we're gonna go from arty to straight up shlock next week with Pumpkinhead

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If the movie has…
1. Two named female characters
2. They talk to each other
3. They swap blood
The movie passes the Bechdel Lugosi Test

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“Yesterday I was thirty years old,” yeah me too, dude, it’s ridiculous

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and she lived sexy and ambiguously vampiric ever after

ty for joining everyone!!

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Sarah chooses death. on purpose while freshly turned. She says 'Forever? No.'

that choice fractures the whole system. It's the first refusal Miriam has ever encountered. her power depends on emotional dominance, not just blood and Sarah’s autonomy undoes her

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I think this might actually be the most smoking we've seen in one movie

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starting to feel like this polycule has some issues

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I'll watch emo Bowie slink around his luxury apartment to cello music all night. Treat yourself, right? #Monsterdon

Me at the beginning of the film.
Me at the end.
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people say that vampires can't have friends because friends would notice you not aging and eventually be like "what gives" but honestly if one of my friends kept looking young forever i would just be like "nice, none of my business." you never know what someone's situation is and it's not my place to judge. #monsterdon

Wait, so ALL HER EXES ARE STACKED IN BOXES IN THE ATTIC??!!?

Holy crap this got dark(er) fast

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Ruined Ending

Studio execs changed the ending to keep Susan Sarandon's character alive - for sequel purposes. She said later in an interview,

"The thing that made the film interesting to me was this question of, 'Would you want to live forever if you were an addict?' But as the film progressed, the powers that be rewrote the ending and decided that I wouldn't die, so what was the point?

(quotation continued)

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"Going to Switzerland" is gonna be my new euphamism for climbing into a coffin in the attic with some white doves

Imagine living like four thousand years, only to be brought down by Susan Sarandon

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This movie is all sex and violins

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well now i guess it really is a horror film

every ex in the same room at the same party

plus pigeons for some reason

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This isn't how polyamory works, just saying

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<George Takei voice> Ooohhhh MYYY

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Well, that movie was 100% vibes-driven. And yet I can't complain, because I enjoy ladies making out. Goodnight Monsterdon, thanks to @Taweret for hosting, and see y'all next week!

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thinking about it, if you were 300 years old what skills would be the pretty much the same those 300 years, but playing instruments?

These days, you'd have some 100 year old vampire programmer, skilled in a code almost dead but somehow runs our nuclear reactors.

I'm not saying I'm pro-vampire, I'm just coming around to some ideas, that's all....(maybe a podcast, hmmm, /s)

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Whenever we move out of a house, I too leave a little pile of rubble and a polaroid of myself

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she's scared, you haven't even shown her any of her freaking powers yet, you're approaching this all wrong. go flying and turn into bats and shit first before you tell her that she belongs to you forever #monsterdon

This just proves again that once David Bowie is out of the picture, everything goes to hell

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If someone doesn't turn on an interior light soon I'm going to lose it

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There's a lot I don't understand about how vampires go undetected for centuries and incinerators in the basement is near the top of the list

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They make kissing in the shower without drowning look so easy

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I did appreciate they managed to work in a real estate deal right at the end. Vampire tradition, you know. #Monsterdon

"Everlasting life."

Well, 200 years or so. Everlasting only in the Gobstopper sense. #Monsterdon

Seriously why is this happening to him but not her? Is it like, because he's her minion or something? Let that be a lesson to all you minion wannabes I guess

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"You said forever. I want to speak to your manager."

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okay, large swathes of that movie didn't make logical sense, but let's face it, the sheer bisexuality meant that no one cared.

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Okay once again, how do you get the screaming coffin through customs - isn't that London? CLEARLY there are vampire-run airlines

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Wait, WHY is she growing older?

Like, her exes got really mad at her? Was that the catalyst? I Have Put Up With Enough Of Your Bullshit, Now Age

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Okay, I just saw his shoes. Yeah I'm okay with him dying.

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Apparently her bra dissolves in alcohol. #Monsterdon

Heh. Doc's having her first awkward lesbian crush. It's kinda cute. #Monsterdon

Maybe I'll go make tea while this innocent annoying gum-chewing violist is ripped apart by elder blood-sucking Bowie

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He should take advantage of this time and get as many senior discounts as possible. #Monsterdon

"Yesterday I was thirty years old."

And you had been thirty years old for how long, again? #Monsterdon

tonight's lesson is, less studio interference, more David Bowie.

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shit. my wife is slightly distant at dinner. guess it's time to liberate the trapped vampiric soul shard from her by systematically staking everyone she has had contact with recently until she is more interested in the things i have to say #monsterdon

Remember restaurant pools in the 80's? Those were the days

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Only halfway through and Bowie is already boxed with the birds, I feel betrayed, what can possibly be left for us

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Calling it now, Susan continues her research into vampirism and eventually becomes the world's first bisexual lich queen. #Monsterdon

No ocean in which to off fuck? I don't understand.
Oh well, many thanks to @Taweret !

