So instead of fangs he has a tiny knife? And why does he age suddenly? Isnβt he used to his condition? Whatβs going on again? #monsterdon
i miss 2x2 rollerskates, damn it
All things said that's really good aging makeup on Bowie. #Monsterdon #TheHunger
oh you're interested now? (^_^)
Tell me that he didn't just go after the most difficult possible target simply for the setting
Bowie really jonsing for some blood. #Monsterdon
Me at work next year after I have aged 30 years: "You had your meeting to go to, 15 minutes you said, you lied."
David Bowie vampires can be seen in the mirror because David Bowie's soul cannot be broken.
The gall, to imply Bowie would EVER look like this in his 60s
#monsterdon don't mind me I'm just gonna rapidly age here in the hospital elevator and try not to suck your blood
"I went into your hospital a middle aged man, I came out an elderly pervert!"
The bewbs. They call to him. #Monsterdon #TheHunger
@YsengrinWolf answer: yes, yes it kills you
So Bowie has, like, 45 seconds left?
eff that lift. taking the stairs
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Chekov's Monkey Serum.
You look so tired. Maybe you should eat. #monsterdon
the little vampire jewelry knives are incredibly silly
"This is the most artistic film and the one with the best cast we've had at #MonsterDon β though a bit pretentious, isn't it?"
This is an apt commentary on doctors' waiting room times. #Monsterdon
Is this the era that ushered in the βextra moody lightingβ vibe? It kinda drags.
#Monsterdon
That doc is a liar!
15 minutes my a$$
Would you like a cup of coffee...oh..and a fiber muffin?
#monsterdon When experiencing rapid aging, it's important to wear a really distinctive outfit, so people still know who you are.
sir, this isn't this type of restroom.
just quietly watching this like it's a movie, i got nothing to add there is just good vampire stuff happening #monsterdon
Now he looks like Rutger Hauer. #Monsterdon #TheHunger
hey its the spaceship superstar twinkle noise! but sinister
#Monsterdon
Ok, makeup illusions indeed. Oscar-worthy even #monsterdon #TheHunger
@apLundell
Looks unstable! Fire hazard.
That's one hell of a decay with no beetles, flies, or fungi to move things along. #Monsterdon #TheHunger
@cocaine_owlbear It was the 80s. Continuity wasn't a big thing back then.
#Monsterdon
The problem is that Rogaine won't be approved for hair growth for years after this film was made #monsterdon
It's funny because we know how Bowie looked like when he got older and he looked much better than that makeup #monsterdon #TheHunger
These tapes are worth a fortune. We'll finally be able to compete with that "faces of death" series! #Monsterdon
#monsterdon ahahahah nobody with half a mil to give away is an idiot.. AU CONTRAIRE
@paco Hey I like the film!
Second best quote of the movie so far: "nobody with a half $1 million to give away is an idiot."
This is not true in 2025.
"Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85" -David Bowie, probably
@RobynGoodfellow He's an asshole in this movie too!
@himbovoorhees yeah those are sick glasses
Poor little monkey :blobcry: #Monsterdon
OMG is Bowie going to wait to death?
It's Brad and Janet! #Monsterdon #TheHunger
Chekov's Secret of Life and Death
@bstacey π
@yatsu that monkey is actually an iggy pop cameo #monsterdon
Man I love that dudeβs neon glasses I gotta get me some glasses like that #monsterdon
I did not remember the rotting monkey.
I can't really particularly do the whole #Monsterdon thing today, but I have to say that this movie seems to be doing every single thing within its power to be as weird as possible. Right down to continuously making weird sound effects rather than music, apparently no building having working lights, etc etc. Like someone was really definitely going for something here and I think this is one of those that is just beyond me.
I feel like I am aging similarly as this film goes on...
#monsterdon
@arisummerland Aw the monkey's value cannot be measured in dollars.
i should get back to pre-clipping any time anyone mentions coffee #monsterdon
I met him two minutes ago and he accosted me multiple times...he's harmless.
Did ... did they actually kill a monkey and then film its decomposition in time lapse? #Monsterdon
That immediate decay effect does make having a pleasant funeral service difficult.
I would like a cup of coffee.
It's called Harryhausen syndrome. They all go to stop motion. #Monsterdon #TheHunger
are we gonna cut back to David Bowie's bones on the sofa there?
The is the most real depiction of a doctor's office waiting room ever #monsterdon
#Monsterdon
I am still amazed by the eighties hair.
OK, that is a horrific timelapse.
I bet it's the smoking that's killing him. XD
@amyfou
Ill-advised in this movie!
Do NOT touch my monkey!
5 years per minute? Uh, I have some serious quibbles with the biology of that and cell replication rates...
that monkey is acting his heart out. give him an Oscar.
#monsterdon I want those neato glasses on the doctor
5 minutes behind in the movie but 0 minutes behind in the "watching everybody smoking, unclear what else is happening" vibes
Lovingly done aging effects. #monsterdon
5 years per minute?! creepypasta territory
A few monkeys were harmed in the making of this film.
In the eighties all technology clicked.
I did not check does the $2000 monkey die dot com. Shit.
@wohali shhhhhh
"15 minutes you say..."
I will be annoyed if they go 15 minutes of real film time with him sitting in that waiting room.
#monsterdon
There. Is. So. Much. Smoking.
#Monsterdonπ§ββοΈ π π§ββοΈ π π₯§ π© π±
I would like to hug and cuddle the monkeys
Stressed about rapid aging? Satisfying relaxation is just a Lucky Strike away. #Monsterdon
I know that I can feel myself aging when I'm in the waiting room, too.
Nurses really used to wear those uniforms.
Yeah, stop smoking, maybe. #monsterdon #TheHunger
#monsterdon what's kinda sad is all the old age FX shows a Bowie we never got to see :(
@jsadow agreed. I think we have a couple of those still in their original packaging, from the 80s though
I am a *young* man. In this 1930s-ass outfit. #Monsterdon #TheHunger
Bowie trying to not look like a snack and failing.
#Monsterdon
@pngwen "plot" you say
I guess this particular movie is unusually good for #Monsterdon so there might actually be one
Oh, is the movie finally happening? Is the extended version of a Bauhaus music video over?
Any daytime health clinic can be made creepy with the right music
"You must believe me to be quite crazy"
"I dunno about that, man, but you sure are fucking annoying."
#monsterdon
All hats look better on Bowie. He's the Hat Whisperer.
crazy? i don't know, being kinda rude right now, yes. but seeing as you're david bow-- sorry, mr blaylock, i'll let it slide this time.
"Look at me"
Sir, you are gorgeous, stop bragging.
#Monsterdon
Foley workers fucking love footsteps. #Monsterdon #TheHunger