Maybe this movie should have leaned harder into vibes by being shorter, especially not attempting to have a scientific explanation?
Though I suppose that would weaken the sex/blood/fluidborne disease aspect
The only thing missing was Miriam dying on the floor saying something like, "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."
But, at least they kept the pigeons everywhere.
Listen, this is the last time we bring any of your 'friends' home from the bar. Just look at this mess!
She loved them by proxy, no give and all take
THE END
Yeah I know this #Monsterdon predates Cutting Crew but you know...it fits.
Hope Sarah took this as a valuable Learning Experience.
Thanks for another spooooky one @Taweret ...see everyone they can be actually good and still be fun!
Look: you defeat a vampire by having them turn you, committing suicide, triggering an uprising of their past lovers who kill them, then you're the vampire and they're the one locked in a coffin
IT COULDN'T BE SIMPLER
@hollie Special private plane with no windows. Haven't you read Elizabeth Hunter's "Elemental" books?
(it's pretty relentlessly heterosexual and the first quartet has a creepy age difference, scratch that, basically all of them do)
Well that was splendid homoerotic vampire nonsense, well done everyone!
and thatβs how you become European #monsterdon
Let us all enjoy the procession of everyone to be blamed for this film's existence
Zero idea wtf is happening now
Round of applause for Temu Columbo here πππ
Temu Columbo
Sarah was supposed to fight all 7 evil exes. This is what happens when you don't.
#monsterdon
@amyfou you really dont want that to happen. pigeon lice on ya face.
#Monsterdon
RAILING KILL! #Monsterdon
Me at my high school reunion
eugh, ALL the exes are back. whoops.
John! Youβre back with your house tilting ways!
"You've let yourself go I see...."
wasn't expecting it so soon, she doesn't have a coffin ready yet.
#monsterdon dammit now I have no lover, weird echo effects and I have to clean up all this damn blood!
Thatβs a hell of a lesbian breakup. #monsterdon
That was the HOTTEST bloodletting ever.
Come on. She met the last guy. Does she really believe itβs forever? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon You'll be young forever, you just might have an occasional bought of coffin.
Just skip the TOS and click Accept
@paco π#Monsterdon
"...you'll be young forever"
"Yeah, about that."
I guess the blood makes you time travel now or some shit idc
She gets up like, "Mm, I smell breakfast." #Monsterdon
more weird sunnies than The Matrix
Probably this movie's aesthetic influenced The Matrix?
and yet he's better off than all those pokemon sitting in the attic coffins forever...
π¬
Interesting, William Dafoe has a crucifix (for the symbolism. There's no reason to expect it to do anything to these vampires)
I've seen some phlebotomists make worse bruises than that. Sometimes the veins just don't cooperate. #Monsterdon #TheHunger
#monsterdon I can't give you a straight answer cause I'm a gay vampire :(
So did she, I've totally lost the plot, if there ever was one.
Itβs All-Natural Vampirism donβt worry
it is generally considered polite to ask first, Miriam.
Like, Europeans do that. #Monsterdon
The second hand smoke in this film must have been atrocious during filming.
This was years before Twitter:
"Don't you want to know what I think?"
"I'm sure you're going to tell me anyway."
She's..... European :bloblewd: #Monsterdon
She's that kind of a woman. She's European (sexual)
yes we eurotrash are well know for biting on a first date and giving out crazy gifts. fact
#Monsterdon
"she's European"
I'm starting to thing that The Hunger referred to isn't about blood...
Huh. Not sure how many lesbian sex scenes I've seen in movies, but this has to be the best one.
#Monsterdon #TheHunger
Sorryβ¦ canβt Monsterdon right nowβ¦ ummmβ¦
Is it ok if I sit on your Louis XIV chair and act all coquettish? And lose my shirt?
Not buying her as an Egyptian vampire. Is that bottle blonde? #Monsterdon #TheHunger
I can't stop thinking about Lady Dracula even though my husband is a fine man who is like the phrase "by Mennen" became a person
"I like your pendant. I see it on a lot of Maiden album cover art." #monsterdon
#Monsterdon He's lying in a coffin, his fists beating against the lid, but you're not helping him... why is that, Susan?
Also, I guess Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979)?
Though both movies are very different from this
@Terencio Give it some of that accelerated aging serum
cant sleep hon.
sudden case of the lady on lady horny.
#Monsterdon
This house is magnificent, it's dusts itself I assume
@bstacey it's a queer thing, not vampires π #Monsterdon
And suddenly Maximum Overdrive makes an appearance.
#monsterdon
Dan Hedaya!
@lorgonumputz Like poor Mrs. Rochester in Jane Eyre! #Monsterdon #TheHunger1983
@nev Yes, but "When Pigeons Cry" makes a terrible song title.
@yatsu she's been around since Ancient Egypt, so...
wtf she just has a collection of old dudes
this is silly
#Monsterdon
@Configures there is a lack of informed consent to this after all.... #Monsterdon
@socketwench great, now all i can think of is Don Knotts-feratu
"A damn shame, throwing away a perfectly good David Bowie like that."
...She's gonna take him to the room full of milkmen, some of whom are very old, right? #Monsterdon
I feel like I've heard this music elsewhere before
Pre-Batman βKiss Me, Kill Meβ, nice
There are actually vampires in this vampire film, yes?
So he killed the kid and he's still a wrinkled prune? This flick isn't offering up much in the way of explanation. #Monsterdon #TheHunger
Vampires on this movie are all wrong. They walk at the day, sleep in beds, fangless and someday they age like milk outside of the refrigerator on a hot day.
#monsterdon
Wonder how much Bowie thought about this movie when writing Blackstar. #Monsterdon
Oh it's a little sketchy but I think I have bingo!
See, this is why you always eat before entertaining guests.
#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983
still none the wiser as to why meat child is hanging with blood suckers
#Monsterdon
@arrjay as the Prophecy foretold! #Monsterdon
So no Bowie on the soundtrack? π₯Ί
#Monsterdon #TheHunger
"I know movies that use continuity, and they are all COWARDS!"
ive also aged 50 years in a waiting room
#Monsterdon
Don't investigate the secrets of life and death unless your Dwarf Fortress is ready for necromancers. #Monsterdon #TheHunger
Um I'm a little suspicious about the conversion between monkey years and human years
#monsterdon okay Bowie _literally_ aging 40 years while waiting to see the doctor was pretty fucking great right there, a little joke in the middle of a film that (I think?) is taking itself very seriously #theHunger1983
A half a million dollars is a whole lotta monkeys.
#Monsterdon #TheHunger
Let's cook
This breakthrough is incredible! Imagine, we'll be able to make people age even after death!!
Did someone fill the monkey's water dish from the wrong Grail *again*?
what did they do to that monkey to make them do that, (before the stop motion aging bit)