Right, they're invading Earth by steering their entire planet over #monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear

There are moors all over the place, but yeah, now the locals are definitely *attempting* Scottish accents and dialect

#Monsterdon

They said MOORS. Drink!

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(writing)

The hour is near and I'm in a super hurry but I still have time to write this.

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The digging scene should've had Powerhouse (Carl Stalling) for its soundtrack

#ManFromPlanetX

Ten minutes left. It's gonna be an abrupt ending, isn't it?

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@Lazarou hold our beers! #Monsterdon

"We'll give you to 11 o'clock and then we start killing everyone."

GEE I SURE AM GLAD WE CALLED IN THE BRITISH TO HELP, THANK GOD #Monsterdon

This cop is awfully well informed.

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I'm extremely confused at what's going on. The spaceship landed and some villagers are digging a ditch around it. Maybe a fortification, but probably a shrubbery as has been previously noted.

Also, Scotland Yard is here and sends an inspector. The journalist has a mustache, and the Inspector also has a mustache, so I think the "mustache" in this movie implies "Man Of Action!"

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Porter of the Yard? #monsterdon

Suddenly it's Schrodinger's Fog! It's here, it's gone, it's back again!

#Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

I'm not sure engendering nothing but sympathy for the mysterious alien visitor who is unfortunately subjected to 1950s Elon Musk as his first real introduction to humanity is the plan, but it's working if it is.

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"With all the men gone who's gonna be around to give the women their sedatives!?"

#monsterdon

on september 17th the aliens are gonna slide by earth, see that their scout has mind controlled only 5 people while the earth people's military is mounting a response, and just cruise on by #monsterdon

why is that cop looking so shifty?
was he smuggling?
dealing alien ship parts he has shoved in his butt cheeks?
#Monsterdon

Perfectly clear shot of waves only to go back to fog on moors. #Monsterdon

You *could* say you're sorry!

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@otheorange_tag 🤦 👏 😂

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

"How do you expect to cope with this situation inspector?" Lots and lots of whiskey. #Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

“I’m John Lawrence in the place to be!!!”

#Monsterdon

@wohali and release the tiger! #WrongMontyPython #Monsterdon

Just gonna keep sending inspectors and constables... #Monsterdon

SHOW DON'T TELL #monsterdon

"It was being fortified" #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie sounds at least as plausible as anything else

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"Sit down, inspector, I'll try to tell you."

Movie begins again.

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#monsterdon LATRINE!!!

"You're a long way from home, Mr. Laurence"

YES ARREST THE AMERICAN

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

It's like the Associated Press only cheaper and named not to get us sued.

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Boogey doings! #monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

Apparently binoculars don't actually magnify things. #Monsterdon

What does the man from Planet X want, exactly? Why is he here? I'm pretty sure abducting people after getting assaulted is plan G or something at this point.

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Lol, as if anything ever works that well in the UK

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#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX i wonder what the alien's doing in their spaceship

Cows?

Should be Coos, no?

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The Routine drugging of women ⬇️
Accent confusion ⬆️
The Boogey ⬆️

wait this is that dragonborn cultist quest from skyrim isn't it

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all the guys agreed to work for the X man in exchange that he stops making that fucking noise
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@diazona I thought it was comic relief.

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why hasnt a wee old man in a flat cap, gone by the beach with his dog yet, to tutt loudly at the "tourists"?
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"He'll have every man in this village to carry out his orders" oh? no women in this village dude? HUH? Why can't he also have every woman, too?! #monsterdon

Not Bobby Harris!!!

#monsterdon

fortified with iron and vitamin D

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@diazona There is, we're just two tired to say! --dad #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The Fog did not have this much fog.

#Monsterdon That message bounced around like it was on the Tor network.

The hat squad has arrived. Will it liven up the film? Probably not. #Monsterdon

Is this fog, or just the expected results of all the damn smoking on set?

#monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

Aha, they're starting a garden #monsterdon

Does anyone know how long it would take to send a heliograph message?

Oh, certainly faster than you can talk I think.

Cool, I'll add that to the script.

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I'm giving you the big eyeroll right now, movie.

#Monsterdon

moors moors moors

my love affair with moors

society won't understand but

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How will a heliograph work in all this fog?

#monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

@davesdogmaggie It really is.
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@otheorange_tag @Violinknitter Nae tellin' the outsiders #monsterdon

16 ton, and what do you get

another bubble head alien and deeper in WHCELIUWAHEUHEUVHWAVR (drowns in earth)

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If this doesn't end with the castle model exploding I will be disappointed. Unless the Loch Ness monster shows up to fight the Man from Planet X.
#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

THE LADSSSS
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That bomber jacket is the shit tho.

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“It’s that creature from outer space” you mean “the fearsome creature from other worlds”? #Monsterdon

@jammerb #monsterdon

He was using zip compression.

The Jaws theme played backwards sounds like a comical march. #monsterdon

Yes an entire army of Scottish villagers, no haggis will be safe. #MONSTERDON

You just don't see a dramatic "trying to heliograph a boat before it sails into a fogbank" scene anymore and that's a shame #monsterdon

On the contrary this is a great time for pranks.

#monsterdon

@diazona @hollie In this economy? More like spam radio.

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heliograph?

I forget why they don't have radio, or phones...only Heliograph

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Cows AND boats? This is a fancy town. #Monsterdon

Hmm. Chances of Coffee for my bingo card are looking mighty low. Tea obsessed people. Hmph.

#Monsterdon

Yeah, sure because if I tap the phone reciever it will just work better than if you do.

#Monsterdon #TheManFromPlanetX

Convenient boat passing.

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@Zerofactorial @Violinknitter Oh come pn, we name some of our bits?! Shirley?! #Monsterdon

using mirrors to send a message to the stock footage #monsterdon

"He's building an army!"
But aren't those nice coats?
#Monsterdon

So... they could see through the curtains... and the fog? #monsterdon

"Well TALK, man!"

Please don't. #Monsterdon

"I was thinking about maybe a spirograph!"

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

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oh no the Mr Planet X man is building a slave army?

"We've lost the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps!!!"

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Oh, we've finally decided to start searching for the missing people. This is a good idea. Top notch. Leave it to the scots.

#Monsterdon

The reason the alien isn’t on screen right now is that the TARDIS picked him up

#Monsterdon

Lend me your bicycle.
Sure thing, but before you go, sign here and initial here on the safety deposit.
#monsterdon

...and the word is, "Panic!"

#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

Bicycle 1
Thugs 0
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*smash cut* Three Years Later .... #Monsterdon

Oh yeah let's all try to run away from the planet. #MONSTERDON

@Violinknitter they may not have had any idea either

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They should try turning the wireless off and back on #monsterdon

get downnnnnnn with the boogie #monsterdon

@Violinknitter Someone pulled dad's finger, again? #monsterdon

Lebeau! No! That's not the German!

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

The soundtrack is threatening to break into the Looney Tunes theme.
#Monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

BOO!!!

#monsterdon

yes, that's it, bike to the mainland

#monsterdon #ManFromPlanetX

It's the Man from Planet BOOGEY actually :ablobwobble: #Monsterdon

The blancmange cut the phone lines, we're doomed! #Monsterdon

Let me tell you how this would actually go down ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_of_the_Moon

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Q: Why is the Man from Planet X shown on #Monsterdon but not in Anaheim or Orlando?

A: Because we can understand their accents but Walt disnae.