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Bold scientific assertion, to take an anomalous blood sample from your colleague and declare it to be "not human"

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"I want a straight answer from you!"

"It's a bit too late for that."

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Oh Alice CAVENDER not Cadaver

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See, this is why we started keeping tabs on kids after the 80's

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Look, just push him down. A fractured hip will be the cleanest break he's ever had in a relationship. #Monsterdon

I don't know what he's so confused about, this is a perfectly normal reaction to waiting two hours in a doctor's office. #Monsterdon

@kshernandez can you get senior discounts at the blood bank?

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Bring back rollerskates

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#Monsterdon I don’t have enough cocaine or Bauhaus for this. That was experiential.

@Taweret so Miriam is an ancient control freak with a loose grasp on truth
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This concludes this scheduled #monsterdon of “The Hunger”

This film is rated A for ART.

the movie ended like it began: poorly lit and with a lot of visual weight on things I have very little reason to care about

someone earlier compared this movie to BLADE RUNNER and I think I could agree in that they are both pretty to look at and extremely boring to watch (although not in the same ways)

have a nice week everyone!

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hopefully whoever buys this place has heard of lamps.

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#monsterdon eternal life sure doesn't last long.

I am fighting *so hard* to not just keep making constant jokes about a hunger for pussy...

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"I'm going to bring someone to you."

Drinking blood on the first date, a threesome on the second? Jesus lady, "moving fast" doesn't begin to cover it. #Monsterdon

You'd think that jacket would reflect some light BUT NO

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#monsterdon I'm no expert, but I think she IS making a pass at her.

She flirts as well as I do

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YES. ART VAMPIRES GO TO MoMA.

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you know this room smells dusty as fuck, vampires literally never clean their houses because dust and cobwebs and old lanterns and shit are part of their whole culture #monsterdon

Hopefully she's delivering light bulbs

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@Taweret That seems like something she should let people know beforehand

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i told you bro

i told you about stairs

i warned you bro

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sir, there are a billion people at that hospital, you could have gone down to the billing department and taken care of business.

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lol, nurse doesn't notice David Bowie has aged 20 years while she was on the phone

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"Look at me!"

You're David Bowie, dude, plenty of people are already looking at you. #Monsterdon

This is the most convoluted setup to get a CPAP prescription

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“Won’t someone think of the CHILDREN!”

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Smoking must be amazing when you're a vampire. Like, what are you gonna do, die of lung cancer? Pff. #Monsterdon

so almost 3/4ths of the weird pie got eaten tonight during #monsterdon so I think that makes it a keeper ^_^

#baking

The first time I saw this, it was actually for college credit. Huzzah for Intro to Film Studies!

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I think I most identified with Willem Dafoe's character in that movie. Hanging around a phonebooth, waiting for smartphones and social media to be invented.

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Fantastic! Moody, artsy, and a great addition to the movies I keep in my top drawer behind my socks where my mom won't find them. 👵⚠️ Thanks @Taweret and the #Monsterdon crew!

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That was a pretty chaste kiss, forgive her, she's new at this whole lesbian thing

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Huh. Maybe you CAN have too high a body count. #Monsterdon

load-bearing lesbian died so Draculady's world is collapsing

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(Sterling Archer voice) Wait, wait, I totally had something for this

Hemoglobin Replacement Therapy

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"Are you making a pass at me, Mrs. Blaylock?"

Would you? Please? Right now? #Monsterdon

He's driving that vehicle way too fast for that neighbourhood, people are smoking cigarettes here!

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Wait, so two hundred years and he never looked in the ATTIC??? #Monsterdon

@hollie my guess is that this is the flavor of vampire where an 'original' vampire has more power, and they can make other vampires but they're not as good at being vampires. like copier burn

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"Ground control to major John, take your protein pills and put your helmet on,
and look out for that set of stairs."

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"John? John?"

Are you decomposing in the studio? #Monsterdon

If you're a vampire, it's important to have the right music to die to. #Monsterdon

Dude, you're in a hospital.

Find the blood bank.

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“I’m going to find out if it kills me” lol Chekov’s irony

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oh I remember this episode of Cowboy Bebop

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Oops! Sound engineer bumped their Phaser pedal again

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Ughhh this is the third week in a row I've meant to join #Monsterdon but got busy with one thing or another (or forgot) >.<

*Monster Hunter Voice*: We'll get 'em next time, boys

so is she the elder vampire, and all the other vampires are imperfect?

maybe this synthesizer sting knows

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@hollie Once a year she takes all the coffins down to the nearest Spirit Halloween and fobs some off on unsuspecting buyers as "realistic sounding haunted coffin decorations."
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@TerryHancock

Basically this movie is about the risks and rewards of installing redundant generators in your house. #Monsterdon

So basically:

Miriam was using her thralls like a kind of power generator, using them to fuel her eternal life. When Susan drank her blood, it broke her bond to her batteries and she spontaneously collapsed. Now Susan gets to create her own eternally dying boyfriend power generator in her attic! You go girl! #Monsterdon