So… smoking in labs probably won't affect the samples, right?

🙄

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

This was years before Twitter:

"Don't you want to know what I think?"

"I'm sure you're going to tell me anyway."

#monsterdon

She's..... European :bloblewd: #Monsterdon

She's that kind of a woman. She's European (sexual)

#Monsterdon

yes we eurotrash are well know for biting on a first date and giving out crazy gifts. fact
#Monsterdon

"she's European"

#monsterdon

I'm starting to thing that The Hunger referred to isn't about blood...

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

Huh. Not sure how many lesbian sex scenes I've seen in movies, but this has to be the best one.
#Monsterdon #TheHunger

Sorry… can’t Monsterdon right now… ummm…

#monsterdon

That's some very fx-blood looking alcohol

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

Is it ok if I sit on your Louis XIV chair and act all coquettish? And lose my shirt?

#Monsterdon

Not buying her as an Egyptian vampire. Is that bottle blonde? #Monsterdon #TheHunger

I can't stop thinking about Lady Dracula even though my husband is a fine man who is like the phrase "by Mennen" became a person

#Monsterdon

"I like your pendant. I see it on a lot of Maiden album cover art." #monsterdon

[looking at ugly marble bust]

"She looks like you!"

Bitch, you are bad at flirting

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon He's lying in a coffin, his fists beating against the lid, but you're not helping him... why is that, Susan?

@jsadow

Because of the eternal war between the Vampires and the Banshees

#Monsterdon

Also, I guess Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979)?

Though both movies are very different from this

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

I remember the police detective guy from Cheers - he played the hilarious role of Carla's ex-husband.

#monsterdon

@Terencio Give it some of that accelerated aging serum

#Monsterdon

cant sleep hon.
sudden case of the lady on lady horny.
#Monsterdon

This house is magnificent, it's dusts itself I assume

#monsterdon

@bstacey it's a queer thing, not vampires 😉 #Monsterdon

And suddenly Maximum Overdrive makes an appearance.
#monsterdon

Dan Hedaya!

#Monsterdon

@lorgonumputz Like poor Mrs. Rochester in Jane Eyre! #Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

@nev Yes, but "When Pigeons Cry" makes a terrible song title.

#Monsterdon

@yatsu she's been around since Ancient Egypt, so...

#Monsterdon

wtf she just has a collection of old dudes
this is silly
#Monsterdon

@Configures there is a lack of informed consent to this after all.... #Monsterdon

@socketwench great, now all i can think of is Don Knotts-feratu

#monsterdon

Rest, my love

In this pile of pigeon shit

#Monsterdon

"A damn shame, throwing away a perfectly good David Bowie like that."

#Monsterdon

...She's gonna take him to the room full of milkmen, some of whom are very old, right? #Monsterdon

I feel like I've heard this music elsewhere before

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

Pre-Batman “Kiss Me, Kill Me”, nice

#monsterdon

There are actually vampires in this vampire film, yes?

#Monsterdon

So he killed the kid and he's still a wrinkled prune? This flick isn't offering up much in the way of explanation. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

Vampires on this movie are all wrong. They walk at the day, sleep in beds, fangless and someday they age like milk outside of the refrigerator on a hot day.
#monsterdon

Wonder how much Bowie thought about this movie when writing Blackstar. #Monsterdon

Oh it's a little sketchy but I think I have bingo!

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

See, this is why you always eat before entertaining guests.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

@saucerlost

Don't forget the cigarettes

#Monsterdon

@skatem yes

#Monsterdon

still none the wiser as to why meat child is hanging with blood suckers
#Monsterdon

@arrjay as the Prophecy foretold! #Monsterdon

So no Bowie on the soundtrack? 🥺
#Monsterdon #TheHunger

"I know movies that use continuity, and they are all COWARDS!"

#Monsterdon

ive also aged 50 years in a waiting room
#Monsterdon

Don't investigate the secrets of life and death unless your Dwarf Fortress is ready for necromancers. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

Um I'm a little suspicious about the conversion between monkey years and human years

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon okay Bowie _literally_ aging 40 years while waiting to see the doctor was pretty fucking great right there, a little joke in the middle of a film that (I think?) is taking itself very seriously #theHunger1983

A half a million dollars is a whole lotta monkeys.
#Monsterdon #TheHunger

Let's cook

#Monsterdon

This breakthrough is incredible! Imagine, we'll be able to make people age even after death!!

