Oh no I spilled on my shirt and have to sexilly remove it in front of Catherine Deneuve! #monsterdon #TheHunger

"Toucha toucha touch me"

#monsterdon
#Hunger

@Violinknitter deedodeedodoo .... dah doo deee! #Monsterdon

I also follow a dream to its source in a magical garden.

#Monsterdon

Pass harder. She ain't gettin' it. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

Oh, Janet!

#Monsterdon

ah yes the olde pomegranate juice on the white top, we must get the stain out before it sets - excuse. age old that is
#Monsterdon

That's some very fx-blood looking alcohol

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

Turn up the heat Miriam your guest looks like she's a bit cold #Monsterdon

"I wanna be touched by you"

#monsterdon
#Hunger

#Monsterdon LOL at the wet T-shirt accident.

Not that I’m aware of, Sarah.
#Monsterdon
#TheHunger

#Monsterdon

"Most of it comes from my family."

Ah. That's what we're calling the collection of boxed exes...

that bit where Susan Sarandon stumbles a bit over her words when looking at the statue is when she absolutely tips over into full on lesbianism

#Monsterdon

OH NO! I forgot to wear a bra?! LOL

#Monsterdon

"Are you making a pass at me"

A+ for communicating your questions I guess?

"Not that I'm aware of"

F for lying

#Monsterdon

ah yes, the slow-motion wine-on-t-shirt scene

#monsterdon

HONESTLY?

#monsterdon #TheHunger1983

#monsterdon lemme just... soak that white t shirt for ya

80's boobcession #monsterdon #TheHunger

Are you making a pass at me, Mrs. Blaylock? Because the answer is yes.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

"I like your boobs... I mean, your pendant" #monsterdon #TheHunger

What’s in that sherry, Mrs Blaylock? #monsterdon

@blueemu I imagine it was a foreshadowing of how the dude would die. That ish was pretty effed up. #Monsterdon

Miriam is full of ankh-st #Monsterdon

@kcarr2015 Oh, you are watching THAT ONE! :ablobcathungry3: #Monsterdon

Cliff DeYoung, you lucky scoundrel!

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

@Wyatt_H_Knott Are you complaining about Susan Sarandon's breasts?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
I detect some thrall!

"I like your inter-boob-thingy"

#Monsterdon

"Are you lonely? Now that your husband is... Away."

🚥 I'M COMING ON TO YOU, MIRIAM 🚥 PLEASE NOTICE BEFORE I EXPLODE 🚥 #Monsterdon

I wonder what the vampire is up to

(she's literally on screen now and I still wonder what she's up to)

#Monsterdon

Too busy... to get busy? #Monsterdon #TheHunger

A very very slow, pretty version of the Lakme Flower Duet #Monsterdon

"...ankh you gonna ask me about my pendant?"

#Monsterdon #TheHunger

#monsterdon bisexual sitting detected

ankh ankh

#monsterdon
#Hunger

As soon as Sarandon appears in the film, you just know it's Chekov's boobs

#monsterdon

Great t-shirt.

#Monsterdon

"I play piano and drink to excess."

#monsterdon #TheHunger1983

#monsterdon yes, lots of lunches and dinners as a factor of NEEDING TO EAT

#Monsterdon

Yes she does have the next one picked out.

HUSBAND: When did you start liking classical music?

I have developed a headache. This music is not helping.
#Monsterdon

They became just good friends #monsterdon #TheHunger

"I keep my leftovers in the attic."

#Monsterdon

Fortunately she has a lot of time to measure her for a new coffin
#monsterdon

@blueemu No, that’s her field of study. Bowie went to her seeking help with his aging problem after seeing her interviews on TV.

#Monsterdon

honestly still having a hairstyle from the 1920s is kind of a flex

#monsterdon #TheHunger1983

"So many beautiful things!"

My mom: "How can you see?"

#monsterdon #TheHunger

#Monsterdon🧛‍♂️ 💞 🧛‍♀️ 💞 🥧 🍩 😱

I've just realized what our home is missing, interior-design-wise: life sized statues and 3" tall lilies in pots.

@arisummerland Wakes from a dad sleep WHAT?! #Monsterdon

Less moody, more makeouts

#Monsterdon

she should be coating all her undead decrepit lovers in bronze and having them hang around as statues

#monsterdon #TheHunger1983

Susan Sarandon had a body that would stop a truck! 😍

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

Is this the seduction part? It feels like there was supposed to be a seduction part.

