#monsterdon that's some semi good foreshadowing

Curious interpretation of “body that could stop a truck” #monsterdon

That mack truck isn't going to be a Maximum Overdrive truck is it?

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they shoulda played some AC/DC when the truck appeared.

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#Monsterdon This movie is ABSOLUTELY Blade Runner pilled.

"He's gone to Switzerland." Is that like "He's gone to live on the farm."?

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He wet his pants. Will he give him a change of clothes? Heck no.

Bet the first one is In a loin cloth.

I mean, why wouldn't you believe someone who told you he was going to age into an old man in a day.

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MAXIMUM MURDERDRIVE

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MEGAWEAPON!? #Monsterdon

@undead Do you think one of those boxes has naked Prince in it? #Monsterdon #TheHunger

#monsterdon oh we'll think of things for sure. We ate her, bro

Wow, that was kind of a Pietà.

But she's just going to leave him undead in a crate for eternity?

JFC. What is even the point of signing up to be a vampire??

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Nine times out of ten are all in the attic

Also the tenth time

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"I know he can GET the job, but can he DO the job?" #Monsterdon #TheHunger

Wow Dan Hedaya with some hair. #monsterdon

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is Catherine gonna devour Dan Hedaya?

okay Catherine Deneuve having her ancient but still living lovers stacked in coffins in the attic because she can't bear to kill them is deliciously creepy

this whole movie is full of wonderfully creepy imagery

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that gent has QUITE the bum chin groove
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wah... wah... 🎵

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I consider getting older to be a blessing. But this dude didn't have time to grow old gracefully with brisk walks in the mall or anything. #Monsterdon

The real monster is Susan’s haircut.

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What is it about doves and artsy 80s movies?

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@hollie well also they are all still alive and just hanging out.

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OMG, never seen Dan Hedaya that young!

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Hey it's Dan Hedaya

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What if she threw him in the incinerator? Would that not kill him?

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Welcome to the fuzzy end of the lollipop, David.

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So, she has a stack of ex-lovers? That can't be healthy, Mirian
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Oh is it lesbians time?

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Wow she's worked her way through a whole lotta lovers :blobwoah: #Monsterdon

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Dick Smith showing us all how makeup should be done

@randy_s

That's what happens when Vampires forget to take their Calcium supplements.

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So he can't die, and she's just gonna box him up? MEAN. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I wish I was more confused.

Well now you can try me all night. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

I think I've dated her. That's how I learned to spot red flags in relationships! #Monsterdon

Tell me the truth, this is one of those movies they did for the hairdressers and the costumes, right?

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So, she keeps her former loves stored in boxes in her goth attic, because after a while the vampiric thing stops working for them. Neat. #monsterdon #TheHunger

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza He knew about them, but they were both hoping he was different. For no obvious reason.

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#monsterdon what happened to keeping your leftovers in the fridge? Your food's gonna spoil if you leave it out

She just kind of neglected to mention the attic to him, apparently.

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also, good lord, how many people does she have up there?

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@Louisa dovecote/undead crypt

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Bowie was asked what his influences were for this film. He said "StarTrek"
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Just stuff your old eternally rotting husk in a box to remember you buy. Maybe I'll come unpack you for Christmas some year. Bye bye now darling number 12.
I have a new favorite vampire lore.
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Looks like some top drawer makeup work there #monsterdon

Ok, forget it, they have a pidgeon room, that's not healthy at all.
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why didn't she just throw them all in the furnace? then she coulda had sentient piles of char, at least.

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#monsterdon noooo not the BOX with the OTHER BOXES

John Woo cameo 🕊️
Commence the shoot-out!
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Love the doves
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the question this movie poses is whether or not it is worth living forever trapped in a coffin in exchange for 200 years with Catherine Deneuve #monsterdon

Also, who knew Sad Vampire Lady would have such cute ankle boots?

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so in this fiction the elder vampire is collecting the aging bodies of other vampires like funko pops, or...?

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If I turn into an immobile husk that can think and feel but do nothing, at least prop me up in front of a TV so I can catch my soaps.

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You just don't see Manhattan townhouses with their own dovecote anymore

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put the old codger in the pigeon infested room. sure it will be alright
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There are no crepe bows round the necks of these doves. #monsterdon

Uh-oh, someone’s going to the pigeon room.

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If you reach the Nosfetatu stage, you get a different ending path #Monsterdon

I hope that coffin is full of dirt from his native land

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We'll just stash John in the attic, with all the other husks.

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so… she knew this would happen, knew he'd just keep aging in freakish agony forever… and she made him into a vampire anyway.

Damn. What the hell did he do to her to deserve that?

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Well, if the monkey were any indication lady, you can just like, leave him down there for a few hours and he'll be literal dust.

Easy!

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Damn, that's a big house. How they keep it so neat?
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Ooh, see, it’s like the Pieta, only VAMPIRES!!!

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I mean, COME ONE, this scene is fantastic - with the pigeons and the light

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And he doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he... acts like a centenarian. When we... looked young. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

pigeons burbling

(y'all know doves are just all-white pigeons right? just checking)

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The pigeons in the crematorium 🤦 omg you guys this movie I cant even

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Didn't realize Tony Scott was also doing Cinéma du Look back then

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#monsterdon lemme just... set you down in the CIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIGHT, grandpa

I'll be honest, the version I am watching on the archive is so pixelated and blurry and dark that I really can't know what's going on. 🤷

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John Woo moment
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Nots-feratu.

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Is she just putting him in the attic?

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Kiss me or release me.
You killed my snack you jerk!
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@pngwen 😂

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I want to be forever young! I want to be forever young. Forever young ..

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WAIT WHAT!? So after a century or so the sired vampire gets hit by all the aging... and DOESN'T DIE? They just become an eternally ancient hush of undeath? Okay this vampirism is fucked up. I like it.
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Come on, Miriam, do it.
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@OldRustBucket Is that in the movie? I must have missed it.

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wot is going on #monsterdon

no garlic enema cure for vampirism in this film i guess
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Why do you need her help? Do you have Terminator programming? #Monsterdon #TheHunger

@trixter I feel bad for him, but tripping tits over ass really IS the most appropriate way for a Bowie to fall. #Monsterdon

Well, I don't think you will survive to see another day oldie bowie
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"I've fallen and I can't get up!" #monsterdon #TheHunger

#monsterdon Murders must be a lot easier when your house has a giant incinerator.

@jivens I was rooting for the kid, so...

Definitely not getting into this movie so far personally.

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#monsterdon NO RELEASE? *breaks phone and skateboard*

Bring back EZ access incinerators you cowards!

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I can't either, lady.

I just can't care about any of these characters.

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@lorgonumputz sure sure but I am going to call him David Bowie anyway

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You’re telling me even the incinerator wouldn’t work on OldBowieVamp?

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30 late new wave bands sampled the sound of all his vampire bones breaking as he fell down those stairs

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John: so did you mean Forever Young like Alphaville or like Rod Stewart or something else entirely? #Monsterdon

Wow Miriam really broken up about her husband’s imminent demise. NOT exactly.

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Welp, now he's broken a hip.

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