#monsterdon lemme just... set you down in the CIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIGHT, grandpa

I'll be honest, the version I am watching on the archive is so pixelated and blurry and dark that I really can't know what's going on. 🤷

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John Woo moment
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Nots-feratu.

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Is she just putting him in the attic?

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Kiss me or release me.
You killed my snack you jerk!
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@pngwen 😂

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I want to be forever young! I want to be forever young. Forever young ..

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WAIT WHAT!? So after a century or so the sired vampire gets hit by all the aging... and DOESN'T DIE? They just become an eternally ancient hush of undeath? Okay this vampirism is fucked up. I like it.
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Come on, Miriam, do it.
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@OldRustBucket Is that in the movie? I must have missed it.

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wot is going on #monsterdon

no garlic enema cure for vampirism in this film i guess
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Why do you need her help? Do you have Terminator programming? #Monsterdon #TheHunger

@trixter I feel bad for him, but tripping tits over ass really IS the most appropriate way for a Bowie to fall. #Monsterdon

Well, I don't think you will survive to see another day oldie bowie
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"I've fallen and I can't get up!" #monsterdon #TheHunger

@jivens I was rooting for the kid, so...

Definitely not getting into this movie so far personally.

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#monsterdon NO RELEASE? *breaks phone and skateboard*

Bring back EZ access incinerators you cowards!

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I can't either, lady.

I just can't care about any of these characters.

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@lorgonumputz sure sure but I am going to call him David Bowie anyway

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You’re telling me even the incinerator wouldn’t work on OldBowieVamp?

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30 late new wave bands sampled the sound of all his vampire bones breaking as he fell down those stairs

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John: so did you mean Forever Young like Alphaville or like Rod Stewart or something else entirely? #Monsterdon

Wow Miriam really broken up about her husband’s imminent demise. NOT exactly.

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Welp, now he's broken a hip.

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This furnace gets even more use than the one in the Arconia. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

the makeup in this is amazing

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Those New York apartment incinerators. #Monsterdon

@flowerpot true story: when i watched this as a teen, i think we watched that last 10 minutes or so on fast-forward #monsterdon

This is why you must keep close tabs on who enters and exits a crematorium. #Monsterdon

is she going to make him into toast now?
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@diazona I wonder why vampires don’t just get blood conserves. There’s 2-4% wastage (https://www.health.wa.gov.au/Articles/N_R/Reducing-wastage-of-blood-and-blood-products), no one would notice. Instead, all these theatrics to get a drop of the one thing you need to live. #monsterdon

Drinking blood is supposed to do something for vampires. That's like their whole thing. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

@diazona yeah i would ahve thought so too. otherwise why and what is the point of the chompy?
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don’t be alarmed, that kid grew up to do about 750 soap opera episodes #monsterdon

I feel like I could play this movie at 2x speed and the scenes would still take forever.
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@cocaine_owlbear It's like "Das Boot: Vampire edition"
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"Well then what *can* you do, lady?!"

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put him in the dalek sewers then i guess

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lady stop being shitty and kiss grandpa with tongue dammit
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This is just elder abuse now

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This is some twisted porn. Sadly, already a well established category on pornhub. #monsterdon

Elizabeth Báthory also thought that drinking the blood of young girls would keep her youthful, yeah #monsterdon #TheHunger

#monsterdon ew no I can't because you're icky and ollllld

Hard to feel sorry for John, cuz he keeps killing people and drinking their blood. On the other hand, he was a tremendous cello player.

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mmmm tastes like embalming fluid
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"What hump?"

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We all forgot to check DoesTheKiddieDie.com

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Our boy is about 3 minutes away from reaching out to the Monolith

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The bowing's a little out of sync #monsterdon

@kshernandez fair

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@LingLass
There's probably also some cleaning out of victim bank accounts..?

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#monsterdon Who wants to be forever you- wait, wrong 80s movie

I WANNA BE

FOREEEEEEEEE

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Miriam, you let John down horribly. Kiss him like the first time. #monsterdon

@Lazarou @klu9 I'd watch that

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@davesdogmaggie i remembered that shot of the falling polaroid camera going off #monsterdon

John she's gonna be SO PISSED OFF that you ate her student #Monsterdon

Holy shit!! I didn't expect a kid killing lol

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Oh, I guess Vampire overlady will no be happy with it.
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That makeup got reused for turning Brent Spiner into Dr. Soong, I think. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

Polaroid product placement #monsterdon

Okay. Not THAT scientific...

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@diazona yeah most of the other vampires dont seem to have so many problems figuring out how to feed

which makes sense here, since half the cast is anorexic

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Right. Now I remember. She was a snack.

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Suspected mullet sighting! #Monsterdon

I mean, I've heard some violin players that made me want to strangle them. But I never did it.
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Did John just kill our musical prodigy?

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Oh good child murder. That wasn't on my bingo card.

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so much unmotivated zooming

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the makeup is really, really, really good

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I like how they used a loud noise to cover up the lyric about Dracula and his crew #Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

she sounds like a cat screaming?!

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Baby beef #monsterdon #TheHunger

Oooh, for the close up on the vibrato that was real!

Oh, y’all don’t care about the violin stuff now. #Monsterdon

pausing for a sec to let tubi viewers catch up. im subjecting myself to the super compressed version on internet archive

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That's why they can't create decent vampires nobody's drinking anybody.

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EMPEROR PALPATINE?!

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Girl flatters him by now he looks like John's great grandfather #Monsterdon

Bowie, leave this kid alone...

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I'm quite sure bowie is going to have a meal out of this kid.
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is he gonna die right there in the chair in front of her? Sonata for Skeleton?

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I had to go read the plot on Wikipedia to catch up. #monsterdon #TheHunger

Hey this really old guy has the same anisochoria as... nah, must be a totally different person. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

Were Polaroids big back then?

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@kcarr2015 I distinctly remember many a smokey room.

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Is he gonna bleed this kid? #Monsterdon #TheHunger

angstskating!

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I said her name was snack.
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The part of Old David Bowie will be played by Old Johnathan Pryce.

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okay, Bowie's got the hunched over look down pretty well. good job for him again.

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When I was a young man, a few hours ago...

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I'm about 90 seconds behind...like, 240 Bowie years...

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it's not really fair to cast Bowie in a role where he only gets to be pretty for the first half hour

Gomez, take those out of his mouth.

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Really aging quickly!
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#monsterdon Won't rollerskating on the wet like that screw up the bearings? (May not be a plot point)

Only half a million? A broke idiot.

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