#Monsterdon

Did someone fill the monkey's water dish from the wrong Grail *again*?

#Monsterdon

"And the life signs terminate right here"

yeah, I've seen the Panthers win too

#monsterdon

what did they do to that monkey to make them do that, (before the stop motion aging bit)

#Monsterdon

Has anyone tested the hypothesis that cigarettes age vampires? #Monsterdon #TheHunger

tony scott directed this and it came out a year after blade runner, directed by ridley scott. lotta similar dark, brooding shots in this too. different cinematographer though

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon🧛‍♂️ 💞 🧛‍♀️ 💞 🥧 🍩 😱

Bowie: "you must think that I'm quite crazy"
Sarandon: [ crazy like a beautiful beautiful dude but quit grabbing my arm ya weirdo ]

Ad Break thoughts:

Nobody in this movie believes in light of any kind.

Are they all vampires?

I'm enjoying this, the movie is way outside my usual comfort zone

#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ Young. Men. #Monsterdon

This looks better and classier than the last 20 #monsterdon movies combined. I can’t take it. Where’s the rubber monster.

So this is a difference of sired vampires and born vampires or something? Or just blood type differences?
#Monsterdon #TheHunger

You want to know why you're aging, John? Cigarettes!

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

I love that enormous lizard brooch

#Monsterdon

@Taweret #monsterdon

"istg" = "I'll stake the ghoul"?

"What's her secret?" Amphetamines. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

wat? Salami perfectly complements cheese. These vampires are wack.

#monsterdon

Missing #Monsterdon tonight because I’m in too much pain to focus on the movie or the commentary, but the few posts I’ve seen lead me to believe it’s prime Monsterdon fare.

I’ve already lost the plot to this movie #monsterdon #theHunger

#Monsterdon🧛‍♂️ 💞 🧛‍♀️ 💞 🥧 🍩 😱

pro-ge-RIa? pro-GE-ria!

Susan Sarandon has been in a lot of films I like. #monsterdon

@hollie #monsterdon

Must be because Betty Lugosi's dead?

@trixter Morrissey? Plz no. I don't need the soundtrack to turn into a comedy.
#Monsterdon #TheHunger

oo i do not like monkeys :/ #Monsterdon

Nothing to do except drink blood and screw. #monsterdon

Very much evokes a perfume commercial #Monsterdon

so we're less than ten minutes in and so far Bowie is having sex in basically every scene he's been in. i mean, good for him.

#monsterdon

I turned on the subtitles, that will probably help me understand what's happening...

#Monsterdon

So far this is a nice monkey goth gore music video. I wonder if we get a plot. #monsterdon

This monkey is harshing the vibe

#Monsterdon

DAYWALKERS!

#Monsterdon

Oo, gooey #Monsterdon

SHOCK THE MONKEY

#monsterdon #TheHunger

kids an important lesson is that even though this movie makes smoking seem super-erotic it is NOT

#Monsterdon

well that's my Bela Lugosi's Dead for the season lmao

#monsterdon

Okay so David Bowie is using Bauhaus as vampire hunting ambiance music, that tracks

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

I'm not sure I've ever seen David Bowie in a movie outside of Labyrinth.
#Monsterdon #TheHunger

The wave

It's so new

#Monsterdon

God I haven't heard this song in a minute

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon for those who weren't there this opening scene is what MTV looked like back in the day, exactly this, but like, distilled or something. #TheHunger1983

It's a Master System game

#Monsterdon

I've been to this goth club I think....

#Monsterdon

#MonsterdonAlert

#Monsterdon

GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hop ☺️ #monsterdon

Don’t Breathe (1985) #monsterdon

@JigmeDatse
THE HUNGER (1983)

On archive.org: https://archive.org/details/the-hunger-1983-catherine-deneuve-david-bowie-susan-sarandon
On Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/100045171/th

It's slow and very vibes based. But if you are in the mood for it, it's interesting. And very lesbiany after the David Bowie bits.
#Monsterdon

ooh! just wait a couple years then he'll suddenly turn old and helpless!

#monsterdon #MrVampire #wrongHunger