#monsterdon

I love that The Hunger is the myth of being a vampire in New York and What We Do In The Shadows is the reality

#Monsterdon

choosing to believe Lazlo is over on Staten Island saying “Did anyone else just get a weird sexy vampire vvvvibe” #monsterdon

@log That person may have been eaten by the vampire from a different movie

#Monsterdon

Did she not remove her lip cosmetics before going to bed? #Monsterdon #TheHunger

and also i'm so attracted to you that i keep seeing you and hearing the phone ring because i wish it was you, but you know, i don't know why i'm here.

#monsterdon

I remember the police detective guy from Cheers - he played the hilarious role of Carla's ex-husband.

#monsterdon

Everytime something weird happens, someone plays a waterphone.

But it's always the same waterphone sting.

#monsterdon #TheHunger

Okay ladies time for kissing

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

I hope that vampire never bangs an RPG nerd. bc fam would be such a rules geek they'd figure out how to stop the aging and do a Uno Reversal on the vampire.

#monsterdon

See, the lines of Vampire Lady’s veil are *vertical*, and the shade lines over Sarandon are *horizontal*

#Monsterdon

some people just live for 5,000 years, that is not a crime #monsterdon

Ah, there we are. So satisfying. #Monsterdon #PhilipMorris

This movie had a writer, right? Someone responsible for assembling a plot? It's not just loosely connected scenes of instrumental performances? #Monsterdon #TheHunger

Wow, Dan Hedaya just being organically creepy.

#Monsterdon

Beautiful shot with the tear under the veil #monsterdon #TheHunger

Here let's put you up in this belfry you where you'll have pigeons perching on you for the rest of time.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger

Wow a decade later he did a 2-season TV show of The Hunger?!

#monsterdon

Wait, why is Susan S. crying? #Monsterdon

@LuluHelle

#Monsterdon

The sequel is a rom-com where Dr Roberts manages to reverse aging in vampires and now Miriam has to navigate her sudden polycule.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

@paco that's what I say whenever I see one of those jacked up pavement princess pickup trucks on the streets in town #Monsterdon

Wow, Tony Scott went on to do a LOT of movies after this.

Top Gun
Beverly Hills Cop 2
Days of Thunder
The Last Boy Scout
... and more

#monsterdon

I hope Susan Sarandon survives this Radiohead video

#Monsterdon

It's been a while since any of the characters have smoked. I'm starting to have withdrawals. #Monsterdon

She’s having that “I’m expecting a phone call moment where the phone never rings, but you’re doing something noisy and you keep thinking you hear it.

#monsterdon

So...the monkeys. Is that supposed to be a coincidence? I'm confused.

#Monsterdon

@amyfou You can’t devour Dan, you can only sample him.

#Monsterdon

Now we start with the vampire mind tricks ...

#Monsterdon #Hunger1983

#monsterdon #TheHunger did he piss himself just before she closed the coffin?!

Ahh, the 80s, when we all had terrible neon lighting in our bathrooms.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

@jivens
Ridley Scott
Tony Scott

Hrmmm.... 🤔
#Monsterdon

so what's this movie about?

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

@diazona be your own legend in your own shower time with the new applauseomat.
#Monsterdon

…but they couldn't get more than one (1) shower to flim in?

#Monsterdon

John really should've been more careful. Alice Cavender's family can come after them with all that Greek seasoning money. #Monsterdon

Dr Roberts was rejected by Truck-kun. No afterlife for her.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

Was that a baby Dan Hedaya?

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

#monsterdon Are they just super dirty all the time? We're either smoking or showering, gotdang

Oh! Do the "Columbo" thing! "And one more thing..." #Monsterdon #TheHunger

The great thing for Bowie is that he would go on to a second career as the spirit guide for the Power Rangers. #Monsterdon

blue neon in the bathroom is such a power move in the 80s

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon🧛‍♂️ 💞 🧛‍♀️ 💞 🥧 🍩 😱

Susan has the same shower as Catherine and David did!

Ooh I should also get an applause generator in my bathroom

#Monsterdon

Good use of Dan Hedaya #Monsterdon

DAN HEDAYA

#Monsterdon