole time so far in this movie just the time from when he got the OK from the Scotland Yard guys and he's been sitting there just writing it all down?

Way to get a move on feller.

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Oh, *scientific* de-gravitation. That explains it. #Monsterdon

By exposing us to a ray. Ray Harryhausen, specifically.

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well how nice is that that rapey got enslaved? love it #monsterdon

Ah nice, a rotary air fryer!

#monsterdon

"How to command the Working Class"

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if their planet is turning to ice, BOY HOWDY did they pick the place with people sure to heat things up.

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here's the fucking mains problem again. God, that buzz... #monsterdon

and then it's..... #MONSTERDON

The Planet X guy has been feeding them edibles #monsterdon

The alien came here to set up WIFI?????

#Monsterdon

Where’s the King of Scotland with the King’s Touch? He could fix everything. I read about it on the internet it’s real #Monsterdon

This movie was bankrolled by a dry ice manufacturer.

#Monsterdon

Scientific degravitation. You know, not that religious degravitation.

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I can't tell if the soundtrack has gone annoying again or if my ears are trying to disassociate from boredom.
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Scientific dewhatification? #monsterdon

So the old guy just walks over the impregnable barrier wall... #monsterdon

The whole thing has the feel of an Amway party #monsterdon

glad they made the music more or less in tune with the hum of the spaceship

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@otheorange_tag @davesdogmaggie 🤦 👏 😂

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eeeh, don't bother saving dr mears, this guy gets what he gets.

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#monsterdon Ah the famous shoveling and dirt convo scene!

#Monsterdon Finally Mears is useful.

Yeah he "communicated" with the alien until he passed out. #monsterdon

Nimbly crawling over those fortifications. #monsterdon

Thank you, Doctor Exposition! I didn't expect you so late in the movie, but why not? #Monsterdon

He's got one foot in the grave.

#monsterdon

Oh, real englishmen to go with the totally real scotsmen.

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"I've written a story of what's happened here up to this minute. It talks about what a heroic and noble person I have been, and how this alien is an abominable creature that was definitely not just wanting to chill and be left alone."

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

The reporter and the scientist's daughter get together and they turn out to be the "What's Inside Your Butthole" girl's great grandparents. #monsterdon #trueFact

#Monsterdon dude just punch him.

this scotland yard inspector has done SO MANY dramatic turns to the camera, it's amazing #monsterdon

synchronised shovelling never made it past demonstration stage after the 1952 olympics

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Oh my God - they've planted the professor!

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Planet X needs women!

Oh wait....

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@davesdogmaggie @diazona conic relief? --math dad #Monsterdon

what happened to the rapist dude? #monsterdon

What do we think the chances are of Mears getting bazooka'd? #Monsterdon

No it is not 11 o`clock. It's 10 o`clock. And you have 10 minutes left to come up with a climax.
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@Newpa_Hasai I fear for what would happen to actual science if this movie could find it

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i don't think this journo should be writing his story in pencil Mr Planet X Alien could just erase it!

"Kneel -"

"My name is Tom." #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie My guess is the Professor, a law-abiding citizen, told him everything when he stopped by for his initial assessment of newcomers to his beat. #Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

@davesdogmaggie My God, how would they explain that? #monsterdon

the hour is near

🎶 THE MOON IS RIGHT 🎶

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@davesdogmaggie It really is. #monsterdon

ok scotland yard man your logic is overpowering but --- da boooogie #monsterdon

@oli
Well it looks like his ship broke down to me.

#Monsterdon

yes, yes, it's a very nice train set now can you PLEASE SHOW SOMETHING ELSE

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Inspector has been reading up on his Britannica.

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Right, they're invading Earth by steering their entire planet over #monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear

There are moors all over the place, but yeah, now the locals are definitely *attempting* Scottish accents and dialect

#Monsterdon

They said MOORS. Drink!

#MONSTERDON

(writing)

The hour is near and I'm in a super hurry but I still have time to write this.

#monsterdon

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The digging scene should've had Powerhouse (Carl Stalling) for its soundtrack

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Ten minutes left. It's gonna be an abrupt ending, isn't it?

#Monsterdon

@Lazarou hold our beers! #Monsterdon

This cop is awfully well informed.

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Porter of the Yard? #monsterdon

Suddenly it's Schrodinger's Fog! It's here, it's gone, it's back again!

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I'm not sure engendering nothing but sympathy for the mysterious alien visitor who is unfortunately subjected to 1950s Elon Musk as his first real introduction to humanity is the plan, but it's working if it is.

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"With all the men gone who's gonna be around to give the women their sedatives!?"

#monsterdon

why is that cop looking so shifty?
was he smuggling?
dealing alien ship parts he has shoved in his butt cheeks?
#Monsterdon

Perfectly clear shot of waves only to go back to fog on moors. #Monsterdon

You *could* say you're sorry!

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@otheorange_tag 🤦 👏 😂

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"How do you expect to cope with this situation inspector?" Lots and lots of whiskey. #Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

“I’m John Lawrence in the place to be!!!”

#Monsterdon

@wohali and release the tiger! #WrongMontyPython #Monsterdon

Just gonna keep sending inspectors and constables... #Monsterdon

SHOW DON'T TELL #monsterdon

"It was being fortified" #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie sounds at least as plausible as anything else

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"Sit down, inspector, I'll try to tell you."

Movie begins again.

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#monsterdon LATRINE!!!

"You're a long way from home, Mr. Laurence"

YES ARREST THE AMERICAN

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It's like the Associated Press only cheaper and named not to get us sued.

#monsterdon

Boogey doings! #monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

Lol, as if anything ever works that well in the UK

#Monsterdon

What does the man from Planet X want, exactly? Why is he here? I'm pretty sure abducting people after getting assaulted is plan G or something at this point.

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#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX i wonder what the alien's doing in their spaceship

Cows?

Should be Coos, no?

#monsterdon

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The Routine drugging of women ⬇️
Accent confusion ⬆️
The Boogey ⬆️

wait this is that dragonborn cultist quest from skyrim isn't it

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@diazona I thought it was comic relief.

#Monsterdon