Is there... a pool in this restaurant?

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"European" is a good synonym for "vampire"

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European? She's Roman! #Monsterdon

I think I need to watch Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl as a cleanser. #monsterdon #snooze

Sarah: that was so much better than Frankenfurter but the hickies were a bit much Miriam #Monsterdon

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"She's .... European" 😅

"Are you making a pass at me?"

"no"

"Well would you already?" 🍷
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"She's... European." Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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#monsterdon ah, a callback to hear earlier role in RHPS with the foggy dive into the pool, I see

Intercut with erithrocytes to really highlight the vampirism part of the romance. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

She's... European 😏 #monsterdon #TheHunger

Smash cut to subtlety.

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Oh I dripped stuff on my pointy little breasts. Better take off this tshirt.
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@bstacey i'm not quite dead. just mostly.
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#monsterdon sent back the clams CAUSE I HAD CLAM EARLIER

War paint taken to a whole new level.

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This movie, The Hunger (1983) came out AFTER Liquid Sky (1982) (a movie with lots of lesbian murder sex).
hmmmmmmm
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There's the blood.

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So, serial monogamist #Monsterdon

Hey, you know there's no smoking in the clinic!

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#monsterdon sex on a light table, my favorite

@skatem farts of the undead do not fuck around

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I thought she was into clams now?

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oh 100% Liquid Sky fx there. It can't just be me

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@wohali Isekai'd itself to a better movie. With a cheat skill. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

No teeth no teeth~!

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We have now entered the lesbian make out portion of our film tonight.

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why is the bed a light table

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Didn't she come here to check up on a patient? I'm asking for my friend on the AMA ethics board. #Monsterdon

I guess these confusing scenes are supposed to mean telepathy or something?

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We were so focused on how high the volume of smoking and the 80s vibes would get, we didn't realize this movie would also have boobs.
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@jammerb a.k.a. every 80's song

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I wonder what Truck-kun is doing

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Miriam

It’s been TEN MINUTES since you put DAVID FREAKIN’ BOWIE in an attic box!!

I mean, I know she’s Susan Sarandon, but couldn’t you wait a week???

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*break for ice water*

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okay I've seen a clip of this part lol

"oh no, I've spilled my wine!"

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Um, WTF Mack truck.

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@SnoopJ 🎉

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Toucha toucha toucha touch me... #Monsterdon #TheHunger

@TheEddieShow just shared this and it blended well with my #Monsterdon feed.

https://beige.party/@TheEddieShow/115364372691458941

ooooopsie let me wipe off my small spill with a garden hose to harden my nipple and make my t-shirt cling to me
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Mirror!~

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@jivens I will say this: every time that's happened to me, I also heard an angel's choir singing.
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Ma'am. Your husband hasn't been in his grave for more than two days. He's probably still banging on the coffin lid every now and then.

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#monsterdon where the fuck did her pants go???

Wearing a bra when visiting a stranger's house evidently wasn't invented until 1989

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Well, the evening is advancing rapidly.

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Oh no I spilled on my shirt and have to sexilly remove it in front of Catherine Deneuve! #monsterdon #TheHunger

"Toucha toucha touch me"

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@Violinknitter deedodeedodoo .... dah doo deee! #Monsterdon

I also follow a dream to its source in a magical garden.

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Pass harder. She ain't gettin' it. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

Oh, Janet!

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ah yes the olde pomegranate juice on the white top, we must get the stain out before it sets - excuse. age old that is
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Turn up the heat Miriam your guest looks like she's a bit cold #Monsterdon

"I wanna be touched by you"

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#Monsterdon LOL at the wet T-shirt accident.

Not that I’m aware of, Sarah.
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"Most of it comes from my family."

Ah. That's what we're calling the collection of boxed exes...

that bit where Susan Sarandon stumbles a bit over her words when looking at the statue is when she absolutely tips over into full on lesbianism

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OH NO! I forgot to wear a bra?! LOL

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"Are you making a pass at me"

A+ for communicating your questions I guess?

"Not that I'm aware of"

F for lying

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ah yes, the slow-motion wine-on-t-shirt scene

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HONESTLY?

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#monsterdon lemme just... soak that white t shirt for ya

80's boobcession #monsterdon #TheHunger

Are you making a pass at me, Mrs. Blaylock? Because the answer is yes.

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"I like your boobs... I mean, your pendant" #monsterdon #TheHunger

What’s in that sherry, Mrs Blaylock? #monsterdon

@blueemu I imagine it was a foreshadowing of how the dude would die. That ish was pretty effed up. #Monsterdon

Miriam is full of ankh-st #Monsterdon

@kcarr2015 Oh, you are watching THAT ONE! :ablobcathungry3: #Monsterdon

Cliff DeYoung, you lucky scoundrel!

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@Wyatt_H_Knott Are you complaining about Susan Sarandon's breasts?

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I detect some thrall!

Too busy... to get busy? #Monsterdon #TheHunger

"...ankh you gonna ask me about my pendant?"

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A very very slow, pretty version of the Lakme Flower Duet #Monsterdon

#monsterdon bisexual sitting detected

ankh ankh

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As soon as Sarandon appears in the film, you just know it's Chekov's boobs

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Great t-shirt.

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"I play piano and drink to excess."

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#monsterdon yes, lots of lunches and dinners as a factor of NEEDING TO EAT

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Yes she does have the next one picked out.

HUSBAND: When did you start liking classical music?

I have developed a headache. This music is not helping.
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"I keep my leftovers in the attic."

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They became just good friends #monsterdon #TheHunger

Fortunately she has a lot of time to measure her for a new coffin
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@blueemu No, that’s her field of study. Bowie went to her seeking help with his aging problem after seeing her interviews on TV.

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honestly still having a hairstyle from the 1920s is kind of a flex

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"So many beautiful things!"

My mom: "How can you see?"

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I've just realized what our home is missing, interior-design-wise: life sized statues and 3" tall lilies in pots.

@arisummerland Wakes from a dad sleep WHAT?! #Monsterdon

Less moody, more makeouts

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she should be coating all her undead decrepit lovers in bronze and having them hang around as statues

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Susan Sarandon had a body that would stop a truck! 😍

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choosing to believe Lazlo is over on Staten Island saying “Did anyone else just get a weird sexy vampire vvvvibe” #monsterdon

@log That person may have been eaten by the vampire from a different movie

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Did she not remove her lip cosmetics before going to bed? #Monsterdon #TheHunger