"There's nobody here."

#Monsterdon #Hunger1983

If he'd just shave his head he wouldn't be so obsessed with it thinning #monsterdon

That's totally Mihawk's tiny sword from One Piece. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

🎶 I like my toast done on one side
And you can hear it in my accent when I talk
I'm an Englishman in New York🎶 #monsterdon

bowie did an old man shuffle run so good man thats great acting lol
#Monsterdon

QUAD SKATES!
#Monsterdon

I didn't begin watching #TheHunger with everyone else, so I likely won't join in tonight's #Monsterdon. Happy to see people having a good time with one of my favorite films. 😃

This is a horror movie, right? I mean, it is eventually gonna at least try to scare me, right?
#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

Blaylock is not a fan of rollerskating.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

Noooooo not the person randomly roller skating in the tunnel

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

@yatsu Seriously, vampires have a proud tradition of eating taxi drivers. #Monsterdon

ALL ABOARD FOR FUN TIME!

#monsterdon

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David has been looking better.

Awesome throbbng heart beat sound #Monsterdon

oi oi, don't shout at old people. eat that guy, bowie, he's mean.

#monsterdon

My least favorite thing about “artsy” movies is how often they use that spooky ringing tone in sound mix. I hate it so much

#Monsterdon

The Stooges!

#Monsterdon #TheHunger

yay more Bauhaus!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon VAMPIRES.. ON ROLLER SKATES!!

So instead of fangs he has a tiny knife? And why does he age suddenly? Isn’t he used to his condition? What’s going on again? #monsterdon

i miss 2x2 rollerskates, damn it

#monsterdon

All things said that's really good aging makeup on Bowie. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

oh you're interested now? (^_^)

#monsterdon

Tell me that he didn't just go after the most difficult possible target simply for the setting

#monsterdon

Bowie really jonsing for some blood. #Monsterdon

Me at work next year after I have aged 30 years: "You had your meeting to go to, 15 minutes you said, you lied."

#monsterdon

David Bowie vampires can be seen in the mirror because David Bowie's soul cannot be broken.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

The gall, to imply Bowie would EVER look like this in his 60s

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon don't mind me I'm just gonna rapidly age here in the hospital elevator and try not to suck your blood

The bewbs. They call to him. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

@YsengrinWolf answer: yes, yes it kills you

#Monsterdon

So Bowie has, like, 45 seconds left?

#Monsterdon

eff that lift. taking the stairs
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Chekov's Monkey Serum.

You look so tired. Maybe you should eat. #monsterdon

the little vampire jewelry knives are incredibly silly

#Monsterdon

"This is the most artistic film and the one with the best cast we've had at #MonsterDon — though a bit pretentious, isn't it?"

This is an apt commentary on doctors' waiting room times. #Monsterdon

Is this the era that ushered in the “extra moody lighting” vibe? It kinda drags.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
That doc is a liar!
15 minutes my a$$

Would you like a cup of coffee...oh..and a fiber muffin?

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

sir, this isn't this type of restroom.

#monsterdon

just quietly watching this like it's a movie, i got nothing to add there is just good vampire stuff happening #monsterdon

Now he looks like Rutger Hauer. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

hey its the spaceship superstar twinkle noise! but sinister
#Monsterdon

Ok, makeup illusions indeed. Oscar-worthy even #monsterdon #TheHunger

@apLundell
Looks unstable! Fire hazard.

#Monsterdon

That's one hell of a decay with no beetles, flies, or fungi to move things along. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

@cocaine_owlbear It was the 80s. Continuity wasn't a big thing back then.
#Monsterdon

The problem is that Rogaine won't be approved for hair growth for years after this film was made #monsterdon

It's funny because we know how Bowie looked like when he got older and he looked much better than that makeup #monsterdon #TheHunger

These tapes are worth a fortune. We'll finally be able to compete with that "faces of death" series! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon ahahahah nobody with half a mil to give away is an idiot.. AU CONTRAIRE

@paco Hey I like the film!

#Monsterdon

"Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85" -David Bowie, probably

#monsterdon

Second best quote of the movie so far: "nobody with a half $1 million to give away is an idiot."

This is not true in 2025.

#Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow He's an asshole in this movie too!

#monsterdon #TheHunger1983

"nobody with half a million dollars to give away is an idiot"

huh.

#monsterdon

@himbovoorhees yeah those are sick glasses

#monsterdon

Poor little monkey :blobcry: #Monsterdon

OMG is Bowie going to wait to death?

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

It's Brad and Janet! #Monsterdon #TheHunger

Chekov's Secret of Life and Death

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@bstacey 😂

#Monsterdon

@yatsu that monkey is actually an iggy pop cameo #monsterdon

Man I love that dude’s neon glasses I gotta get me some glasses like that #monsterdon

I did not remember the rotting monkey.

#Monsterdon #Hunger1983

I can't really particularly do the whole #Monsterdon thing today, but I have to say that this movie seems to be doing every single thing within its power to be as weird as possible. Right down to continuously making weird sound effects rather than music, apparently no building having working lights, etc etc. Like someone was really definitely going for something here and I think this is one of those that is just beyond me.

I feel like I am aging similarly as this film goes on...
#monsterdon

I should like a slice of your pecan pie.

#TrulyOldReferences

#monsterdon

@arisummerland Aw the monkey's value cannot be measured in dollars.

#Monsterdon

"I always wear stillettos for lab work"

~~Dr Frank N. Furter~~ Janet

#Monsterdon

i should get back to pre-clipping any time anyone mentions coffee #monsterdon

And then the flesh keeps decomposing at an advanced rate?!!?!? WTF?!!?!

ARG!!!

#Monsterdon

I met him two minutes ago and he accosted me multiple times...he's harmless.

#Monsterdon

Did ... did they actually kill a monkey and then film its decomposition in time lapse? #Monsterdon

That immediate decay effect does make having a pleasant funeral service difficult.

#Monsterdon

I would like a cup of coffee.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

It's called Harryhausen syndrome. They all go to stop motion. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

The is the most real depiction of a doctor's office waiting room ever #monsterdon

@yatsu #TeamMonkey

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I am still amazed by the eighties hair.

OK, that is a horrific timelapse.

#monsterdon

I bet it's the smoking that's killing him. XD

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

@amyfou
Ill-advised in this movie!
Do NOT touch my monkey!

#Monsterdon

5 years per minute? Uh, I have some serious quibbles with the biology of that and cell replication rates...

#Monsterdon

that monkey is acting his heart out. give him an Oscar.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon I want those neato glasses on the doctor

5 minutes behind in the movie but 0 minutes behind in the "watching everybody smoking, unclear what else is happening" vibes

#Monsterdon

Lovingly done aging effects. #monsterdon

5 years per minute?! creepypasta territory

#Monsterdon

"Aging at a rate of 5 years per minute."

Yeah, smoking will do that to you.

#monsterdon

A few monkeys were harmed in the making of this film.

#Monsterdon

In the eighties all technology clicked.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger

I did not check does the $2000 monkey die dot com. Shit.

#Monsterdon

@wohali shhhhhh

#Monsterdon

"15 minutes you say..."

I will be annoyed if they go 15 minutes of real film time with him sitting in that waiting room.
#monsterdon

There. Is. So. Much. Smoking.

#Monsterdon #Hunger1983

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I would like to hug and cuddle the monkeys

Stressed about rapid aging? Satisfying relaxation is just a Lucky Strike away. #Monsterdon