Everytime something weird happens, someone plays a waterphone.

But it's always the same waterphone sting.

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Okay ladies time for kissing

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I hope that vampire never bangs an RPG nerd. bc fam would be such a rules geek they'd figure out how to stop the aging and do a Uno Reversal on the vampire.

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See, the lines of Vampire Lady’s veil are *vertical*, and the shade lines over Sarandon are *horizontal*

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Ah, there we are. So satisfying. #Monsterdon #PhilipMorris

This movie had a writer, right? Someone responsible for assembling a plot? It's not just loosely connected scenes of instrumental performances? #Monsterdon #TheHunger

Wow, Dan Hedaya just being organically creepy.

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Beautiful shot with the tear under the veil #monsterdon #TheHunger

Here let's put you up in this belfry you where you'll have pigeons perching on you for the rest of time.

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Wow a decade later he did a 2-season TV show of The Hunger?!

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Wait, why is Susan S. crying? #Monsterdon

@LuluHelle

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The sequel is a rom-com where Dr Roberts manages to reverse aging in vampires and now Miriam has to navigate her sudden polycule.

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@paco that's what I say whenever I see one of those jacked up pavement princess pickup trucks on the streets in town #Monsterdon

Wow, Tony Scott went on to do a LOT of movies after this.

Top Gun
Beverly Hills Cop 2
Days of Thunder
The Last Boy Scout
... and more

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It's been a while since any of the characters have smoked. I'm starting to have withdrawals. #Monsterdon

She’s having that “I’m expecting a phone call moment where the phone never rings, but you’re doing something noisy and you keep thinking you hear it.

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So...the monkeys. Is that supposed to be a coincidence? I'm confused.

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@amyfou You can’t devour Dan, you can only sample him.

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#monsterdon #TheHunger did he piss himself just before she closed the coffin?!

Now we start with the vampire mind tricks ...

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Ahh, the 80s, when we all had terrible neon lighting in our bathrooms.

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@jivens
Ridley Scott
Tony Scott

Hrmmm.... 🤔
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so what's this movie about?

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@diazona be your own legend in your own shower time with the new applauseomat.
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John really should've been more careful. Alice Cavender's family can come after them with all that Greek seasoning money. #Monsterdon

Dr Roberts was rejected by Truck-kun. No afterlife for her.

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Was that a baby Dan Hedaya?

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Oh! Do the "Columbo" thing! "And one more thing..." #Monsterdon #TheHunger

The great thing for Bowie is that he would go on to a second career as the spirit guide for the Power Rangers. #Monsterdon

blue neon in the bathroom is such a power move in the 80s

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Susan has the same shower as Catherine and David did!

Ooh I should also get an applause generator in my bathroom

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Good use of Dan Hedaya #Monsterdon

DAN HEDAYA

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#monsterdon that's some semi good foreshadowing

Curious interpretation of “body that could stop a truck” #monsterdon

That mack truck isn't going to be a Maximum Overdrive truck is it?

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#Monsterdon This movie is ABSOLUTELY Blade Runner pilled.

"He's gone to Switzerland." Is that like "He's gone to live on the farm."?

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He wet his pants. Will he give him a change of clothes? Heck no.

Bet the first one is In a loin cloth.

I mean, why wouldn't you believe someone who told you he was going to age into an old man in a day.

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MAXIMUM MURDERDRIVE

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@undead Do you think one of those boxes has naked Prince in it? #Monsterdon #TheHunger

#monsterdon oh we'll think of things for sure. We ate her, bro

Wow, that was kind of a Pietà.

But she's just going to leave him undead in a crate for eternity?

JFC. What is even the point of signing up to be a vampire??

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Nine times out of ten are all in the attic

Also the tenth time

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Wow Dan Hedaya with some hair. #monsterdon

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is Catherine gonna devour Dan Hedaya?

okay Catherine Deneuve having her ancient but still living lovers stacked in coffins in the attic because she can't bear to kill them is deliciously creepy

this whole movie is full of wonderfully creepy imagery

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that gent has QUITE the bum chin groove
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wah... wah... 🎵

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I consider getting older to be a blessing. But this dude didn't have time to grow old gracefully with brisk walks in the mall or anything. #Monsterdon

The real monster is Susan’s haircut.

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What is it about doves and artsy 80s movies?

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OMG, never seen Dan Hedaya that young!

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Hey it's Dan Hedaya

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What if she threw him in the incinerator? Would that not kill him?

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Welcome to the fuzzy end of the lollipop, David.

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So, she has a stack of ex-lovers? That can't be healthy, Mirian
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Oh is it lesbians time?

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Wow she's worked her way through a whole lotta lovers :blobwoah: #Monsterdon

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Dick Smith showing us all how makeup should be done

So he can't die, and she's just gonna box him up? MEAN. #Monsterdon

@randy_s

That's what happens when Vampires forget to take their Calcium supplements.

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#Monsterdon I wish I was more confused.

Well now you can try me all night. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

I think I've dated her. That's how I learned to spot red flags in relationships! #Monsterdon

Tell me the truth, this is one of those movies they did for the hairdressers and the costumes, right?

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So, she keeps her former loves stored in boxes in her goth attic, because after a while the vampiric thing stops working for them. Neat. #monsterdon #TheHunger

#monsterdon what happened to keeping your leftovers in the fridge? Your food's gonna spoil if you leave it out

She just kind of neglected to mention the attic to him, apparently.

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@Louisa dovecote/undead crypt

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Bowie was asked what his influences were for this film. He said "StarTrek"
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Just stuff your old eternally rotting husk in a box to remember you buy. Maybe I'll come unpack you for Christmas some year. Bye bye now darling number 12.
I have a new favorite vampire lore.
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Looks like some top drawer makeup work there #monsterdon

Ok, forget it, they have a pidgeon room, that's not healthy at all.
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why didn't she just throw them all in the furnace? then she coulda had sentient piles of char, at least.

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#monsterdon noooo not the BOX with the OTHER BOXES

John Woo cameo 🕊️
Commence the shoot-out!
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Love the doves
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Also, who knew Sad Vampire Lady would have such cute ankle boots?

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so in this fiction the elder vampire is collecting the aging bodies of other vampires like funko pops, or...?

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If I turn into an immobile husk that can think and feel but do nothing, at least prop me up in front of a TV so I can catch my soaps.

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You just don't see Manhattan townhouses with their own dovecote anymore

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put the old codger in the pigeon infested room. sure it will be alright
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There are no crepe bows round the necks of these doves. #monsterdon

Uh-oh, someone’s going to the pigeon room.

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If you reach the Nosfetatu stage, you get a different ending path #Monsterdon

I hope that coffin is full of dirt from his native land

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We'll just stash John in the attic, with all the other husks.

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so… she knew this would happen, knew he'd just keep aging in freakish agony forever… and she made him into a vampire anyway.

Damn. What the hell did he do to her to deserve that?

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Well, if the monkey were any indication lady, you can just like, leave him down there for a few hours and he'll be literal dust.

Easy!

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Damn, that's a big house. How they keep it so neat?
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Ooh, see, it’s like the Pieta, only VAMPIRES!!!

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I mean, COME ONE, this scene is fantastic - with the pigeons and the light

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And he doesn't look a thing like Jesus, but he... acts like a centenarian. When we... looked young. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

pigeons burbling

(y'all know doves are just all-white pigeons right? just checking)

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The pigeons in the crematorium 🤦 omg you guys this movie I cant even

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Didn't realize Tony Scott was also doing Cinéma du Look back then

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